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- [Announcer] From Seminole Hard Rock in Hollywood, Florida,
this is Poker Night in America.
(upbeat music)
- Hello and welcome to Poker Night in America.
Back in Hollywood, Florida at Seminole Hard Rock
for day two, it's Chris Hanson, with Joe Stapleton.
- Coming up tonight, we know Jennifer Tilly's
meal ticket is the Curse of Chucky,
but on tonight's show, we'll see if she can
lift the curse of Poker Night in America.
Also, Jessica Dawley takes her sweet, sweet time.
- It's a Dawley dilly dally tonight.
Let's get to the table.
Let's get back to day two shall we?
Right now the big stack at the table is Tom Marchese,
he's got $38,000 in play in front of him.
- He and Aaron Mermelstein proving for the umpteenth time,
that being popular in high school
is inversely proportional to how good you are at poker.
- Poker Night in America brought to you by Kimo Sabe Mezcal.
In case you're new to Poker Night in America,
blinds are $25 and $50 this cash game.
- [Marchese] You're in tournament mode.
- [Dawley] That's right.
- [Marchese] You're a tournament girl.
- Pedal to the metal.
(heavy sighing) If I was in tournament mode.
- [Hanson] Matt Berkey starts us with a raise
to $250 with king, seven of hearts.
That's Jennifer Tilly, welcome back.
Calling with eight, deuce of hearts, Jennifer.
- [Stapleton] That's so Tilly.
- [Hanson] Jen, Jenny, come on now.
- [Berkey] I open it again with kings.
And I think I got one cold call.
- [Hanson] Dan Suied gets involved
with ace, six of diamonds.
- [Stapleton] Eight, six Suieded.
- [Hanson] Flop is three, seven, eight.
- [Stapleton] (laughing) Somehow Jen flops
the best hand with the eight, deuce.
- [Hanson] Yeah, I got top pair, check this out.
- [Stapleton] She's raising.
- A hundred or so, comes back to me,
I call, under the gun just rips.
- [Stapleton] Hey, when you hit the board this hard,
you gotta get some value out of it, right?
- [Dawley] Wow.
- It's like the dumbest thing I've ever been a part of.
- [Hanson] Trying to push out
those king, sevens and ace, sevens.
Which she does not do on the flop.
- [Stapleton] She wants a call
from king, seven and she got it.
(Stapleton laughing)
And she turns two pair. - Oh man.
- [Stapleton] You know, watching this is more dangerous
for the kids at home than watching Jackass.
Do not do this.
- [Hanson] But roll down the hill in a shopping cart?
Totally cool.
- [Stapleton] This is akin to that, playing eight, deuce.
- [Hanson] $1,700, the bet here from Tilly.
- [Stapleton] I don't wanna hear these kids saying,
oh but Jen Tilly did it on TV, no.
(chips shuffling)
Berkey keeps on calling.
- [Marchese] Do you live in Florida full-time now?
- [Dawley] Yeah, I have for like the past five years.
From Vegas to here. - Oh, okay.
- [Dawley] I just, I love this lifestyle a lot more.
- [Stapleton] So that makes it a little bit harder
for Jen to go to value.
- Check. - Yep.
Straights and flushes came in on the river.
- Oh, eight, deuce. - Matt Berkey.
No, no, no, it was eight, deuce man.
Did you see that? - Oh, two pair.
- It was eight deuce.
Where's the reaction?
- [Hanson] Poker Night in America brought
to you by Kimo Sabe Mezcal.
Suied very active.
Doesn't matter what cards he has, or what position he's in,
he's playing a lot of poker here today.
- [Stapleton] He's a fun one.
- [Hanson] Those are two aces for Jessica Dawley.
- [Stapleton] And you better believe you're gonna three bet
that under the gun raise, all the live long day.
Suied with the crackers.
Let's see if he can do it (laughing).
- [Hanson] You've gotta be kidding me.
- [Stapleton] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- [Hanson] By the reaction to my cohost here,
as you can clearly see Jessica Dawley
got a little out-flopped.
And of course, she is betting into the full house.
- [Stapleton] (crying) No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
- [Hanson] Stapes, it's not over yet.
She's still got some options.
Action's on Dawley.
- All in, seven?
- Flopped it, flopped it. - You flopped it?
- Well, you have to turn over anyway, so.
- Oh, sorry, nice hand.
(group groaning)
- [Stapleton] (pained) No, no (crying) no.
- [Hanson] She's gonna get there on the river.
Here it comes.
- [Stapleton] (crying) No, no, no.
Is she rebuying?
Is she rebuying?
- [Hanson] Oh, she's reaching for the microphone.
I don't think so, Stapes. - (crying) No, no.
- [Hanson] I knew that was not
the answer you were looking for.
- [Stapleton] Make it stop (crying), no, not Jessica Dawley.
- [Hanson] Yeah, Jessica's gonna be leaving, Stapes.
I think that's gonna be it.
- [Stapleton] I don't think I can stay.
- Sorry about your rough day, Jessica.
One of us is taking it a little better than the other one.
We've got more poker when we come back.
- Hello, it's Phil Hellmuth here,
and the Kimo Sabe Mezcal lounge,
talking to Liv Boeree, great poker player, and rockstar, no?
Well, you play a little bit.
- I used to want to be a rockstar.
You're right, I used to--
- I wanna be a rockstar.
- Yeah, I used to play a lot, when we first met,
on that TV show years ago, I was very
into metal at the time, and I was always playing.
I actually thought I was gonna become a rockstar.
My goal was to, I wanted to travel the world,
make money, and be my own boss.
And music seemed like the way to go.
And then poker came along, and I'm like, wait,
I can also travel the world, make good money,
be my own boss, and I get to play
this awesome game at the same time.
So in the end, poker star won out over rockstar.
- Let's have a little Kimo Sabe Mezcal.
- Yes please. - And toast rock and poker.
- Bringing people together.
(glasses clinking)
It's a four hour show?
- Welcome back to Poker Night in America,
we're here at the Seminole Hard Rock in Florida.
Jessica Dawley, I'm not quite over it yet.
So let's just focus on the poker.
- Good, welcome back.
- [Stapleton] Sorry, was just starting to calm down again.
- [Hanson] Okay.
- [Stapleton] You know, I think I bought
a cell phone plan from Matt Berkey once.
- [Tilly] What did you say, you did Twitch,
15 minute Twitch sessions, and you're watching us?
- Yeah, I watched you guys. - How did you do that?
I didn't even notice you were gone from the table.
- It was like I time traveled.
- [Marchese] No it was on dinner.
- [Marchese And Tilly] On the break.
- [Marchese] Cause it's on half hour delay.
- It's pretty cool. - Kid does his homework.
- [Marchese] Yeah, I got to see how you guys play.
That's why I'm re-raising here.
- [Tilly] I was just resting my brain.
- [Mermelstein] I saw you guys.
- I ate three granola bars.
- I saw Jen bluff me with the king, queen.
- And you just got to see
what I called you on the river with?
- [Mermelstein] Pocket eights?
- You mean before that, oh. - Yeah, yeah.
- [Stapleton] Ah Jen, you're gonna have to wait your turn.
This isn't all chaos like trying
to board a flight on Southwest.
- I didn't see you there. - But I told you though.
- [Marchese] You didn't tell me that.
What a dilemma.
- You should be confused. - You're right, I didn't.
- [Marchese] It makes sense though.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Go on, do your thing, I'm not stopping you.
- [Stapleton] I'm not stopping you, I'm just gonna
drink this drink super confidently.
He's in for $800 with pocket jacks.
- Man, how good is Tom?
He doesn't even need to get texted hands.
- What? - He just knows,
even if they go in the muck.
- I don't know, I just base it off
some things that make sense.
- [Stapleton] I like taking a more passive line here.
I don't think there's any need to try to get it all in
against what could be a monster to your direct right.
- [Hanson] Joe Stapleton tends to be what
we like to call passive-regressive.
- [Stapleton] (laughing) There's some orange
in front of her, is she, okay,
she's throwing one of them out there to call.
- I thought we were gonna see the hammer.
- I already can't wait to see this on the stream.
- [Hanson] Or on our show, on TV,
like an old person watches, come on.
- [Stapleton] Berkey flops top set, so now Jen is losing.
The good news is, she gets to play a smaller pot now
than if she'd put in another bet preflop.
- [Hanson] Yeah, it's either you're raised preflop,
or you called preflop, either way,
ace, king never wins here, just never ever seems to win.
- [Stapleton] And she just made a liar out of me.
Cause she's now raising. - Oh my.
- [Stapleton] I guess she could
get some better hands to fold.
Just not this one.
- [Hanson] Berkey calls.
- [Stapleton] Really hope Jen's gotten
all the information she needs.
She does pick up a gut shot to the nut straight.
Berkey's probably not loving that heart,
but he isn't going to go all crazy and cheap out on us.
- [Hanson] A $5,000 bet.
- I misplayed this hand.
- [Hanson] In one chip, love it.
- Whoever's in the booth, I'm sure they're saying,
wow, she really made some bad choices along the way.
(group laughing)
- [Hanson] That even got a chuckle out of Berkey.
- They might be telling you you're playing like a genius.
- Well, no, not at this point, now I'm just talking.
Coming to terms with loss.
(group laughing)
- If it makes you feel any better, I was betting all turns.
- He's like wait, I'm in the hand.
And it was like, (hissing) rattle, rattle, rattle, rattle.
Like in the bushes.
And I was like, why is he taking so long to play his cards?
You were sitting there all quiet, like a snake.
Like, I'm gonna be really quiet, she won't even see me.
- Wow.
- [Tilly] I'm terrible with the (mumbles).
I just remember the expression on his face,
that's all I remember.
- [Berkey] (laughing) Does it still haunt your dreams?
- [Tilly] No, that's the entertaining part (laughing).
That's why we're all happy and then sad.
- [Stapleton] Marchese raising things with kueeng suited.
There's a three bet from Berkey with jacks again.
- [Hanson] Jen Tilly cold calling
the three bet with two eights.
- [Stapleton] Oh, hello, I've always wondered what
the inside of Dan O'Brien's nose looked like.
- [Hanson] Weirdest card peek I've seen in a long time.
- [Stapleton] All right, back to king, queen suited.
- [Hanson] Three players together to the flop.
With $1,500 in the middle.
And here is the flop, brought to you by Kimo Sabe Mezcal.
The flop is five, nine, six.
- [Stapleton] Jen Tilly's gonna like that flop,
but she is behind.
She's bet $1,000.
Berkey raising.
- [Hanson] $2,700 total is the bet.
Tilly calls.
- [Suied] Did you make that backpack?
- [Mermelstein] No, I got it in Galapagos.
- [Suied] Oh, really?
- Now I'm inspired to go.
- I'm impressed that you think I'm talented enough
to make that though by the way.
- It looks handmade, so.
- Thanks man.
(group laughing)
- [Suied] Galapagos, that's Africa, what is that, Asia?
- No, it's in Ecuador.
- It's really not, I mean, it's Ecuador.
It's like 100 miles west. - I mean, it's its own island.
- Yeah, yeah, for sure, it's all kinds of like--
- [Hanson] Even though Berkey raised the flop,
Jen's leading turn is playing out of flow.
Typically she would check to the last aggressor.
This is not usually a move players make
when they're super strong.
Berkey calls.
- Unable to really mate elsewhere,
so it's a very centered spot.
So it's kind of a great spot to study evolution.
Where Darwin did it. - You can see sea turtles.
- [Hanson] And the one card that coulda given Jen
a chance to get away just paired.
- [Stapleton] Now she's gonna think
her eights are maybe good again.
- That's so cool. - Yeah.
- [Hanson] I wonder if Berkey's gonna be betting for value.
I'm guessing he is, or he would have already checked.
- Latin America's dope, man.
- It's a lot of long flights though, right?
- From Florida, I think it's like six hours or something.
- [O'Brien] Just for getting to Galapagos,
and then from there-- - Did he just say Galapagos?
Everyone knows it's called Gay-luh-pay-gos.
Geez Dan, read a book.
Whenever I travel to the Galapagos, I go by boat.
- [O'Brien] I just can't handle
those little propeller planes.
- Why would you re-raise me?
Unless you think I'm a bluffer.
I'm not a bluffer.
I was gonna re-raise preflop with my fantastic hand.
What the (beep)?
I'm like the worst player in the world.
Why would you raise on the turn?
I can't imagine you'd bluff me.
Are you bluffing me? - No.
- [Hanson] He's not bluffing.
- I said you had jacks.
- [Stapleton] But you called.
- I just thought, he couldn't possibly
have connected with that flop.
I thought, he might have the king, queen
or something like that, so money went in,
and then more money went in, and then more money went in,
and then I just went on raging tilt.
I mean, thank god the show ended when it did,
because I would either be back to even
in half an hour, or stuck $100,000 (laughing).
I was so (beep) annoyed.
I always lose on Poker Night in America,
and I was back to even, I was a little bit up.
I was gonna do like Jessica Dawley and leave.
- [Stapleton] No, don't remind me, no (crying).
- [Hanson] Stapes, it's over, it's over.
(words drowned out by crying)
- We've got more Poker Night in America,
when we come back, somebody is definitely off the rails.
- (crying) Why, no, no.
Is she coming back?
- No, I don't think so, I think she's leaving.
She's done. - Are we coming back?
- We're gonna come back. - Okay, all right.
- [Announcer] Poker Night in America is brought
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- Welcome back to Poker Night in America.
- Where it is Jennifer Tilly's last chance
to turn it around for the day.
And we're all really pulling for her.
Come on Jen, you can do it.
- No, I have to win on TV, I don't care about $12,000.
(group laughing)
It's my pride that's at stake, oh my god.
- I would do a $12,000 flip with you at the end except
I just know you want it bad enough that I would never win.
- No, I have to win it, I have to win it through sheer,
sheer wiliness and grit. - Sheer force.
(group laughing)
- Oh my god, I can't believe another Poker Night in America
is coming to an end and I'm in the red again.
- [Stapleton] You know what goes further
than wiliness and grit?
Having the best hand.
- That does help with winning in poker.
I think half the issue, is that you keep records.
- [Hanson] Marchese raises to $150,
and he gets a call from Tilly.
- Oh Jen. - Out of the big blind.
Please don't hit, oh no. - Oh Jen.
- They're like, Jennifer's down this amount,
like really, really accusing.
(group laughing)
- It'd get real bad if they had like a cumulative total
through all your shows. - So embarrassing.
- They could be bribed to change that amount.
- Okay, thank you.
- [Hanson] Bettin' a call.
Tilly does not improve.
(chips shuffling)
- Holy cow. - $700 and a quick call.
(mumbles)
- We're on a hand-for-hand now.
- (mumbles) has the bracelet? - I don't know yet,
they haven't said. - Oh, they didn't.
- [Hanson] $1,500, the bet from Tilly, and a call.
- This is so unfair, Marchese.
- I know, it shouldn't, that's messed up.
- That's (beep). - (beep) that's (beep).
- [Marchese] I agree.
(group laughing) - That would be so much fun.
Okay.
- This is not the way of manufacturing big pots.
- What, it's not, what? - One day, when I have
all the money, I'm gonna invite you to my game.
(group laughing)
My businessman game.
You'll be invited.
- Although, the illusive businessman
that everyone always promises will be at their game.
- [Marchese] (laughing) Yeah.
- [Berkey] Poker will have a sad state of affairs
if that illusive businessman is Dan O'Brien.
(group laughing)
- [Mermelstein] That was your plan all along, huh Marchese?
- [Marchese] Just got you guys in there weak, raise it up.
- What, I feel like I should defend my blind, my straddle.
I think you're supposed to defend your straddle.
- I've heard that. - You could.
- [Hanson] All right, here comes the flop.
- (laughing) I hope you crush him.
- I hope I have aces.
- You haven't looked, huh?
- Oh, I looked at it, just no.
- [O'Brien] Full double I'm rootin' for.
- [Stapleton] Oh Boy.
- [Hanson] Jen doesn't hit it, but Marchese sure does.
- [Stapleton] Is it possible to not flop a set
against Jennifer Tilly, has anyone ever tried?
- [Hanson] Well, now Jen's got the open-ended straight draw.
So she picks up some outs on the turn.
- [Stapleton] I kinda want Jen to suck out here.
I think she's earned it.
- [Hanson] I hate the feeling that Jennifer Tilly
has right now, because we've all had it at the poker table.
You know that the night is running out, and you just
so badly want everyone's money to come your way.
And you just know secretly it's not, it's not happening.
- [Stapleton] Why can't I get dealt aces, and everyone else
big pocket pairs, and aces hold, and I win all the money?
- Why? - Cause that never happens.
- [Hanson] The bet was $1,700, we get a call.
- [Stapleton] She's gotta call now.
- [Hanson] Uh, come on, oh, nothing.
- [Stapleton] Yeah, I know that looks like
the king of clubs, but those clubs
are actually three tiny stuck together bricks.
(chips shuffling)
- I almost felt guilty when I saw the flop.
- What? - Every time.
- So sick.
God I wish I sucked out on you.
- [Stapleton] Me too.
- No way to get cards with bigger numbers on them?
Tell you something, I got a good hand.
I got a good hand big shot, just telling you right now.
You wouldn't do well in prison but you're doing great here.
You're a little pretty.
Throw a wig on you and yoddle, what do you think?
It's not amazing. Can I show Jennifer?
- Yeah. - Negative.
- You said negative? Did you get the 20 bucks or not?
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- Do we count our money, or does somebody count it for us?
I'm used to people doing things for me.
- Sneaks some chips in now.
- [Hanson] Day two comes to an end, and it looks
like Tom Marchese is making the most of his
first ever appearance on Poker Night in America.
- [Stapleton] Boy, that's a short list,
I assume the next one's gonna be longer (laughing).
(crying) Jessica! - Oh gosh.
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You okay dude? - No.
- Okay, we've got up to minute information,
full episodes, and unedited live streams.
For Chris Hanson and Joe Stapleton, thanks for watching.
You okay, man? - No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, not okay, not okay.
Excuse me, not okay.
(items crashing)
(hip hop music)
No, no, no, no!
(blows landing)
Jessica!
(funky music)
I danced on a Friday when the sky turned black.
It's hard to dance with the devil on your back.
They felted me in the cash game and they thought I'd gone,
But I am the dance and I still go on.
(group laughing)
- Oh my lord. - Nice, very nice.
- How did you not break the glass?
- He's a (beep). - All right, put it
back together, we'll do take two.
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