Up Top lads, Happy New Year!
How are you doing today?
My name is Wond3rJay and today I just want to tell you guys a story about what happened
in December 2016.
So as you guys know I didn't post enough videos in last month i.e.
December 2016 and the reason for that was, I was visiting some people very close to me
to get my mind off from drastic questions like
"Why no one watches my videos?"
"Why my life is such a mess?"
"Why am I such a failure?"
You know!
Usual stuff.
So, I spend almost a week at one of my second cousin's, and one fine evening, my cousin
asked me to take her 12-year-old kid, my nephew to his private tutor's place.
So, what followed kinda makes it her fault!
I mean do I look like a good babysitter?
No.
I might make them drink lots of Mountain Dew and play Video games with me long past their
bedtime.
Anyways, So off we were to take this difficult journey to his private tutor, he trotting
by my side with his cute Pikachu bag and me… tweeting!
Too busy to mind anything else but that he is still with me and leading the way safely.
"Uncle Jay, What are those Dogs doing," he asked all of a sudden, I glanced up mindlessly
to two Canines bumping uglies, and then I blabbered.
"Oh they are having SEX"
Yup!
I said the "S" word in front of that poor kid.
You know Kids are like cages with a little bird called innocence confined in them which
parents try to keep locked there for as long as it is possible.
And right then what I did was "Opening the door of that cage and letting that bird chirp
away to never come back again" But that was not it, I was expecting confusion,
mistaken or a horror kind of expression on his face, he gave me a smirk, on that cute
but nasty face.
As this whole thing was some long thoroughly planned prank, in which he let the innocence
bird escape,
Or probably killed it, that evil brat!
planted an imposter to trap his uncle in the most embarrassing
position and the goof that his uncle is, fell into his trap dead straight.
"Uncle what is Sex?"
He didn't even hesitate to ask, with the vilest grin you can imagine.
"He just banged it hard on my face"
"He nailed it right in"
"He boned it for the answer"
"He drilled it really solid into me"
Ok you got the point
Needless to say, I kept walking down the road as if it didn't happen while he suppressing
laugh right next to me, and I didn't make any innuendo or dirty joke while rest of my
stay at their place, doesn't matter if he was around or not.
But that incident made me wonder if I ever became a parent, how will I tell my kid about
Birds and the Bees, when I don't even know in the first place, what the fuck Birds or
the bees have to do with human reproduction.
Tell me in the comments below how you told your kids about sex ed, or how your parents
told you about it, or both, whichever applies to you.
Let's roll the outro
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We will meet again in the next video but till then buh bye guys.



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