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Hi everyone, I'm YanZiDong
I'm JiangZiLe
Garbled Garbled
Be a fool not to watch it
They said that I have an average appearance
Starred in a series with minimum audience
They say I just give out candies
Hurting both people and dogs (singles)....
They say we use BROMANCE as a sale point
with a claim face
They also say that I'm
the most "Spiced Eyes" (ugly) handsome boy
So what
I'm not anyone's shadow
I just want to be myself
Hi everyone, I'm actor YanZiDong
It's hard to be an actor
And It's hard to be a freshman
There are applause and of course slander
Hello
I'm actor Jiang Zile
Q: For the drama Love Is More Than A word
I specifically bought a vip
The main is too awful
Give me back my money
No
In fact
I must argue
Ah
There are two mains in the drama
Yeah, that's why I was like...
So they shouldn't just mention me
So I kept silence and avoid the question
Q: Elegant indifference was played as pretending to be something by you
And adorkable was played as stupid
So they scold me and you
Scold me
Ah yes
In fact
Everyone has his own way to act
For me
It's my way
If you don't like it
All I can do is to just say sorry
Q: Why did you broadcast it if it's not complete?
Was the drama eaten by some related departments
Why bother asking us
If you've already known
The new drama I recently filmed
Also had a "related department"
So just "Related Department"?
Yes
Where does Yan Zidong come from?
He looks so like YIYANG QIANXI
Let me tell you where I come from
I come from my mother's womb
I have mother and father too
She~Er seems to be inflated ever since he gained fame
Is it so glorious
I gained fame?
First am I so famous ?
And secondly Inflated?
In which degree did you see me being inflated?
Anyway thank you
I'm satisfied that you chose to stop following me
instead of being an anti-fan
Of course if you want to be my fan in future
It will be better
But I don't want to force you too
I had never seen such a drama which plagiarized so extensively
I want to know if you like Ru
or Ding
What if I told you I like Ru Ding?
What will you think
What kind of person do you think I am
looks good
It will be better if Yan Zidong wasn't in it
But there was no way
I'm in it
What can you do ? Can you shield me
But
If you disgust me so much
You can chose not to watch that episode of
I want to donate money for the cast to invite a singer to sing the theme song
The nice song was damaged by Yan Zidong
If you don't like it
I respect you
But if you say you want to pay the singer for the cast
Please give us the money
So we can invite someone to sing for us
I heard that Love is More Than a Word is a Low Edition
of Nirvana in Fire
So I watched it
But I really can't finish it
The hero is so ugly
You'd already said it's a low edition
So how can you still complain about the main leads being ugly
He should be ugly
and the Low Edition must have ugly hero
I really don't like Yan Zidong . he is so fake
And he likes to show off
I feel disgusted
If you think I am fake
So I am fake
And I can be more fake
If you want to see
You had said that you felt disgusted
So why
You want to disgust yourself even after you realise it will make you gross out
You feel disgusted yet you'd still continue to watch it
Then
I can't understand you
If you feel disgusted
Just do not watch it
Oh god
Can you hear my prayer/calls
I want to be Yan Zidong's canine teeth
Yeah. I heard it
I play mobile phone all the time
When will you read my message?
I will live stream eating ten catties of dog food if you do
Eat ten catties of dog food
I'll worry about the fans stomach
I heard that Dongdong wants to keep a pet
Why not adapt LeLe?
Adorable (LOL)
Adorable. cute. lovely and tractable
And tender
Then let me ask you a question first
Do you want me to take care of you (DOGE)
Stay in a cage all day
you'll stay in a cage
When I'm at home I walk you in the morning
You can keep me in the backyard
Whatever you eat feels like a gorment delicacy
Putdown the orange and eat me
Yes
But how can I eat you
Please give me your...
Please send me messages
Give me your Weibo ID
And telephone number
And city
I will find you
Temperament such as orchid
As gentle and moist as jade
I had watched for more than thirty times
Licking my DongDong
Thirty times
Each episode is more than twenty minutes
There are twelve episode
It's two hundred
Calculate it yourself
Two hundred and fourty...
More than two hundred and fifty minutes
So that equals to…
How much is two hundred and fifty multiplied by thirty
Let me calculate
Anyway you've spent a lot of time watching it
And the drama has been on for a long time
Thanks for your support
is a bit wet
The IQ of Jiang Zile's fans must be less than 20
Now I will apologize to
friends who likes LeLe
Because of LeLe you've been attacked
Everytime you send Microblog
You just send selfie with some nonsense word
What's the different between you and bitch
I don't have as much money as bitch earn
The fans bought by Jiang Zile has high quality
It's true that buy fans can't make out a bill
And I can't use legitimate procedure and wasted lots of money
But
You bought too little fans
And the point is
Your acting skill is neither good nor bad
Although it's not awkward
The hero just like still water which runs deep but you didn't act out it
And he looks stupid
In fact I did my best
If there are any flaw please excuse me
Lele is too young
When I make psycholagny
But YY is psycholagny
YY is psycholagny
When I make psycholagny I'm afraid to be too hard
Is it good to be in the entertainment so early
Besides . he is stupid
You can be a little hard
For a drama
Actors and acting skills are both important
To compare with then the level of appearance is not so important
So you choose Jiang Zile right?
Level of appearance depend on parents
But acting skills depend on myself
With big eyes . high-arched nose and petalled mouth
Jiang Zile is just like a man come from a picture
Your frown and smile will take my heart
You are good at writing
Really good at writing
To compare with you . mine will be a little rude
I heard that Scorpio have strong feelings
And draw a clear demarcation between whom or what to hate or love
Xiaole looks very quiet and clever
He must be very hard inside
It means it's good in the beginning and will be better in the future
Q1.What are the impressions of each other when you meet for the first time?
The first time
En yeah
It's the day
That I went for trial styling
The day Xiaodong went for trial styling
And he wore a sports suit
You said it was a
festival
And with a sports suit
And wore a hat
Yes . because I didn't wash hair
All good things have
another part
Just like a chinese test
Just like a chinese test Just like a chinese test
in primary school
We
Here
Record
The ??show of FHM
We are Yan Zidong and Jiang Zile
We
Now sit on the chair
The sentences I write is so easy
We now use "we" making sentences
We now use "we" making three sentences
Haha . another one
We finish the job vaguely
Who set the question
Q3.Do you remember the pajamas of each one
I have pajamas
He may not wear a fixed pajamas
Maybe a T-shirt
Yes. a T-shirt or a vest
Sometime wear or not
Yeah
But I have underpants
Why do you explain it
Just for explain
Because FHM ??
We can't be hypocritical
It's wrong if we are hypocritical
We can't continue the show if we are hypocritical
Q4.Which body part do you want to exchange with each other
Eyes
Because Xiaole's eyes are very beautiful
His eyes are very big
Because from childhood mine are very
I want to have big bright eyes
They said that eyes are the second bridge for communication
The first bridge
The first bridge is mouth
Is that
Eyes are windows
Yeah . of the soul
Eyes are the windows of the soul
Ah shoulder breadth
Because his shoulder breadth is so wide
Because his shoulder breadth is so wide
Q5.If you two guys stay alone one day.where do you want to go and what do you want to do
Find a pub and speak ill of Chen Peng
Find a pub and speak ill of Chen Peng
Speak ill of our director
We are filled full of bitterness
Haha
Actually we don't have to stay alone in some other place
Yes
Now we can speak (yes)
So you first
But I don't know how to lie
En .actually I think
Our director is very nice
And he always take care of us
Q6.What do you want to tell each other before death
Before death
If today is the last day of mine
I want to tell Xiaole
Although today is the last day
Don't forget to shave
Mind your personal appearance
He forgot to shave today
Are you too tired to shave
Maybe just forget
I didn't find when looking in the mirror
Q7.Say the most erogenous sentence to your fans
Hello I'm Jiang Zile
Eat me
Hahahahaha
Q8.What's the most warm heart words he ever said to you
For example . he will ask if you have job the next day
If you first..no
If he came back first
And then when I get into the room
He will ask if you have job the next day
And when will I get up
When will I makeup
Some detail in daily life
As for Xiaole
Because sometimes I don't know how to take care myself
And I always get ill
For example . now I get cold
And he always ask me something
Such as if I have medicine
Or something
Sometimes in Hengdian
When I get ill
He will give me medicine
Such as those small thing
And that's the warmest part
We are someone that like fake
Because a person has said
That I'm a faker
I remembered your name
Q9.Tell each other's three advantage and three shortage
Artless
Fake
Kind-hearted
And
Handsome
May I add another
Handsome
Then
Three shortage
Am I schlampig
So what's that
It's comfortable life in a mess
Irregularly
But pay attention to
Pay attention to a messy
You mean not pay attention to the sense of form
Yes
A little lazy
Xiaole's advantages is
First . he is very careful
And he is
Very very careful
And second he is good at take care of people
And
Xiaole is
All of these
In general is very careful
And very sweet
Xiaole's shortages
En
He doesn't have any shortages
If you really want me to say something
First . he is too thin
And
The second shortage is
As Internet pals said
En big nose
Haha
As for the third shortage
The two he said is
very intuitive
And I don't have to think hardly
The two are his shortages in my opinion
When we did the scene together
When we did the scene together
When we did the scene together
We may have different view
En
Have disagreements
But finally
We would follow the dorector and the assistant director
Combine it
Basically
Combine
We will combine everyone's views
We wouldn't only follow one's view
Q11.Did you have divergence in daily life
Fine
Not too serious
Xiaole always spoils me
Hahaha. the word
Everytime we went out for meals
He always said that everything is ok
Listen to you
He is such a man
One day when Xiaodong brushed his teeth in the morning
One day when Xiaodong brushed his teeth in the morning One day when Xiaodong brushed his teeth in the morning
Then
Was I charming when I brushed teeth
He hold the toothbrush when he brushed his teeth
And came out from the bathroom
Brushed like that
And got something suddendly
Then back to the bathroom
At that time I saw the light
So scary
So scary in the morning
I think Xiaole's most charming moment is
He is very good at drive
And very skillful
And I think he is very handsome when he drive
Something happened when we did the scene
Something happened when we did the scene Something happened when we did the scene
We will share
Q14.If you can change the process of growing up.what do you want to change
Study hard
Study hard too
If I
If I can get in to a good
A good Cultural University
Then
There must be no achievement now
No no
How can you say that
I maybe
Sometimes I want
To have a nine-to-five job
A normal work
It sounds like
That your job was unnormal
I want a nine-to-five job
Q16.Have you ever thought you would be famous
In fact I'm not famous now
Yes . not famous now
We are not famous
Because all of that is
First you should endeavor
And then
You shouldn't depend on fortune
There are lots of things
So it's not as simple as you think
Suddendly get reputation or somthing is not easy
At least . I don't think we are famous
Maintain a good mentality
Yeah . maintain a good mentality
Now we just
Freshman
We don't think about
About what we will do when we get reputation
Because there will be no one who will say
Hello you are famous
Because it's so queer when someone come here and say
Hello Xiaole
You are very famous
Yes . you are very famous . you gain considerable repute
Don't the show called ??
Hahaha
Because there isn't such person around us
Q17.What kind of degree is considered you get famous
That is
I have a work that can be kept
And can be kept for a long time
Q18.If you become a girl.what is the first reaction and what do you want to do first?
Changed the physiological structure
First I may find mirror
And I will look my figure if I become a girl
Q19.When was the last time you cried
The last time
Ah . the last time happened when I did the scene
En
Because recently
I didn't have something sad
When I was one person I will feel very lonely
When I was one person I will feel very lonely When I was one person I will feel very lonely
When wait for someone
The most wrong thing
The most wrong thing The most wrong thing
It must be something that I can't explain when I get misunderstand
When the explaination is useless
Yes I also think so
You jumped into the Yellow River but can't wash clear
It's the most wrong thing
Q22.Do you like sleep naked . do you wear clothes when you stay at home alone
Sometimes
Fine
I'm used to the feeling of being bound
Q23.What behavior of girls do you can not tolerate
Unreasonable quarrel
Dirty
Q24.What's will complex you . What will catch your desires and impulses
I'm storyholic
They want you to say some
Stuff
Such as handholic . footholic. SMholic or something
If must to answer
I'm
Sometimes I'm shoppingholic
Look
Xiaodong wants the other half of him is a frugal housekeeper
But he likes shopping
I just like buy something needed
Such as...
I think my money
Something that I have but I bought another
So
I'm shoppingholic
When i was in Hengdian.
When i was in Hengdian. When i was in Hengdian.
I bought a clothes from internet.
after received. i found i coudn't wear.
If both had feeling with each other. will you confess initiatively or wait for confession?
Confess initiatively.
I I should be.
If feel both
have this intention i would say.
I think elder
I think elder I think elder
in six years.
ah. six years elder
too elder
Somebody say too elder. friends
hahaha
We both have Zi in our name.
We both have Zi in our name. We both have Zi in our name.
Yes. this coincidence
Because i went to try
the first time i came to company try clothes
i didn't know
who act Taomo.
Then he came. he said
hello. my name is Jiang Zile
And i heard
Then i said my name is Yan Zidong.
I said both of our name have Zi.
Just homophonic is a rarely seen.
This thing is very coincidental.
The second similarity is
we're both men.
Yes.
The third similarity is we both act .
Ei. good. yes.
Acctually. both of our height are 183cm.
Yes.both of our height are 183cm.
But.
Hahahaha.
Ok.
speak honestly. in fact i studied this question at home myself.
Why?
Xiaole looks like
a little taller than me.
Ok. now there is an official anwser.
In fact. Xiaole's neck is very long.
mmm.
And my neck is not that long.
but my legs are long.
grow where they should grow.
So our scale is
just same tall if assembled together
But visual effect is a little bad.
In your mind. what's the top 5 good characters your lover should have?
First is filial piety.
Second is intelligent.
Third is beautiful.
I think first is filial piety.
first is filial piety.
second is frugal.
Just industrious and thrifty in managing a household.
not extravagance and waste.
Buying what should buy. don't buy what shouldn't buy.
Hey. this is unexpected.
Then the third is can cook.
Then the forth is
girl should be clean.
I don't like that kind of
especially heavy makeup.
Then you requie her.
such as gentle bird.
or herself
turbulent in the sociery and have hew own career?
I think should be more independent.
should be independent.
Independent and can cook.
And can look after you
So i said i would die alone.
Require slick. then.
But i don't require beautiful. yes.
I don't require beautiful. i'm not strict to appearance.
This program named
What is the most comfortable way for relationship you think?
In fact. you should like this kind of person.
you should like this person.
The way you get along with each other
whatever
is the most comfortable way you think.
anything is comfortable.
I think what Xiaole said is very right.
That is if you think she
is a right person.
you must be comfortable getting along together.
If you feel your life is not comfortable.
no other reason.
just because you don't love her any more.
Stay Out Tonight
this part
Stay Out Tonight
Now the man standing by my side.
is my assistant. Xiao Yan
Hello. everyone.
Today I am an assistant of teacher Jiang.
Then let's start the first step
of today's wine mixing.
The first step. take a glass
Xiao Yan
Yes
Ok. it's enough.
Ok. it's enough.
Wow. so beautiful
Why the wine seems so maiden-looking?
This glass of wine is named
Pink Mary
Pink Mary
And this glass of wine is actually mixed for you.
For me?
Me. So I am Mary.
I am the pinky one.
This year. you are pink Dong.
You.
but why you
pick off the ornament for the wine?
I have some worry about its drop while you drink.
Have a taste.
The ice is too much
and it turns to water.
It tastes good.
just a bit bland
the fruit juice is a bit bland
As a whole. it's not bad.
On the first try. you've done a good job.
Today the wine I wanna mix and show you
is some sort of whisky with a bit strong taste.
keep standing for a while
That. teacher Yan. won't you introduce me?
Ah! This is my assistant. Xiao Jiang.
the first wine I wanna mix is
This one?
Yes. that's it. that's it.
You're right.
How thoughtful I am as an assistant of you.
This scoop is not so…
not so proper to be used in mixing.
Actually if you are really good at mixing wine.
as the teacher told me just now.
the scoop should be put close to the wall of the glass.
and then. the glass
needs to keep whirling.
Turn the wrist
mix the two wine together.
In Dongbei dailect. it's called lililala.
lililala
Ok. this new wine is finished.
And for this wine
in your opinion. what name is proper?
Lila.
lililala
Dongbei dailect
It sounds at unawares some sort of that...
Actually in my opinion. this wine is proper to be named Stay Out Tonight.
just because of its alcoholic strength.
Its alcoholic strength is very strong.
so this Stay Out Tonight is for you all.









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