On your mark...
*Intense waiting...*
*BANG!*
My father: Alright, it's a Northwood girl...
[Omigod, my father didn't even know how good Erika was gonna be lmao] "It's a Northwood girl" hAhaHa!
My incessant father (jk dad, ily): 1200, she's going out fast!
[No duh father! We can all see that!]
She's goin' out fast.
[wooow, such great commentary, he should really by a sports commentator... (¬_¬) ]
Incessant father: I think that's the uh cheerleader.
[lmao, the "cheerleader!" BOI you don't even know]
*More useless commentary*
I think this is Chloe's dad???: It's too fast.
Random lady: Is she a freshman?
My father: She's new, yeah, she's... she's not a freshman, I think she's a junior but she's never run before.
My father: And she didn't run, um... the last meet we did...
*thinks with difficulty* [When ur brain don't work]
...Yorba Linda.
Random Guy: Is that a Northwood?
Father: Yeah, it's a Northwood girl.
Random guy: It's already built, ask Miguel. [Who's Miguel?]
Chloe's Father?: Her right leg... *inaudible*
[Omigod, fetus Erika! Look at her go!]
Father dear: Wow, that was a very fast... *struggles to think in Chinese*
[Man, she be running like Sonic!]
Go Erika! Go Erika! (ง'̀-'́)ง
。゜(`Д´)゜。
Father: Woohoo!
Father: That is a VERY... *struggles to speak da Engrish* fast.
Random person: Saiya!
Father: GO SAIYAAA!
[Goddamn! My wig has been snatched!]
Father: She's eased it back now. [Once again, great commentary dad... ¬_¬]
Chloe's Father?: ...forced to... she was forced to ease it back.
[HUUUUUUUUUU! Even tho she's "eased back" she's still running faster than I do when I see food.]
Father: It's a good lead though...
...just gotta stay focused now.
Chloe's father?: Right?
Chloe's father?: She's doin' well.
[She goin' now... I tell ya, she just stole my wig an' ran]
*announcer guy talking but I can't really hear what he sayin'... somethin about an 800 mark*
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ✧゚・: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)
Random guy: LET'S GO MOLLY!
[Oh no she lowkey dyin! Don't die Erika!]
Incessant Father: Let's see
Incessant Father: Wow, a (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ 2:37 ☜(゚ヮ゚☜) 800. Uh oh...
There goes da Sasaiya!
In the famous words of Aleks Crampton: Go Sassy!
Commentator Father: She ran a very fast...
Father: Yeah, she's doin very well.
Father: Well if you pace off--if you see where Sasaiya is...
*praises for Erika*
Chloe's father?: It's a little fast on the first one but she's doin great.
Father Lai: She's doin' great!
Father Lai: I mean, this is the last lap so she's doin great!
Chloe's Father?: Yep, she's gotta kick it in now.
Father Lai: Uh oh, she's dyin...
...but she did well.
Father Lai: She's uh--
Yes Erika! You finish that lap! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Father Lai: J-Serra
[Almost there! Run like ur being chased by them cops!]
Father Lai: GOOD JOB NORTHWOOD! [Lmao, my dad called Erika 'Northwood']
[Gosh darn it Father! You cut off her hand-off! I am thoroughly triggered... ರ_ರ]
[Nice hand-off by Sasaiya to Sarah... man, I wonder what she up to now.]
Father Lai: She's (Emily) right here, yeah...
Father Lai: That's Jennifer, Jennifer Lin! [Yeah Jennifer!] She used to be varsity.
Father Lai: She, she-- *struggles to speak cuz he old*
[And there go my sister]
Father Lai: Well, they're only doin--they're only doing a 400 so, just go as fast as you can...
[Yeah! Look at Jennifer go! That's my Jennifer!]
[And a nice hand-off to fetus Micaela]
[There goes Ms. Stevens and her Rapunzel-like hair]
[Man, stop cuttin off them hand-offs!]
Father Lai: Here comes Emily.
Father Lai: C'MON EMILY!
Someone: NICE JOB!
[And she passes off to fetus Victoria]
Father Lai: So what's this--this one? [The 800 duh!]
Father Lai: Two times around.
[Who r u supposed to be filming?]
[I see nothing...]
Father Lai: Oh this girl. ['Oh this girl'? Does she look like Northwood to you?]
Father Lai: Here comes Micaela.
[Where?]
OMIGOD it's fetus Micaela! She's so smol!
[I think this was a dark time for my father where he didn't know many names yet]
[Okay, I'm tired, it's like 10:14 PM and I haven't even started homework yet so no more captions bi... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]
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