Waching daily Feb 1 2017

*exhales*

Hey dudes! My name is Samantha Coleman and I am making a YouTube video.

*exhales*

So, my dude James Rath has tagged me.

I should probably say that I am qualified for this tag because I am a visually impaired person.

I am a VIP.

Um... so...

(God, I hate myself for that.)

I am not a medical expert on this, I am just a person who has the thing.

Let's get into it, shall we?

First question, what caused you to be blind or visually impaired?

So, I have an eye disease called Keratoconus.

"Kerato" stands for the cornea and "Conus" stands for cone.

So that means that the cornea mishapes from a regular circular shape to a cone shape.

Think of it as a transition from a basketball to a football.

Yeah, not so pretty.

In 3 words, describe your vision.

Three? Okay.Um...

The first word I would use is "halos."

So that kind of means that if I look at something I can't see it clearly no matter what.

And my eye can't really focus on it because what's happening is that light is being distorted.

I don't usually describe it as "halos" but that's what the internet calls it and that's what medical... people call it.

So, I'm gonna... I trust them.

The second word is my own adjective and it's called "popcorn ceiling."

Now, I know you're thinking, "what is a popcorn ceiling?!" Let me tell you!

So, it is this kind of ceiling that exists, The texture of it is raised so it feels like little bumps.

Now, I don't feel bumps on my eye but I kind of feel like there is always this sort of grey... kind of bumpin; out and moving... around everything.

It's kind of like a filter. Okay, third word! Filter!

It feels like a weird filter. It feels like someone put the old filter on everything.

This old, cinematic filter, which is kind of makes the world a little bit darker and more pixelated. So it's not as clear.

That's kind of how I describe it... blurry, not a lot of light and... yeah.

What is the hardest thing to do when blind or visually impaired?

Hm.

The abelist society that we live in.

Now I know that's a broad, broad spectrum and there's a lot that's covered under that.

But I say that because I was born totally sighted.

The hardest part is that I was a kid with 20/20 vision and I remember getting congratulated on that.

As if it's something you can achieve, or you earn, or is better than.

I think that being instilled on me when I was so young really messed me up.

Because it made it harder for me to accept my blindness and some days, it makes it really hard to still do that.

I would say the hardest part is definitely society views blindness, and disability as a whole.

What's the best part about being blind or visually impaired?

There's a lot.There is a LOT! And I'm gonna have to say the community.

ABSOLUTELY the community.

'Cause, no matter what happens to you you have people around you that are here to support you and here to help you, and...

...make you... do YouTube videos when you're too scared to do them.

What question do you get asked most?

Oh, okay. So. I am also hard of hearing which I'll save for another video if you guys want me to?

(tell me that you want me to do another video or I'll not do it ever again.)

So the hardest part about that is that I'm also hard of hearing, so therefore I am a deafblind person.

I think that I get that question, "what does deafblind mean? How are you deafblind?"

"You have some sort of sight, you can see me, and some sort of form of hearing because you can hear some things."

And if you want me to do another video on that... let me know?! I guess. Oh goodness..

Ugh, my Long Island accent is about to come out, brace yourself.

...a dog... ugh.

Do you have a cane, a guide dog, or neither?

I don't have a cane or a guide dog! Nope!

They're there to help, but right now? I'm okay.

(I'm memorizing questions before I say them and answer them.)

(...I can't. I'm pretending like I can read it, but I can't.)

What piece of advice would you give to someone who is losing, is going to lose, or has lost vision?

(I think that's the question, sorry.)

You are not broken.

You Are Not Broken.

My best piece of advice is that you are not broken, you can live a full, fulfilled life, just as you are.

I know, I was there, I felt totally helpless and I was told I couldn't do anything.

I still get told to this day that I'm never gonna succeed in what I want to do because I can't see very well or I can't hera very well.

And it sucks but, yeah.

You. Are. Enough.

You are gonna be okay.

You're gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. We're all gonna do it.

You are not broken, you are enough.

What piece of advice would you give to someone who is sighted, about interacting with someone who is blind or visually impaired?

Every single person is different.

Your perception of what blindness may be, or visual impairment or low vision,

it may be different than for what it is for that person.

So the best thing you ca n do is be open.

Ask questions.

And... work together.

Because this is all about communication, it's a two way street. S,o ask.

Ask, ask, ASK!

People tell me all the time that they don't feel like they can, they feel like they're always being weird or it's overstepping,

and you kind of know when it's overstepping.There's a difference between...

There's a difference between asking, "how can I get your attention in a way that is most effective?"

And asking something that's maybe not so appropriate.

But we can work together and you can see all the parts of me that are great,

and I can see all the parts of you that are great, whether that is by seeing or without seeing... boom.

Why did you join YouTube?

James Rath made me. No, I'm kidding.

Um, but he did. So.

Peer pressure is terrible but it works. No, okay.

This is so weird because I have so many reasons but I can't articulate them. It's really hard to articulate.

So I was diagnosed with both my hearing and my vision decreases, if you will.

I turned to the internet and I desperately tried to find anything I could that...

...made me feel like I wasn't alone.

My entire life shifted, my entire life changed. My identity changed

And... I didn't see myself represented. Anywhere.

I didn't see any stories of someone with a disability like this.

Maybe, just maybe....

Maybe. One person will stumble upon this video and they'll feel less alone.

Name 3 people to do this tag?!

I'm the new girl in school? So I don't really know anyone here Um.

So I'm gonna tag you. Yes, you.You right there.

Because... you're here for a reason and maybe that reason is because you are a VIP: a visually impaired person.

Do i t. AND,! IF you do, tell me!

Find me on the internet.I'm here.

If you want me to do more videos or something, let me know, dudes! Um...leave a comment?? Like??

Follow me on Twitter. Find me on Facebook. Links will be below.

Check our my dude James Rath on his YouTube channel, I will link it below.

Also, check out my website!I It's: Samantha-Coleman.com

I guess I'm done with this...

(*Quietly* Alright!) ....I'm okay,.... *exhales* I'm sweating.

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WOW!!! 7 Best Special Forces in the world - 7 NEWS - Duration: 7:20.

7 Best Special Forces in the world Special forces, or special operations forces

are military units extremely trained to perform unconventional, typically insecure missions

for a nation's political, economic or military purposes.

And all these special forces train their men to be the best of the best, to take the impossible

task and make it possible.

Here is a list of top 7 Best "SPECIAL FORCES" from around the world.

All these renowned Special Forces are always surrounded by an air of mystery as they cannot

be exposed to the general public.

1. GIGN, France The GIGN (National Gendarmerie Intervention

Group) is a special operations unit of the French Armed Forces.

The unit is trained to perform counter-terrorist and hostage rescue missions in France or anywhere

else in the world.

It was formed after the Munich massacre in the 1971 Olympic Games.

Its basic goal was to prepare for possible future responses to the extremely violent

attacks.

In 1973, the GIGN became a permanent force of men trained and equipped to respond to

these kind of threats.

It is renowned for its swift responses and proficient combat capability in hostage rescue

and anti-terrorism operations.

GIGN currently deployed for large-scale intervention, search and protection missions.

2. GSG 9, Germany GSG 9 is a German counter-terrorism and special

operations unit of the German Federal Police.

It was officially established in 1973 after the mismanagement of the German Police to

successfully free 11 Israeli athletes who were kidnapped in Munich during the Summer

Olympic Games.

GSG 9 is deployed in cases of hostage taking, kidnapping, terrorism and extortion.

It also be used to secure locations, neutralize targets, track down fugitives and sometimes

conduct sniper operations.

The unit is very active in developing and testing methods and tactics for these missions.

From 1972 to 2003 they reportedly completed over 1,500 missions, discharging their weapons

on only five occasions.

3. MARCOS, India The MARCOS (Marine Commando Force) is an elite

special operations unit of the Indian Navy.

It was created for conducting special operations such as Amphibious warfare, Counter-terrorism,

Direct action, Special reconnaissance, Unconventional warfare, hostage rescue, Personnel recovery,

Asymmetric warfare, Counter proliferation.

The MARCOS is specially organized, trained and equipped for the conduct of special operations

in a maritime environment.

4. SSG, Pakistan The SSG (Special Services Group) is a special

operations force of the Pakistan Army.

It is quite similar to the U.S. Army's Special Forces and the British Army's SAS.

The unit was created in 1956, it also known as "Black Storks" a name derived from

their unique headgear the "Maroon Beret".

The SSG considered one of the world's best special forces because of their courage and

bravery.

As a Russian president once said that if he had Pakistan's army and Russian weapons

he could conquer all the world because they are very brave.

The SSG has trained for these specific missions: Asymmetric Warfare, Special Operations, Counter-Proliferation,

Unconventional Warfare, Foreign Internal Defense, Special Reconnaissance, Direct Action, Hostage

Rescue, Counter-Terrorist and Personnel Recovery.

Recently, SSG has been active in anti-terrorist operations in Pakistan's restive western

borders with Afghanistan and fighting Islamic extremists in Pakistani cities.

5. SAS, United Kingdom Special Air Service is one of the best Special

Forces in UK.

SAS was set up in 1941 during the Second World War and has served as a model for Special

Forces around the world.

It was reformed as part of the Territorial Army in 1947, and named the 21st Battalion,

SAS Regiment.

The Regular Army 22 SAS gained worldwide fame and recognition after successfully attacking

the Iranian Embassy in London and rescuing hostages during the 1980 Iranian Embassy siege.

It currently comprises one regular regiment and two territorial regiments.

It's primary tasks are counter-terrorism in peacetime and special operations in wartime.

6. Delta Force, United States 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment-Delta,

popularly known as Delta Force, was officially approved in 1997 after numerous, well-publicized

terrorist incidents in USA.

It's the best and one of the most secretive forces in the US.

Modeled after the British 22 Special Air Service Regiment, or SAS.

The founder/co-founder of Delta Force was a former SAS operative who thought the US

needed an elite force like the SAS.

Delta Force's primary tasks are counter-terrorism, direct action, and national intervention operations,

although it is an extremely versatile group capable of conducting many types of clandestine

missions, including, but not limited to, hostage rescues and raids.

7. Navy SEALs, United States The Navy SEALs, also known as the United States

Navy's Sea, Air and Land Teams can trace their roots to World War II.

SEALs are male members of the United States Navy, and are one of the United State's

most elite special Warfare Combatants.

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Evan Rachel Wood is engaged to Zach Villa - Duration: 2:19.

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"A text message is not worth your life" - Duration: 1:31.

WHO GET CAUGHT.

KYLE -- >> A TEXT MESSAGE IS

NOT WORTH YOUR LIFE OR THE LIF

OF ANOTHER PERSON.

KYLE: THAT'S THE MESSAGE FROM

POLICE IN THE TOWN OF YORK

RAMPING UP PATROLS OF SCHOOL

ZONES LOOKING FOR DISTRACTED

DRIVERS.

SOMETIMES THEY JUST DON'T GET

THE FACT THAT LOOKING DOWN AT

THE PHONE CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE

AND THE LIVES OF OTHERS 40 IN

-- IN JUST A SECOND.

KYLE: THE AVERAGE AMOUNT OF TIME

YOUR EYES ARE OFF THE ROAD WHEN

YOU'RE TEXTING AND DRIVING IS

FIVE SECONDS.

ENOUGH TO DRIVE ACROSS AN ENTIRE

FOOTBALL FIELD BLIND FOLDE

>> KIDS COMING OUT, KIDS COMING

INTO THE ROADWAY.

BUSES PULLING OUT THE LAST THING

WE WANT IS TRAGEDY.

KYLE NICK PISKOPANIS IS THE

SCHOOL RESOURCE OFFICER FOR YORK

HIGH, AND SAYS IT'S AN ACCIDENT

THAT'S 100% PREVENTABLE.

>> EVEN IF YOU'RE AT A STOP

LIGHT, YOU'RE ON A PUBLIC WAY,

YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOUR CELL

PHONE.

KYLE

THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED

DISTRACTED DRIVING.6 C13

IN FACT, AT ANY MOMENT DURING

THE DAY, MORE THAN 600,000

PEOPLE ARE USING CELL PHONES OR

ECTRONIC DEVICES BEHIND THE

WHEEL.

>> PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

THE REPERCUSSIONS BECAUSE THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED

PROBABLY NOTHING SERIOUS HAS

HAPPENED TO THEM WHILE TEXTING

AND DRIVING.

KYLE: A SERIOUS FINE COULD BE

AHEAD FOR DRIVERS CAUGHT BY

OFFICERS, $310 THE FIRST TIME

$610 THE SECOND.

>> TYPICALLY ONCE YOU GET TH

$310 FINE, THAT'S IT.

KYLE: ENOUGH, OFFICERS HOPE, TO

MAKE SURE EVERYONE GETS HOME

SAFELY.

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incredible Engineering - Duration: 0:48.

Incredible Civil Engineering

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Wheels On The Bus with Family and Matt | Action Song Nursery Rhyme | Learn English Kids - Duration: 4:00.

Wooahh! A lion!

Shh! Be very, very quiet.

(animal sound: lion roar)

Safe!

Dream English Kids

Hi, friends.

Are you ready for the Wheels on the Bus Song?

Wooah! What's that sound?

It could be a lion.

But there aren't any lions around here.

Are there?

1, 2, 3, 4

The wheels on the bus go round and round

round and round, round and round

The wheels on the bus go round and round

All through the town

The Daddy on the bus is taking a photo

taking a photo, taking a photo

The Daddy on the bus is taking a photo

click, click, click

Wow! Look at the fire truck. Cool!

The brother on the bus is tossing a ball

tossing a ball, tossing a ball

The brother on the bus is tossing a ball

And the daddy says, "stop!"

The sister on the bus is drawing a picture

drawing a picture, drawing a picture

The sister on the bus is drawing a picture

A picture of an Elephant.

Wow! Look at the elephant. Cool!

The baby on the bus is crying waa, waa, waa,

waa, waa, waa, waa, waa, waa,

The baby on the bus is crying waa, waa, waa,

because he sees a lion.

Wow! Look at the lion. Cool!

The mommy on the bus is saying shh, shh, shh

shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh

The mommy on the bus is saying shh, shh, shh

It's only a lion cub.

Wow! Look at the lion cub. It's cute!

The wheels on the bus go round and round

round and round, round and round

The wheels on the bus go round and round

All through the town.

Thanks for singing the Wheels on The Bus,

in this really fun town with fire trucks,

and elephants, and lions.

See you!

Wooahh!

(bus horn: beep, beep)

Please subscribe for more playful videos.

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BRIDES TO BE (LGBT Full Movie) - Duration: 1:22:41.

(suspenseful dramatic music)

(screaming)

(sighs)

(glass clinking)

(loud ticking)

(thunderous noise)

(screams)

(slow piano music)

- Hello.

J.

Did Christmas come early this year?

(breathing heavily)

(screams)

That day just hit me like a ton of bricks.

I've always known I wanted to spend

the rest of my life with you.

I just wanted to make it official.

- [Jenna] Why haven't you asked me yet?

- I wanted it to feel like the way I feel about you.

Big and all but impossible.

Jenna Vincent, will you marry me?

- Yes of course, yes.

(clock ticking)

(door closing)

- J?

Jenna?

Sweetie!

Sweetie, are you alright?

- What?

- What happened?

- Oh.

(groans)

I just drank too much.

I think I just drank too much.

Doing myself no favors.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

It was just, I don't know, one woman

bachelorette party, I guess.

(both laughing)

Let's go back to bed.

- Honey it's 8 AM, it's time to wake up.

- No.

- Yeah.

- No.

No.

I can't, this can't be the way that I start this day.

Let's go back to bed, please.

I just need another hour, just an hour.

- Just an hour.

One hour.

- Please please please, thank you.

- One hour.

- Yeah.

- Okay one hour.

- [Jenna] Yeah, yes yes. - [Robin] Okay come on.

(groans)

(both laughing)

- [Robin] Well yeah, you're on the floor.

That's what you get.

(clock ticking)

(sighs heavily)

(clock ticking)

(door opens)

- Rise and shine ladies!

Sexy donut delivery.

- That's debatable.

- Obviously.

I talking about these.

- You got them.

- Where's that gorgeous wife o' yours?

I got her a little lavender love puff thing.

- She's making sure we got everything right.

(laughs)

Come here.

Come here.

Thank you for coming.

- Mhm.

You tell 'em yet?

- No.

And I know you think you're doing this

for my own good or something.

You don't know 'em.

They don't...

They don't belong.

- They're still your parents.

What does Rob say?

(door closes)

- [Robin] Is that Nate?

- Hey!

- [Robin] Oh my god, I'm starving!

Please tell me you got my texts.

- [Nate] It only took me three stores,

but I never ignore your donut emergencies.

- Kiss me.

Just wanna.

I love you.

- I love you too.

- Guys, what the heck!

I'm all about chivalry, okay, this is going too far.

As a feminist, I gotta point out this is not fair or equal

and that I think I'm being exploited

for my physical prowess, which is mighty.

- [Both] We love you Nathan.

- Ready to go get married?

- Mhm.

- You're driving.

(crickets chirping)

- Oh my god, looks exactly like the photos.

My mom loved this place.

I wish she could see it.

- She'd be really happy.

(camera shutter clicks)

- No photos please!

- [Nate] Adorable.

(laughing)

(knocking)

- Gordon?

Hello.

Gordon?

(door slams shut)

- Oh hi, good you're here.

- You must be Gordon.

So nice to meet you in person.

- I'm not Gordon, I'm Bob actually.

Gordon's son.

- Oh, is Mr. Shaper here?

I just would really like to thank him for everything.

- Yeah no, he's fallen ill actually, but uh--

- I'm sorry to hear that.

- I mean, don't worry though.

I mean, you're in good hands.

I got everything under control, pretty much.

You know, there was a little hiccup

with some of the preparations, you know, it happens.

We had a staffing issue, but uh,

I got new folks coming in the morning.

- I'm sorry, in the morning?

- Yeah, so whatever I don't finish tonight,

we're just gonna--

- Excuse me.

So what else needs to be finished?

- Not, you know.

Here's the ballroom.

Now I know, before you say anything--

- Bob, the decorations aren't even up yet.

- Yeah um, they won't take that long.

You know, we can do it together.

It could be a fun little project.

The thing I'm worried about honestly is the tables.

I have not located all the tables yet.

But worse case scenario, we get people to

you know, squeeze in, double the chairs up because

I found all the chairs.

So, you know, we have options.

- What do you wanna do here?

- We couldn't.

- We can do a bunch of work tonight.

- We can set up tonight.

It's not even gonna take that long.

- We're gonna get a lot done tonight, it'll be fine.

It'll be okay.

- So are your people gonna finish this in the morning?

- Yeah yeah, and like I said, I'm gonna be up all night.

I've got a case of these in the fridge

and I know where all the chairs are!

So we're in pretty good shape.

- And we're gonna get a discount for this, right?

- You know, that seems fair.

I was gonna bring that up.

- Maybe my Dad can come up.

- Babe, I don't think we need to

really bother him with this.

- I think we need all the help we can get.

- You know, that actually, that's probably not gonna work.

The reception--

- What are you saying?

(phone ringing)

(heavy breathing)

Hello.

(female speaking indistinctly)

Hello.

Dad?

- [Voiceover] We're sorry, the number you have dialed

is not in service.

(phone beeps)

- Yeah, it's really spotty in here.

It's just much better to use the landline from your room

so please, all calls are, on the house.

Yeah, well, you guys are tired and you had a long drive.

Why don't you go get your bags and

you know, just settle in, just relax.

I think you're really gonna love the bedroom.

Take a shower, whatever.

We got some new, I got new soaps,

all different scents of soaps.

- New soaps.

- This is a special day for you tomorrow, right.

Alright, I want you guys to enjoy yourself and do not worry.

I will meet you back down here

and I'll have the decorations, alright.

Bridal suite for the ladies.

And since we don't have a groom, per se.

- I'm always the bridesmaid.

- So pretty at it.

- [Bob] Please do not worry, enjoy yourself.

- Thank you.

- Well at least we have a bed.

(sighs heavily)

Hey come here.

Just for a little minute.

Everything's gonna be okay.

(scoffs)

I know you want everything to be perfect.

- We deserve perfect.

Are you excited?

- Yeah of course.

- I know that it's bigger than you wanted but...

It's just you and me, right?

- That's all I need.

- [Robin] Oh god.

- So I think the tables are this way.

Watch out for this, watch your head right here.

- Yeah, sure man.

Just gotta watch the pipe right here.

(laughs)

- Are we sure that Bob didn't bring

Nate down here to kill him?

- I think that death would be far too simple a.

Agh shit agh!

- Oh my god!

- [Bob] You alright?

- It surged right?

- I used to play down here as a kid.

Had to hide everywhere.

Hide for hours in the dark.

That's why I was so happy when Dad got it back last year.

The people who bought it from us, you should have seen.

They-they-they trashed the place.

It was horrible, you should have seen it.

It took us so much work just to get it back to

how it used to be, you know.

It nearly killed him.

He was just like, working day and night.

That's why he's you know.

But I'm not gonna make that for nothing, you know.

That's not gonna be for nothing.

This is my legacy.

And you gotta tell me, okay.

I just want you guys to know that, you know,

I'm here to help you okay.

I'm gonna keep you safe.

Anyway, let's find those tables.

- Where have you been keeping these?

I thought we just took them out of the box,

these are brand new.

What are you laughing about?

This is the kind of stuff they assign you

in the fifth circle of hell.

Is that where we are?

This is a wedding.

Jenna, switch me.

- No way, I'm in the perfect position.

- That ugh, alright.

But when I figure out this pattern,

I'm gonna know every secret in the universe

and I'm not

- [Both] Sharing.

- Yeah.

- Nate, I promise we will untangle cords at your wedding.

- Is that a euphemism?

- Maybe?

- Thank you Robin but I am a lone wolf,

and stop pushing the relationship agenda on me, okay.

- No, you're gonna find a girl and everything will change.

- I think that ship sailed.

- Really?

'Cause you know everything that will ever happen to you?

- It's more like the one I was holding out for

decided I wasn't her favorite flavor,

and I don't blame her.

I'd leave me for a second for

what's going on on that ladder right now.

- Nate, you're gonna find someone special.

And then all your worries and your fears

about wandering the Earth alone,

never knowing what it's like to truly live for someone else,

they're gonna fade away.

Watch.

- Ugh, I think you're overselling it like it's.

- I'm overselling what, love?

- [Nate] Yes, overselling love.

- [Robin] You can't oversell love!

- [Nate] You just did!

- [Robin] No I didn't!

- What are you talking about?

I 'm saying that when you talk about it,

you only focus on the grandeur, that's not all there is.

Finding somebody special is finding somebody

that you can spend like a boring Wednesday night with,

or 20,000 boring Wednesday nights with 'em.

- [Robin] You're such a romantic--

- Can you help her with the rest of these?

I'm just, I'll run--

- Jenna.

- [Jenna] Be right back.

- Just hold the ladder.

- I'm going up.

- Okay fine, I'll pass it up to you then.

(door closes)

(muffled scream)

- What the fuck!

Guys!

(slow eerie music)

(loud screaming)

- [Voiceover] No, no, help!

- Sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you.

I was just looking for something.

- I must have just dozed off.

(slow tranquil music)

Wow!

- Hey!

Where have you been?

I was worried.

You okay?

- This looks amazing, well done.

- You like it.

It's not done yet, but it's gettin' there.

You sure you okay?

- Yeah.

- Um.

- What?

(door opens)

(door closes)

- Hey, come back to me.

Please.

(giggles)

(romantic piano music)

(heavy breathing)

(panting heavily)

(phone ringing)

- [Robin] Are you fuckin' kidding me?

Fuck!

- Hello.

(muffled speaking)

(woman screaming)

- Who was it?

- I don't.

Just I don't know, it was nothing.

Okay it's time for these to come out now.

Hello.

- As you wish.

(laughing)

The little lights look great.

Did Bob help you do that?

- No.

- No.

- No.

- Did you find Bob?

- No, he's still in the basement looking for tables.

- He's still in the basement.

Probably lives down there in the basement.

- He's a weirdo.

(laughing)

You did a good job, Nate.

- Thank you.

Hey, do you guys know why this place closed down?

I was poking around with Bob earlier,

and I swiped a couple of documents when he wasn't looking.

- Nate!

- And some of 'em are kinda weird.

Apparently...

There was a murder here.

- [Robin] What?

- Yeah, in 1992.

A night just like tonight, a wedding.

Except vows were never exchanged.

They don't know what happened for sure...

But when the priest got here,

they found the entire wedding party slaughtered.

They never caught the killer.

But they say that the bride and groom

haunt these walls to this day.

- You're an ass.

- You're such dorks!

- Robin!

No, you didn't fall for that.

- You know this place is amazing.

(laughs)

- If it weren't for these delicious sandwiches,

I don't know that we would have invited you.

(laughs)

- This even has American cheese.

But that real shit has no place in our little family unit.

- That's true.

We should have had you do the catering.

Keep your idle hands away from mischief

while saving us a few bucks.

- You know I'm getting a little sick

of your incessant focus on how much

this wedding is costing.

I mean, this is forever for me.

I don't know why you're treating it

like it's just tomorrow.

- I'm sorry.

- No, I'm sorry.

- Robin, have you told Jenna about our idea?

- Oh um...

No no, because...

We got a little sidetracked.

- What, tell me what?

- That's disgusting.

- Um Nate and I think it would be fun

if we did a little photoshoot tonight.

Of us...

In our dresses.

(groans nervously)

- Like the corset and the hair and the makeup and.

- Would you just say yes?

The sandwiches will always be here.

- Okay.

But I get all of them, all of them.

- [Nate and Jenna] No sharing.

- I think we start in here.

This is kind of our twinkling backdrop thing

when we turn the light on.

- Mhm.

- Maybe move this, just kinda put it around you guys.

Robin?

Or not.

- Do you hear that?

- [Nate] No.

- You don't hear that?

- What?

- That, that!

You don't hear that?

- No, what?

- That is so loud!

(screaming)

(heavy dramatic music)

- Oh my god!

What is happening?

- I don't know, I don't know!

(whimpering)

- Oh my god!

- What is happening, are you okay?

What is happening.

What was it?

(crying)

- You couldn't hear it?

- There was nothing.

- You didn't hear it?

- No.

- Oh, my head, it's killing me.

- I think we should get outta here.

- No, no no no no.

No it's fine, it's fine.

It was just a, it's a headache.

- That shit was intense, that was not just a headache.

- I just, I just need--

- To go to the hospital.

- No I just need a minute, I just need a minute.

- Robin.

Please.

I don't know what that was.

You might be having a stroke.

- Jesus, can you just calm down!

You're just trying to find any excuse

to not fucking marry me!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Whatever happening, it's over.

It's nothing, nothing, whatever it was.

It's over, it's over.

I think it's the stress.

It's just the stress, right.

- I don't know anymore.

(laughing nervously)

- It's just...

I've waited so long for this.

- She's okay, okay.

Maybe you just lay down for an hour or something.

Just saying, a little bit, cool off.

- Yeah, yeah.

(door closing)

(loud eerie screams)

- You promise?

- One hour.

- You'll come back for me?

- I always do.

- That was fucked up, that was so fucked up.

What happened?

Is she okay?

Hey, it's not doing any good just hanging out here.

What do you say we get drunk?

(laughing)

- I know you've heard this before

but that's way too small.

- I have heard that before, let's go.

- I'm not sharing.

Oh!

(cheering)

So good.

- I'm letting you win.

- [Nate] Come on, come on! - [Jenna] Yeah!

Yes!

Yes, yes.

- Alright shut up, shut up!

(laughing)

- Refill.

- I was gonna wait and give this to you

but I changed my mind.

You're gonna cry like a damn baby tomorrow.

I figured it would come in handy.

And it's blue.

And it's old to me.

Based on your reaction, you forgot it existed

so technically it's new to you.

And you sure as shit better give it back to me,

so it hits all four of your requirements.

I know you're into tradition and all that stuff.

- I can't believe you still have this.

- That was the first present you ever gave me.

Why would I get rid of it?

Does that mean you don't have those

partially-melted plastic dinosaurs that I--

(laughs)

- Sorry.

- Do you remember that?

Yeah.

- Of course.

- That was almost 20 years ago.

- That can't even be right.

That's right.

- I know.

- Wow, I don't know if that's depressing or dope.

- Both.

- Yeah.

- You gonna talk to me?

- I'm scared.

- I know, I know.

And it's okay.

- I haven't written my vows.

- Jenna.

- I know.

- Why?

What?

Talk to me please.

- You know Robin's like...

I mean she's got it all together.

She's like the most adult of all of us.

Perfect family and career and life

and everything's amazing.

She's amazing, right.

- She's got it going on.

- And she has made my life...

so much better, you know that.

I mean, you've seen what being with Robin

has done for me and my life.

- Yeah, I have.

- She's the best thing that's ever happened to me.

- Second best, but I see what you're saying.

- I'm so happy and so excited

and I'm so...

Robin is everything to me.

She will be okay without me.

(Nate sighs)

- Jenna.

You have more heart and strength and love.

- I just don't think I'm enough.

- I think Robin knows exactly what she's getting into

and I think that's the reason we're here.

And everything you're feeling is fine.

This is what the night before weddings feels like.

It's a little tense.

And every once in a while you giggle and then cry.

(laughing)

You just need to chill out and jot down

like half of the things you just said

and read them tomorrow as your vows

'cause that is what vows are.

What will be funny later is that you're stressing out

about becoming something that you already are.

- What would you do?

- For what you two have?

Anything.

(liquid pouring)

Come on!

You can't miss you're having a fucking

existential crisis?

This is ridiculous.

- Pour up.

Do you have anymore of those sandwiches?

(sighs)

- Yes.

I think I can probably find a couple more sandwiches.

But what's in it for me?

- How about 20 more years

friendship? - [Nate] Threesome?

Sorry.

- How many years.

How many years?

- That's not enough.

- Nate?

(floor boards creaking)

- [Voiceover] I don't suffocate you!

(muffled speaking)

(whispering)

(buzzing)

- [Voiceover] I need you.

(suspenseful piano music)

(woman crying)

(eerie whispering)

- I've waited so long for this.

(Jenna screaming)

- What what what's the matter?

- I just saw, I don't know.

- Talk to me.

- I took video, hold on.

- What is it, it's nothing.

- What's going on!

- Hey hey hey, calm down.

Talk to me.

- I don't know!

But it's real!

I saw it, you have to believe me!

- I believe you, I believe you, hey.

Just...

Tell me.

Take me.

Show me what it is, what are you talking about?

I don't know Jenna, is that what you heard?

Just the wind and...

And this is fucked up, I don't know what that is.

- It was like.

Nope, nope, nope.

- Jenna hey.

Hey.

Where are you going Jenna?

Don't, don't!

Come on!

Don't.

Just take two seconds, breathe baby please.

- You don't know what I just saw though.

- I get it, I get it, I'm not--

- I feel like I'm going crazy, I don't know what to do.

- You're not going crazy.

- You didn't, there was...

I saw what I saw and then you just.

I can't do this!

- Hey come on Jenna, where are you going?

In the middle of the night, without Robin,

where are you going?

You're getting married tomorrow, dumb-dumb.

You're just freaking the fuck out.

We're in the middle of a haunted fucking mansion

in the woods in the middle of the night.

You're just freaking the fuck out.

This isn't real, alright.

Hey.

You're fucking you.

Would you stop?

Did I tell you about our blind spots?

No?

- What?

- Our blind spots.

In the middle of our eyeballs,

where the optic nerve connects,

there's no retina there, alright.

We got the giant blind spots.

Our brains are just making up what they want us to see.

Alright, if you close your eyes and concentrate

hard enough on the song that's inside your head,

you can make it sound like it's playing outside.

You can actually replicate the sensation of sound waves

hitting your eardrums, it's fucking weird, alright.

Nerves and our skin, that's a two-way street.

Our brain receives a signal when we touch stuff, sure.

But it can't go other directions and make up

phantom contact.

I mean the way that our skin's constructed,

we never really touch anything at all

because it's just like electromagnetic static but

it feels like I'm touching you right now, right.

- Thanks Bill Nye.

(laughing)

- Jenna.

(Jenna groans)

We're just at the whims of these synapses in our skull

and it's just making up this creepy shit and it feels real.

Think about it this way.

If a creepy thing happens, but it's just once,

and there's no repeatable pattern,

then it's just our brains playing tricks on us.

Okay?

You're not crazy.

Nobody thinks you're crazy kid.

Every once in a while, for five minutes,

you think you're crazy.

You're not crazy.

You okay?

- Thank you.

- No problem.

- I'm gonna go get Robin.

- Alright.

- We'll go into that dress.

(wind chimes chiming)

(door opening)

- Hmm, how long have I been out?

- Shh, shh, just keep resting.

- No, no no no, I can rally.

(sighs)

- How you feel?

- Great.

(laughs)

Yeah sorry.

Let's get ready.

(shower running)

(door closing)

Hey.

I didn't know you were going to shower.

(slow piano music)

We need to get ready!

Do you need some soap?

Jenna?

What are you doing, silly?

Jenna?

Sweetie?

Agh!

(screaming)

Oh god, oh god!

No!

Jenna!

Jenna!

- Robin?

(screaming)

What's wrong?

Let me in!

What's going on?

Let me in!

Robin, what's going on?

- Jenna please!

- What is it?

Oh my god, you're freezing.

Talk to me, please.

Please.

Are you okay?

(crying)

- The water was burning and then...

And then you!

You, you just, you left me!

And you just walked away.

- I was outside.

- No, you weren't, no.

I have no idea what just happened to me.

(breathing heavily)

- Come here.

- Just hold me.

(camera shutter clicking)

(Robin clears throat)

Sorry.

- It's okay.

Alright, close your eyes real quick.

- What?

- Open them.

(sighs)

She's gorgeous huh?

Go to her, dumb-dumb.

(romantic piano music)

(camera shutter clicking)

- I'm just gonna change the lens real quick.

We have company.

- Well who can blame him?

We're hot.

Let him watch.

Hey, come here.

I'm not done with you yet.

Honey?

Jenna?

(muffled speech)

- Jenna, Jenna!

- Focus on us alright.

Remember what I told you?

- Hold on, what?

- Brought something for us, in the suitcase.

- Baby, baby breathe.

Here, here breathe.

Please, please, please.

Look at me.

Tell me what to do.

Tell me what to do, Jenna.

Tell me what's happening.

Please, please, here, tell me.

Jenna please look at me, look at me.

Please.

(gasps)

It's okay, it's okay.

- I'm okay, it's over.

I'm fine.

I'm okay.

- [Robin] How long has this been going on?

- No it's over, it's fine.

- This is what happened back home, isn't it?

- [Nate] You didn't tell her?

- Tell me what?

- It's fine guys.

- [Robin] Fine?

- See.

- Jenna!

- What have we got?

- Jenna.

We really need to talk about this.

Jenna!

- Oh, nice work Nate.

Look at you.

How did--

- Did you have a camera outside?

- No.

What the fuck is that?

- Alright, I've had about enough of this shit.

Is that fucker still out there?

- [Jenna] Wait.

- Bob!

Hey Bob!

Bob!

Hey!

Hey!

- We have to go.

- We're not going anywhere, you are!

- I didn't want to believe him but he was right.

He was right.

- What?

- You know, I thought maybe he was testing me at first.

Like you know, 'cause he thinks I'm such a fuck up.

He never trusted me.

- Bob, we don't know what you're talking about.

- Why are you fucking with us?

- I'm not, I'm not fucking with you.

You think this is me?

I'm not fucking with you.

We gotta get outta here man.

This is not how it's supposed to go.

Oh man, we worked so hard.

It was gonna be so beautiful.

I don't know what happened, I really don't.

I guess we abandoned her, and now she's broken.

(piercing echo)

- [Nate] What is that?

- The two of us you can go

fuck yourself!

You hear me?

You can do whatever you gotta do you know,

but you can't hurt us!

You're not gonna take us down.

- [Nate] It didn't work.

- You hear me?

You're gonna fucking burn in hell!

- Bob!

Bob.

It's dead!

- [Jenna] Let's go!

Shit!

- This is your fault.

This is your fault.

Why couldn't you love me?

Were you fucking blind?

I've been here the whole time.

You just couldn't feel for me the way I felt for you?

- What?

- You just had to torture me every step of the way

and just dangle it in front of my face?

I've been wishing for today,

that you'd come to me uncertain and ask me what to do.

So that I can tell you that you're making a big mistake

and then I can take you and I can make you mine

and we can finally be together.

We can finally be together!

And you finally see me for who I am.

But no I had to back down like a fucking asshole

'cause you tricked me into helping you

push you away!

We could have been good together!

We could have been great together!

You're fucking selfish, you know that.

Faking every smile, what.

What are you afraid of?

You sit up late and talk to me,

and you tell me your doubts and your fears,

the ones that I'm hoping you can have,

the ones that you can look and see in my eyes

when I'm telling you to stay with her

and I know you know I want you to say me!

Is that what you wanna hear?

Fuck you Jenna!

But you got her and she knows it too.

- I'm afraid.

- You're not afraid of anything.

She's her of course, she doesn't give a fuck

why her best friend doesn't have any fucking feelings!

Goddammit!

- Let's go!

Nate!

- Jenna.

- Come on Nate!

(screaming)

Nate!

No, no, no!

No!

No!

(crying)

- Come on!

Fuck!

Come on.

- You killed my friend.

- What?

- You killed my friend!

- No.

- You wanted this!

You wanted all of this and now he's dead!

No!

It's not me, I'm sorry Robin, it's not me!

- Jenna.

- What's happening to us!

- Sweetie, let's just go.

(vomits)

- Robin!

- Get away from me!

Get away from me, you never wanted to marry me!

- No!

- You're such a fucking coward!

- No, this isn't you!

(vomits)

(screaming)

- What is happening to me?

- I don't know.

I don't know.

- I can't take it.

- We're gonna get out of here.

Robin, it's gonna hurt, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

(screaming)

I'm sorry!

(screaming incoherently)

Just step toward me.

- It won't let me.

- Robin!

Robin!

Robin!

Robin!

Ow!

(Robin crying)

Robin!

(crying)

- No!

(screams)

(crying)

- Ow!

(screams)

Fuck you!

Robin!

Robin!

Robin!

I'm not leaving her.

Robin!

(panting)

You know I love you.

Being with you has made my life better.

You've always made me a better person.

Sometimes I get scared.

I'm afraid I'm not strong enough or good enough for you.

I was a coward.

The one thing that matters well but

pushed me away from you.

I don't want us to be scared anymore.

(whimpering)

Oh, oh.

(crying)

(whimpering)

(somber piano music)

- [Jenna] Nothing in my life is complete

until I share it with you.

Having you by my side has forced me

to believe in cosmic coincidence,

in destiny and in fate.

Since we met, you've been the glowing source of perfection,

elation and inspiration in my life.

I vow to you today to never forget what it was like

before you or how it would be without you.

To know you, is to know my purpose.

Loving you is what makes me whole.

(slow piano music)

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Software patent ELIGIBILITY: Europe vs. US - Duration: 2:21.

Hi again, it's me, Bastian Best, European patent attorney

with a passion for software patents

in Europe and beyond, and

while I'm getting my morning coffee

I thought it's the perfect time to briefly

talk about software patent eligibility.

Unless you've been living in a cave you

might have heard of the infamous Alice decision

which completely turned the

world upside down for US

software patents. Before Alice, "everything made

by men under the sun" was

patent-eligible subject-matter. Now with Alice

in place, which established this two-step

test for eligibility, we see many

software patents die because they are

directed to abstract ideas without

adding significantly more to such

abstract ideas. And I could rant about

this forever, but in a nutshell I think

this two-step approach, especially the

abstract idea prong, is very confusing

and very subjective, and we've seen a lot of

confusion in the US market. In Europe, on

the other hand, we don't have that

problem at all because the European

Patent Office employs the so-called

"any hardware" approach for software patent eligibility.

What that means is that the

question of eligibility is tied only to

the requirement of technical character.

In other words, if you draft your software

patent claim in a proper way, for example

as a computer-implemented method,

it would automatically pass the

eligibility hurdle because the

method employs a computer which is a

technical means and that will do the job.

Any hardware will do with the job in

Europe. Now that does not mean that

automatically any kind of software will

get you a software patent in the end in

Europe but the challenging test is still

inventive step AKA obviousness, and I've talked

about that in the previous video,

so check that out as well.

The beauty for me in a nutshell is

that the European approach moves away

the discussion from the artificial

question of patent-eligibility and puts

more weight onto the real test which is

inventiveness. That's it for now, thanks

for watching! If you want to know more

about this topic, I've written a little blog post

which I will link down below for you to

check out. But right now, put away your

smartphone,

get back to work and keep innovating! See you soon!