Brock Lesnar beats up Roman Reigns!
The Cruiserweights are a thing again on Raw!
And where in the blue hell is the Undertaker?
Probably enjoying retirement with his wife and children...
I'm Oli Davis, and this is the 26th March, 2018 episode of Monday Night Raw ...in about
4 minutes.
Brock Lesnar Beats Up Roman Reigns!
"Can you believe we're only 13 days away from WrestleMania?" asked Vintage Michael
Cole at the start of every segment.
Yes I can, Vintage Michael Cole, because of the aforementioned you telling me all the
time, and the graphics running after every adbreak.
With his contract expiration date also just 13 days away, Brock Lesnar opened Monday Night
Raw to laugh at him beating up Roman Reigns the previous week.
Paul Heyman revealed the Big Dawg was no longer suspended, leading to another Reigns and Lesnar
brawl which Brock very much won - F5'ing Roman onto the steel steps.
Nia Jax beat Mickie James Nia Jax not only beat Mickie James, she also
beat Kevin Dunn's mute button, managing to call Alexa Bliss a 'bitch' off mic.
Ronda Rousey Video Package Ahead of a face-to-face confrontation next
week, Stephanie McMahon and an NXT hoodie-wearing Triple H (mark) had a typically excellent
video package hyping their WrestleMania match.
Cedric Alexander & Mustafa Ali beat Drew Gulak & TJP
The cruiserweights are back on Raw!
But, more importantly, Drake Maverick was on commentary.
Mustafa Ali won with his beautiful Reverse 450 Splash.
Miz TV: Seth Rollins & Finn Balor The Miz TV segment with Seth Rollins and Finn
Balor began with some Miztourage dissension.
Miz criticised his cronies, while Bo Dallas shot back calling him a "phony A-lister
who can't fight".
It was all a rouse, though, with the Miztourage attacking a complacent Finn and Seth, which
Balor ended standing tall - lifting the IC belt over Rollins' with his devastating
finishing move: a big old smile.
Asuka beat Jamie Frost Asuka squashed local talent Jamie Frost.
Ultimate Deletion Recap Woken Matt Hardy entered himself in the Humongous
Wonder No. 8 Battle Royal, which Michael Cole once again called obnoxious.
In either an INGENIOUS or TERRIFYING direction, Cole appears to be building a feud with Woken
Matt.
DELETE HIM!
Sasha Banks & Bayley Backstage About 18 months too late, Sasha Banks and
Bayley finally came to blows, seemingly on the set of a Disney channel high school teen
drama.
The final straw came when Banks boasted about being a four time champion, to which Bayley
asked 'and how long did you keep those?'
The two brawled after Sasha attacked Bayley from behind.
Braun Strowman beat Sheamus We still don't know who Braun Strowman's
tag partner is.
But Sheamus did get these hands.
Ronda Rousey Beats Up Absolution After being teased throughout the episode
more than a WrestleMania happening 13 days away, Ronda Rousey finally got her promo time,
which… still isn't amazing.
The material, for a change with WWE promos, wasn't the problem.
Calling Stephanie "trust fund tough" was a money line.
It's Rousey's delivery that's the issue; her voice lacking presence, and her timing
overly stagey.
Bar an awful, slow-motion block, though, her wrestling presence is promisingly fierce,
where she responded to Absolution's attack by throwing Mandy Rose at Sonya Deville and
then locking in a vicious-looking submission.
Galanderson beat Miztourage Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson did all they
could to get the crowd invested in their win over the Miztourage, but this match was in
the third hour, and nobody really cared.
Elias beat Rhyno A returning and sorely missed Elias, however,
got some beautifully worked cheap heat - trashing not only (insert your hometown here), but
also (insert your hometown's local sports team here).
He beat Rhyno in a quick match, and laid out Heath Slater for good measure too.
John Cena beat Kane Raw's main event saw John Cena beat Kane
in a No DQ mat- Wait a second… the clocks changed over here at the weekend.
Just let me… oh no, that match did take place in 2018.
The No DQ stipulation, Cena using Taker's trademark spots and a potential Deadman cameo
looming in the background was enough to cover both men working in slow motion, but the latter
never actually happened.
It seems WWE are saving Undertaker's return for next week's go-home show.
Cena called Taker a coward following his win, and then pulled this face.
Which was either a taunt.
Or just he pooped his jean shorts.
So that was this week's Raw in about four minutes.
Vote in the poll above my head to give your rating, where you can choose from - In Awe,
Cor, AVRAWGE, Poor and Bore.
With all the big angles presumably saved for the go-home show next week, it felt like nothing
of substance really happened here, and there was very little actual wrestling to enjoy.
This week's Raw is a high Poor.
Let's Fantasy Book Aleister Black's main roster debut as part of a new version of The
Ministry of Darkness!
Watch Luke absolutely destroy me in the brand new Fantasy Booking Warfare by clicking the
video to the left.
I've been Oli Davis, and that was wrestling.

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