Hey, what's up!
Hi, I'm so sorry for calling so late at night.
Actually, I...
I noticed something strange.
I called Vineet too. He didn't take the call, so...
...I thought, I'll call you.
Oh. Yeah. He may not have heard his phone.
He's in the kitchen.
I'm sorry. I heard it as he's in the kitchen.
Yeah. I'm at Vineet's place.
Hey, why don't you come over, too?
No, it's okay.
I'll come by later. It's fine.
No, come on!
We can talk about it. Whatever you wanted to say.
Please come. I insist.
Okay. Okay. Fine.
I'll see you. - Bye.
Hi! - Hey, hi.
What would you like?
Anything. Whatever you guys are having.
Doesn't matter, so... Ouch!
Watch yourself, dude. What's up?
Hey.
Here...
Now, tell me, what was it?
Have you seen Ayesha's fan page?
No. Why?
Aniket has liked a post on it.
Come on, Farhan! I had Aniket's password.
So, I just... - Oh!
Sorry. Actually, I...
...I thought, I don't know... - What did you think?
Coward! - Vineet!
Actually, it's my bad. I should have told you.
It's okay.
Anika, do you know where those olives are?
One minute, okay?
Can't f***ing believe it! He's at it, again!
And this time with my sister.
Bro, are you sure Vineet would do that?
Since when are you on his side?
I am not on his side, bro, I'm just...
You know, every friendship has an invisible line, which is never crossed.
I know that, I have also seen 'Dil Chahta Hai' (film).
Hello! Listen, I'm telling you my problem and...
...you're feeding me dialogues from the movies!
No, come on, bro. I said it to put things in context.
You do know I was the invisible line between your friendship?
Which has now, vanished!
And he is using my death...
...my death, to get close to my sister!
What a f***ing guy, man!
Even I... I can't believe it.
You think he's sitting there and singing your praises?
He's saying, "oh my, Farhan is so sensitive!"
"He must be missing Ani so much!" Are you insane?
You do know, he's cracking jokes at your expense, right?
I mean, you know him, right? He's an attention monger.
He can't take a joke on himself. Not even one!
Hey!
Did you hear that?
The rascal is playing jazz! He's playing f***ing jazz music.
Has his father ever listened to jazz music?
Has anyone in his entire family ever listened to jazz music?
Farhan, no! Man, you can't do that. You can't do that!
Man, I can't see that.
She's my sister, bro! You've lost your mind.
What are you thinking? Yo!
Bro, I'm sorry. You know...
...you know that guys think like this, a bit.
Yeah.
You know between the two of you who am I closest to, right?
Who I was closest to?
Who? - You, you dog!
You're the better man. You know that, right?
I mean, you would have never done something like...
...like this!
No, right? - Yes.
No, obviously not! No.
No, man. Like no, never.
For sure, I mean, that would be really f***ed up.
Yeah.
But, you're right, you know.
This rascal Vineet...
...he is a darn... - Whoa, whoa!
Context! Yeah? - Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
You know what? You don't worry!
I'll handle it.
Yeah.
Sure?
I'll handle it.
I'll take care of it.
It was so good to hang out with you guys!
Why didn't we do this when Ani was around?
Did you like the pasta?
Yeah. It was good.
As good as I promised, it would be?
Almost. - I'm so sorry, ma'am!
I'll try and do better, next time!
Alright, I've got to leave. I didn't even bring my car, today.
I'll drop you, then.
Not required. I'm already booking a cab.
Chuck it! I'll... I'll drop you.
Damn! This says, 20 minutes.
It's done. My cab's already here!
So Anika, I can drop you.
When did you book a cab?
I have the Around App on my phone.
It aggregates all the cab services.
You end up getting a cab, from somewhere or the other at any point.
Oh, come on! Why are you guys being so protective?
Chill. I can go alone. - I...
It's not like that. I'm not being protective.
I thought, that... - It's okay. The cab is here, right?
Come on, let's go. Let's not get late. Let's go! - Hey!
Bye. - Catch you later. Thank you.
And bro, the pasta was a little undercooked. Be careful, next time.
Oh, sh*t. I think, I forgot my wallet.
Boss, can you wait for a moment? I'll be right back, okay?
I'll just be back.
What is it?
Listen, you should know...
Know what?
She's Aniket's sister. - So?
So, stay away!
So, stay away.
A**hole! - A**hole!
Consider this a warning.
Consider this a warning.
Idiot!
Idoit!
Now, close the door and go to bed.
Go on!
What a prick, man!
He's right though.
I literally died 13 days ago...
...and you're already hitting on my sister!
You should be protecting her, man!
Dude! That's what I was doing!
I've known you for 7 years. I know your moves, you dog.
Dude she's just had a break up. I was just trying to make her feel good.
What's wrong with you, man? - Break up?
Yeah. - That break up was all your doing!
She'll go into depression... Then you'll give her a shoulder to lean on.
Dude, have you seen her?
Is she herself with him?
You would have done the same thing, if you were here.
You're right.
Except, I won't hit on your sister.
What? What are you thinking about?
You're right.
You wouldn't have done it.
Yes, I wouldn't have done it, but...
...why are you smiling? - Because, I don't have a sister.
Go ahead, mock me. But, promise me, Vineet...
You're not going to hit on her.
Vineet, promise me, man!
I promise.
Jazz? Seriously?
What's wrong? - Nothing. My finger got caught in the door.
Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
This is difficult.
What happened?
Do you remember Aniket's idea in college? About left-handers?
Yeah. - He was so right, man.
Doesn't it make sense? Every damn thing is designed for right-handers.
There's nothing for left-handers. That was a good one.
Yeah, true.
Anyway. I'll see you. Bye.
Okay. Good... Good night. - Bye.
The one on the left.
The one on the left? Why, bro?
Because, I'm a lefty, bro! Duh!
Whatever, Aniket!
What, man?
As an unlucky member of the left handed community in the world...
...my life is quite sad, dude.
Wow! - I need some compensation, right?
Listen to him! He lives a sad life! How come?
Get up!
Get up! - What?
Get up! - Come on, bro.
Give me your right hand.
Now, unbutton your jeans with your left hand.
You're challenging me? - Yes, I am, bro. Let's see you do it.
Okay. Belt.
Hold my belt. - Unbutton it. Okay.
See?
'Okay. That was a prank. But it's true.'
'Most things we use in the world are designed for right-handers...
...making it rather difficult for our left-handed buds.'
'And, when they said, necessity is the mother of invention...
...they weren't kidding. More on that, in a bit.' - Sorry.
No, I didn't do anything. He...
Sh*t!
What just happened, bro? - I'm going home.
Bro! Take your belt! Your pants might fall off again!
You'll get slapped again!
What were you boys doing in the corridor, today?
It was a demonstration, sir. Just a little experiment.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Interesting! What were you demonstrating...
...with your trousers' unzipped?
The truth.
It was a demonstration of the truth, sir.
This is a world for right-handers...
Which makes life for left-handers like me, so fu...
...makes it so sad.
I mean, from wearing clothes to...
...changing belts, in fact, even...
...for this, for writing notes...
...we have to face so many difficulties, sir!
Actually...
What is he doing?
I have found it, sir.
Found it? What did you find?
The solution! - Solution?
The solution to our problems, sir!
Specially made for left-handers.
Door knobs! Belts!
Notebooks and toilet jets!
Sir, just bless us... - Stop it! Stop this!
...and we'll handle the rest.
Thank you, sir. - Thank you so much, sir!
What is this nonsense?
No! Get out!
Let's go, guys! Come on. Let's change the world. - Let's change the world.
Thank you, sir.
Oh, sh*t! That was amazing. Hats off to you, bro! You should be in Bollywood.
Aniket Dey won't really work in Bollywood, right?
How about Aniket Khan?
From the epiglottis! - Dude.
Stuff for left-handers.
I think, it's a freaking great idea, man.
Yeah? - Yeah.
I thought so too, for a moment.
'See that? In order to bail us out of the jaws of the principal...
...Ani came up with something that was quite prolific.'
'We had something on our hands.'
You know what?
Farhan, why don't you pitch this idea to your dad?
What do you think?
Will you speak to your dad? - Yeah, of course, I'll talk to him.
Hey! Did you speak to your dad?
What?
Did he say no?
It's okay. Listen to this.
It's a new thing I've been trying. Listen to it.
'Truth is uncomfortable.'
'But, do you know what hurts more?'
'Lies.'
'Lies, that you tell people.'
'Lies, that they believe, because they think...
... "Farhan won't lie to us!"
'Those hurt like a b***h!'
'One can face the truth, but...
...how do you face yourself?'
Hey Nikhil, you called? - Bollywood meeting, 7 pm. Remember?
Bro, Nikhil, it's... - No, bro.
No Nikhil. - Please, just...
Just this once. - Vineet, you know who I am.
I'm a ruthless, blood sucking parasite...
...who will sell his soul...
...if that that sells him more books.
Dude, come on, man. I mean...
But, I'm your oldest and best friend, too.
Am I not? So that's why, Mr. Vineet Sharma...
...yes! You can walk all over me, tonight.
You're the best, man. - Yes, I am the best.
At being taken advantage of, by my best friend.
Thanks, bro. I owe you one. Okay, bye.
Hey! - Hey, what's up?
Nothing much. - Can you pick me up?
My car has gone for servicing. - Yeah, sure.
You know, what? It totally slipped my mind...
I have some errands to run, so...
You've suddenly got errands to run?
Yeah, something came up so...
Okay. I'll cab it, then. Bye.
What's wrong with you?
Why are you so low? - Nothing. Just thinking of something.
What about?
You know, the conversation we had last night? - About?
Aniket's left is right idea. - Oh, yeah! So?
So, uncle bought the idea?
No.
Sir, it's time to close the bar.
One moment.
But, Ani had said that...
What? - I lied to Ani.
I never spoke to dad about this.
But, why not?
Because, Farhan is a coward!
A spineless piece of sh*t! That's who you are, Farhan.
A guy, who can't ask his dad for the day off, to meet his friends...
...How is he going to get funding for his friend's dream project?
...That too from his father!
Come on, Anika. Give me a break, right?
Vineet, stop it.
He's right.
I'm everything he says I am.
Damn right you are! And you know what, Farhan?
You should stop judging people around you, all the freaking time.
And maybe, look at yourself in the mirror.
For a change. For once.
Should I repeat your drink, sir? - Forget about it, man.
If I order one more, he'll probably burst into tears.
You know what? I'm done here.
You want to stay here, hang around, give him sympathy.
Do you want to sympathise with the baby? Or do you want to come with me?
I think, I'll stay.
You'll stay! Good.
Awesome. Have fun. Best of luck. And, good show, my friend.
Sir, bill.
Listen. - Yes?
Repeat our drinks.
And don't come back for 5 minutes. - Yes, sir.
We'll leave soon.
Now, what? What do you plan to do, now?
I must do what I should have done before.
I saw your pretty complications online, today.
Oh! Anika Dey, are you stalking me?
Stay away from my sister, okay?
Dude, just shut up! Just shut up, just shut up!
You and your sister are driving me insane! Is this a joke?
What do you mean, by my sister and I?
You're mad at me! What did Anika ever do to you?
Vineet, I think we should stop.
Listen, your name is Aniket today and you have to drink 18 beers.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the Beer King Challenge!
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