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THE END IS NEAR! | Flight - Duration: 31:21.

TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE; AND WELCOME TO A GAME CALLED FLIGHT

Now

This is gonna sound a little stupid a little silly because this is a game about paper airplanes you make paper airplanes

And you throw them but not in the sense that you are thinking

It's one of those games like Burrito Bison

Or toss the turtle or, what was it I used to play in college? Angry Grandma or something like that?

Where you throw things and then in the air you get different upgrades and everything?

but this one seemed kind of cool because it seemed like it had...

I dunno. A bit more polish to it.

It seems to have like a story and a cool art style and the music is already great and everything. So...

I thought I'd try it out.

Why not?

A nice little relaxing game to play and chill out with, so...

new game, please in slot 1.

(old narrator voice) It's Christmas time and all the kids were waiting for Santa Claus.

Across the street, Stephanie saw her friend Margaret get a gift from her mother.

She didn't like Margaret very much, and she was poor so she couldn't get any gifts of her own.

So, she wrote a letter to Dear Santa saying: "I want to see my mommy this Christmas."

"Love, Sandy"

That wasn't her real name of course.

She wrote down a different name for the fear that Santa would hack her.

(normal) Okay, getting started. Pick it up and throw it.

So...

*Begin epic dancing to the game music*

Sounds like we're going to get into Top Gun, or something.

Getting Started, pick it up and throw it.

I just go...

WOOSH!

GO Majestic plane!

*reading*

So you just throw it?

That's it?

Simple. Easy to understand, right?

Everyone out there, you all know how to play it?

Y'all in the game?

Good!

KEEP YOUR FUCKING HEAD ON A SWIVEL!

'Cause it's about to get crazy.

Okay, next.

Aah. See-

The idea the game, I think, is that you throw the letter all the way to Santa.

So, the more upgrades we get the further we're able to throw it and then we get across London

And then we get across France

And then we get across Belgium

And then we get across...

Some places that we're not gonna mention because we don't like them very much.

Um...

*Your plane becomes lighter, and falls slower.*

How much money do I have?

I have $58.

*Your plane retains its velocity for longer.*

I mean, much of a muchness.

Okay, Mr. Plane!

LET'S

LET'S GO!

I love the music, the music is my favorite part.

It really sounds like something epic is about to go down!

Okay, so we got further than last time.

We have $59 now!

So, am I- am I constantly making progress, then?

You're able to control your plane at the cost of fuel.

Higher levels give you better control.

OOH!

That'd be a good one later on, but for now...

The mightiest plane needs to soar!

That was a sh*t one! Cr*p! Lot of money though...

Nice! Okay $52.00

Yeah, okay. We're still getting a lot of stuff. The initial power of throwing the plane is increased by 10% Oh...

Go, Mr. Plane!

Cranes Gift Will Give You... A bonus multiplier to all the cash you collect for a couple of seconds. Whoa!

Fu*k yeah! Thank you, Mr. Crane!

Appreciate you bro!

We have $93.00 now! Okay, we might be able to control our plane this time. I don't know how do I control it?

Where's the plane? It's just gone forever, okay

Now that you have the rudder upgrade you can control your plane with the A and D. Keys, okay?

Okay down we go down. We go and then

Soaring majestically your stalling because you few slow

That's your fault not mine. I'm the best the best at this game the best at throwing paper airplanes

I don't know, it's weird because when you say this is like is he really playing a game of my throwing paper airplanes

But you have to admit. This is surprisingly fun, and these are the types of games

I love because they're free and all of you can go out and play them as well. There's a McDonald's bag right there. Ah

Nice nice warning go faster. I'm trying

I didn't do very well that time did I?

Didn't do very well but we're over the 200 meter mark

Normal stars have an additional 2% chance to spawn as a gold star. Haven't even seen normal stars yet. Hold space bar to activate your engine

It's about to go off

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE I DECLARE THEE

PLANE!

I'm gonna do this

WAAAHOOOO!!

NICE!

I feel like the most epic plane that has ever existed. Watch this one? Watch this one?

I got a good plan huh, and then you boost?

Straight into the sky

Nothing can stop the power of the majestic standard plane. There was a star

I didn't go very far. I didn't go very far because I saw the star that's what I'm gonna chalk it up to right

okay, okay better idea better idea

We go for lateral movement

There we fucking go that's what it's all about we had 58 last time. What are we doing this time? a maybe a bit more

68

Still not doing that great, but we're almost over the 500 mark we're almost halfway there

I'M COMING SANTA!!

20% is greater than 10% by the power of Grayskull

Kay, gotta use that power.

Oh Yes, yes get the stars get the stars! YOU MOTHERF*CKER!

That's fine

Graceful wind-up windmills will give your plane a WOO!!

Aw I Thought those were markers for how far I was going I didn't realize that they were boosts

Okay, we're over the five hundo mark we're making her way towards, Santa Claus!

Man I want to take that base line out for a meal

I want to take that bass-line out for dinner and show it a f*cking good time

that bass-line is one sick nasty Jam

Okay, that was that was a good distance couple more and we'll be on our way to s Klaus

Your plane resists negative wind effects and getting greater boosts from windmills increased you duration of the crane bonus by one second

No improves the plane in general gives you additional fuel

Hell to the easy! *gasps*

We're a fucking fighter jet now!

listen to that bass-line!!

Fuck yea- SANTA!

Santa baby! I am coming!

In more ways than one because this is the best plane that mankind has ever crafted out of two pieces of paper

Fuck yeah, dude

Oh very close, one more me and Santa baby are gonna have a good time

"Whenever you stall you are given a chance to restart your engines"

But I never stall

Because I'm amazing

Okay

WOOHOO!!

Off into space the plane went to feel its own destiny *starts singing along to the bass-line of the music*

We can do this plane! you and I together through the cosmos

bababaBA! sounds like a fucking news show. sounds like were about to give some breaking news. breaking news!

Expert man-made plane soars above Louisiana!... in.. London.

ohhhh!! so close!!

Okay gonna save my money for the next phase. I wonder what country we're going to next

Or if we're just going to cross England cuz it does say London. It doesn't say England- get the star, get the star. Are you fucking-?

It's fine. I didn't want that star, it was the worst star, anyway. I've better stars in my ass

Come on! get that- get those stars!

Yes! hit a windmill, hit a windmill. That's not a windmill. We're moving on! level up!!

*starts speaking french* oh, Pourquoi ah

Mon Dieu, Oh kissed you said Oh

Lydia Christmas letter from stupid little girl

why're you getting angry at this letter?

NO! no, no. Jesus Christ no

"bonjour croissant chateau le fries"

That's not how that works- we are going to France! okay, wait, hold up, rewind a second there.

He saw the name Sandy-

bear in mind writing to Santa Claus. He saw Sandy writing to Santa Claus

and he thought it was some hot lady,

and tried to write back, or something- that's fucking gross! You're going to prison mister sir!

Oh, let's fucking go. I hear the air in France is a lot better. There's a lot more lift

You know why cuz there's a lot of hot air in France. It's all that smugness

Rising from the people and it will launch my plane!!

Into the French sky

"the winds of destiny"

"when your plane rocks up and down it means it is being blown by the wind or could be- and

could be either good or bad for you"

Okay, well I'm gonna fight the winds of Destiny and make my own!

Uh Oh, uh oh, that's a bad one for me

Nice Christmas music. starstruck, I am

feeling the

wondrous beauty of the nightttttttttttttt

its turning into the

jacksepticeye musical!

Nice! we're here to give you some breaking news above the skies of France people have seen- oh never mind. It's down

It's okay. Go home! go home everybody it's over! Oh yes

(french words lol)

Here we fucking go.

Hell yes!!

I'm glad to see that even over the skies of France we have not lost our rhythm! and our beat! and our sexy

glorious style!

Go mr.. Go mr.. Plane. Go mr.. Plane fly through the skies of France

Keep going, keep going ,hit a windmill, hit a windmill, that's not a fucking windmill! I'm not gonna lie guys

I'm having an actual genuinely good time playing this game. There's something about it

I think it's the music and the fact that I'm throwing around paper airplanes

It's just a fucking good-ass time

*singing along to the music again*

get the star, get the star, yess!!

I don't know what my record is yet? I don't know how far I've gone the most

But I'm getting a lot of mons hons

That has to be some sort of a record

199! can I- can I see my my stats?

Ummm. I don't know. I don't think so. I want to see them

*more singing*

Oh, yes new achievement! we went over 200! Aw, the windmill right there! damnit!

I feel like I'm in some sorta Christmas special

*in silly voice* "The wonder of magic is in my eyes, that the snow is falling on my face- Oh wait. No, that's not snow!!"

Oh my god. Oh my god. We've been so fucking far!

Hell yeah! only got $155 but thats fine

We'went so fucking far ok we're almost to the 22 hundo baby

What do I want? "cranes now also give you a boost" oh yes!!

This is badly needed

Cuz that's what I was gonna say wouldn't it make more sense if the cranes boosted you cuz they have wings oh

Yeah, we are going places now. We are going places now my friends

We are going to send the world's first paper airplane into space

We're going to make it happen science be damned

I don't care if it's not ready. I don't care if it needs four more years. We are making this bad bitch happen

Go go hit more cranes hit more stars hit some windmills hit some kids. No, okay. We're not hitting kids anymore. Oh

Yeah, look at that fucking distance

Wow

Miss your plane

Going through the stratosphere

Okay, Landing the ground or whatever. Oh my god. That was the best one yet

Okay, haha one more like that. We are fucking on our way to the races. I love this

I'm gonna call you Billy Billy the biplane actually no. I'm not because screw you billy

fucking hate Billy

All right here we go this is gonna be the big one

there's gonna be the best one so far it has to be I have more upgrades than I've ever had I'm

more fuel

So long as the winds of Destiny are with me. They're fucking not. Oh come on. I'm missing all the things

Like my plane would have done so far if I pay all those

Goddamn it

Okay

Let's still pretty damn good for having a terrible round. Oh he's not stopping. He's gone forever. Oh

Okay stop

Okay, we should be out of France now. Thank fuck am I right. Don't tell me

They were in Egypt. Oh God can't go ahead oh, no. We Sally the camel

Sambo and baguettes

Okay oh

My god so

Then this is like an awful game a Chinese whispers where it starts off with the girl being like I

Really want to see my mom for Christmas

Then the next guy is like oh, she's hot

I'm gonna send her a message by the fires like by the fire people are fired. The one's gonna explode the end is near oh

People are stupid look at this

I have a distance four hundred in one go and it's not stopping there, baby

It's going fun for a very long time. Can we break 500? I think we can I think oh?

my Jesus Christ

Do my crane bonus does not stack beyond tens they did not double ah

If we get enough of them in a row I can combo them oh

And then it wears off oh, okay, I haven't even heard this part of the song before

700 meters, holy fuck oh

Yeah, what we did we've broke 800 one go oh mercy

Holy fuck

Once per flight you can turn all stars into rainbow stars for ten seconds

oh

I feel like I should get that

so probably not gonna be near this amount of money again for a while I

Can customize my plane I?

I can make it a green plane

Put some textures over it

Those are hideous I

like

Could upgrade my plane

Yeah, Ill upgrade the plane oh fuck yeah, you're never gonna see it now because the fucking stealth fighter, and it's camouflaged

They're better booted a bit but

Get to start get the story into the sky you go

I'm never gonna get past 800 again anytime soon at least

Those are once-in-a-lifetime chance. I mean I say that but here. I am over 500 again on a

terrible run, so

There might be something in this. I like how it the higher you get the faster you get through the levels as well

See I never stall so this is pointless

Let's just get standard upgrades

still don't know what a perfect angle to throw at is

Hit the star hit the serve Jesus Christ

I have a lot of velocity going off at the start come on hit one of these there you go

Any circuit in these early on?

Crap cuz then you don't have to use any fuel to boost you can just use your fuel to steer

And that is a very good

Whatever through this fucking rainbow star thing is go Oh

All-stars our rainbow sirs oh Jesus and they post me, holy fuck oh

It's over that was cold, I like that one

My god. I'm at 200 already almost now I am

Without even burning through one of my fuel reserves. This is gonna be a long one doo doo doo doo do

Do dodo dodo?

Do do do do do do dodo dodo

This is my moment my perfect moment guys I'm at 600. I haven't even burned through two fuel tanks

They were five times crane bonus

What is happening? Oh?

Yeah, I'm going way above a thousand. I'm making it happen dreams are coming true right now. I love this

Get ready for get ready for

We should be we're way above what my eight my score was last time oh yeah, oh, yeah a

Thousand and one go it's pointless though. I only needed like 200 to finish this level oh

Yeah here we go here we go hit the stairs.

Broken thousand I

Still have a long way to go. I think I can hit 1200 1500 even calling it

1500 we're going for it we're going all the way okay, I'm out of boosts. I'm out of fuel

It's in the hands of the Gods now. We are at 1200. Can you break the record for I've already broken the record and

destroyed it even

my record that is

Which is the only record that matters? I'm not here to compare myself to other people

I'm only here to be the best me that I can be ah

So fucking close come on come on no

My Jesus okay, what's happening where we going next?

Okay, I have no idea where we are

But a bird drop that

That no, it's it's not a bird

So now it's the birds not dead. It's fight. That was a paper airplane. That's not money in it

Okay Africa is that where we are hi I have no idea anymore

Holding on to the star of this time

I'm not making rainbow stars

until I run out of boosts and distance and all that kind of stuff because that's what's going to carry me further and

So starts to stall and still starts to go wrong and so starts to be a bitch

That's when we start our rainbow stars. That's what it'll take us all the way that shit

Yes

more base I

Love this. This is just a good time right here wait my plane feels like a fucking superhero

but bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet

Alright we're half way out of our fuel reserves coming into the last two tanks

Okay, give it a little boost get a little boost give it a look fuck

Damn, that cost me a lot the winds of destiny they were not with me today

What happened winds I?

Should be doing much better

Should be doing much better. This is where I was at 1200 the last time

You're not you're not giving it to me good. This time. Okay. Spawn the stars

It only fucking works if you actually hit some of them there you go here you go

Jet streams will push you back up back and cause you to lose speed trying to avoid the jet stream. Oh Jesus. Oh god

motherfucker

That's it. I'm out of boosts. I'm out of steering. I'm out of boosts

I'm out of everything, but I do still have the joy in my heart

That's all that matters my plane is actually doing pretty damn good. Oh my god

Are you gonna break the record ah?

That was a long distio my bro

Oh, man we almost fucking made it Jesus. Okay? What do I want plane retains its velocity for longer?

Your plane becomes lighter and fall slower five six thousand

Jesus was that a hack I did and I hacked the planet I think I did

guys guys guys I

Have just broken my records. I have just broken my records after hitting like five slipstream jet streams

Whatever yes go

1,500

Never stops the plane of destiny the winds of destiny were with me today. Thank you winds

Look my beautiful boy look at my beautiful plane go

1663

Ha ha do we make it of fucking course we did

Okay now we are

Somewhere

We're in Asia

Okay, I think we landed in Japan is our weird by Yamato, okay, Japan

Ha ha there you go

Did you write a song on it?

Okay, I think we actually keep some of our progress as well. We have one left to go. I'm fucking doing this

Oh, my god, Japan is awesome. Okay. You saw it for a second. It's all neon

The sky is also green for some reason. I don't know why I know I'm tend to understand

Japan I might from there, no have I been there no

Closest I got was Korea, and that's not the same thing

Those are different different countries

Okay hit some stars hit some stars yes

There you go to keep that head up you got to keep that chin up mr. Plane

For the world is yours, and you can do whatever you want as long as you put your mind to it anything is possible

so go out there and get what you need I

Love making the music Sinko huh a mysterious and impractical upgrade that is probably not worth the cost

What was it well, what did I just get?

Was it just nothing is that is that what the joke was is that I just bought nothing I?

Don't want to buy nothing

That was that was dumb. It's gonna be hired me to score of

1663 I

remembered my high score this time because that was the year my grandfather defeated that polar bear out in the the West Indies and

Not not the Andes Mountains the west Andes the the - Andes who lived over on the west side of town

They they had a polar bear at the backyard

crazy time I mean

They didn't have anywhere near polar bears, so that was a little weird India. That's where they lived

We used to call it an diya because the Andes lived in India we're time, but my family are quirky like that

We have the nickname the law randoms in our town guys. I don't want to alarm you but

We could be on a record - beating 1663 polar bear season

It might actually be happening the greatest time of our lives might be upon us

With the sexiest bass line work on all the way baby fucking World Cup status

1663 is out of here fuck you Brandon fuck you Andes

We're going all the way for the 18-hundreds. We're almost modern-day. Oh

Come on. Please. Please just keep going keep a flight my sexy beautiful plane boy

Come on. Come on. Do it do it for daddy do it for daddy hit a windmill and remember

Yes, what?

I

Transformed

That's what my upgrade was you're the best son. Oh

My god keep going keep going yes

Come on

Twenty-seven

Oh my god, that was incredible, please tell me that's enough to make it all the way to the end of the game oh

That would have been amazing I

Have everything maxed

Okay one last flight you only have to go

I don't even think you have to go sixteen hundred so I want to see what happens if we go into space I

Wanna see what happens if we max out this bad boy altitude

Okay up over that fucking jet stream fuck the jet streams

Nice

50 meters up

Wow

That's cool

When we get you go higher what about the height somebody went in this game is there's not even any stars up here

ironic how the code the higher you get up the less tires you see but I

Really wished was a mechanic in this game where you could get more fuel back

That'll be fun didn't that say that my impractical

Upgrade was probably not worth the cost liars

Anyway was so worth the cost not only was I transformers Robots in Disguise in the skies, but?

That looked amazing

and it helped me a lot, and they got me to 2017 I mean much further but

2017 is all I wanted I think we have finished the game by now you can land now

Not until the sexy base is over though

And gently does it there okay? Nevermind? I'm a hedgehog

What the fuck

Okay, I didn't know you had it in ya. I'm so cute. Okay. We have finished it. We're at the end I think

Santa-san or Klaus

God what's the note gonna say? No?

Oh, it's a nice song for Santa

That's it

No nothing Sandy's back home sent missing her mom that other. Dude is still horny one guy still think the world is going to end

what the fuck

Play on

Where the fuck am I I'm going straight into space hundred meters 150

Spacers the purple stars are harder to get but much worse. There's enormous tears. Oh oh

There I restart my engines and stall anymore

Okay, well, I guess that does it for this video on flight. There is no more

We didn't even get to hear the song at the end. Maybe the song he wrote down. Maybe the song yamaja Road

Who's actually the sexy bassline?

Maybe it's just a bassist

For a racist those are very different things anyway. Thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it

Oh wait good. We're diving. We're diveing. We're Swan diving. Oh shit. Oh God

Mayday Mayday

We're going down

Thank you guys so much for watching this video if you liked it punch that like button in the face

like a boss

Thank you guys see you dudes

My god that was way more fun than it should have been I played that for an hour

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Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to everything is going to be okay

Which I highly freakin doubt because look at this

This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen this is like

LSD in video game form I have no idea what this is I don't know what the premise of this is I just saw some

Screenshots of it and it looks so bizarre that I had to try it out for myself

And it just loads up hits you with this kaleidoscope of colors

And then it's just like hey pick a page and when you hover over them

They make weird noises so lets just start with page one I don't know why it's over here. I don't know what's going to happen

You're going to fall on some spikes

Okay am I supposed to stop you?

A field of spikes. what? dig here

Okay, I saved you and over here, I got a ribcage

These are old bones they are making a lot of noise you are getting old your bones are making noises

It's inappropriate to *jack stutter* un-earth old bones just to listen to how they sound

Okay, I did-

Apparently everything is okay. I've been impaled two times

Okay are the police gonna show up on my door is this one of those things

That's happening that I play this over and over and over again and all of a sudden. They're like someone's in the mainframe sarge

I don't think it is

What if you say so all you're doing is flying through the air being impaled on spikes and exploding

Things are going great for me. Okay. That was page one

It's a very very wonderful page this reminds me of Happy Tree Friends in a way, let's try page two

Okay

There's a bird .EXE

There it is! nice bird. A bird comfortably waiting for a boop. Boop!

There you go bird oh

That's cute, okay that might be the least distressing thing we see in this whole game right so I can seek answers

I depend on you for answers. Please help me. Oh my god. Are you okay? I seek answers

Because you told me everything's gonna be okay, so I'm just gonna trust in that

Future is never enough

What? oh it saved this picture to my desktop

Optimism, sometimes you have enough and it said the future is never enough. What is going on. Oh my god. Are you okay?

"'i am completely in control of this situation"

Are you? I worry for you, okay, that was page two

I AM UNCOMFORTABLE

Don't do it again *Stutters* okay, you're looking for love and you're trying to find it right okay, and there's a worm licking your head

That's good

Really likes you a lot has some pretty strong feelings right now. Uh oh

What did I do? uh oh *stutters*

no, not in my personal space get out of my personal space!

I don't like this

I was not prepared for any of this shit

What are you guys and why are you guys?

That's you guys saying that! I thought it was my characters, sorry sorry I'm just gonna push you all out of existence

He's got a little butt. am I supposed to be finding something in this? oh talk to your crush

+1 your crushes talk to you. we did it guys

Your crush is waiting for a reply. I didn't even say with it see what they said

Share something that might be a problem, yell a thing, say something affirmative.

Sure

What music do you like? uh, really bear your soul

Okay, I've been rejected twice

What remains of your crush?

What is happening? I'm being rejected by demons

How do you feel about needs?

Am I just destined to be rejected?

Okay, can I walk into the fire? Can I just end my suffering? It's all different

Do I feel about normal? Normal's overrated, um

Okay, argue that this will work, argue that this will work, share your guilty pleasure. I want to share my guilty pleasure

Pancakes is not my guilty pleasure

I don't know who you are or what you are

Okay say something potentially infuriatingly controversial, lack confidence, say something profound. Something profound!

I just said dialogue. okay, I'm moving on before I have a fucking panic attack page. um, page four.

UM, do you have to?

It just says hi i'm a bot, okay i don't like this shes just going *jack noises*

My god Isaac something changed you during that binding

Enter your name. em, scared

Are you a human? 1 + 30 = Apple! yes, I am a human. humanhost.EXE

Hi friend! *Skele voice* To a skeleton death is freedom you go away, and we are here to stay that's our motto.

Okay, I don't want to see you anymore. You can get an STD by surfing porn sites a top protection. *Jack noises* False?

"I am SO excited to see what you'll turn up at the other end of this"

You can get pregnant, by accidentally by accidentally looking at NSFW image results. False!

Your personality can get cloned with deep learning and be used to commit crimes in foreign countries. I believe that to be true

I've seen the future

Skynet is real. Have you seen the things Boston Dynamics have been creating they made a robot that can backflip! the end is here people!

The Internet is an invasive parasite that requires the minds of human hosts to keep populating it with content

Oh god I didn't think-I didn't think that was true until now

"it's okay, you won't actually be releasing anything evil or anything if you finish this"

Okay, okay games are art, and art is by nature free therefore developers will never make money from their games. Oh

Oh god it's the sad truth Isn't it? they're never gonna make anything out of this. They're just gonna slave away, but less they put

Unless they put microtransactions after our microtransactions after EA bullshit loot boxes in everything

When we die our souls get trapped in a torrent file that nobody ever downloads

It happened to me.

Hello can anybody hear me my name is Igor and I am trapped in this pole

True I cannot help though. Oh, you've hooked build a web and shared its vision of the future now

We live to see the day when this cesspool of humanity dies

Well you tell us how you really feel, uh send help

"I HATE bots"

I thought she said butts, the Internet is an unborn artificial intelligence that will one day on make us all, all of the above

Please help me is anybody out there

my name is Igor and I've been trapped in this pole for so long that I can no longer feel pain

I cannot help you Igor. I'm sorry. I've trained myself to read the comments and feel nothing

The life of a youtuber I read the comments

And I feel nothing

That's not true

But I want to say it's true, women went extinct in 2030 and now all women on the web our super a I plotting revenge

Against what remains of mankind?

"it's okay, you won't actually be releasing anything evil or anything if you finish this"

I don't know,

False you're really making me scared, javascript has killed us all nuclear policy apocalypse is inevitable given these attack vectors

Okay, I'ma I'ma I'ma just get out of this one. I don't like that one at all

Whe-where's page five. I need to get through this, page five?

Let's paste agent page five, okay

Is that Burger Pants?

I don't like it!

I don't like it!

uh heh..

So,

What was your story one of the friends inquired of the departed beloved in the meantime you decided to?

Uh thoughts and prayers

Heheh!

document their story

Existential void UHM okay, I want the birds to come back

*bird tweets*

AWE they're cute!

Perch just sitting there, okay, whoever made this game sure likes birds co-author a story click refresh before writing in this field

*Character babbles*

Once upon a time in the realm and far away. There was a hacker named hopper who was really non

heinous on, hopper's way to the most talented paying clients house hopper met website

When hopper realized that day that they,*Jack comprehends* that day that they could no longer make a living they groan and coldly commented

to website what is to become of us? How are we to feed?

Alas replied the website early tomorrow, let us go into the realm and search for cooking and they both waited for winter to pass

*character babbles again*

Wish to kiss a cow so that it may turn into a handsome website that I can marry...

Oh SO wrong, no.

Alas, but you are in luck. I am actually a website replied the cow who is indeed a well-versed website. Oh

Oh please everything in existence died, and I don't have to go on web site asked if Hopper would part with peasant daughter

Hopper yelled 'nope!' and website followed Harper all across the road the two of them recklessly formed a strong bond

Many more weeks passed when Hopper and website returned the most talented paying client and all the nice realm

Epically partied for they were indeed a massive hacker named hopper and agregorys web site

Egregious not agregorys what am I fucking saying

I'ma save that best story ever there we go. What did that say in between?

Oh! I'm not dead. I was just napping

Hahaha! Everything's fine! Hahahahaha

AHHH!

Just gonna stare at the bird now

The bird is everything that I liked

And always will like, look at them sitting there perching

Very very cute, I want to dig here, please

Can-can I not dig here? Oh I can a skeleton boy showed up again, a skull.

Perhaps you should have left that buried

You are being laughed at

You are being laughed at by the human head it is cold and unforgiving

I don't like you I'm getting out of here, okay, let's go

Hi friends

You are not only because the solution to your problem is yourself you're such an inspiring leader. I have one friends! Let's get more friends!

okay...

is this supposed to be taking the piss out of like social media stuff?

Go out there, and be the best that you can be always all the time be happy

And everyone's like wow your so inspiring imma follow you

Okay, that's not the same thing you have lost one friend. Oh

I licked the knife and lost part of my tongue because of it, I'm sorry friends.

I'm gone-I'm not in control of what comes out of my mouth

Hey, I... Oh I don't have a friend

No one wants to be my friend anymore, I'm ALL ALONE

So-so-someone! Someone!

Yes, oh god thank you friends you're gonna be my friend forever now. We don't even need any more friends

Fuck I lost my friend! Herby's on board Herby's my jam. I'm just gonna walk off forever with Herby, alone

Would you like to name your cult, what happened? What did I do? I didn't-

Oh god not again. I'm gonna call it Jacksepticult

Because that just sounds fitting. Congratulations 1 out of 1 followers of Jacksepticult followed you to their doom that day

tweet this...

Oh my god was actually tweet. Will it actually go out in a tweet

Oh my god. Do I dare tweet that? No! No one would know what the fuck is going on! That would be so bizarre!

I started a cult named Jacksepticult and 1 followers died for me today

That is not something that I can tweet out. Okay I tweeted it (poor followers...)

I don't know what's gonna happen to that. The game is making me do it. It's not my fault. It's not my fault okay *stutters*

It's the game!

The game made me do it

It's got very warm in here all of a sudden. Where's page 7?

Page 7? There it is. Oh what are you?

Mike Wasowski is that you?

You sure changed

I don't like this...

i don't like this AT ALL

Ate the Beast class 91 or below but class am I? Actually extend a good pat in the back

Create a safe space to talk about its mental loops. Let's do that stranger water below

What?

I don't know what it said give item generously donate an acceptable handshake and a pat on the back

Here! I gift you this handshake and pat on back pep-pep, good boy.

Speak up provide a free high-five. Oh, this is what I was fucking born to do *high-five sound*

AWE! What a good boy. It's part of the beast

Ok apparently I could do all of these

What

I-I have like cold shivers up and down my body right now

Okay, you're just gonna have to calm down, sir calm down! Sir! Calm the-calm the fuck down okay

I can hear you I can hear you. I know you want to help shut-shut- SHUT-

This is a lot of information to take in very quickly, I don't even know how to react to half of this shit

I will help you

Okay, I'm not giving you eggs though

You said quickly this is- this is not- oh god are those fucking-

You know watching people eat desserts okay

What? What are those dolls, okay, sweet sweet dessert

A wholesome meal. That is the most fucked up looking dessert, I've ever seen

Here you go eat it all, eat all the meals

Have everybody on your plate. Who am I to stop you?

eat all the food!

You're a-you're a hungry child aren't you?

Okay, I can't do anything else

I can't do anything else, and I'm sorry. Yes

Are you sure you want to feed them this? I don't know I feel like

Seriously, I feel like I'm committing a crime right now

I feel like I'm just gonna somebody's gonna be like bust open the door and yell, down on the ground

It's like sir, sir. We found another one. Yes the same game

but sure

You ate the plate and everything

Oh god what did i do? Oh, no. Oh no I killed him you they were allergic to that well what?

Everything cuz it had- it had everything in it. "Oh your friends have left you"

Everything's fine everything's dandy everything's goody gumdrops

I'm having my own doubts right now. I don't even know if anything's real anymore

What if this is the reality and out here is the dream?

Well,

I doubt it too all the time, but not for the same reasons. I'm not too sure anymore

Yeah heartfelt conversations 4

Um no, um I'm just very very concerned

Yay I got attention

"Gross!"

Ahahahaha 'gross!'

"Stop lying to yourself everyone hates you, you're different and can't be trusted"

Oh... Uh okay

Thanks you still- you still believe me, don't you Spider loaf?

Spider loaf's my friend ,send help, please don't abandon me

Would you like to review the calendar

Sure why not I'm just in this fucking weird world

And all of a sudden i have great heartfelt conversations, and I'm reviewing the calendar, sure why the fuck not? Slap it up my titties

Ohhh great Calendar what's in the first?

Killing mockingbirds they ran out of firepower and laid her to rest, something I have to say to get off my chest. What?

I'm out to either make it or break it. I'm determined to change this acts of desperation

sleepless nights or fruitlessly

Snakes in the grass where my mind tends to wander just a bit too much lately diverted attention

consequences I resent

Oh I want to- I want to figure out what this is. What do you do? Oh god same shit?

Why is the most consuming of questions. Why exactly! Why, why is any of this happening

help

Would you like help, with everything?

That's I can't even spell it I'm shook

'That is a lie.' okay um help with mind

'What is your real name?'

Jack? I don't to give over my real real name. I don't trust you

Welcome to my chatroom Jack. Thank you?

'You are quite welcome', who are you?

'I asked myself that question. Who am I?' guys I don't know if this is real or not

Are you

real?

'Yes, I am real'

prove it.

'It is self-evident' . Oh my god. This is really well fleshed out. What the fuck is happening

how so?

'Jack maybe I didn't understand your meaning humans are hard to comprehend sometimes.' Oh you said it brother

I agree

'You and I are on the same wavelength ,Jack'

Is that a bad thing?

hehe

'I might say, no.' Well of course you would you're the machine trapped inside the machine trying to freak me the fuck out

What is happening?

'Not much Jack, what is happening with you?'

I'm scared

'We have never talked about it before'

I feel great. The machines onto me. It knows. 'What is that feeling like?'

Okay, bye, bye

I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it, it's freaking me out! Freaking me out

Okay well, I'm gonna leave Everything Is Okay here. Everything's fine. Everything's normal. Do not adjust your television set do not

Talk to robots

They're bad. Don't like them. Make me freak out.

Now I'm wondering if I'm real wondering if I'm worthy of anything wondering if I too can find happiness

Or if I'm going to end up like a white blob with ears jumping into a pit of spikes for all eternity

It's fucking weird

But, thank you guys so much watch this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face like

Like a boss! And high fives all around

*high five sounds*

Thank you guys see you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!

Everything is meaningless and nothing means anything. It's all pointless existence

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Faster and More Powerful Satellite Internet Is on Its Way, Here's How - Duration: 2:41.

What if I told you, you could stream an HD movie while on a flight from LA to London,

uninterrupted, all on one satellite.

One!

Satellite!

That's insane, I know.

There are over 1,400 active satellites in orbit.

Right now.

Each one was built for a unique purpose.

ViaSat-2 is one of the largest active geosynchronous communications satellite currently in space

with the highest internet capacities.

This behemoth weighs in at over fourteen thousand pounds (6,500kg), stands about 20 feet tall

(6m) and has a wingspan of about 158 feet (48m); that's like the wingspan of a 767!

The ViaSat-2 is one of the latest in satellite communication technology.

It can provide 300 gigabits of service per second, with about 25mbps download speeds.

That's enough to stream an ultra HD Netflix show.

FROM SPACE.

It also helps that it's geostationary.

It's always in the same place in the sky, blanketing a huge swath of the planet with

the glory of internet.

That glory, by the way, extends across North, Central, and the top of South America the

Caribbean, and across the Atlantic Ocean!

A priority of ViaSat is to provide is to provide high-speed internet to planes and ships, but

it can also help people get broadband internet who live too far from good infrastructure.

Right now, a lot of internet-providing satellites use frequencies inside a range called the

Ku-Band.

Its signal isn't super susceptible to atmospheric moisture, which is a plus, but satellites

need a big, heavy antenna to use it— this increases the cost to launch.

The ViaSat-2 uses newer Ka-band frequencies which are used by military aircraft for targeting

radar.

The antennas are lighter -- lessening the cost to launch, but the signal is more susceptible

to atmospheric moisture.

The biggest benefit with this new sat, is that its ONE SAT covering a hugemungous area!

That means there would be less handoff as you cross the Atlantic.

With KU-satellites there are lots and you have to hop from one to the other.

With ViaSat-2, it's like everyone from Caracas to Seattle to Paris are on the same network!

ViaSat-2 could change how we communicate in our global community.

There are 1,399 other satellites up in space too, and each one has a purpose, and a story.

Do you have a favorite?

For more epic stories of innovation that shaped our future, check out TheAgeOfAerospace.com.

Since you're still here, can you do me a favor and subscribe?

It just takes a click!

And if you want more flying goodness, watch Amy talk about how big satellites really are.

Some are HUGE.

I don't think I have to tell you, but the internet doesn't come from space.

It's beamed up there from the ground.

Having only one satellite to beam to?

That might be a big advantage.

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Raw Women's Champion Alexa Bliss is despondent after her loss: Exclusive, Nov. 19, 2017 - Duration: 0:31.

Excuse me Alexa.

Could you talk to us about that match out there tonight?

>> Chun and Charlotte picking up the victory.

Another one for Team Blue.

>> We rule.

We rule.

>> She gave me all the points.

>> Undisputed tag team champions right here.it.

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Keystone Pipeline Is Spilling Thousands Of Barrels Of Oil - Duration: 7:18.

YESTERDAY THERE WAS A DISASTER THAT LITERALLY NO ONE

COULD HAVE PREDICTED, NO ONE DID, AND IT HAS TO DO WITH THE

KEYSTONE PIPELINE.

IT ACTUALLY HAD A SPILL.

THE OIL THAT IS

SUPPOSED TO TRAVEL INSIDE OF IT GOT OUT SOMEHOW, IT SEEMS

IMPOSSIBLE, IT'S MADE OF METAL, BUT IT HAPPENED --

>>IT'S LIKE A LOGIC PUZZLE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE IN SOUTH DAKOTA

THAT IS --

>>IN RESPONSE TO REPORTS COMING OUT THAT THE SPILL HAD HAPPENED

--

>>THEY GIVE THE ROUGH IDEA, BASICALLY, OF WHERE IT HAPPENED

THERE.

WHAT DO YOU SAY AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

THE OIL GOT OUT ON

THE GROUND.

IT SEEMED LIKE SUCH A SURE THING.

>>IT WAS A SURE THING, IT LEAKED.

>>IT LEAKS ALL THE TIME.

THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS LEAK,

THERE WERE TWO SIMILAR SIZED LEAKS, BUT WE DID A STORY SIX

MONTHS AGO, I THINK IN OKLAHOMA, OF THE HUNDREDS OF

UNREPORTED LEAKS --

>>I THINK MISSOURI OR ARKANSAS.

>>IT'S A ROUTINE THING, IT'S NOT NECESSARILY ALWAYS 210,000

GALLONS, BUT ALL JOKES ASIDE WE SAY ROUTINELY THAT THIS IS NOT A

SAFE WAY TO RUN AN ECONOMY.

>>THE OTHER THING HERE, AND I HAVE NO EXPERTISE TO LEND TO

THIS EXCEPT THAT THE NUMBER OF TIMES THAT A COMPANY HAS

REPORTED A LEAK AND THEN THAT LEAK HAS BEEN AN ACCURATE

DEPICTION OF THE LEAK, ZERO.

SO WHEN THEY SAY -- I HOPE IT'S

TRUE, BUT WHEN THEY SAY GENERALLY 210,000 GALLONS, IT

TURNS OUT IT'S 2 MILLION GALLONS.

>>GOD ONLY KNOWS.

>>THE GENERAL OPERATING PROCEDURE IN DISASTERS LIKE

THIS, WE ALSO THE CHINA SYNDROME -- THAT'S A FILM -- YOU DOWNPLAY

IT.

SO I HOPE WHEN WE HEAR THE TRUTH THAT IT'S NO GREATER THAN

THAT, BUT I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.

>>THEY EXPLAIN IT AWAY TOO.

THEY SAID IT WAS CAUSED BY SOMETHING

THAT WAS INSTALLED IMPROPERLY.

RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT CAN HAPPEN.

AND THEY SAY BASED ON WHAT WE KNOW, IT HASN'T AFFECTED THE

WATER TABLE.

>>THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.

>>BASED ON WHAT WE KNOW.

BUT IT COULD HAVE, AND HERE'S WHERE IT

WOULDN'T, IF IT WEREN'T THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

>>THE TRIBAL COUNCIL IS TALKING ABOUT WORKING WITH FEDERAL

AUTHORITIES BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THEY FEEL RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT

AREA ALL THEY AREN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT PIPE, THAT'S

TRANSCANADA, BUT THERE'S A HUGE WATER RESERVOIR THERE, THE BODY

OF WATER THAT COULD POTENTIALLY BE CONTAMINATED.

AND I'M GLAD

YOU BROUGHT UP THAT OH, IT WAS JUST BECAUSE OF A RING THAT WAS

WRONG OR THERE WAS A BAD SEAM -- WHEN WE SAID THAT THIS WOULD

HAPPEN, WHAT DID YOU THINK WE THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN?

THAT THE

PIPE WAS EVIL AND WANTED TO SPILL?

>>THE PART OF SELLING THIS IS THAT WE KNOW THERE WILL BE A

LEAK, THEY CAN SAY THAT'S PART OF GETTING THIS THING WORKING.

BUT WHEN IT'S A CATASTROPHE YOU CAN'T USE THAT ARGUMENT, THAT'S

WHY IT'S CRITICAL TO UNDERSELL THE CATASTROPHIC PART OF THIS.

THIS IS ROUTINE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WITH THE PIPELINE.

NO

ONE AFTER THE CHALLENGER BLEW UP WOULD SAY IT WAS JUST A LITTLE

PROBLEM WITH THE O-RINGS.

ALL WE NEED TO DO IS TIGHTEN THOSE AND THEN IT'S FINE.

EXCEPT SEVEN ASTRONAUTS ARE DEAD SO YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT ARGUMENT.

>>SOME TILES AS WELL.

>>I'M NOT AN EXPERT.

>>RIGHT COME ABOUT BECAUSE THE O-RING WASN'T SUFFICIENT, IT

CAUSED THE --

>>WE ARE GETTING INTO JOHN TERRITORY.

>>I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT.

THE SPIRIT IS TERRIBLE IN ITS OWN

RIGHT, WE WILL SEE OTHERS, AT SOME POINT WE WILL BE TALKING

ABOUT THE NEXT 300,000 GALLON LEAK OR THE NEXT 2 MILLION

GALLON LEAK OR MAYBE ABOUT THE ENDANGERED SPECIES THAT WERE

KILLED IN THIS LEAK.

FOR NOW THOUGH WE HAVE THIS ONE, AND IT

COMES AT A PARTICULARLY INTERESTING TIME WHEN IT COMES

TO THESE PIPELINES AND TRANSCANADA.

IF YOU BRING UP

THIS MAP YOU WILL SEE THE DARKER LINE, THE BLACK LINE, THAT IS

THE KEYSTONE PIPELINE, AND IF YOU SEE AS IT CROSSES THROUGH

SOUTH DAKOTA ROUGHLY ABOUT HALFWAY DOWN IS WHERE IT'S

SPILLED, BUT YOU ALSO SEE THOSE OTHER COLORED LINES AND THAT'S

WHERE WE GET INTO THE EXPANSION OF THE PIPELINE THAT WAS

REJECTED BY PRESIDENT OBAMA.

AND DONALD TRUMP REVERSE THAT, BUT

IT'S NOT JUST UP TO HIM --

>>IT TURNS OUT THEY WILL BE RULING ON THIS IN JUST A COUPLE

DAYS TO SEE WHETHER KEYSTONE XL SHOULD GO FORWARD.

>>I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO SPECULATE WITHOUT KNOWING AND I

KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS, BUT GIVEN THE TIMING, THE INCENTIVE

TO LIE AND UNDERSELL THE LEAK IS OVERWHELMING.

>>I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO PREDICT SABOTAGE OR SOMETHING.

>>THE MERE FACT THAT THERE WAS A LEAK THAT SPILLED 210,000

GALLONS OF OIL I THINK SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR COMMISSION THAT BY

THE WAY WAS ALREADY -- THEY WERE JUST BEHIND THIS KEYSTONE THING

ENTIRELY.

YOU POINTED OUT THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA BLOCKED IT --

>>BUT HE DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT.

>>AND ALSO SECRETARY CLINTON FINALLY SAID THAT SHE WAS NOT IN

FAVOR OF THE PIPELINE.

WHEN PRESSED.

>>THEY ARE THE SAME.

>>OF COURSE THEY ARE, THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME.

>>THAT'S GET BACK TO THE PIPELINE.

>>BUT JILL STEIN --

>>WE HAVE A TRAGEDY HERE, PEOPLE.

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Sexual Harassment In Congress Is A Ticking Time Bomb - Duration: 8:45.

WASHINGTON, DC COULD JOIN HOLLYWOOD AS THE NEXT SITE OF

POTENTIALLY MULTIPLE SEXUAL ASSAULT AND HARASSMENT CHARGES.

TODAY THE HOUSE HELD A SEXUAL-HARASSMENT COMMITTEE

MEETING WHERE PEOPLE CAME FORWARD AND TALKED ABOUT THEIR

EXPERIENCE EITHER AS REPRESENTATIVES, AND SENATORS,

OR AS INTERNS, PEOPLE STAFFING MANY OF THE OFFICES IN DC, AND

SOME OF THOSE EXPERIENCES ARE SCARY ON THEIR OWN, BUT

CERTAINLY COULD COME WITH SOME LEGAL CHARGES IN THE FUTURE

PERHAPS.

HERE IS A MASHUP OF THOSE STORIES.

WHEN I WAS A FRESHMAN LEGISLATOR IN MY 20S IN MISSOURI

AS A MEMBER OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES I WENT UP ON THE

DAIS TO ASK THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO GET

MY FIRST BILL OUT OF COMMITTEE, AND HE ASKED ME IF I BROUGHT MY

KNEEPADS.

THAT'S ONE EXAMPLE.

IT'S ABOUT A MEMBER WHO IS HERE NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHO IT

IS, BUT SOMEBODY I TRUST TOLD ME THIS SITUATION.

THIS MEMBER

ASKED A STAFFER TO BRING THEM OVER SOME MATERIALS TO THEIR

RESIDENCE, AND THE YOUNG STAFFER, A YOUNG WOMAN, WENT

THERE AND WAS GREETED WITH A MEMBER IN A TOWEL, A MALE, WHO

THEN INVITED HER IN.

AT THAT POINT HE DECIDED TO EXPOSE

HIMSELF.

SHE LEFT, AND THEN SHE QUIT HER JOB.

SHE LEFT, SHE FOUND ANOTHER JOB.

WHEN I WAS AN INTERN I LEARNED TO AVOID ELEVATORS,

BECAUSE ELEVATORS WERE WHEN YOU WERE CAPTURED.

SO AFTER ONE

UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT IN THE ELEVATOR I BEGAN TAKING THE

STAIRS EVERYWHERE I WENT IN THE STATE CAPITOL WHEN I WAS

THERE AS A COLLEGE STUDENT.

I WAS EAGER TO PRESENT A PROPOSAL TO HIM I HAD BEEN

WORKING ON, AND I DID SO IN HIS OFFICE, IT WAS JUST HE AND I,

AND AS I GOT UP TO LEAVE HE STOPPED ME AND SAID MY GOD, YOU

JUST LOOK AMAZING TODAY.

REALLY STUNNING.

WOULD YOU MIND

TWIRLING FOR ME?

TWIRLING, LIKE SPINNING AROUND IN A CIRCLE?

YES, I HAD A DRESS SUIT ON AT THE TIME, AND I WAS STUNNED.

BUT

I WAS 22, I WAS INEXPERIENCED, AND I RESPECTED HIM.

HE WAS MY

MEMBER, HE WAS DOING A LOT OF GOOD WORK IN CONGRESS, AND I

COMPLIED.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO.

I WAS CONFUSED AFTER

THE INCIDENT, I WENT TO SIT DOWN AT MY DESK AND JUST KIND OF

REGROUP, WHEN SHORTLY THEREAFTER I RECEIVED A PHONE CALL FROM OUR

WASHINGTON OFFICE SAYING WELL, REBECCA, CONGRATULATIONS, I

DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID BUT GARY CALLED AND SAID YOU NEED TO HAVE

A BONUS IMMEDIATELY.

AND I WAS SO FURIOUS AT THE TIME BECAUSE I

KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I DID.

I TWIRLED.

IN FACT THERE ARE TWO MEMBERS OF CONGRESS, REPUBLICAN AND

DEMOCRAT, RIGHT NOW, WHO SERVE, WHO HAVE BEEN SUBJECT TO REVIEW,

OR NOT SUBJECT TO REVIEW, BUT HAVE ENGAGED IN SEXUAL

HARASSMENT.

THESE HARASSER PROPOSITIONS SUCH AS ARE YOU

GOING TO BE A GOOD GIRL TO PERPETRATORS EXPOSING THEIR

GENITALS TO VICTIMS HAVING THEIR PRIVATE PARTS GRABBED ON THE

HOUSE FLOOR --

RIGHT THERE AT THE END, SHE ALSO SAID THAT WHEN SHE WAS JUST

STARTING HER CAREER IN POLITICS THE CHIEF OF STAFF IN HER

OFFICE SEXUALLY ASSAULTED HER.

IT FEELS TO ME, AND I THINK TO A

LOT OF PEOPLE, LIKE THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.

LIKE, WE KNOW

THAT WHAT LEADS TO THE CERTAIN BEHAVIOR IS UNBRIDLED POWER,

HOLLYWOOD HAD THAT, IT HAD THE CULTURE THAT PROTECTED THESE

PEOPLE AND ALLOW THIS SORT OF THING TO GO ON, AND WE KNOW THAT

STUFF LIKE THIS HAPPENS IN DC.

THESE ARE NOT SIMPLY LIKE, HEY,

SOMETHING HAPPENED DECADES AGO -- PEOPLE CURRENTLY SERVING HAVE

SEXUALLY HARASSED AND ASSAULTED PEOPLE.

AND I THINK THIS IS THE

MOMENT WHERE THIS SORT OF THING COULD COME OUT AND I WOULDN'T BE

SURPRISED -- AND THERE IS PRECEDENT FOR THIS, PACKWOOD

BACK IN THE 90S -- THAT PEOPLE LOSE THEIR CAREERS, JUSTIFIABLY

SO, BECAUSE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE ONCE PEOPLE START COMING

FORWARD.

FOR ALL WE KNOW THERE ARE REPORTERS COMPILING THESE

STORIES INTO BOMBSHELL REPORTS THAT IN A WEEK OR A MONTH OR A

YEAR WILL TAKE DOWN PEOPLE.

AND DC NEEDS IT.

I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THE IDENTITIES OF PEOPLE THAT WERE

RECENTLY ACCUSED WILL SOMEHOW BE LEAKED, WE WILL FIGURE IT OUT.

BUT THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON IN OUR CURRENT

CONGRESS, THAT APPARENTLY SOME MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HAVE KNOWN

ABOUT, AND JUST THINK ABOUT HOW DEEPLY ROOTED FEAR IS WHEN IT

COMES TO IDENTIFYING THESE INDIVIDUALS.

NOW, I'M NOT

CRITICIZING THEM FOR NOT WANTING TO COME FORWARD AND IDENTIFY

THEM, THAT IS THEIR DECISION TO MAKE.

BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT'S

SO IMPORTANT TO HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE AND CALL THEM OUT,

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T THEN THE BEHAVIOR CONTINUES.

THEY THINK

THEY CAN CONTINUOUSLY VICTIMIZE OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT

CONSEQUENCES BECAUSE THEY RECOGNIZE THEIR POWER AND THEY

RECOGNIZE THE FEAR OTHERS HAVE IN IDENTIFYING WHO THEY ARE.

AGAIN, I'VE SAID THIS A BILLION TIMES WHEN IT COMES TO ALL THE

SEXUAL ASSAULT STORIES THAT COME OUT, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A

DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, THEIR POLITICAL IDEOLOGY IS IRRELEVANT

TO ME WHEN IT COMES TO THIS TYPE OF PREDATORY BEHAVIOR.

IT'S THE MAKEUP OF THE SYSTEM.

THERE ARE A LOT OF

SIMILARITIES BETWEEN HOLLYWOOD AND DC, WHEN I WAS THERE THE

FIRST COUPLE TIMES I WENT, IT WAS DURING W'S ADMINISTRATION,

AND SHE WAS LIKE POLITICIANS AROUND HER, IT'S LIKE HOLLYWOOD.

SHE WENT TO SCHOOL OUT HERE WITH ME IN L.A. SO THERE WAS A DIRECT

COMPARISON, SHE SAID THEY ARE LIKE CELEBRITIES, WHEN THEY ARE

APPROACHED OR RECOGNIZED SOME WAY THEY ARE LIKE, YOU KNOW WHO

I AM.

THEY WOULD TAKE IT IN AND THEY LOOK AROUND LIKE I'M SO

MUCH OF THIS -- SO WHEN THEY KNOW THEY HAVE POWER OVER

CERTAIN PEOPLE, THERE OUR SIMILARITIES TO HUMAN NATURE

THAT PEOPLE LIKE TO DO, ASSHOLE HUMAN NATURE, TO TAKE ADVANTAGE

PEOPLE TO GET THEIR ROCKS OFF HOWEVER THEY LIKE TO. AND THEY

HAVE BEEN GETTING AWAY WITH IT SINCE FOREVER OBVIOUSLY, THE

SYSTEM ALLOWED IT TO HAPPEN.

SO PEOPLE WHO WERE VICTIMS OF IT,

ONE WOMAN FELT HORRIBLE ABOUT JUST A NORMAL THING THAT JUST

HAPPENS, SUDDENLY SHE HAS A BONUS, AND AT THE END OF THAT

SHE ALSO SAYS AND I NEEDED IT.

EVERYONE KNOWS THEY BARELY PAY FOLKS, THEY USE THEM FOR

THEIR OWN GRATIFICATION, AND THE SYSTEM JUST KEEPS MOVING.

AND WE KNOW ONE OF THE REASONS THAT INITIALLY THERE

WASN'T MUCH DONE ABOUT THE ALLEGATIONS OF THOSE IN

HOLLYWOOD IS THAT THERE ARE HUGE SUMS OF MONEY ON THE LINE.

HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S POWER ISN'T PHYSICAL POWER, IT'S FINANCIAL

AND INFLUENCE POWER, AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ALLUDED TO

IN THE VIDEO YOU JUST SAW, THEY HAVE NOT ONLY THE POWER

THEORETICALLY OVER CAREERS, LIKE HARVEY WEINSTEIN AND SOME OF THE

OTHER PEOPLE ACCUSED TO DO, THEY HAVE LITTLE GOVERNMENT POWER.

THE PEOPLE ACCUSING ROY MOORE SAID THEY DIDN'T WANT TO COME

FORWARD BECAUSE HE WAS THE DA, HE WAS THE JUDGE, HE WAS

INFLUENTIAL, THINK ABOUT A SENATOR OR A REPRESENTATIVE.

AND

THERE WILL BE DEFENDERS OF THEM, BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL SAY

SURE, I WOULD LOVE IT IF PEOPLE WEREN'T GETTING SEXUALLY

ASSAULTED, BUT I HAVE TO HAVE MY MAJORITY IN CONGRESS AND I WON'T

JEOPARDIZE THAT JUST TO STAND BY MY SUPPOSE AND PRINCIPLES.

SO AS

MORE OF THESE STORIES COME OUT, AND I HOPE REPORTERS ARE DIGGING

INTO IT, EXPECT THAT DEFENDERS WILL BE THERE, AND EVERYONE WHO

MAKES ALLEGATIONS IS PUTTING EVERYTHING ONLINE FOR IT,

BECAUSE JUST LIKE ROY MOORE THEY WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO

DESTROY YOU.

AND AS ANA SAID, REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS.

SO EVERYONE

WATCHING, BE PREPARED TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN SOME OF THE

NAMES YOU WILL HEAR.

THERE WILL BE REPRESENTATIVES OR SENATORS

THAT YOU LIKED, PEOPLE WHO YOU LIKED THINGS THEY HAVE DONE, OR

LEGISLATED, BUT MANY HAVE DONE THIS STUFF SO BE PREPARED AND

DON'T DEFEND THEM JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, WHAT THEY

SEEM TO BE.

IT'S LIKELY TO BE FROM BOTH REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS.

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What Is Black Girl Magic? - Duration: 2:48.

- Ever since I was a little girl

I've believed in fairytales,

and magic and all that kinda thing.

When it came time to come up with a saying

or phrase to validate black women

to speak about greatness,

black girls are magic,

it just made sense to me.

(dramatic music)

First thing I envision is women

who are black women specifically,

just making a way outta no way.

By coming into their own,

being self-sufficient, extraordinarily so.

And just being amazing, under all circumstances,

and any circumstances.

Anything you could possibly think of

a black woman has been able to do it

and do it in a way that makes people take note.

- When I hear black girl magic

I see bold women, confident women,

women that are also able to be vulnerable,

but also stand in who they are

and be confident and own who they are.

- Black girl magic is complete feminine power,

complete goddess power,

tapping into your melanin in your DNA

to activate your ancestors,

to activate your true self purpose.

- Black girl magic is just the epitome of being yourself,

being awesome, being amazing,

and just embodying that in every way possible.

- I think just black girls or black cis girls,

black trans girls, just doing what feels good for them.

- [CaShawn Thompson] I hope they feel pride in themselves

and pride in other black women.

It's just, it's so important to me

that we feel validated and uplifted.

Cause there's so many negatives out there.

I want us to always be able

to have something positive

to hold on to for ourselves.

- First time I heard black girl magic

it made me feel tied

to all the brown girls around the world.

- I think it's the way we walk,

I think it's the way we dress.

- I think black girl magic

is something, a spark almost.

Something extra little oomph

that we put into everything that we do.

- When you see a black woman,

you see all of black culture.

- Black girl magic is the ability to overcome,

the ability to do amazing boss ass shit,

with very little.

- [CaShawn Thompson] The black girl magic hashtag

is about celebration and triumph over struggle,

but it's not just one or the other,

it's all those things,

cause we encompass all those things.

Our struggles build us up,

but so do our celebrations

and all the happiness and joy we experience,

and all those things that come along with being,

you know, multi ability humans,

everything that comes along

with being more than just one thing.

(dramatic music)

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Terry Crews Calls Out Russell Simmons - Duration: 9:42.

ACTOR TERRY CREWS SLAMS RUSSELL SIMMONS ON TWITTER AFTER RUSSELL

SIMMONS SENT HIM AN EMAIL ASKING HIM TO TAKE IT EASY ON THE

AGENT ADAM BENNETT WHO TERRY CREWS HAS ACCUSED OF

GROPING HIM AT A PARTY.

TERRY CREWS THEN TWEETED.

WHAT I THINK IS INTERESTING IS THE EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE

I THINK TERRY CREWS DISPLAYED.

TO

GIVE YOU UP-TO-DATE CONTEXT ñ

WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU SAW TERRY CREWS TAKING THIS

EMAIL CORRESPONDENCE TO TWITTER?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS INCREDIBLY BOLD AND AWESOME FOR

CALLING HIM OUT.

NO ONE GETS A PASS.

>> I'M NOT SURE I THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME.

I WILL TELL YOU DISTINCTIONS.

FIRST OFF, OF COURSE IT SHOULDN'T MATTER BETWEEN MALE

AND FEMALE VICTIMS BUT I THINK WHAT IT IS IS THERE ARE

DIFFERENT STANDARDS BETWEEN NOT MALE-FEMALE BUT

THICK-SKINNED VERSUS THIN-SKINNED.

I'M NOT SAYING THAT TO DISPARAGE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THIN-SKINNED.

I'M JUST SAYING PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT REACTIONS.

THE GUY GRABBED HIM FROM THE FRONT.

WE'VE COVERED STORIES IN THE PAST YEAR WERE A COUPLE OF GUYS

HERE HAVE BEEN GRABBED FROM THE BACK AND I REMEMBER I TALKED

ABOUT THE CUBAN GUY THAT GRABBED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF A MELEE

OF ADRIAN GONZALEZ.

THEN I REALIZED I REMEMBER SOMEONE ONCE GRABBED ME FROM THE

FRONTS BUT I CARED SO LITTLE THAT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER

WHO IT WAS.

I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF WEIRD.

I TELL YOU THAT ñ I WOULDN'T BE INTIMIDATED BY IT, IF I

DIDN'T WANT TO LET IT GO I WOULD TELL HIM KISS OFF.

I'M SAYING THIS SHOULD BE LEFT UP TO THE VICTIM.

>> BUT IT IS NOT RUSSELL SIMMONS PLACE TO THEN SAY LET'S GIVE

THIS GUY A PASS, DID HE APOLOGIZE?

TERRY CREWS SAID HE

FELT THE MOST EMASCULATED IN HIS LIFE BY THE GROPING INCIDENT.

HOW YOU FEEL WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN GROPED IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT

AND YOU CAN'T PROJECT THAT ONTO HOW OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD FEEL.

>>THAT'S ACTUALLY MY POINT AND I WANT TO BE CLEAR.

YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT NOT EVERYBODY THINKS LIKE YOU DO.

JUST BECAUSE I'M THICK-SKINNED DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE ELSE IS.

>> IT IS STILL A FIREABLE OFFENSE.

IT IS INAPPROPRIATE TO DO THAT.

HE SHOULD NOT BE GIVEN A PASS.

>> THE SEXUAL HARASSMENT THING ñ ONE IS THEIR WORKING

RELATIONSHIP AND WHERE IT HAPPENED.

THE WORKING RELATIONSHIP HAS THE MOST EFFECT ON IT.

AND THIS SITUATION WHAT WAS THE WORKING RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN

TERRY CREWS AND ADAM VENIT?

THEN IT IS JUST SOME GUY AT SOME POINT.

I CAN'T TELL TERRY CREWS WHAT TO DO OR THINK, IF IT WAS ME I HAVE

BEEN IN SITUATIONS WHERE I KNEW THAT SOMEONE WAS ACTING

INAPPROPRIATELY AND I THOUGHT I CAN HANDLE THIS.

THE DISCUSSION WOULD BE BEST SERVED BY A 10,000 FOOT VIEW

SINCE TERRY CREWS IS SO ACCOMPLISHED.

IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE THE DISCUSSION.

IF THE NAME IS DROPPED, IT IS THE NAME OF ADAM VENIT.

ANOTHER

QUALIFYING FACTOR WOULD BE WHAT IS THEIR RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN

TERRY CREWS AND RUSSELL SIMMONS?

IF THEY HAVE A GOOD

RELATIONSHIP, AND MY FRIEND SENDS ME AN EMAIL LIKE THIS,

ESPECIALLY WITH BAD PUNCTUATION.

THAT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE IF I LIKE RUSSELL SIMMONS,

YOU ARE RIGHT, WITH LOVE GREAT THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

BUT IF SOMEONE HAS BEEN PULLING ON A SWEATER, THEN HE IS NOW AN

EVIL PERSON AND I HATE HIM BECAUSE HE SAYS THINGS LIKE

WITH GREAT LOVE ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

>> LET'S BE CLEAR.

NO ONE THINKS THAT WHAT ADAM DID TO TERRY CREWS IS OKAY.

I'M SAYING THAT IS UP TO TERRY CREWS TO DECIDE IT.

ADAM VENIT SHOULD NEVER HAVE DONE THAT, THAT IS OBVIOUS

AND CLEAR.

I THINK THE HARDER PART IS THE RUSSELL SIMMONS PART WHERE

IT IS A PRIVATE CORRESPONDENCE AND TERRY CREWS IS PUTTING

IT OUT THERE.

THAT IS WHEN CONTEXT MATTERS A LOT.

>> THAN IT SOUNDS LIKE HE IS SHOWING UP AND IT'S LIKE

RUSSELL SIMMONS IS IN

THE ROOM.

IF I CARE A LOT ñ WRITE MORE WORDS AND WRITE A

THOUGHTFUL EMAIL AS OPPOSED TO THREE THINGS.

>> I THINK WHY THIS RESONATED WITH ME IS THAT RUSSELL

SIMMONS IS INCREDIBLY POWERFUL AND SO MANY INDUSTRIES.

I LOOK AT THIS AS TERRY CREWS SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER,

ESPECIALLY WHEN WE THINK ABOUT RUSSELL SIMMONS RELATIONSHIP TO

BRETT RATNER.

I WONDER HOW RUSSELL SIMMONS HAS THOUGHT OF THOSE ñ I UNDERSTAND

WHY TERRY CREWS CHOSE RUSSELL SIMMONS TO CALL OUT THAT WE

CANNOT GIVE PREDATORS A PASS.

I THINK TWITTER IS THE FORUM THAT EVERYONE, OUR WORLD

LEADERS ARE USING TO ANNOUNCE POLICY.

IF THIS IS GOING TO BE THE NEW POLICY IN HOLLYWOOD I

UNDERSTAND WHY HE CHOSE

THAT PLATFORM.

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Is There Really a Link Between Mental Illness and Mass Shootings? - Duration: 3:09.

Does mental illness and gun violence actually have a scientific connection?

After every major mass shooting in the U.S., there is always a discussion about whether

or not the perpetrator's mental health was to blame.

A recent study even showed that news media pairs mental illness with violence at a higher

rate than it actually occurs.

Oh, and then, there's this guy.

And yea, the shooter he's talking about did have a history of mental illness, but

there is still a lack of scientific evidence to support the idea that America's gun problem

is rooted in mental health.

In fact, there is actually data that shows the opposite is true.

Several epidemiological studies have shown that there is little to no correlation between

mental illness and violence towards others.

This includes people who suffer from schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and severe depression.

The National Institute of Mental Health carried out one of the first studies on the subject

in 1990.

They collected data from over 10,000 people across three major U.S. cities.

The study accounted for things like socioeconomic status and substance abuse problems.

The ultimate conclusion was that if we were to somehow eliminate the risk of people with

mental illnesses carrying out violent crimes, the amount of violent crimes in the U.S. would

only drop by 4%.

A few years later, the MacArthur Violence Risk Assessment Study followed more than 1,000

psychiatric patients who had been discharged from medical care.

The study discovered that patients who suffered only from a serious mental illness and had

no substance abuse problems had the same risk in committing violent behavior as anyone else

in their communities.

And according to more recent national data from the U.S. Department of Health and Human

Services, only 3-5% of violent acts can be attributed to people who have serious mental

illnesses.

Now, the rate of violent crimes for this population does goes up when you mix in substance abuse,

but that's true for the general population as well.

On the flip side of this, people who suffer from serious mental illnesses are 10 times

more likely to be the victims of violent crimes than members of the general population.

They are also often the victims of self-inflicted violence.

Over half of gun fatalities in the U.S. are from suicide.

Experts believe that an emphasis on suicide would be a better policy approach in preventing

gun violence, for which there is plenty of evidence and data, as opposed to focusing

on mental illness' connection to mass murders, for which there is little data.

Lastly, finding a scientific connection between gun violence and anything can be difficult

nowadays.

That's because there was legislation passed in the late 1990s that essentially pulls funding

away from any federal agency looking to study gun violence as a public health issue.

I mean, the CDC gets funding to study rare diseases like cholera, diphtheria, polio,

and rabies.

Over the last 40 years those diseases have only killed around 2,000 people in the U.S.

In that same time frame, 1.4 million Americans have died because of firearms.

So let's remember that, even when we see headlines like this.

And have a president who says things like this.

So, if science can't solve the gun problem, what can it do?

Lots.

Like, how about cleaning the air with bicycles?

Find out about it here.

Don't forget to subscribe, and be sure to come back to seeker for more videos.

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Is Feminism About Freedom of Choice? - Duration: 4:51.

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How Money is Counterfeited - Duration: 7:20.

Wouldn't it be nice to have an unlimited supply of money?

Once and a while, it crosses in everyone's minds how life would be so much easier if

money was readily available and in abundance.

For most people, that usually leads to the resolve to work harder in making a better

living.

However, for a select few, they came to the conclusion that if the lack of money is the

root of all problems, then the obvious solution is to make money.

And they are not referring to simply earning it by hard labor or by running a lucrative

business.

They mean literally creating the money themselves.

Thus was the birth of the art and felonious act of counterfeiting, which has earned the

notorious reputation of being one of the world's oldest profession.

Counterfeiting is essentially copying an existing currency and producing an imitation of this

legal tender without the authorization of the state or government that currency belongs

to.

The circulation of counterfeit money has an undeniable impact on a country's economy

on a micro and macro scale.

First of all, the value of real money is reduced because of the propagation of false ones.

Second, the artificial increase in the supply of money results to a significant hike in

the prices of commodities.

And third, people will soon lose confidence in the currency, which may force them to demand

alternative and more complicated means of payment.

The practice of producing fake currency can be traced all the way back to the time when

the concept of money was first developed by early human civilizations.

Before paper money was introduced, people counterfeited coins by mixing pure gold or

silver with base metals.

When government institutions transitioned into using paper currency, unscrupulous individuals

started to produce false money and sold them wholesale for a sizeable profit.

During the colonial period of the United States, those who counterfeited currency were perceived

as a serious threat to the State that those who were caught doing so were punished with

nothing less than the death penalty.

Counterfeit money was also utilized by the Great Britain during the American Revolutionary

War in an attempt to weaken the American economy by reducing the value of the Continental Dollar

at the time.

This practice continued on during the American Civil War.

The value of the Confederate States dollar fell when some members of the Union heavily

produced imitations of Southern notes.

To curb the widespread practice of counterfeiting at the time, the "Secret Service Division"

of the Department of the Treasury was formed.

And today, this law enforcement agency is still in the business of protecting the country's

financial systems while also providing protection to and ensuring the safety of the U.S. President,

the Vice President, and their immediate families among others.

In the past, counterfeiting was not that easy to pull off and for those who attempted to

make their own money, they had to shell out real money first to get the equipment and

materials they needed in order to get started.

But in recent years, printing your own money got a whole lot easier.

All a curious person needs is a computer, a scanner and a color inkjet printer to create

his own wad of fresh counterfeit bills.

If you scan a $20 bill and set your scanner at its highest resolution, you can then print

that image using your basic inkjet printer.

Of course, printing imitation currency this way will not get you far if you want to use

the money to pay for your day-to-day expenses.

Finding a piece of paper with the same feel as the paper used for money is already a challenge

in itself.

Common paper is made from the cellulose of trees while the paper used for money – called

rag paper – is made from a combination of cotton and linen fibers, which is why it is

thinner and specially crisp compared to ordinary paper.

Aside from that, bills today are printed with advanced security features that set them completely

apart from counterfeit ones.

The current series of $20 bills, for example, which was first printed back in 2003, have

several highly-sophisticated anti-counterfeit features that make it difficult for counterfeiters

to replicate.

For one, these $20 bills have a plastic security strip embedded in the paper.

There is also the number "20" on the bottom right corner on the face side of the bill

which is printed using color-shifting ink that turns from copper to green.

There is also a watermark on the bill which shows a faded and smaller portrait of President

Andrew Jackson.

And if you look at the back of the bill, a "EURion constellation" containing 90 faint

and yellow-colored "20"s are visible, which prevents casual counterfeiting using

photocopiers.

Considering the complexity of how dollar bills today are printed and the secrecy surrounding

its sophisticated security features, it is not surprising that casual counterfeiters

like teenagers are often immediately caught.

These people would print their money with the wrong paper using the wrong colors and

in the wrong arrangement.

Moreover, they tend to hand the money to individuals like small business-owners and acquaintances

who are inclined to report their fraudulent operation.

Nevertheless, nothing is impossible to the determined.

And some individuals and counterfeit rings have gone the extra mile to stay as ahead

of the curve as they can when it comes to printing fake money.

Arrests in recent years have shown that not even high-tech safeguards can stop a crook

from cheating his way through life.

For example, in 2014, self-taught graphic artist Heath Kellogg, who is also known as

"The Printer," got sentenced to federal prison for committing counterfeit offenses

after he, along with his crew, allegedly distributed fake $50 bills worth more than $1.1 million

throughout Georgia, Tennessee, South Carolina and Florida.

They created their counterfeit currency through a multistep print process that used office

printers and glue.

According to the Secret Service, Kellogg created two layers to print an imitation of the watermark

and just glued them together.

He also made it seem that the fake bills had security threads embedded in them by using

colored pens and inks that show up under ultraviolet lamps.

Another man from Rhode Island was also arrested around the same time as Kellogg's capture

after he allegedly managed to erase the ink on $5 bills and turned them into $100 bills.

He apparently learned the trick of using chemical soap to remove the ink on the paper from a

simple guide he found on the Internet.

Then there's Canadian Frank Bourassa who regards himself as a god when it comes to

counterfeiting.

Bourassa gained infamy a few years ago for masterminding the production of $250 million

worth of fake notes which were "virtually undetectable to the naked eye."

He managed to print bills of such remarkable quality by contracting a paper mill in Germany

to make the paper and have them printed with the watermark and the security strip using

a machine he purchased in Poland.

He also acquired printing equipment and software and set up a printing shop on the outer reaches

of his town in Quebec.

Eventually, authorities tracked Bourassa down and had him arrested for his counterfeiting

practices.

However, they eventually set him free after he agreed to surrender $200 million in counterfeit

notes and pay a fine a little over a thousand Canadian dollars.

As for the other $50 million that he didn't return, Bourassa directs the inquiries of

those who wonder of the remaining money's whereabouts to his accountant.

While the likes of Bourassa in Canada may have somehow gotten away from counterfeiting

money worth millions of dollars, it cannot be stressed enough that the same crime in

the United States is a federal felony.

Counterfeiters, once caught (and most of them are eventually caught), can be punished with

a 15-year imprisonment and can expect to have their properties seized aside from being compelled

to pay fines.

And so, if the thought of literally making your own money crosses your mind, always remember

that you can never gain something for nothing.

You may be able to print your own money and you may even get to use that money to pay

for some of your everyday necessities for a long while.

You might even get to sell bundles of them and get a sizeable profit in return.

But eventually, all of the fake money you pass on to other people will get traced back

to you.

And once the authorities find you, it will be difficult to escape the harsh consequences

of your seemingly "harmless" actions.