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Patrick: I'm outta soap. Can I borrow--

Stay back!

I just want some--

Here! Here's my (((money))).

Take it!

Take it and go away.

My (((hands))) aren't that dirty.

Hey!

You guys wanna hear a (((bathroom joke)))?

Blaah!

You tryin' to kill us!? (murmuring)

Oh..

Oh.

I caught the (((ugly)))!!!

For more infomation >> A Nazi finds out that he is a Jew (Portrayed by SpongeBob, Reupload) - Duration: 0:28.

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Zhi Vlog - My mother is Pregnant - Duration: 0:47.

Hi, Guy

Welcome to my channel

Meet again with Me, Nazhiifah Senja Mahameru

You know what, Guy?

My Mama ...

Please, Please ...

Please what?

Please ...

Zhifa...

Mama I'm pregnant. Bye, see you

For more infomation >> Zhi Vlog - My mother is Pregnant - Duration: 0:47.

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Tomb Raider Is The Best Film Ever - The Shill Master Review - Duration: 4:06.

Now if you're a cynic without a heart, I know what you're thinking, 'this is just

more ubiquitous by-the-numbers action fodder, the cinematic equivalent of junkfood, a film

only remarkable in how unremarkable it is, a bubo symptomatic of a society that is all

about the product and not the meaning.'

Well, you're wrong, because as well as having a stunning shot of a Volvo, this film is about…

women.

Of course that isn't incidental, Lara Croft has always been about empowering women – through

the idea that they too can despatch cataract inflicted henchman, with little more than

some goddamn feminine moxy and just a few years of private finishing school.

Based on a videogame that came out in 1996 that has had various outings since then, including

a 2013 game also just named Tomb Raider that this movie is based on, - there really has

never been a better to make this.

Honestly not only is it the best videogame adaptation of all time, even better than that

Werner Herzog adaptation of Doctor Mario starring Willem Defoe, it's probably one of the best

action films ever made.

There's a moment when Lara walks on a very convincing CGI world war two bomber, and it

looks like a video game.

There's a moment when Lara sneaks in to the bad guy's camp, and it feels like a

video game.

But it's not a video game, it's a movie.

Great!

Now some sad people have tried to pick holes in it.

Sad.

Some people have said that the plot, which is seemingly about supernatural such and such,

but really isn't, and the setting and co-stars, are deliberate attempts to appease Red China.

Which is obviously not true, but also so what?

Red China is the biggest capitalist population in then world.

Let's sell them a few Volvos.

Now you may have heard that Dominic West overacts terribly throughout.

Bullshit.

It's McNulty – his English accent is just a good as that of Daphne in Frasier.

Also, attempts to smear Alicia Vikander with backhanded comments about her performance

being 'perfectly fine' but 'not as charismatic as Angelina Jolie' – Angelina Jolie is

a myth created by glossy magazines, there's no such actress.

Do your research.

So, we're coming up to the forty-five minute mark of my review, so to re-iterate, this

is probably one of the best films ever made.

You don't know it isn't.

Thanks for joining me on episode 842 of The Shillmaster review.

Next week I'll be talking about how Solo is the best Star Wars film ever made.

Don't forget to subscribe for your chance to win a Volvo sunroof.

Brah, let's get 400 000 views, or Volvo will take my house.

…best film ever.