Taimur is a kid who wasn't born but instead released.
*weird noise*
I mean people work hard to become famous.
and this kid was born famous.
Saif Ali Khan's sperm is a celebrity in itself.
*thumping noises*
wow!
"I just gave you a celebrity."
Our esteemed media is quite obsessed with this kid.
I mean an uncomfortable kind of obsessed.
Taimur's makeover look. Leaving other star kids behind in being stylish.
Who made Taimur's mood bad, crying so loudly?
*disappointment*
It's not even media's fault, they are already bought.
and the one's who are not, they are kept quite through intimidation.
So there is no other option than Taimur.
I mean just look at the way they covered Sridevi's death.
*Indian news is dead*
Dude at least do the enactment properly.
You are lying in a cheap bathtub and she died in a rich man's bathtub.
There is a difference.
Their 200-300 kids dying in Syria, farmers are protesting.
Nananana. We won't cover that.
Sridevi's bathtub is a killer, that's more important.
Our media is so stupid they went to the exam centre of students giving their boards.
Have a look.
Uhh today was the physics exam for the class 12.
Let's see what the students think of the question paper.
Excuse me?
Can you talk to us for the moment about the question paper?
Uh Hi, can you talk to us about the question paper? How was it?
*fuck off bitch*
hi
Dude! They are already fucked and you are poking them.
They are tired, they are disappointed, their parents are soon gonna be disappointed.
Do you even know how much pressure they are in?
And you are like- "How did you paper go?
How was the question paper, were questions easy or hard?"
Shut the fuck up
*SSC Scam protests*
You're balls drop off if told to go and ask how were these kids question paper?
NO. You know BJP will fuck you over.
And guess what Modiji has an answer for all this whole SSC scam.
Exam Warriors
Modi has written a book on exam pressure, stress and how to deal with it.
It's like saying, you are anyway fallen in a sewer
So instead of pulling you out, we will teach you how to swim in it.
In this book, Modi has personally written 25 tips to beat exam stress.
Festivals? Nobody ever suicides because of festivals.
Ever heard, "On Diwali 10 kids due to pressure to burn crackers
hung themselves up from a fan!"
NO
And how do you know, have you ever given exams? Did you even study?
You fucking Teaseller.
= Modi is an actor.
Mitron, all the world's a stage.
And all the men and women, merely players, Miton.
Really? If you do, then its fine. If we do then it's cheap.
If you do then it's a miracle. If we do it then it's a rape.
And from cheating I remember, our education system is so fucked up.
Cheat Mafia kind of organisations exist in our country.
I'll make sure Hollywood bigshots are gonna give what you want
They start shooting in a week.
I am gonna make him an offer, he can't refuse.
Eh Cheat Mafia, I don't know the answer of this question.
Please pass the chits.
Dude! Even a blind invigilator will catch this much cheating.
But who cares right?
We only care about, Taimur.
Come lets smell this beautiful fragrance from Taimur's body.
Not an article but a propoganda.
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