Ah, Thank Avo you're here, sir!
The situation is bad, sir, real bad. The
Bandits are demanding protection money
from the Traders' Union and took three
hostages to show they mean business.
The Union's refusing to pay up, even
though today's the last day. They called me 'cos
I owe them a favour, but...
well... I just gotta Guard College last week
and I only got a C-minus in Hostage
recovery. Know what? I'll tell you where
they are and lead you to it. Lemme see... Er, ooh...
Yes, now... There's one's down the
hill and, er... there's two more on the other side
of those big gates. All clear? Right, I'm
going to make a tactical withdrawal before
they see me. Right... good luck! So you can't do
your job and you've hired me? Right. Not a
problem Chinsley McChin. I don't think i'm going
to get this quest as quick
I thought I might.
I definitely am NOT going to get
this done in time.
Alrighty.
Come on, come on.
And... lets see if i can put some light pepper
onto them first
Tip: don't turn your back to bandits!
Um, I forgot what button is... FIRE!
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Yeah I'm not the biggest fan of the
magic controls on controllers
It's generally wise to stay away from them. it's like a
[Mumbles Incoherent Sentence]
But is that it? Is that all of them?
*Need someone to wath your back?*
There's just that one. There's that dude there.. *You! You'rre from the
guild! Rescued at last! Those bandits are a...
Yeah go get the heli outta here. Oh wait can I just get you to stay?
Wait
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Ok. let the fun times begin! Huh, I thought he died.
This weapon is so slow. So slow.
I might have to...I mean, it carves them up...
I don't know if this is going to work out. I take
way too much damage, but look at just carve
them up.
The unstoppable death machine.
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I'm coming I'm coming. Come here and face me
like a man
Oh whoops haha a bit of bloodlust there.
Yeah yeah go just go he's gonna
be like durr you've come to save me... Oh you
wait there. I might actually get this
quest done time. Like I mean yeah the
obsidian great sword is slow as fuck but my
god...
Is is just carving these fellas up.
Done and done. how you like oh they get
Oh! Oh! Oh! Sneak attack!
Cheeky son-of-a-bitch.
You really should be thanking me, come on.
Ungrateful traders mate, you come
and save their life and it's like "Bleuuu. I
suppose you want something for this
It's like well...
yeah... Well, come on
oh wait and to follow
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Nothing like clearing out of a Bandit's Camp
in the name of ethnic cleansing. Okie
dokie you can come with. Follow. *Need someone
to watch your back?*
I'm good thanks buddy. My back is still
sore from last time I had somebody come
up and take me from behind. Now do I have to
wait for the traders or... I'm just gonna wait. I..I..I've
got three-and-a-half minutes. Oh 3:40 whatever.
Yeah yeah come on.
Gosh. It feels good to be free again, I
can tell you that! Thanks I'm sure you're a
splendid fellow. I'll be sure to give you
a discount my wares if I ever see you again.
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But.. all of these gypsies look the same.
Trader rescue done and done. 1 boast fulfilled, 6k
and gold, 7.4k in experience, not really
that much.
However while we are on the subject of
smashing out these little side quests
where's the other one? Trader massacre.
Barrow Fields. Okay we can do that. Let's go to
Barrow Fields. So for this particular
quest I have to annihilate everybody
in Barrow Fields.
The ethnic cleansing
train continues! You're here! 'Bout time too. I'm
afraid some of the lads couldn't wait
and got stuck in early. So let's hurry up and
join them while there's still some Trader's
left. Oh, and don't be taking no prisoners!
'Cos we've got enough of 'em already!
You know when you say some of the lads
I'm assuming like a few, not just a couple
of blokes walking down just for shits and
gigs. This is going to be a guard.
Oh wow, is that it? You took two hits to the
face!
Oh wow, that massive swing for nothing.
Wow these Guards fucking fall over. I wonder
if the Traders I saved beforehand are here.
Well I mean you might have a family but... Ow! Oh wow,
ok these black ones actually hurt!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh, shit! Ok
this is... might actually be the first time... I
fail... oh shit!
This is not going well!
At all! Ow!
haha Oh being taken from every angle.
One more one more.
Oh bloody hell. Look what we've got here, lads. Found this one
trying to sneak off into Oakvale. Why don't you
do the honors 'Ero? 'Ero? Theres a H in there. Please don't kill me! I ain't done nothing.
I have a family! I have a shop!
Yep, he dead. Rip him up good, hero.
I'm getting paid to Massacre people. This
isn't the "Trader massacre and leave one
dude alive at the end", it's
massacre. Except for this one dude, why is this one dude still here?
He's just like "Hi! Thanks for not
killing me...
I appreciate it..." Ah, that was a lovely bit
of mornin' killin'. It actually took me a lot
quicker than I thought it would, oh shit i was
actually... yeah, I didn't think it would, I mean,
i took a lot of damage during that
and I nearly died too. Holy shit but
that was actually incredibly quicker
than I thought it would and now in an awkward position
where... do I wrap this up early? because
you know they're getting to that time or
do I see if we can try and push through and
get something else? Hmm. I mean I only have
these four quests here. The Sick Chiled which
is the blue shrooms. There's the one that makes.. that
me want me to be, um...
you know, bald and with the beard
for his missus, actually you know what let's do that
that for shits and gigs let's just do that.
Where are wa? where's Bowerstone? Just for fun you know?
Let's see what monstrosity of a
daughter that guy has.
So, what do we got? Sick Child? Nope, Beardy
Baldy. I can't remember exactly was it
the Pudding Top? I can't remember exactly
what he wanted so we'll go swing by his place.
Well I say his place, he's really
just chillin out on the road. But I'll go ahead
and have chat to him, see what he's got and said what we
need to do to get all dressed up for his
daughter.
Geez and I thought not Tinder was bad.
This is just going to be catfish central
here.
Alrighty so should just be up ahead yep
there is. G'day mate what have you got for us? Your
hair doesn't... I'm pretty sure she hates... Uh ok, you
know we'll just go ahead to the barber anyway and
I'll take guess. I think it was Pudding Top.
I dunno that was just sticking out.
Actually you know what forget this guy, forget him
i'm not going to go ahead and pander to his
daughter like I said this was probably just
some sort of gigantic catfish, stuff that.
But we'll go to the barber though.
It's right here and see if we can get
the old hairstyle changed up a bit. So there
is the Pudding Basin, fairly certain that
was it. Uh
let's have a look, what have we got in terms
hair cuts so we can go Bald, which
is... adds to attractiveness and takes 50
point of scariness so apparently people
find that attactive, people with a Ponytail
apparently attract a 50 point scariness.
Pudding Basin doesn't make anybody scary
at all.
Uhhhh the Buzz makes people less attractive
apparently and a normal Haircut is just
50 50.
I think we have normal haircut anyway
don't we? No apparently we didn't have a normal haircut.
Ok it was just hair. Uh what have we got? 48 48. 40.
Try and even it up a bit. Oh! That's a bitchin'
mustache but no I'll gonna go just the
normal bead. It says normal beard but it's more of like a Goatee.
Ok
so that's actually where we will go
next, we'll go ahead and tackle the
White Balverine. In the mean time though
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