Heavy as dog!
Huh? Dog-benefit
You filming?
Yeah....
No worries, I have my pants on
Jay: Introduce yourself
Max: I can't do this (hohoho)
Jay: Okay let's just get rid of introduction
Jay: So, I am doing this because..
Jay: to save up some money
Jay: and he is it cus...
Max: To acknowledge...(B.S.)
Jay: We are going to Cancun in a week
Max: To be exact we are going in 4 days
Jay: It's 5 days
Jay: it's 6 days? this ends in 5 days
Max: We leave on this Saturday
Jay: So, we have 5 days right?
(saying stuffs over again)
Max: I want to make abs (for ladies)
(FAIL)
Jay: So, we are going to drink Soylent for a week
Max: Do I have to be filmed?
(pissed...awkward)
Jay: We are going to live off of Soylent for a week
Max: In this bottle...
Max: it is full of nutrients...
Jay: I'm gonna cut this out (stfu)
(awkward again..)
Jay: We are going to the gym
Jay: To measure our weights
Jay: measuring our weight
Jay: He is 100.4kg
Jay: I am 64.9kg
CHARISMA
Jay: He has no power cus of Soylent
Jay: He wants to eat Carrots at this time!
Jay: We started this challenge like 6 hours ago!
Jay: Today is my first day of Soylent challenge
Jay: I'm fine, thank you and you?
Jay: It taste like nothing
Jay: no feelings
Jay: it just feels like Soy milk?
Jay: Tired as F
Jay: I want food that's spicy...sweet...
(yeah...everything)
Jay: I have to drink this...
Jay: But it's bearable
Jay: cus I am hungry
Jay: Can bring this thing to class
Jay: He is drinking Soylent
(Toilet paper?)
Jay: Tell me about some side effects
Max: It's 5 pm right now
Max: I pooped 3 times today
Jay: my class just ended
Jay: I don't have any power cus of Soylent
Jay: feels like Sheet
Jay: I know this feeling~
Jay: Sheet feeling~
Jay: So tired...
Max: I am naked!! x2
Jay: I just came home from class
Jay: Look at this!
Max: I am not gonna eat this!
Jay: WTF are you saying? haahhaha
Jay: Wow...you got caught
(He is throwing it away)
Max: I am not gonna eat this...
Max: it is a oatmeal, I am not gonna get fat!
Max: I don't think this is cheating
Jay: Well, you got caught...
Max: I am naked...pls stop
Jay: So!
(dressing)
Max: GTFO!
Jay: Tell me how you feel!
Max: I feel impoverished
(Ha...)
Jay: Be serious!
Max: I am serious!
Max: it is doable for now
Jay: it has been 24 hours we started this
Jay: He lost 4 pounds
Jay: but he got caught cheating
Jay: How do you feel?
Max: I did not cheat
(BSing)
Max: I will do my best
Max: even with many haters!
Jay: I keep my Soylent at room temperature
Jay: but he keeps it refrigerated
Jay: I keep it outside cus
Jay: my stomach hurts when I drink it cold
Jay: He said he is not sick of its taste but he is trying new stuff
Jay: with Protein shake~
Jay: you are putting so much
Jay: it seems delicious (one sip?)
Max: yeah it's gonna taste like a milkshake
(give me a sip..)
Jay: Wow...(give me a sip)
Max: after stop being obsessed with food
(Max/obsessed with food)
Max: I am in peace
Jay: Don't you also have more free time?
Max: I already had a lot of free time
Jay: Oh...(how...?)
Max: Well it is very eifficent
Max: and clean
Max: it taste so good!
(What isn't?)
I will continue to translate tomorrow I am tired........
you filming? is this on air?
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