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Hey friends on the internets, Giordano here from the Juice Media

These days I tend to dwell behind the camera, writing, directing, editing the videos

so just before 2017 is up, I thought I'd pop in and say hi

I personally want to thank you all for supporting the work that we do here at the Juice Media

Especially if you support us on Patreon, a big TYSM

You're the reason we can keep on mercilessly trolling the Government

And even if you don't support us on Patreon but you watched, liked, shared and commented

the crap out of our videos in 2017, all of those things combined are what makes me braver

and bolder and inspires me to dedicate more time and energy into this project and

and I never take that for granted, so thank you

Now before I go any further, something really important - and that is, I want to give props

to the amazing talent that I have the honour of working with on the Honest Government Ads

First up, Ellen - who made her Honest Government Ad debut in our first video of 2017 about Centrelink's bs

and went on to feature in our videos about native forest logging

the marriage equality PlebbyShite, Adani, the Great Australian Bight, healthcare and net neutrality

You already know how awesome Ellen is from the videos, but what you might not know is that

she has a Facebook Page which I hope you'll Like & Follow, coz she's not only

an awesome actor, but also a terrific dancer and singer, and a downright awesome person

who is a pleasure to work with

(lol)

Renewables...

(more lols)

Next up, Zoë - another amazing Melbourne-based actor who I've had the privilege to work with

on the Visit Hawai'i and Visit Puerto Rico videos

Again, Zoë has a Facebook Page and I've left a link in the video description

and I hope you'll see more of Zoë in the Visit videos that we're planning to make in 2018

And Matylda, who'se kickass work in the Dakota Excess Pipeline HGA

is still our most viewed video, like... ever

(What a silly question, the answer of course…)

I spat on myself again

What's wrong with me

And then of course, Lucy - my partner

You seldom see Lucy in theactual videos, but you're all familiar with her coz she does the

voiceover for all our Honest Government Ads

"Hello, I'm from the Australien Government"

"You know, the wankers who killed the Great Barrier Reef"

I really want to thank Lucy for all the cheeky humour she brings to this series

That, and the fact that she lets me change our living room into a film studio

every time we need to film a new video

And lastly, a big thanks to all our volunteer translators around the world

who have allowed our videos to reach peeps in all of these languages

So yeah, 2017

In March I had the fortune of returning to Hawai'i

where I was invited by Prof. Cynthia Franklin to give a guest lecture

about my work, at the University of Hawai'i

While I was there I had the honour of talking to and learning from some of the badass Hawaiian women

who are leading the fight against US military occupation

People like Aunty Lynette Cruz; and Laulani Teale - who gave me this rad t-shirt

and Aunty Terry Keko'olani, who took me to visit sacred burial sites on a US military base

I offered to make an Honest Government Ad about the local situation and here I am

brainstorming well into the night with Laulani and my brilliant friend Emilia, about what should be in it

The resulting video, Visit Hawai'i, went on to be viewed by over 6M people

most of whom probably never knew the real history of Hawai'i

Which is epic, but for me the most important thing was that i was able to work on this video

together with the people who are leading this fight

Which taught me that this, is how I really love working on these videos

The next awesome thing that happened this year was that hundreds of you requested us to make

a similar video, about Puerto Rico - which we did, in June of this year

And btw, solidarity with all our Boricua friends here at the Juice Media

you guys have been through some heavy shit this year

2017 has been a pretty intense year for us and tbh there are plenty of reasons we could've

slowed down or in fact stopped making videos altogether this year

In September, I travelled back to South Africa to attend the funeral of my dear grandmother

She was my best friend and greatest supporter ever since i can remember

Rest in peace Margaret

My mother's health deteriorated drastically this year - and, if there are any of you out there

who have or have had a parent suffering from Alzheimer's, you have my deepest sympthaties

because this is no-joke one of the cruelest and most devastating diseases ever

It's a topic I hope to cover in a future video

And then in October, as if to demonstrate that life goes on...

Lucy and I had a baby

His name is Luca

And he's a cutie

Hello

Hallo

(Lucy: That hold doesn't work… come here)

We've wasted no time recruiting him into the Juice family

In fact, he made his first cameo a few weeks ago, in our net neutrality video

Somewhere in the middle of all this, the Australian Government decided to send me an email

taking issue with our parody Australian coat of arms

which then ended up being waved about in the Senate by the Attorney General

as he tried to introduce a new law that criminalises the impersonation of the Government

which of course we promptly impersonated the shit out of in one of our Honest Government Ads

So yeah, its been a year of miracles, tragedies and plain weird shit in equal measure

But we didn't let it stop us...

Well, partly because I have no choice since this is my sole source of income now

But also because making Juice Media videos is kinda what's kept me sane throughout all this

As someone said - "If you're going through hell, keep going."

And I'm really glad we did, because the results speak for themselves

We've had over 32M views across all the tubes

welcome to the 100K new subscribers to our FB Page

And most importantly, thank you to everyone who signed up on Patreon

we've managed to double our subscriber base yet again

If you love what we do, please consider joining all the legends who support us on Patreon

- link in the video description -

it's the easiest way of ensuring that we have stability from month to month

And we really hope to increase our income so we can start making videos more often

If you're not a Patreon kind of person and just wanna do a one-off donation

to support us into the new year, we've got other options, like PayPal

and cryptocurrencies: Bitcoin, Bitcoin Cash, Ethereum - all the links arein the video description

Over the holidays we'll be brainstorming some of the videos that we're gonna bring you in 2018

So let us know in the comments which topics and countries

you would like to see your Government be honest about in 2018

Well that's all from me, thanks for listening to my long-arse end of year message

I just wanna end off by wishing you and your familiies all the best in 2018 and I…

you know, we've got a lot of work to do, so I hope everyone is doing the absolute best they can

to unfuck the world in their own way

I know we certainly will be doing that. Thank you so much for your support

and making it possible for us to bring you the Juice, and "genuine satire"

and mercilessly trolling Governments - in 2018 and beyond

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BREAKING!! He's Running For CONGRESS Now! How Is This Even Possible? STOP HIM! - Duration: 4:32.

BREAKING!!

He's Running For CONGRESS Now!

How Is This Even Possible?

STOP HIM!

When it comes to liberals, the hypocrisy and double standard that exists in everything

they do is truly astounding.

For months, liberals demanded that Trump be impeached over baseless sexual allegations

that women have made against him, where his locker room comments he made a decade ago

about grabbing p*ssy was even enough in the minds of liberals to keep Trump from becoming

President of the United States.

Now in an unbelievable move steeped in hypocrisy that only flaming liberals can pull off, a

Democrat who was busted in a disturbing sex crime is not only walking free, but has just

announced he's running for office.

When it comes to liberals, they can continue to do whatever the hell they want without

facing any sort of consequences.

They can rape children and send pictures of their junk to underage children, even take

trips to "Pedophile Island" and no one bats an eye.

Now a Philadelphia judge by the name of Willie Singletary who was busted for sexual crimes

against women, lying to the FBI, and caught in a ticket-fixing scandal is not only walking

out of jail a free man, but has now thrown his hat in the race for a Congressional seat.

Breitbart reports:A former Philadelphia judge who was caught up in a ticket-fixing scandal,

resigned over charges of sexual harassment, and was jailed for lying to the FBI, is now

running for Congress as a Democrat with the slogan "A Fresh Start for Pennsylvania."

Willie Singletary, a former Philadelphia Traffic Court judge, has announced his run for the

First District seat currently held by U.S. Rep. Robert Brady, who is also chairman of

Philadelphia's Democratic City Committee, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.

Singletary, 36, has quite a record to run on.

In 2013, he was caught up in a ticket-fixing scandal that prosecutors at the time said

benefited only Philly's rich and powerful and cost the city and state hundreds of thousands

in unpaid fines….he was convicted of lying to federal authorities during the investigation.

He served 20 months in prison for the conviction, ending his sentence in 2016.

The hypocrisy is truly amazing, isn't it?

This story comes right on the heels of Bill Clinton being caught up in ANOTHER disgusting

crime against women in recent weeks.

Bill Clinton is finding himself at the center of yet another HUGE sex scandal after 4 several

brave women have finally decided to risk it all to take their stories public.

And why Bill's private jet was nicknamed "Air F*ck One" will make you sick to your

stomach.

The Daily Mail reports:

Bill Clinton is facing explosive new charges of sexual assault from four women, according

to highly placed Democratic Party sources and an official who served in both the Clinton

and Obama administrations.

Edward Klein is the former editor in chief of the New York Times Magazine and the author

of numerous bestsellers including his fourth book on the Clintons, Guilty as Sin, in 2016.

His latest book is All Out War: The Plot to Destroy Trump was released on October 30,

2017.

The current accusations against the 71-year-old former president — whose past is littered

with charges of sexual misconduct — stem from the period after he left the White House

in 2001, say the sources.But it wasn't all fun and games for these women once they were

in the air.

These four women, whose identiteis have yet to be revelaed, allege that they were only

in their late teens at the time, and say that they were all sexually assaulted by the former

president.

So far, there's no evidence to suggest that Burkle knew about the sexual assaults, which

is hard to believe considering this all happened on Burkle's private jet.

When "Rapey Bill" was contacted for comment, he stated through his legal team: "Obviously,

I'm aware of [the allegations] but can't talk about them."

It's pretty sick how liberals keep getting away with their crimes yet they want to declare

President Trump unfit for office based on the fake allegations of women being paid to

come out of the closet with accusations against him.

The liberal hypocrisy never ceases to be amazing.

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BREAKING! NFL FINED HIM For CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS!!! - Duration: 5:07.

BREAKING!

NFL FINED HIM For CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS!!!

The NFL suffers a season marred by horrible ratings, low attendance at games, and an overall

abysmal season regarding fan relations.

There have been racist players profanely abusing their platform by disrespecting the American

flag by protesting during the National Anthem.

There have been players who have no problem raising the black power fist after making

a play.

Numerous players are getting arrested for violent or drug-related crimes.

And there's been players who've killed themselves in prison – all things that Roger

Goodell should worry about when it comes to the NFL and public relations.

It's a league filled with numerous criminals, racists, and overly entitled athletes and

fans are turning their backs on any given Sunday.

Then a player did something refreshing by celebrating Christmas.

A player does something positive in hopes to bring back some of that joy we once experienced

by watching football on the weekends.

There was nothing better than cracking a cold one with the boys to watching the game with

your kids, but ever since the disrespect turned many of us away, it seemed like nothing could

bring us back.

Running back Alvin Kamara of the New Orleans Saints tried to bring us some joy and the

NFL fined him for it.Kamara wore red shoes that looked like "Santa shoes" during

his winning game against the Atlanta Falcons.

The league acted like the green Grinch and stole everyone's Christmas by sending Kamara

a naughty little envelope with something not so nice in it.

Kamara had a good game that day, regardless of the color of his shoes, and he paid the

price for it.

That amount was precisely $6,079.

That's right folks!

He spent more on a fine than many people earn in a month.

He paid THAT much for wearing red shoes during his game.

A league that allows people to desecrate the flag, continue to be employed even though

they have criminal records, and nevertheless persist to embarrass the league with putrid

social justice warrior nonsense had the nerve to discipline a guy for wearing different

color shoes.

What about punishing all the people who act in ways that cause ratings to drop?

Crime, social justice protests, and overall entitled lousy behavior don't get a second

look from Goodell, but a guy wearing red shoes is the worst thing to happen to the league.

In fact, Colin Kaepernick wore socks depicting cops as pigs and no one batted an eye!I take

that back!

It wasn't too long ago that Goodell pledged a ton of money to social justice causes in

hopes that people would stop taking a knee, but that failed.

Here's what Alvin Kamara wrote on Twitter.

Before anyone gets all riled up, they should know his GoFundMe comment was a complete joke.

He wasn't using the money to pay for his fine.

Some Twitter users misunderstood that or took it seriously.

Not everyone was born with a gene that allows them to sense sarcasm.Hannity reports:

"The "disgraceful" NFL reached a new low this week, fining a professional athlete

for wearing red, Christmas-themed cleats during last Sunday's game while permitting other

players to blatantly disrespect the US national anthem and flag.

New Orleans Saints running back Alvin Kamara was fined over $6,000 for his holiday cheer;

wearing the footwear to promote a GoFundMe page he created to provide football cleats

to underprivileged youth hoping to play the game.

"Unfortunately The Grinch stole Christmas!!

After the game I said that I would make a gofundme for the fine and donate the proceeds

to charity sooooo…. here we are!" he wrote.

"A donation will be made to Willie Hall playgrounds recreational department to provide

cleats for their youth football programs."

We have a very talented Kamara doing something positive, putting the NFL in an excellent

newsworthy situation, and the league fines him.

An NFL player can punch a woman in an elevator and it's fine as long as they perform.

People can beat their kid with a switch and it's okay.

A guy wears red shoes and he's the devil of the NFL.

Send him a fine!

He's so bad for violating the uniform policy.

Kamara indeed violated the uniform policy, but was the fine necessary?

Maybe a little fine or a warning, but don't bill the guy $6k for wearing red shoes and

celebrating Christmas.

The NFL could've turned this into a positive public relations event.

Goodell could've had everyone wear red shoes for the Christmas weekend games and celebrate

with good vibes, but the league continues to disappoint the audience.

Instead, the Grinch who ruined the league strikes again.

Goodell needs to GO.

He's a weak leader responsible for allowing the league ratings to suffer by permitting

players to abuse their platform and attack America

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Thats where Santa Monica, California-based The Fuzzy Pet Foundation (TFPF) stepped in.

The nonprofit rescue organization took Tiger into its care after one of his veterinarians (who helped make the dog a temporary wheelchair) reached out.

While Tiger may not be able to walk again and suffers from mild incontinence, he is no longer in pain.

He is a spirited, resilient dog with a clean bill of health.

In fact, Tiger—who TFPF describes as having a great disposition—was recently fitted for a brand new wheelchair to help him get around.

Tiger has adjusted to his wheelchair, running around with great speed and pep.

"It may take us a while to find a forever home for a special-needs dog like Tiger, said Sheila Choi, founder and CEO of TFPF, in a statement.

He may or may not ever walk again, but he appears so comfortable and happy in his new wheelchair.

We arent giving up on him..

The neutered Tiger isnt just a fighter, hes also a Very Good Boy.

He gets along great with other dogs, and loves playing with squeaky toys, TFPF reports.

Tiger enjoys cuddling with his caregivers—he even falls asleep in our arms when he is cradled like a baby..

To help with Tigers ongoing care, you can donate to TFPFs GoFundMe page.

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Now, you can come to my studio in downtown Colorado Springs or I can come to your location.

Now that is going to save you tons and tons of time.

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If you're currently using a webcam or smartphone and have this tinny sound, maybe not so great

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• From eating out of the sewer to volunteering to be tazered, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact

some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the dumbest things we did for money.

I'm Doopie and today I'll be your narrator.

Number 10 was submitted by Punruh091_Love_Doopy SweetCommando

When SweetCommando was in the fourth grade he started hanging out with some bad older

kids.

One time one of them offered SweetCommando $100 to go running through the school, opening

every door and shouting "DILDO!"

They told SweetCommando a dildo was a type of bread that Italian bakers would walk down

the street shouting about.

SweetCommando did the dare – but it only made to five classrooms before he was caught.

He got two weeks of detention, but the worst part was he didn't even get paid!

Number 9 was submitted by Skeljay Danger Dolan Dolan once had this crazy friend who his parents

forbid him from seeing.

One time they were hanging out together when the crazy friend offered Dolan $100 if he

could shoot him in the kneecap with his BB gun.

Dolan was desperate for money – and lacking in common sense, so he said, "Sure!

That sounds perfectly reasonable!"

He passed out from the pain and when he woke up he was in the emergency room!

His crazy friend's mom gave him $1,000 – probably to stop Dolan's family from suing!

Number 8 was submitted by pdfanstar Emojie On the first day of the new school year, Emojie's

high school arranged free Chick-fil-A lunches for all the students in the auditorium.

As they sat there listening to speeches, Emojie's friend came up with a funny dare.

She told Emojie she would pay him to climb up on stage and do a sexy dance with the Chick-fil-A

cow mascot.

Emojie was a terrified freshman, but he actually climbed up on stage and did it!

The whole school was laughing and cheering, and lots of people filmed her.

Luckily Emojie didn't get in any trouble, and he was paid thirteen dollars – one dollar

from every person in her row.

People at school still talk about her sexy cow dance to this day!

Number 7 was submitted by NotHyped Nixxiom When Nixxiom was little his friends used to

tease him about being poor.

One day he and his friends were lining up to buy candy from the ice cream van in their

street.

Nixxiom's friends got a box of Malteasers each, but Nixxiom couldn't afford one.

When Nixxiom's friend saw how sad Nixxiom looked so decided to issue him a challenge.

He dropped a Malteaser in the drain and told Nixxiom he could have a whole box to himself

if he picked it up and ate it.

Without thinking, Nixxiom picked up the dirty, dusty, sewer-watery Malteaser and popped it

straight in his mouth!

His friends and the ice-cream man were so impressed and disgusted that they bought Nixxiom

his own pack.

That night, Nixxiom's parents found out what he did and screamed at him.

He spent the whole night crying and trying to throw the gross sewer candy up.

Number 6 was submitted by CampfireTlls Grgak Grgak's dad is kind of weird…

He loves buying new toys and gadgets, but he's not so good at using them responsibly!

One day he went and bought himself a brand new tazer.

He was really excited to show Grgak, so when Grgak walked in his dad shouted, "Look what

I got, son!

I'll give you five dollars if you let me taze you!"

Grgak was just a stupid kid at the time, so he lifted his shirt and said, "FIVE DOLLARS!

THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY!"

The tazer was turned down to the weakest setting, but it still really hurt!

Grgak enjoyed his five dollars, though!

His dad still brings this story up every time Grgak brings a new friend over.

Number 5 was submitted by Better-Call-Paul Gooby

Gooby is usually pretty sensible, but in fourth grade the chance to earn twenty whole dollars

made her lose all common sense!

For twenty dollars, Gooby's friend wanted her to snort a thick line of sand.

Gooby figured this would be the easiest money she ever made so she dropped to the floor

and snorted!

It was horrible!

The sand felt like tiny glass shards and got stuck in Gooby's nose.

Gooby spent the rest of the afternoon bent over a sink, trying to flush it out!

She was still finding bits of sand in her nose weeks later!

She got her twenty dollars, but it definitely wasn't worth all the pain and trauma!

Number 4 was submitted by chewtoy63 Zaraganba When Zaraganba was in high school his friend

offered him twenty dollars to pretend to be high in class.

In order to be more convincing, Zaraganba rubbed some Vicks Vaporub into his eyes to

irritate them.

He then sat in the back row of English class acting stoned out of his mind.

The teacher noticed Zaraganba's bloodshot eyes and strange behaviour and sent him straight

to the principal's office.

He told the principal it was just a prank, but it seems he'd done such a convincing

job acting stoned that the school was forced to call his parents.

The things we do for twenty bucks…

Number 3 was submitted by Adamrvzoo Slapped Ham

When Slapped Ham was a chubby young pig his dad would take him on trips to the mall.

One day he and his dad were passing by a clothing store when they saw a hot and muscular male

model standing outside trying to bring customers in.

Slapped Ham's dad turned to his son and offered him sixty bucks to go up to the model,

whip off his shirt and yell, "THIS IS YOUR COMPETITION!"

At the time Slapped Ham had more confidence than he knew what to do with so he went right

up to the guy and did it!

He even did his special talent of moving his rolls of belly fat up and down like a belly

dancer!

Slapped Ham's sexy dance caused such a scene that the mall security came over and gave

them a warning.

Slapped Ham was pretty embarrassed, but the easy sixty dollars made all of those bad feelings

disappear!

Number 2 was submitted by Wolfieplays57 Pandora One day Pandora and her friend were walking

to the track field.

On the way they passed by the INFAMOUS STAIN which was said to have been there for over

five years.

Pandora's friend dared Pandora to lick the stain for five bucks and bragging rights!

Pandora wasn't one to back away from a challenge so she got down on her hands and knees and

put tongue to cement!

At first she felt fine, but when they started running down the track Pandora's stomach

gave up and she projectile vomited all over her friend!

Talk about karma!

Number 1 – What's the dumbest thing I've done for money?

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