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Chase: Hey guys! It's me, Chasey-poo.
Today I am bouncing on a chair for ya.
And I'm doing another type of sexual health review video
on a product that SO many of you have asking
for me, to uh, review.
So this is not a review video, it's an unboxing and
first impressions video. Um, I'm doing it this way
because so many people always ask about,
"is the shipping discreet?" So this will let you know,
"Is the shipping discreet?"
I've also done a video like this for Peecock;
They sent me a bunch of products that I did an open boxing,
a- whatever. And I did first impressions and that was great.
Also, I realize that for some reason this ring light, like
it's really great. But if you look directly at it, it's like
the sun is like, slicing your eyeballs open.
Anyways, so the background doesn't look super lit, but I
was thinking this color tonight,
or like this color.
I don't know...it's hard.
I don't know which one to pick, cause that one-
I really like that one but I really like that one too.
I did that one for my last video though.
I love this thing, you can change it so many different colors.
[Chase laughs] HA!
You could also do like a strobe and a flash, but
I don't know. I think maybe today we'll do like a little mix,
it's all the colors together.
But yeah, for some reason the background isn't being lit
and I could change the lighting and settings and
stuff like that, but it's gettin' late.
Kay? It's eight o'clock.
I've been wanting to do the video all day.
I needed to relax.
So.
This is the Jimmy STP by FTM Pitstop.
Which you can go on their website.
Umm
I...
I can show you this entire package, because it has
my P.O. Box on it, and I can show you my P.O. Box
cause you can send me stuff.
This is what the package looks like, this company is
Canadian, so this is what a, umm, Canada post
envelope looks like. They look very much similar to
the USPS envelopes. Umm, from America, so
let's, let's open it and have a look inside, shall we?
Really, really, really scared to slice this dick open.
Ehhh.
I think they also sent me something else inside.
I'm like really trying to be careful.
Like slice his fucking face- there you go, that works
I don't- I don't even need scissors.
Also, I know a lot of you might not know and a lot
of people might have watched the other video, like
I moved and like it's nighttime now, which means that
if the lights are on, everyone can see inside your home.
So I really hope that the guys who are ALWAYS DOING
THEIR DISHES
can see this, because I'm literally looking at one of them.
Oooo! I feel it! It's so much smaller than I expected.
Alright, so this is what it- you take it out of the bag
and there are other things in here, and I will show you
soon. But, okay,
So this is what it looks like in the bag, little purple string
very cute.
Very mushy...
Um, online it looks fucking huge, I was like
"Damn! That's big!"
Um, but yeah, so this is an STP so it's a
Stand To Pee device.
Um, that you would use, cause a lot of people are like
"what the hell is that?" So, mmm.
Um, that you would use to stand up...to pee.
And it's also used as a packer so you could use it all
day long.
So let's take it out of the...
Wowww
Ohhh, woahh, okay.
Okay, this is different.
I know all y'all care about is that intense zoom.
So this is the, the- they only have three colors in this
is the lightest color I got here,
the head is painted a different color,
and then, um, the balls are very realistic of cis
male balls. Unlike, other packers and stuff like that.
And I'm not going to name any names, or companies, or
anything like that, but
c'mon man, if you look at the Mr. Limpy balls you're like
"Why are they so big? and so...
-not connected to the peen. Anyways, this
almost fell on the floor.
Um, yeah so, remember isn't a review video so I'm not
gonna tell you everything, but I just want to
first impression, honestly, there's like realistic veins here
And it's very nice.
Umm
The paint job is good, although there's some
areas here that I guess,
could have been
either
I- I mean I guess it's like just because it- there, all- ....
There's like a different color paint in all the ridges,
but I think that that's just how, maybe they soaked this
in a specific
uh, paint color. Or they mixed the silicone or something
like that. But,
Anyways, the inside is very soft.
So you would place this up against your body as a packer,
and then after you would pee. So there's no
no uh, non-sl, non-like drip lip here that like
kinda covers it. But this STP actually looks like it's
a very like, good cup to go under you to pee.
So I don't think you would actually spill with this
and plus the inside is like, is pretty big. So
What I'll do is, I will try this out for, um, a couple of days,
a couple of weeks. I will pack with it,
I will do things with it. And um, I will review it later on.
Honestly the one online though, I was like
"It looks so thick" and I was like "How the hell is that
going to fit in my pants." But, now that I look at it here
like yeah, sideways, that's fucking huge.
That looks really big, but I think that it'll be okay.
I don't know, these are first impressions.
Whatever, let's move on.
Also my hair's crazy, whatever.
I actually waited, to uh, take a shower so that I could
I don't know, so that I could like have nice hair,
cause I'm actually gonna wash my hair.
I haven't washed it in a week.
Kay, so there's a bunch of papers in here, so let's just
take out what all these papers are.
Okay, so they sent me two packets of lube,
um, this company has, I guess, it's not their own lube
but I guess that like, this is the lube that they use online,
it's called Wicked.
If it would ever auto-focus, probably won't, but that's okay.
And it is water-based lube,
and fragrance free. So I will use that as well and
let you know how it goes, cause you can buy it on
their website as well.
Um, so...
Oh, this paper I open it, and like all the-
okay so they sent me some stickers, I don't know if
they send stickers like that to everyone, but
Um, this is a huge, huge, huge list of like
wh- wh- .....like
washing, how to take care of your Jimmy STP
So it's just like a little how-to.
Umm,
And it looks,
It looks, it looks interesting, so, so that's great and
they give you any information if you wanna like
talk to them. Alright so now, I know what they sent me
because I was really excited when they said they were
going to send me this.
They sent me,
It- it's called the Shot Pocket.
So it comes in a little pouch like this again,
with the purple string.
I am a fan.
And here it is...
Ohhh, heyy, so this is a
um, basically a fleshlight.
Umm
And it is used for trans men, um or anyone really who has
umm
don't wanna cause dysphoria, I don't wanna use these words.
So like, ya little dick.
You can use this, um, if you on hormones or if you had
Metoidioplasty and you have growth.
So if I just quickly, quickly, quickly compare it
to the other ones that I have.
Umm
I have here the Bro Sleeve,
I have here the Blue Valentine Love Pill.
Um, and I have here the uh Buck Off.
So those are the three that I have, and now I have
this one added to my collection to try.
I can't tell you if it works if you're pre-T,
I know that that's the most common question ever,
I can't tell you that.
Let me try it, and let me tell you if it can work.
And let me umm,
Let me work with this and I will review this as well,
and then obviously all of these are going to
need to be compared eventually.
Um, because a lot of people really, really want to know
"Which one's the best one?" So
Thank you so much for sending me this.
I am super excited, um they also send you a how-to
it, and how to wash it.
When your ring light moves when you're filming so now, ugh.
Whatever. Anyways, thank you for watching.
Um, this opening of the package and first impressions
I"m really excited to review this for you guys,
because I know it's like literally, if you look at every
single one of my review videos, someone's like
"Can you review the Jimmy STP?" and I was like
"What the hell is that?" I haven't even heard of this.
I don't know. I've been out of the loop or something.
So I messaged them and this is what it is right here.
So
Super, super, super exciting. I am really,
can't wait to just show you guys this. Anyway,
I just keep talking and I don't know. I'm lonelyyy
a little bit. I have like 100 videos to fucking edit,
but I'm lonely.
Talk to me...
[Chase laughs] I'm kidding okay, whatever.
I love you guys so much, thank you so much,
so much, so much for watching and subscribing
and liking my videos, and not flagging this because
you love me so much.
And
Umm
I will do my best to review products that you'd like me
to review in the future. Please put them in the link
description below,
in the comments, is what I mean. I'm sorry I'm all
over the place. And of course,
gotta put the peen on your face.
Have a great week, think of Bee, Byee.
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