Waching daily May 13 2017

>> Stephen: YOUR SPECIAL ON NET FLICTION IS CALLED "STAYING

ALIVE."

WE'RE COMING UP ON THREE YEARS FROM THE TERRIBLE ACCIDENT WHERE

YOU LOST YOUR FRIEND AND YOU WERE IN A COMA FOR HOW LONG,

SIX, SEVEN DAYS?

>> 10 DAYS.

>> Stephen: HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE ITSELF?

DO YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT APPROACH TO BEING ALIVE EVERY DAY NOW?

>> WELL, I'VE ALWAYS FELT THIS WAY.

I MEAN, IT WAS WAY BEFORE WALMART.

I JUST EMBRACED LIFE.

I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT DEATH.

AND I GOT CLOSE TO IT.

SO I EMBRACED IT EVEN MORE NOW.

I LOVE EVERYBODY, MAN.

I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.

I LOVE YOU.

( APPLAUSE ) I LOVE YOU, AND YOU CAN'T DO

NOTHING ABOUT IT.

THAT'S HOW I FEEL.

>> Stephen: THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

SO SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT WHEN THEY-- THEY GO THROUGH A COMA,

THAT THEY EMERGE FROM IT A DIFFERENT PERSON.

DID YOU-- IS THERE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WAY YOU SAW THE WORLD

DIFFERENT WHEN I CAME OUT?

>> LISTEN, MY FAMILY IS EVERYTHING FOR ME.

I WAS FIGHTING HARD.

I FOUGHT HARD IN THAT COMA TO COME BACK.

MY DAUGHTER WAS ONLY 10 MONTHS OLD, AND I HAVE A YOUNG WIFE AND

I NEED TO BE HERE FOR MY SONS.

AND I NEED TO BE HERE.

I WAS FIGHTING HARD AND I'M HERE.

I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT.

I MISS YOU ALL.

I MISSED DOING COMEDY.

>> Stephen: ARE YOU-- ARE YOU A BELIEVER IN GOD?

>> I ALWAYS BEEN A BELIEVER IN GOD.

HE'S MY MAIN MAN.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

>> HE'S MY MAIN MAN.

HE'S A HARD ASS, BECAUSE HE'S OLD TESTAMENT.

JESUS IS NEW TESTAMENT.

HE'S A COOL DUDE.

I WAS SMOKING WITH JESUS.

>> Stephen: I HAVEN'T MET HIM.

>> YOU'LL MEET HIM.

I HEARD YOU GOT A BEEF WITH TRUMP.

>> Stephen: WHAT?

>> I HEARD YOU GOT A BEEF WITH TRUMP?

>> Stephen: WHO DOESN'T?

>> HE'S THE PRESIDENT!

HE IS THE PRESIDENT!

AND I'M GOING TO FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE.

THAT'S WHY I'LL GOING TO FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY NORTH GOING TO

PAY MY TAXES AND GRAB THE WOMEN BY THEIR CROTCH, BECAUSE I HAVE

TO DO MY PART TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DO MY PART!

>> Stephen: A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE.

THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE.

WELL, TRACE-- >> HOLD ON FOR ONE MINUTE.

>> Stephen: YOU GOT SOMETHING?

>> HOLD ON.

>> Stephen: WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

>> WHAT'S UP, OBAMA.

I PUT THE WIRETAPS WHERE YOU TOLD ME TO PUT THEM?

STOP YELLING AT ME MR. FORMER PRESIDENT.

OBAMA.

>> Stephen: DO YOU TALK TO OBAMA A LOT?

>> YEAH, I TALK TO OBAMA A LOT.

HE'S MY MAN.

WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL AFFECT.

>> Stephen: HE GRADUATE, THOUGH, RIGHT?

>> HE GRADUATED, I DROPPED OUT.

>> Stephen: YOU SAID THAT YOU HAD-- YOU SAID YOU HAD A

10-MONTH-OLD WHEN YOU WENT INTO THE COMA.

SHE IS ALMOST FOUR NOW?

I WOULD SAY?

>> SHE WILL BE FOUR JULY 2.

>> Stephen: DID YOU TAKE HER DOWN WITH YOU, TOO?

>> THAT'S MY BABY GIRL.

THAT'S MY WIFE RIGHT THERE.

>> Stephen: I KNOW.

>> I'M GOING TO GET HER PREGNANT TONIGHT.

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S HARD!

>> Stephen: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

>> YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, YOUNG-- IT'S DIFFICULT WHEN YOU HAVE A

BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WIFE LIKE THAT, THAT YOU ARE MADLY IN LOVE WITH,

BECAUSE IT PUTS YOU AT A DISADVANTAGE IN THE

RELATIONSHIP.

>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> YOU'RE NOT EVER GOING NOWHERE.

I AIN'T LEAVING THAT.

I MIGHT TALK JUNK LIKE I'M GOING TO LEAVE.

THE OTHER DAY I TELLER,"YOU KEEP TREATING ME THE WAY YOU TREATING

ME, I'M GOING-- I'LL BE SITTING RIGHT THERE.

I WON'T BE GOING NOWHERE.

I DON'T NEED TO GO TO NO HIGH SCHOOL.

I GOT HIT BY A WALMART TRUCK.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: DID YOU TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER?

DID YOU TACK A FOUR-YEAR-OLD TO THE DERBY?

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?

>> SHE IS VERY NICE.

MY DAUGHTER WAS REALLY RELAXED.

SHE WAS WITH HER MOM AND DAD.

SHE'S NOT ONE OF THEM ROWDY WILD KIDS.

SHE WAS OKAY WITH US.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE OKAY TO TRAVEL WITH A YOUNG KID.

SHE DOESN'T BOTHER YOU ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: THESE SHOOEZ GOOD ON THE PLANE.

>> BUT THE PLANES ARE GETTING VIOLENT.

YOU SEE ALL THE FIGHTS HAPPENING IN THE AIRPORTS AND ON PLANES.

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO TO VEGAS TO SEA MAYWEATHER FIGHT.

JUST GO TO DEALT.

THAT LAST FIGHT, THAT DUDE A STRAIGHT LEFT HOOK, LEFT JAB.

I SAID, WOOO!

THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE YOU THE P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT ON THE PLANE

NOWHERE.

THERE'S A VOICE THAT GOES, "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!"

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: VERY NICE.

HEY, I UNDERSTAND-- THIS IS KIND OF EXCITING NEWS-- I UNDERSTAND

THAT YOU'VE GOT A PROJECT WITH JORDAN PEELE.

WHAT'S THAT GOING TO BE?

>> TBS, WE HAVE A SERIOUS ON TBS WITH JORDAN PEELE.

I TALKED TO HIM TODAY.

IT'S GOING TO BE VERY NICE.

IT'S GROUNDED AND FUNNY.

IT'S MY LIFE.

IT'S CALLED "THE LAST O.G." AND YOU ALL ARE GOING TO ENJOY IT.

ME, CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER, TIFFANY HADDISH.

IT'S GOING TO BE BEAUTIFUL.

>> Stephen: HAVE YOU SEEN "GET OUT?"

>> YEAH, I SAW "GET OUT."

THAT WAS SCARY.

IT WAS LIKE WATCHING "THE EXORCIST."

MY DAD TOOK ME TO SEE "THE EXORCIST."

AND HE'S SMOKING A JOINT NEXT TO ME AND I'M WATCHING THIS GIRL'S

HEAD TURN AROUND.

TRAUMATIZED ME FOR LIFE.

I WAS SCARED OF LITTLE WHITE GIRLS FOR YEARS!

>> Stephen: WELL, "GET OUT" WILL NOT HELP THAT.

>> NO.

BUT THAT'S MY MAIN MAN.

CONGRATULATIONS, JORDAN.

I LOVE YOU.

>> Stephen: TRACY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU.

THANK YOU FOR SPREADING THE LOVE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) "STAYING ALIVE" IS AVAILABLE

TUESDAY ON NETFLIX.

TRACY MORGAN, EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TIMOTHY SIMONS.

For more infomation >> Tracy Morgan Is Following Trump's Example - Duration: 5:43.

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A non-toxic dye for jeans - Duration: 2:40.

Here it is, the seventh colour of the rainbow - indigo blue.

Also known as Genoa Blue, in the language of fashion, Bleu de Gênes.

Blue jeans.

The indigo blue used to dye jeans

is not water-soluble.

But we can do this with our electro-chemical method.

So we don't use any toxic chemical products.

The blue in the jeans

is just as durable as with the old chemical method,

which has shaped the jeans industry up to the present day.

An environmentally friendly sensation,

says David Crettenand about the revolutionary process

which he started.

He is one of the first who made eco-jeans a reality.

Producing indigo with electrodes instead of with chemicals

is quite cool and actually rather logical.

Similar patents have existed for quite some time.

But before now nobody developed it to the point

of it being economically viable.

Ten years ago the young entrepreneur knocked on the doors

of the Valais-based Foundation for Innovation in the hills around Sion.

Sebastien Mabillard was enthusiastic about the project.

He provides support with HR matters and other things.

Together they're now testing the market,

especially in Greece and Turkey.

At these meetings we sat

at a table with six or seven heads of textile companies.

Sometimes it's difficult to negotiate in another language,

because you simply don't know all the cultural differences.

So we're glad to have each other.

That way we can see if we've really understood everything correctly.

Ultimately, it's the Italian industry

which will develop the environmentally friendly processing of blue jeans further.

When we started with the project,

people said: "You're crazy!"

In the field of jeans manufacturing nobody was interested

in protecting the environment.

Things are different today.

Levi's, Wrangler - all the companies are trying

to make their production as environmentally friendly as possible.

That's a good opportunity for us too.

The environmentally friendly added value is the critical USP.

The green solution for the blue used in jeans - developed in the Rhône valley -

now wants to conquer the rest of the blue planet.

For more infomation >> A non-toxic dye for jeans - Duration: 2:40.

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Comey's Firing Is Inspiring 'Godfather' Comparisons - Duration: 4:54.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

IT IS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT IS FRIDAY.

I THINK WE ALL NEED A WEEKEND.

EXCEPT JAMES COMEY.

HIS STARTED ON TUESDAY.

( LAUGHTER ) AND EVER SINCE COMEY WAS FIRED,

FOLKS AT THE F.B.I. HAVE BEEN FEELING PRETTY DEMORALIZED.

IN FACT, WHEN ASKED FOR A COMMENT, ONE VETERAN F.B.I.

AGENT TOLD A REPORTER, "WHO CARES?

NOTHING MATTERS.

NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING.

EVERYTHING SUCKS."

( LAUGHTER ) I BELIEVE WE HAVE A PHOTO OF

THAT AGENT: ( LAUGHTER )

COME ON, F.B.I.

THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING THAT WOULD CHEER YOU UP.

YOU'VE GOT THOSE STORAGE LOCKERS FILLED WITH COCAINE AND

BOOTLEG DVDs.

JUST STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND WATCH ALL THE HARRY POTTER MOVIES ON

FAST FORWARD.

IT'S FUN TO WATCH THEM AGE.

AND YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHY MORAL IS LOW AT THE F.B.I.

IT'S NOT JUST COMEY'S FIRING, IT'S HOW DONALD TRUMP DID IT.

HE SENT HIS LONGTIME PRIVATE SECURITY GUARD TO DELIVER THE

TERMINATION LETTER IN A MANILA FOLDER TO F.B.I. HEADQUARTERS.

IF YOU EVER WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'RE THE VILLAIN IN A MOVIE,

ASK YOURSELF THIS QUESTION:, "DO I HAVE A PRIVATE SQUAD OF GOONS

WHO TERMINATE PEOPLE?" A SENIOR INTELLIGENCE OFFICIAL

SAID, "IT'S NOT JUST THAT THEY REMOVED HIM.

IT'S THAT THEY DID IT IN THE MOST THUGGISH AND HUMILIATING

WAY POSSIBLE.

I THINK THAT WAS DESIGNED TO SEND A MESSAGE: 'CUT THIS

(BLEEP) OUT OR THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU.'

THIS IS LIKE HORSE HEAD IN THE BED."

IT'S LIKE "THE GODFATHER," ONLY IN THIS ONE, NOBODY RESPECTS THE

DON.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YES.

RIGHT?

BUT YESTERDAY, SEAN SPICER STAND-IN AND STAR OF A ONE-WOMAN

SHOW ABOUT MARIE OSMOND, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS, DENIED

THAT THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH MORALE AT THE F.B.I.

>> I'VE HEARD FROM COUNTLESS MEMBERS OF THE F.B.I. THAT ARE

GRATEFUL AND THANKFUL FOR THE PRESIDENT'S DECISION.

>> Stephen: "COUNTLESS"?

I HAVE A CALCULATOR HERE.

LET ME HELP YOU COUNT.

GO AHEAD.

>> I'VE CERTAINLY HEARD FROM A LARGE NUMBER OF INDIVIDUALS, AND

THAT'S JUST MYSELF.

AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT MANY PEOPLE IN THE FBI.

>> Stephen: OKAY, OKAY, A LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE YOU KNOW, AND

THAT IS A SMALL NUMBER OF PEOPLE THAT YOU KNOW, AND THAT ADDS UP

TO... YEAH, IT'S (BLEEP).

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

THAT'S MATH.

THAT'S NOT ME.

THAT'S MATH.

>> Jon: IF YOU DO THE MATH, YOU GET THE RIGHT ANSWER.

>> Stephen: THE QUESTION IS, WHO WILL REPLACE JAMES COMEY

NOW?

WE NEED A HEAD OF THE F.B.I.

IT'S A HUGE ORGANIZATION.

SOME ARE SPECULATING THAT IT MIGHT BE CHRIS CHRISTIE OR RUDY

GIULIANI.

( BOOING ) OR AS I CALL THEM, "TWEEDLE DEE

AND RUDY GIULIANI."

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

I PERSONALLY-- IT WOULD BE EXCITING TO SEE THOSE GUYS BACK

ON THE NATIONAL STAGE.

I THINK HE SHOULD APPOINT BOTH OF THEM.

GIULIANI CAN RIDE CHRISTIE'S SHOULDERS LIKE MASTER AND

BLASTER.

IT DOES FEEL LIKE THE AFTER-TIMES.

AND AMERICANS AREN'T THE ONLY ONES WHO ARE SHOCKED ABOUT THE

COMEY FIRING.

SO IS THE REST OF THE WORLD.

A BRITISH PAPER CALLED COMEY'S FIRING "A BRAZEN ATTACK

ON THE RULE OF LAW."

AN ISRAELI PAPER DESCRIBED TRUMP AS "A PRESIDENT WHO DOESN'T PLAY

BY ANY RULES."

AND A HEADLINE IN THE NETHERLANDS READ, "VREES VOOR

DOOFPOT NA ONSTLAG FBI-TOPMAN."

( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T SPEAK DUTCH, BUT I THINK

I KNOW WHO THE "DOOFPOT" IS.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

OH, MY GOSH.

AND THE TURMOIL BACK HERE IN THE STATES IS REALLY HARD ON U.S.

AMBASSADORS.

LIKE THE U.S. AMBASSADOR TO QATAR, DANA SHELL SMITH, WHO

TWEETED, "INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT TO WAKE UP OVERSEAS TO NEWS FROM

HOME, KNOWING I WILL SPEND TODAY EXPLAINING OUR DEMOCRACY AND

INSTITUTIONS."

IT DOES SOUND HARD.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TOUGH GIG.

>> Jon: THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.

>> Stephen: LET ME TRY TO HELP YOU OUT, AMBASSADOR.

I CAN EXPLAIN OUR GOVERNMENT TO THE PEOPLE OF QATAR: AMERICA IS

RUN BY A GROUP OF POWERFUL MEN, MANY OF WHOM ARE VERY RELIGIOUS,

DOING WHATEVER THEY CAN TO PROTECT THEIR OIL INDUSTRY.

I'M NOT SURE IF YOU CAN RELATE TO THAT.

( APPLAUSE ) NOW, I DON'T-- I DON'T-- WE

ALWAYS HAVE A FAIR NUMBER OF QATARIS IN THE AUDIENCE HERE.

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SPREAD THE WORD! The Media is Hiding These 11 Unbelievable Things Trump Did in 100 Days - Duration: 3:21.

SPREAD THE WORD! The Media is Hiding These 11 Unbelievable Things Trump Did in 100 Days

April 29, 2017 marks President Trump's 100th day as our President, Patriots!  The media wants the country and the world to think Trump has been a failure during this time, but NOTHING could be further from the TRUTH! Of course, ya'll know the media spreads FAKE NEWS every day.  But we are here to fix that, …

April 29, 2017 marks President Trump's 100th day as our President, Patriots!  The media wants the country and the world to think Trump has been a failure during this time, but NOTHING could be further from the TRUTH!.

Of course, ya'll know the media spreads FAKE NEWS every day.

 But we are here to fix that, and we are asking every one of our readers to SHARE this out everywhere, so even Trump sees it and knows how proud we are that he is OUR PRESIDENT! .

 Here is what Trump  has accomplished in only 100 Days:

Illegal immigration is DOWN  67%! Allied spending is UP $10 billion! Trump's nominee, Conservative Justice Neil Gorsuch, was sworn in as Supreme Court Justice! In just ONE month since he's been president, 298,000 NEW JOBS were added! President Trump has had successful, important meetings with many foreign leaders, including the Chinese President and Japan's Prime Minister, and more! The U.S.

Stock Market has had multiple record highs since Trump's inauguration! U.S. debt has decreased by $100 billion! Housing sales are RED HOT! President Trump has signed MANY executive orders, to get his, and OUR,  goals met.

 See the complete list of Presidential actions at WhiteHouse.gov. President Trump is leading the march in standing up to Kim Jung-Un of N.

Korea and to chemical weapons attacks in Syria. President Trump has made Americans aware (those of us that are paying attention, anyway), that the mainstream media has been selling LIES and FAKE NEWS for too long!  (h/t Gateway Pundit).

Wow!  What a list!  And all in just 100 days!  Let's get this list SHARED so many times it gets back to President Trump!!!.

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THIS GAME IS CREEPY! - Limbo - Playthrough - Part 1 🎮 - Duration: 13:10.

hey there how's it going I'm Scott and

welcome to my youtube channel in this

series I'm going to be playing through

limbo which is a really cool game it's

got some really nice visuals and audio

and was made by play dead who recently

released another game called inside

which I may well do a playthrough of as

well in time yeah it's an award-winning

game it's really cool so I hope you

enjoy the series if you do enjoy this

video then please do click that like

button down below and make sure you also

subscribe to my channel as well that'd

be great so I'm let's get into the game

and let's play some limbo I actually

bought this game ages ago and then I

never finished it so I thought as I'm

starting a youtube channel I should play

through it initially um because I've

actually really enjoyed this game but I

don't know what happened

creepy

I have had a little play about with this

before I started recording so I can

remember the controls

Faysal good there's a bit of lag can not

too big on three down this down the ramp

if I remember rightly it does begin a

little bit slowly pull that out oh

really mr. down here okay I'll stop

talking

so eerie I love the audio and it

absolutely love it the visuals are

incredible as well

something sinister about to

finally

anyway I'm not going up there can I get

the book yes

jump up there three

somehow we get cross yes don't snap

don't stamp don't snap we jump for joy

button rocky okay something's going to

happen here I can't remember what

happens in this game just now I feel on

edge what are they okay even though they

don't look like I think that traps okay

well we got past them anyway I'm sure we

will soon come across them some more and

probably

Oh is nothin

that what is that gonna do okay

let's give this a go try running Chuck

nope okay let's get that better oh my

god this is embarrassing I'm so sorry if

you're watching this I'm just not yes

there we go what is that noise what was

that noise why does it keep freezing oh

it's gone creepily quiet I need to get a

face camera so you can see what them my

face is doing oh my good god oh my god

oh wow

okay okay then there's gonna be loads

more isn't there

okay maybe not we're going back downhill

now just keep an eye out for the traps

oh my god okay there's a rope there I

need to get something to jump up on that

surely well I just have a me on

flies maybe I need this to get out there

to do come on it's not the fastest paced

game is it see look at that I know this

is why I enjoy platformer game so much

swing okay I need to get some more

leverage shit there we go he's up this

is this character the young lad we'll

call him Stephen cause even I don't know

why but just you need to name him don't

you

you might even have a name something

that is going to snap that's not what we

want

I can't see anything there's a huge tree

in the way oh how am I gonna get across

there so I have to literally swing all

the way over can i push this can i push

it yeah what does that mean ah surely

there's like a what's that it's like a

little oh my god I must be able to

I serve white or was it doing I know I

want to get that we will try and get it

and we've got it oh I did not make a

nice sound I thought it's going to die

then right now we don't want to go back

up there but I don't want to die okay

make our way down safely otherwise there

we go

so I need oh I probably won't need that

we'll need this way to get across the

water look at that okay

genius nailed it I wish you wouldn't lag

so much so there is a lot of luggage it

is very loud okay there's a trap up

there which no one's ever going to get

to so I'm always gonna have to do

something to get to that oh my god

oh my good god what oh I absolutely hate

spiders this is probably why I stopped

playing this game or what can i grab it

nope

what the hell what do I do here let's

see what happens if I go too close to it

oh my good god oh man that is rude that

is brutal

for goodness sake what just happened

that was too much

Jesus oh I'm back so is there any way I

can get that trap there's got to be a

way I can get that we just keep making

him okay I can't remember what to do can

I achieve it

ah here we go let's make him it move yes

please in tease him yeah there we go

it's coming okay now I need to just jump

over that get it put it right where it

hurts

ah say Christ tonight

no interested buddy yes oh just missed

yet there we go ha ha ha

goodbye mr. spider do I have to do it

again

have to do again oh okay there we go

they'll do yes weird mailing this stuff

oh my god that's brutal

I'm sweating I've got to do all to get

enough right go up bang dead yes

Spidey down are they so creepy that

noise makes you filthy oh man that made

me feel so anxious all I can see is

these two bulbus eyes on man let's just

take a minute

cool my heart rate it's going through

the roof we're here oh man oh man

another creepy noise is making me feel

extremely on edge why is that what oh

it's not like corpses I'm stuck in I'm

stuck in a web oh that's not what you

want okay okay okay

let me out please oh you get all that is

not fun for anyone there's got to be a

way to get out of it oh man that is so

sick he's just hanging there

yeah Eric I thought he had killed and

then I thought the spider had killed him

poor little Stephen in a little cocoon

flippin Eck okay surely I can just

wiggle out of this hey hop hop hop so

we're gonna end the episode there do we

get out of that way as soon find out if

you enjoyed that video then please do

click the like button down below and

subscribe if you want to see more got

plenty more videos coming out in the

future and the end thanks for watching

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Top 10 Weirdest and Crazy Inventions Ever - Duration: 5:41.

Human population have reached 7 billion, and we must admit that there are some crazy people

living among us, and some of them are inventing truly wired things.

Although the line between a crazy and a genius is razor thin, but not every insane person

is a genius.

We created a list of 10 weirdest things that could be found on internet, however, some

of you might find these items useful, but the fact would remain the same that these

innovations are truly bizarre.

Have a look at ten weirdest and most crazy inventions.

10.

Quack- Duck Bill Muzzle For Dog

If you're annoyed or disturbed by your dog barking at you day in day out, and you're

dying to shut him up for a couple of hours, then you can go ahead and try this product

today.

But for everyone else who have a dog because they love dogs not a four legged platypus,

this innovation is kind of weird.

No matter how beneficial it can potentially be, there's no doubt that this is one of

the weirdest Inventions human brain has ever come up with.

9.

The Ab Hancer

We all know how difficult it is to workout each and every day to get those six pack of

abs to impress your girl.

But remember, we're living in this technological wonderland where everything is possible, even

getting abs without working out.

All you have to do is put it on your fat belly and just wait until it becomes flat and sexy

as Ryan Gosling.

Alright wait, don't get too excited because this thing is ridiculous as it sounds, not

only it's not gonna help you to get any kind of abs whatsoever, we believe it's

some of kind of hoax or something.

8.

Ironius: The Coffee​ Mug iron

If you're a house wife and you lack time to do all the tasks, and looking for a product

that can help you do multitasking, then Ironius could be quite helpful for you.

You can take a couple of fresh coffee sips while doing iron on your clothes with the

same gadget, seriously.

7.

Foot Powered Bike We know, this may be hard to believe, but

the bike you're seeing in above picture actually exist.

Someone literally came with this idea, convinced the investor that it could be useful and manufactured

it.

Apparently it is created to encourage cycling in urban environment, but ditching paddles

and seat for feet and harness crushing your balls, is beyond understanding for a person

with IQ above 50.

6.

Anti-Pervert Hairy Stockings

If you're a beautiful girl and prefer to wear shorts in summer season, but can't

get away because of those boys looking hairy legs, so, this stockings are just made for

you.

It would make your legs look like they haven't been shaved for ages.

It would not only disgust boys and repel them away from you, but would also give you a more

beautiful natural human look.

5.

Shower Mic

Are you a bathroom singer?

Yes?

Don't be ashamed we all are.

Hence, comes the shower mic made out of sponge, that can bring out Freddie Mercury buried

deep inside you.

Shower mic could literally be absolutely useful, as some people have bought it on Amazon and

gave it positive ratings.

4.

Banana slip case

Japan is a well known player in the field of nations that come with some of the most

crazy Inventions, and banana slip case is just another proof of it.

It is a plastic cover for your banana to basically protect it from dirt.

Which is kind of useless considering that the skin is already there to do the job.

Imagine you're sitting in your office and having an uncontrollable urge to drink alcohol,

now you can do nothing, unless you have a hip flask or a tie like this.

Flask Tie contain bladder hidden inside it that can be used to carry any kind of drink

including alcohol.

So if you're feeling stressed in the middle of work, your tie is always there to save

you, just take a small sip and enjoy.

2.

Female Urination Device

The credit of this innovation goes to Edyth Lacy, who came up with this idea around 1920s.

The device allow Females urinate while standing similar to males.

But ladies all the goodness aside, you'll have to admit that this thing looks freaking

weird.

1.

Head Mounted Toilet Paper Dispenser What else could be more weird than Female

Urination device, it is a portable toilet paper dispenser.

This dispenser actually isn't entirely useless.

Think about it, for those who have cold, they can just rip a fresh paper, clean the nose

and throw it away, clean and simple.

But we're not sure how many people are willing to look like a cartoon, for the sake of having

tissue paper.

10 Weirdest and Crazy Inventions Ever

Are these the weirdest and crazy inventions ever?

From foot powered bike and shoe umbrellas to the female urination device, these are

some of the wackiest but crazy inventions ever.

Head Mounted Toilet Paper Dispenser Female Urination Device

Flask Tie Banana slip case

Shower Mic Anti-Pervert Hairy Stockings

Foot Powered Bike The Coffee​ Mug iron

The Ab Hencer Quack- Duck Bill Muzzle For Dog

Shoe umbrellas

The Japanese are renowned for their awesome as well as crazy innovations.

Have you idea what were they