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Dove Cameron's New Music Is Coming Soon | Star Signs With Record Label - Duration: 2:41.
I know that you teased a little single coming out. Yes. So when can we expect that?
Actually I just. This is like such a subtle release. This is such a subtle way
for me to drop this. The only reason it is so subtle is
because I can't release music until after Descendants.
because otherwise it would be terrible music you guys, cause we go off and we shoot
in five weeks yeah so you want to put your all into Descendants
well yeah but also if I try to make a song in five weeks and make it
releasable and then do a music video it would be terrible
We'll wait. To get it really right, music
takes forever like the singles that you guys hear have been being worked on
for six months or a year mm-hmm so like if the music that you guys want to hear
is gonna take a little bit yeah but what I can say is I officially signed with
Columbia. I signed with a label finally. I'm so happy. Congratulations! Thank you.
This is huge news. Thank you. I'm with Columbia Disruptor, and I'm so happy about it.
They're like my dream label. Columbia is a baby of Sony yeah so like that's my
dream I mean yeah so I'm really excited I'm actually not really sure thank you
I'm actually going to their New York offices tomorrow but we got a bunch of
songs lined up and also yeah very cool I'm so happy I know my fans have been
waiting for me to announce my label for a while now yeah but yeah I trust them
so much and I wouldn't have I wouldn't have wanted to be signed anybody else
yeah well congratulations thank you so what do you kind of like want your music
to be is there like one specific genre or kind of like an eclectic
I always say it's not a genre per se. I hate that word.
Also genre.
no I I would say I guess what I always say is is like if you took the word like
pop yeah and then you put like a lighter under it mm-hmm because it is pop but
it's not like it's not like um typical like I would never do a song just
because I knew it was gonna be a hit do you don't anything absolutely it's it's
gotta definitely a bit of an edge to it it's definitely a little bit dark but
it's not like it's still pop it's gotta be Dove yeah it's just an edge it's like
an edge pop yeah I like that yeah I'm so excited to hear it so excited for
Descendants 3, music, so much you have so much going on yeah well thank you so
much. Thank you so much for having me.
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IS Eren Jaeger DYING? What is the Curse of Ymir? Attack on Titan Theory - Duration: 6:46.
is Eren Yeager's dying? So what's up guys Foxen here! Is your favorite attack on
Titan character dying? Although this theory discussion is not limited to
Eren. Today let's go ahead and take a look at the curse of Ymir. Throughout the
past year I seen a lot of you guys ask me can this curse be cured? Or even is
this curse actually real? Definitely let me know your own thoughts on this! Let's
go ahead and get an in-depth look at the curse of Ymir. To start off what is the
curse of Ymir? Unfortunately that Deadpool
regeneration and that Titan perk comes at a cost.
Ding after 13 years this is included in that combo package. That
means the Titan shifters like Eren, Armin, Reiner, Zeke all of these guys
will die 13 years after they first became a Titan shifter. If they're smart
about it they'll go ahead and transfer the powers
before they actually get to year 13 but anyway
where does this curse of Ymir come from? Why is this a thing? The first one to
really have some information about this curse was Eren Kruger. Whoever inherits
the powers of the nine Titans will die after 13 years. Supposedly the original
Ymir died 13 years after awakening her almighty titan powers,
hence where the name comes from "The curse of Ymir". No one should be able to
get powers greater than hers so as you approach the time limit the Titan
shifters body weakens since the vessel has finished serving its purpose. All
right so here let me touch on one of the questions you might have had. Is the
curse of Ymir real? Iin the very same a chapter where this was revealed
you saw this weakened Kruger explaining this to Grisha. That guy looked totally
worn out and even his nose was bleeding. Perhaps he really shouldn't have
procrastinated. The thing about this is that Kruger is not the only example
Let's look at a past royal blood family member Uri. In the
uprising arc he saw him before and after he inherited the founding Titan. Similar
to mr. Kruger Uri had rapidly aged in just 13 years. It even looks like this guy
had problems walking on his own it was that bad. Forget about avoiding drugs
keep away from that Eldian stuff! But anyway there has been a more recent
example in present day for the attack on Titan manga and that is the war chief
Zeke. You saw a good look at this guy's bod at the end of season two. At that
time he was 25 years old. Post time skip Zeke has clearly been worn down. You
might be able to argue against this but the biggest giveaway is at white
hair. Keep in mind that Zeke is supposed to be 29 years old here. So here you got
three examples from the attack on titan story. Once or twice could be a
coincidence but three times the curse of Ymir is very much real but how about the
other question. Is there any hope in finding some sort of cure? Come on Hange
you got a science to crap out of this! This is where the theory discussion
starts for this topic. Let me first mention that there may be more to this
curse but I'm not too hopeful. If you're one of the ones hoping that Eren
survives this you may be disappointed. For this let me bring up Grisha. Eren's
father was also a Titan shifter. Back when wall Maria came down Grisha forced
a young Eren to inherit both the attack Titan and the founding titan. Any
possible wiggle room for this curse may come from Grisha. There's actually a
couple possibilities. Notice that Grisha should have been on his last year
however unlike the last three examples Griffith didn't seem weakened at all. Keep
in mind that just before Grisha died he was 39 years old. Just compare him to
Zeke who only had one year left. Is there a reason that Grisha looked like he was
doing much better? Perhaps you could say that Grisha had more than one year left
but that only then brings up more questions and possible implications
about Grisha. Let me go ahead and give you some possible explanations for this
although as I said they may be unlikely. Definitely let me know your own thoughts
on these! To start off, Grisha had just eaten Frieda
also known as a founding Titan. Could it be possible that by eating another Titan
shifter the possible time limit for the curse of Ymir had doubled? In other
words instead of living 13 years total, Grisha was now able to live 26 years
total. I don't really buy this one but the chance is always there. One thing
that does go against is is the thought that taking in more poison should
kill you faster right? I somewhat agree with this thought but then again it's not
like this Titan stuff is natural. As far as you know Titans more or less exists in
the magical mystical areas. So about Grisha having 26 years total I
personally doubt it however I think these next two possibilities are much
more likely. Instead of Grisha doubling his lifetime how about if he
either gained whatever life Freida have left? So if Frieda had four years
those four years would have been added to Grisha's life, or how about every time
limit resets when you eat another Titan shifter. After Grisha ate Frieda
he could have unknowingly lived for another 13 years. Imagine that! But anyway
those were three ideas on this. Do you buy any of them? Let me go ahead and
throw in my own personal theory which is slightly more complex. This goes back to
the reset idea. When you eat another Titan shifter what if it resets your
death limit but only to some extent? Let me explain what I mean. Take Eren for
example this guy has an Attack Titan and the Founding one. Eren had these force
onto him when he was ten years old this means Eren will die when he's 23
years old. Krueger mentioned that the original Ymir died 13 years after
awakening her powers. What if Eren dies on year 23 from the
attack Titan part of this curse except that he doesn't. It's possible that on a
year 23 the attack Titan is transferred to another Eldian
but Eren survives but why? You still know very little about how this whole
Titan inheritance works. It's possible that it gets even more complicated when
someone takes in more than one Titan shifter. This goes back to the second
titan shifter that Eren has the founding one. Technically Eren did not
activate or awaken the coordinate powers until the end of season 2. At this point
Eren was 15. What if at this point the 13 year counters started then for the
founding titan. Eren could lose his Attack Titan when he's 23
but perhaps Eren can live an additional 5 years thanks to the founding Titan
powers. Unfortunately this means that Eren still would die although that'll
be when he's 28 but hey that's an Attack on Titan theory more important let me
hear from you! Question of the day, do you think this curse of Ymir is real?
Can Eren survive this curse? Do you think it's possible for Hange or someone
else to find a cure for it? And out of all the possibilities that mentioned
which one do you think is more likely? If you enjoyed this theory and theory
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A human right activist, Aisha Wakil, popularly called Mama Boko Haram, on Wednesday, March 21, expressed joy over the release of the Dapchi school girls from captivity of the terrorist group after their abduction on February 19.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) Wakil, who appeared highly elated, said that she received the news of the release of the girls with "great joy.
The activist commanded the federal government and other parties who contributed to the development and expressed the hope that the remaining girls including Chibok girls would also be released soon.
"I am highly elated over the release of the girls, it is a welcome development," she said. Wakil had earlier indicated interest to work towards the release of the abducted girls.
The report also quotes Mallam Bashir Manzo, the chairman of the Parents Association of the Dapchi Abducted Girls, as expressing happiness over the development adding that they were currently taking a headcount of the girls, adding most of them had returned to their homes.
It was learnt that Maina Musa and Ayuba Alamson, parents of abducted Chibok school girls, expressed joy over the development as they tasked the government to secure the release of the remaining school girls in insurgents' captivity.
"It is disheartening on our part to see that our remaining children are still languishing in the hands of Boko Haram insurgents in the past four years," Alamson said.
we earlier reported that the Nigerian presidency, on Wednesday, March 21, confirmed it is aware of the release of the students of Government Girls' Science and Technical College, Dapchi, Yobe state, by their alleged abductors, the Boko Haram terrorists.
It also reported that the All Progressives Congress (APC) hailed the federal government for the return of the schoolgirls abducted from Government Girls Science Technical College, Dapchi, Yobe state by Boko Haram. In a statement sent to NAIJ.
com by the national publicity secretary of the party, Malam Bolaji Abdullahi, the party said the prompt release of the girls "is another solid demonstration of the political will of the President Muhammadu Buhari-led APC administration to secure the lives of all Nigerians.
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[1minute KIND] EP.06 Sun J's trade mark is onion hair - Duration: 1:01.
My tademark is
the onion hair, as you know
Today it's made really well
Since it's did,
I feel great!
It had been like this (talking about length)
But now, It grew up
and here's more
and here, too
look at this
However, Because I dyed too often,
My hair's damaged by it
Therefore,
It's quite hard to wash my hair
I think it would be comfortable if I have no hair, tho
JK : You mean that you'll be convenient without hair?
JK : Does it make sense?
Bye ru~
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Who and What is Behind RAW SALT? - Duration: 4:49.
Hey guys! Hope everyone's having a fantastic day... I wanted to take a couple
minutes... to give YOU a snapshot of who I am... on a personal and professional level...
and what I bring to the party. I know there's a ton of sales training, coaching,
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And at the end of the day, far too often you don't know WHO... is providing this
information, YOU don't do much about that person... and I wanted to give YOU guys
some... some insight, if you will. So I'm one of seven, I was raised in a Irish
Catholic family... SHOCKER... six boys, one girl... our Father was a truck driver... and if...
basically, YOU wanted something... YOU went out and earned it. There wasn't any new
shoes that we're going to show up... or new clothes or new car... if YOU wanted it, YOU
hunted it, down killed it and dragged it home... and if YOU needed to do that by
delivering newspapers, selling kool-aid, mowing lawns, shoveling snow... whatever YOU
needed to do... that's what was required. So we were all raised with a very strong
work ethic, as well as balance - work hard, play hard... and anything in life isn't
going to be handed to YOU. So YOU got to go get it... and from day one, I knew that I
was interested in sales... I wanted to pursue a career in sales... I wanted to
climb to the highest level in my mind that I wanted to go to which was VP of
Sales... and I've achieved that. Over the years, I've realized that there's been a
handful of propellant... things that really tipped me forward if you will... and one of
those occurred at home. My parents had went through a divorce, and to say
watching your Mother go through that is difficult... is a far, far, far... cry... of an
understatement. It it was painful... and hurtful... and my Dad came over one day and
he's making his comments, and I got fired up... and... my Dad got fired up... and to make a
long story longer, he turned to me and told me that I was never planned... that I
was a mistake... that... little... spark... ignited a firestorm inside. I wasn't going to
take no from anybody, I was going to do what I wanted, I was going to achieve
what I wanted... because I know deep inside what I was blessed with
as a person... and what the Man Upstairs wanted me to achieve. I got through
college, and went on into sales and I sold overnight delivery, sold freight, did
pharmaceuticals, medical devices, worked for a medical manufacturer, a medical
distributor... I've hired hundreds and hundreds of people, trained hundreds and
hundreds of people... I've been a colleague alongside of some of the best of the
best in the industry... and all along, one thing that I knew was... corporate training
can be very canned... and rigid... and painful... YOU'RE sitting in the training and all the sudden
YOU want to take the pencil... and jam it into YOUR... into YOUR temple... because it
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the whole time and take some notes... and never open those notes again. It wasn't
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the facets of sales... and I provide you a customized plan... or a template plan...
based on the 17 Principle... which is something I've coined. At the end of the day...
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commissions... that's the person that stares YOU back in the mirror every...
single... day... that's your gut check. And then there's 7 steps... that I've put
together, to peel back the layers on the sales process... what YOU'RE doin', what
YOU'RE sayin', how YOU'RE followin' up... how YOU'RE...how YOU'RE digging into the account...
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worked for the people that have been... again... fortunate enough to train, to coach,
to develop... over the years... into the current leaders that they are. Give me
the opportunity... if YOU'RE interested... and I can show YOU what I can do for YOU by
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#FiveThings Why TypeScript is for You {S:01 Ep: 10} - Duration: 9:18.
>> I'm, John Papa.
>> And I'm Anders Hejlsberg.
>> Today we're going to talk about
five things about TypeScript.
Thing one, why and when would we use TypeScript?
>> Well, TypeScript is
useful if you're writing JavaScript apps.
And the bigger the app you're
writing, the more useful it is.
It basically delivers two things,
excellent tooling, enabled by static typing,
and then the ability to use
modern JavaScript features on
down-level browsers through transpilation.
>> Why type in TypeScript?
If you don't have these types, right? They're optional?
>> They are optional, but, listen,
we all know that it's better to find errors
before the space shuttle flies
than whilst it's flying. Do you know what I mean?
>> Yes.
>> If anything, you could prove statically,
is better done statically than dynamically.
That's one thing. The other thing is tooling.
When you're writing code in JavaScript,
things like statement completion.
How do you get that in a dynamic programming language?
You don't know what x is, or when you say x dot.
I don't know, I'd show you
all the identifiers in the file or something,
but if you have
static types you can actually
deliver intelligent tooling.
You can deliver refactorings that are guaranteed to work.
You try to refactor a large JavaScript codebase
and it's literally impossible.
>> It is.
>> Once they get to a certain size,
they become read-only, if you will.
And all you can do is add more goop around them,
but they are not changed
like big things all
over the place. Do you know what I mean?
So, with TypeScript you can you can do
these large scale things to
your codebase and be productive.
And leave you to think about
the algorithms instead of doing all the grunt work.
>> I like to grunt, though. Is that okay?
>> That's okay.
>> All right, cool. I'll still use TypeScript.
>> That's all right.
>> Thing two. What are
the tools that you get by using TypeScript?
>> Well, with TypeScript you get
a compiler and a type checker.
And basically, the type checker
can check your JavaScript code statically,
using types that are in your code or types
that come in declaration files
that describe the frameworks that you're using.
And then it can show you places
where you're doing something wrong.
>> I'm doing something wrong?
>> Possibly.
The other thing is TypeScript can down-level
transpile your code,
so you can use the latest ECMAScript 2017 features,
yet, run your code on browsers that are
only ECMAscript 3 or ECMAscript 5 compliant.
Because for a lot of those new features,
they are sort of down-level representations
that you can generate instead.
>> And we can find bugs with
TypeScript at development time?
>> Yes.
>> Easier than we could,
I suppose, at two in the morning?
>> Sure. No, and that's the static type checking, right?
>> Right.
>> And then, of course, TypeScript integrates
into untold numbers of popular editors,
Visual Studio Code included.
In fact, we built TypeScript so that
the language service is retargetable,
and TypeScript is built in itself,
so it'll run anywhere that JavaScript runs.
So, if you can get to JavaScript from your editor,
then you can actually
implement and use the TypeScript language services.
And so, we have plugins for Visual Studio Code,
but also Sublime Text,
Atom, Vim, Emacs, you name it.
Pretty much any popular editor.
>> It's fantastic.
>> You can use the TypeScript toolset.
>> Awesome. Number three.
I've been doing JavaScript for 20 years.
You're now talking about TypeScript.
Who is this really for?
How would you convince me to use it?
>> Sure. Well, I think,
first of all, you could say it
depends on the size of your codebase.
If you're writing three lines of JavaScript
embedded in an HTML page or whatever,
then yeah, you probably don't need TypeScript.
But the larger your project gets,
and these projects always get larger,
the more useful it gets.
And it's pretty darn useful even for small stuff.
The ability to get aids,
like statement completion, and refactoring,
and code navigation or whatever,
even in a thousand line codebase, is super useful.
>> What's your breakpoint on
where it becomes useful? A couple files?
>> Well, like I said,
I think it's useful from day zero.
It's useful on a single line.
It's useful even if you don't
know that you're using TypeScript because
we use the TypeScript compiler and language service
even if you're editing in JavaScript and
Visual Studio Code, for example.
And then, because TypeScript is a superset of JavaScript.
JavaScript is, in a sense,
just TypeScript without type annotations.
Do you know what I mean?
But we have very strong type inference in our compiler,
so we can infer a lot of the types,
even if you didn't write them.
And if you, for example,
reference a particular node module and import it,
and then you say, "My module dot."
Well, if there's a declaration
file for it, we can go find it.
And then we can serve up
statement completion for you in a JavaScript file.
>> So, we're getting the benefits of
TypeScript even if we're not using TypeScript.
>> Exactly, it's the TypeScript technologies
that are behind that power.
>> Fantastic. Number four.
When using TypeScripts, if I'm not sure I want to use it,
can I walk away at any time? What's the catch there?
>> You pretty much can because
TypeScript is just JavaScript with type annotations.
And when you compile,
we compile the JavaScript.
And we actually labor really hard
to generate nice looking,
pretty JavaScript, all of your comments.
>> So, I would be proud of
the Javascript that comes out of it?
>> Well, a lot of people look at it and go,
"Well, this looks like JavaScript."
Well yes, because all we do
is erase the type annotations, if you will.
But if you're using newer features of ECMAscript,
we'll transpile them into old style ECMAscript.
But hey, you'd be doing that if you
were using Babel or something else as well.
So yes, you can walk away,
but I have to tell you,
I don't see a lot of people walking away.
But you can, for sure.
>> But it's good to know that you can use it,
you can transpile to any ES that you want.
>> Yes.
>> ES1?
>> ES3.
>> ES3.
>> You don't want to go to ES1.
That'd put you back in the mid 90s.
>> Yes, it would. I don't want to go back
there. Although, I had hair back then.
Number five.
I want to get started,
where would you recommend we go?
>> Well, I would start at our typescriptlang.org,
our website, which has a bunch of quick starters,
documentation, demos, and also,
an interactive playground where you can type
TypeScript code and see what happens to it when
you compile it and see what errors we flag.
>> Side by side, right?
>> Side by side, yeah.
>> That's awesome.
>> And in fact, because TypeScript
is written in TypeScript,
meaning that it's JavaScript,
that playground runs in any browser,
it runs on your phone even, so yeah.
>> Have to try that out.
>> Yeah.
>> All right. Now, for a Twitter question.
I got this question on Twitter here from anonymous user.
How much does TypeScript cost?
>> Zero. It's an open-source project.
In fact, everything that we do in TypeScript,
that the whole team does, is on GitHub.
You can find us there everyday,
you can even ask us questions.
>> I've seen you there.
>> Or log bugs there.
Oh yeah, I know, I'm up there every day.
>> So, if people want to get in touch with you,
just go on to a GitHub issue and have a good yet.
>> Pretty much.
>> All right. Another question from the community.
How does the community also contribute to TypeScript?
>> Well, in many ways.
I think probably the most important one
is definitely Typed.
>> Definitely.
>> Which is this GitHub site that
collects type information for
all of the popular frameworks on the web.
And I think more than 4000 frameworks
now have coverage there.
And in a sense,
the open source community is writing
down the metadata for programming on the web,
and collecting it in DefinitelyTyped.
And all this information we could alter,
we can use, of course,
when you're coding in TypeScript.
But we can also use it in JavaScript because we use
the TypeScript technologies to
power our JavaScript language service.
So, if you're writing modern ECMAScript,
and you import some library,
if we can find the types for it on DefinitelyTyped,
then we can just auto
permission those and then give you state completion and
all documentation that describes
what the methods do and so forth.
So, it's a treasure trove and it's all been
created by the open source community
and it's just it's fantastic.
That is just sort of this virtuous cycle
that's going there, that I think is outstanding.
>> That's great. And that'll help us with VUE,
React, Angular or Azure APIs.
>> I think there's hardly a framework
today that doesn't have some form of coverage.
>> Definitely.
>> Yeah, definitely.
>> Well, thank you. I'm John Papa.
>> And I'm Anders Hejlsberg.
>> And we just learned five things about TypeScript.
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Lil Rel Howery - Milton on the Bongos - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored - Duration: 8:47.
- And they say, "What? Hold on. Let me see."
So he walked to the window cool as shit.
'Cause he had on some dress shoes, so he slid over there
a little bit.
[laughter]
"Aw, them sucker's about to pay."
[dark electronic music]
- [indistinct shouting] - Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
- Come on. Move. Come on. - What? What's going on?
- Come on. - This is not happening.
[rapid gunfire]
No, no. What...
I'm--I'm your host.
I'm your host, Roy Wood Jr.
- Come on.
- Ahh, ahh.
- Augh!
- [groans]
[glass shattering]
[panting]
♪ ♪
Mm...ahh!
[bones crunching]
[cheers and applause]
You may remember him from "Get Out."
Renewing our faith in TSA agents,
Lil Rey Howery.
[cheers and applause]
- First of all, I'm from Chicago, and, you know,
and Chicago's known for a lot of things,
you know, hot dogs and pizza.
The Cubs won the World Series.
And violence, a lot of fucking violence.
And my father is one of those dudes who's from an old era.
Like, he wasn't a Black Panther,
but he, like, in a gang that I guess didn't really exist for--
I don't know; I don't necessarily believe in the shit
that he was in a real gang,
but he was in one of those earlier gangs,
where they, like, made breakfast for the community
and walked people across the street, that type of shit.
[laughs]
So...but true story, right?
So we grew up--I lived in a bad neighborhood growing up,
you know, and most of the neighborhoods--
you decide you know a neighborhood is bad
when people will sit on anybody's car.
They don't give a fuck whose car it is.
You've got to humbly ask them, "Excuse me.
"I know y'all are just having a good time drinking on my car,
"but I need to go to work this evening, so..."
[laughter]
So I'm getting off the bus one day,
and I'm walking down the street,
and I see a bunch of dudes on the car,
and I'm like, "Oh, fuck. They're on my father's car."
And I go upstairs, and I'm going back and forth,
'cause he still thinks he can take these young people.
I don't fuckin' know why.
See, I--and let me tell you, I've got a '70s dad.
I don't know if anybody ever had a '70s father growing up.
Like, one of them cool motherfuckers.
Right, this is how my daddy used to walk.
Just like this. This is...
[laughter]
Every time he talk, it was like he had to pee.
"Hey, man, which one of you suckers
takin' out the garbage?" That's how he talked.
So... [laughs]
For some reason, he still think he's tough as shit,
so I get in the house, and I'm like, "All right,
"I'ma tell him they on his car,
but I hope he don't do no extra shit."
So I'm like, "Hey, Dad, look, now, before I tell you this,
tell me you gonna chill out."
"You don't tell me what to do." "Okay, never mind."
[laughter]
I'm like, "Look, it's a bunch of dudes sitting on your car,
right," so... He's like, "Say what?"
Right?
I'm laughing, 'cause I ain't told this story in a long time.
And it's a true story.
"Say what? Hold on. Let me see."
So he walked to the window cool as shit.
Because he had on some dress shoes,
so he slid over there a little bit.
[laughter]
Oh, those suckers about to pay! I'm like whoa, wait a minute.
So... [laughs]
So I'm like, look, man.
Dad, now, I got to tell you this.
These are gangster disciples, okay?
They had a documentary on them a few weeks ago
on the Biography channel.
I don't think you want to do this shit.
They will murder you.
He's like, look here, I ain't scared of no disciple!
Okay, I was a Dragon.
I'm like, what the fuck is a Dragon? What?
[laughter]
You know how old your gang got to be to--
about some shit that's not even real; you know what I mean?
"I was a motherfucking Dragon."
I said, "Look, I heard you that you was a Dragon and all."
He said, "Look here, man. We was a gang and a band."
"Wait, I don't give a fuck if y'all was both things.
This young dudes will murder you out there."
He said, "Let me tell you something, okay?
You don't believe me, do you?"
I said, "It ain't that I don't believe you a Dragon.
I just--it just...I mean, I
just don't believe in dragons."
That's what... [laughs]
He said, "Look here, I got something to prove it, okay?"
So my mom was in the kitchen cooking, right?
He's like, "Hey baby, could you get my Dragon jacket," right?
And my mama smoked cigarettes, so she was like,
[inhales] Which one, the blue jean or the leather?
Right, she in the kitchen cooking.
[laughter]
So she goes and gets his, she gets this dragon jacket,
and it's not even a jacket, right? It's a vest.
It's really a dragon vest, but he called it a jacket.
I don't know why.
The sleeves was cut off the jacket,
it was shingling at the shoulders.
He had a big, colorful dragon on the back,
but kinda faded because he washed it a couple times.
And he had his real name, he didn't even have a gang name.
It said Milton on the front. I'm like, you ain't got no...
You ain't got no damn gang name, Daddy?
"I didn't need one. I was Milton on the bongos."
Okay, whatever.
So he put on this Dragon jacket, right?
Now, he done took his whole shirt off.
Because I guess they didn't wear shirts
with the vests at that time.
So he took his shit off.
Now he has all chest hair showing.
And he had this little chain in the chest hair.
It was like a little cross. I couldn't tell if it was
a cross or--I don't know what it was,
but he had--the chest hair was all around a little charm
he had on his chain.
So he's got this Dragon jacket on.
And he started getting ready, right?
Which is weird because
I ain't never seen nobody get ready for a fight
He said, go get the Old Spice.
So he got some Old Spice, put it on before a fight.
I've never seen somebody put on cologne before a fight.
He just...
[laughs]
So he's got this little-ass fuckin' baby fat vest.
That's really what it was.
And he go down the stairs.
So these little dudes look at him come outside.
He comes outside cool as shit.
They looking at him like,
Hey, man, who the fuck is this old ass dude
with this 'Warriors' outfit on?"
[laughter]
He was like, "Look here suckers,
"I'm going to tell you who I am right now.
"My name is Milton.
"Milton Howery.
"And that Cadillac you're sitting on is mine.
"I pay the payments," right, and he going through
all this shit.
They're like, "Man, look here old man,
"we don't want to beat your ass and shit.
You all by yourself." He said, "Oh, I'm by myself?
Jimmy on his way."
Now, what I forgot to tell y'all, he called Jimmy.
Who's the only other living Dragon left, right?
[laughter]
And Jimmy don't know what's going on, right?
Jimmy didn't graduate from the gangs.
He's just a businessman that drive a van
with a Bluetooth on; that's it.
So Jimmy pulls up with this van, right?
You could tell it was an old ass van
because it had curtains on it.
And he pull up, and when he pull up,
you can hear Billy Ocean playing when he pull up.
When he pull up,
you hear "Caribbean Queen" when he pull up.
[laughter]
My daddy walked to the car like...
So I'm looking at all this out the window like...
So I'm like, oh, God, what's going on with my dad?
He like, "Jimmy, look here.
Okay, we about to have a rumble."
And Jimmy old, like, you ever see somebody so old
they got to take off their glasses just to hear you?
[laughter]
So my daddy's trying to talk to Jimmy,
"Look here, Jimmy, I'm trying to tell you what's going on.
He like "What?
Say it again, wait hold on, what?"
[laughter]
"Wait a minute, you ain't say nothing about no damn fight.
"I thought it was Spades Tuesday,
"I thought we was playing cards today.
You on your own, I'm done with the Dragons."
And he drove off.
[laughs]
I mean, there ain't no punch line,
so like, they beat the shit out my daddy, all right?
They beat him up and shit.
And I was like a little kid, you know?
I don't know if anybody ever
seen their daddy get their ass whupped,
but you ain't going to help it.
You just yell out, leave him alone!
That's my father, yo!
You just mad because you ain't got no daddy in your life.
[laughter]
Start crying. Leave him alone!
All you saw was my father's vest in the street,
and cars driving over the vest.
My mama, she walked up to me like,
[inhales] Look here. [clears throat]
Go get your daddy's vest
and bring it back upstairs, I'll go wash it.
And that's what happened, y'all, that's it.
Thank y'all. Love y'all. That's my time.
- Lil Rel Howery, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
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