THANK YOU SO MUCH, LOTS OF NEWS TO GET INTO.
LET'S DIVE RIGHT IN.
THERE'S MORE NEWS OUT OF THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION, FOR MONTHS
THE FBI HAS BEEN QUESTIONING WITNESSES ABOUT POSSIBLE
COLLUSION BETWEEN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION AND RUSSIA.
AND ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT DONALD TRUMP HAS BRN ASKING THE
WITNESSES WHAT QUESTIONS CAME UP IN THE INTERVIEW.
TRUMP'S BASICALLY THAT KID WITHOUT DIDN'T STUDY FOR A TEST
AND HE'S LIKE-- WHAT DID YOU GET FOR NUMBER TWO?
SAME, SAME.
(LAUGHTER) AND THIS IS THE CRAZY STORY,
SENATORS IN RODE EYE HAPPENED ARE PROPOSING A NEW BILL THAT
WOULD CHARGE RESIDENTS A ONE-TIME FEE FOR $20 TO ACCESS
ONLINE PORNOGRAPHY.
$20 TO ACCESS PORN BUT IT'S $40 IF YOU WANT IT TO SHOW UP AS
STARBUCKS ON YOUR CREDIT CARD BILL.
ED STATE BUDGET EXPERTS SAY THIS NEW PORN BILL COULD BE
PROFITABLE.
THEY SAY IT COULD GENERATE ROUGHLY 13 GAZILLION DOLLARS.
AND FINALLY, IN TECH NEWS, APPLE'S NEW FUTURISTIC
HEADQUARTERS APPLE PARK IN CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA, IS HAVING
SOME PROBLEMS.
THE BUILDING IS FILLED SO WITH SO CLEAR GLASS THAT EMPLOYEES
HAVE REPORTEDLY BEEN WALKING INTO GLASS WALLS.
I GUESS APPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE INSTALLED WINDOWS.
(LAUGHTER) THANK YOU, THANK YOU, NO,
PLEASE, COME ON.
YOU GET TRK RIGHT?
(LAUGHTER) YOU GET IT?
VERY, VERY CLEVER JOKE.
THIS IS SERIOUS.
PEOPLE ARE SMACKING RIGHT INTO GLASS WALLS.
SADZLY NONE OF THE EMPLOYEES INJURED ARE COVERED BY CAP
ELCARE.
BUT PEOPLE ARE BEING MORE CAREFUL NOW, THE PEOPLE THAT
WORK THERE, GOING INTO THE APPLE BUILDING, IF YOU GO IN NOW IT
KIND OF FEELS LIKE YOU STUMBLED INTO A MIME CONVENTION, THERE
ARE JUST LOADS OF PEOPLE LIKE-- (LAUGHTER)
APPARENTLY SOME OF THE GLASS HAS EVEN STARTED TO CRACK.
BUT HONESTLY, THEY MIGHT JUST IGNORE IT FOR NOW.
IT WOULD JUST BE TOO EXPENSIVE TO GET FIXED AND WHILE IT DOES
LOOK BAD, THE ACTUAL BUILDING WORKS FINE.
MIGHT AS WELL JUST WAIT FOR THE NEW HEADQUARTERS TO COME OUT AND
DO THIS THEN.
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