Waching daily Nov 25 2017

Ṭarīqatunā ṣ-ṣuḥbah wa l-khayru fi l-jam'iyyah.

Sorry for you. Mā shā'a Llāh, very nice

they making Mawlīd.

Mawlīd it is very important.

In our ṭarīqah, Mawlīd every language.

You have malay language also?

Arabic... Must be malay language.

Somebody... Mawlīd is very important because

praising Prophet ﷺ

and making people to feel more love,

more respect, to remember Prophet ﷺ, remember

his mother and his ancestors,

and how he was whole his life.

This is – I don't know Mawlīd Arab Dubai like this but in Turkish

Suleyman Celebi has this Mawlīd.

He write before eight hundred years ago

and still nobody can

make something like this –

very simple but very complete

and very nice.

Mawlānā was all time repeat

piece from this Mawlīd.

And this Mawlīd also, mā shā'a Llāh

good but it must be malay language also.

Some but unfortunately they couldn't do this.

Because nowadays people they cannot do. They must be from

old time to do it.

Sorry what we interrupt people.

Not for our people, mā shā'a Llāh,

they are very good performancing.

Sorry but our ṭarīqah,

Naqshbandī ṭarīqah. Naqshbandī ṭarīqah meaning

dhikr khafī, everything silent.

So we can do tashabbuh for other

ṭarīqah but also for people

now everywhere they thought

ḥaḍrah it is part from Naqshbandī ṭarīqah.

We giving permission to make dhikr khatm

and they said how we will do ḥaḍrah?

Ḥaḍrah it is not from our ṭarīqah. Don't do it.

No need for ḥaḍrah. Ḥaḍrah only for

tashabbuh and for other ṭarīqah we immitate them to make barakah.

When you are three people you will make

dhikr khatm. How three people they

can make ḥaḍrah?

This is for our people they said it is from

ṭarīqah. Our ṭarīqah only khatm and ṣuḥbah.

Ḥaḍrah of course we can do but not

from our ṭarīqah – this is what I like to explain here.

And for people, especially

who are they against our ṭarīqah

Naqshbandī, they said, "They make ḥaḍrah."

It is not from our ṭarīqah, ḥaḍrah.

You can tell them – it is from

many ṭarīqah they are doing ḥaḍrah.

They are making dhikr loudly.

But normally our even in our dhikr

until we make whole,

first part silent and

second part also not from our

dhikr. When you say Allāh Allāh lā ilāha illā Llāh also not

our ṭarīqah, also immitate forty ṭarīqah.

This is very important for our people to know

and to be careful.

And Mawlānā especially he like

was separating ladies from men.

So when this happen

you cannot separate. So for this we don't like

to make ḥaḍrah when there is ladies

and men together.

Sorry for this. Allāh ﷻ accept your

invitation. Allāh ﷻ make it

to make us to know

truth and reality

and to be happy, in shā'a Llāh.

Wa min Allāhi t-tawfīq, al-Fātiḥah.

Salāmu 'alaykum.

For one week this

K: bay'ah? No not bay'ah when Prophet ﷺ

born they said

waḍa'at ummu l-Ḥabīb.

you can wait... stand up and make ṣalawāt standing

when there is lady. But if

no lady maybe you can make ḥaḍrah. Thank you.

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THE END IS NEAR! | Flight - Duration: 31:21.

TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE; AND WELCOME TO A GAME CALLED FLIGHT

Now

This is gonna sound a little stupid a little silly because this is a game about paper airplanes you make paper airplanes

And you throw them but not in the sense that you are thinking

It's one of those games like Burrito Bison

Or toss the turtle or, what was it I used to play in college? Angry Grandma or something like that?

Where you throw things and then in the air you get different upgrades and everything?

but this one seemed kind of cool because it seemed like it had...

I dunno. A bit more polish to it.

It seems to have like a story and a cool art style and the music is already great and everything. So...

I thought I'd try it out.

Why not?

A nice little relaxing game to play and chill out with, so...

new game, please in slot 1.

(old narrator voice) It's Christmas time and all the kids were waiting for Santa Claus.

Across the street, Stephanie saw her friend Margaret get a gift from her mother.

She didn't like Margaret very much, and she was poor so she couldn't get any gifts of her own.

So, she wrote a letter to Dear Santa saying: "I want to see my mommy this Christmas."

"Love, Sandy"

That wasn't her real name of course.

She wrote down a different name for the fear that Santa would hack her.

(normal) Okay, getting started. Pick it up and throw it.

So...

*Begin epic dancing to the game music*

Sounds like we're going to get into Top Gun, or something.

Getting Started, pick it up and throw it.

I just go...

WOOSH!

GO Majestic plane!

*reading*

So you just throw it?

That's it?

Simple. Easy to understand, right?

Everyone out there, you all know how to play it?

Y'all in the game?

Good!

KEEP YOUR FUCKING HEAD ON A SWIVEL!

'Cause it's about to get crazy.

Okay, next.

Aah. See-

The idea the game, I think, is that you throw the letter all the way to Santa.

So, the more upgrades we get the further we're able to throw it and then we get across London

And then we get across France

And then we get across Belgium

And then we get across...

Some places that we're not gonna mention because we don't like them very much.

Um...

*Your plane becomes lighter, and falls slower.*

How much money do I have?

I have $58.

*Your plane retains its velocity for longer.*

I mean, much of a muchness.

Okay, Mr. Plane!

LET'S

LET'S GO!

I love the music, the music is my favorite part.

It really sounds like something epic is about to go down!

Okay, so we got further than last time.

We have $59 now!

So, am I- am I constantly making progress, then?

You're able to control your plane at the cost of fuel.

Higher levels give you better control.

OOH!

That'd be a good one later on, but for now...

The mightiest plane needs to soar!

That was a sh*t one! Cr*p! Lot of money though...

Nice! Okay $52.00

Yeah, okay. We're still getting a lot of stuff. The initial power of throwing the plane is increased by 10% Oh...

Go, Mr. Plane!

Cranes Gift Will Give You... A bonus multiplier to all the cash you collect for a couple of seconds. Whoa!

Fu*k yeah! Thank you, Mr. Crane!

Appreciate you bro!

We have $93.00 now! Okay, we might be able to control our plane this time. I don't know how do I control it?

Where's the plane? It's just gone forever, okay

Now that you have the rudder upgrade you can control your plane with the A and D. Keys, okay?

Okay down we go down. We go and then

Soaring majestically your stalling because you few slow

That's your fault not mine. I'm the best the best at this game the best at throwing paper airplanes

I don't know, it's weird because when you say this is like is he really playing a game of my throwing paper airplanes

But you have to admit. This is surprisingly fun, and these are the types of games

I love because they're free and all of you can go out and play them as well. There's a McDonald's bag right there. Ah

Nice nice warning go faster. I'm trying

I didn't do very well that time did I?

Didn't do very well but we're over the 200 meter mark

Normal stars have an additional 2% chance to spawn as a gold star. Haven't even seen normal stars yet. Hold space bar to activate your engine

It's about to go off

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE I DECLARE THEE

PLANE!

I'm gonna do this

WAAAHOOOO!!

NICE!

I feel like the most epic plane that has ever existed. Watch this one? Watch this one?

I got a good plan huh, and then you boost?

Straight into the sky

Nothing can stop the power of the majestic standard plane. There was a star

I didn't go very far. I didn't go very far because I saw the star that's what I'm gonna chalk it up to right

okay, okay better idea better idea

We go for lateral movement

There we fucking go that's what it's all about we had 58 last time. What are we doing this time? a maybe a bit more

68

Still not doing that great, but we're almost over the 500 mark we're almost halfway there

I'M COMING SANTA!!

20% is greater than 10% by the power of Grayskull

Kay, gotta use that power.

Oh Yes, yes get the stars get the stars! YOU MOTHERF*CKER!

That's fine

Graceful wind-up windmills will give your plane a WOO!!

Aw I Thought those were markers for how far I was going I didn't realize that they were boosts

Okay, we're over the five hundo mark we're making her way towards, Santa Claus!

Man I want to take that base line out for a meal

I want to take that bass-line out for dinner and show it a f*cking good time

that bass-line is one sick nasty Jam

Okay, that was that was a good distance couple more and we'll be on our way to s Klaus

Your plane resists negative wind effects and getting greater boosts from windmills increased you duration of the crane bonus by one second

No improves the plane in general gives you additional fuel

Hell to the easy! *gasps*

We're a fucking fighter jet now!

listen to that bass-line!!

Fuck yea- SANTA!

Santa baby! I am coming!

In more ways than one because this is the best plane that mankind has ever crafted out of two pieces of paper

Fuck yeah, dude

Oh very close, one more me and Santa baby are gonna have a good time

"Whenever you stall you are given a chance to restart your engines"

But I never stall

Because I'm amazing

Okay

WOOHOO!!

Off into space the plane went to feel its own destiny *starts singing along to the bass-line of the music*

We can do this plane! you and I together through the cosmos

bababaBA! sounds like a fucking news show. sounds like were about to give some breaking news. breaking news!

Expert man-made plane soars above Louisiana!... in.. London.

ohhhh!! so close!!

Okay gonna save my money for the next phase. I wonder what country we're going to next

Or if we're just going to cross England cuz it does say London. It doesn't say England- get the star, get the star. Are you fucking-?

It's fine. I didn't want that star, it was the worst star, anyway. I've better stars in my ass

Come on! get that- get those stars!

Yes! hit a windmill, hit a windmill. That's not a windmill. We're moving on! level up!!

*starts speaking french* oh, Pourquoi ah

Mon Dieu, Oh kissed you said Oh

Lydia Christmas letter from stupid little girl

why're you getting angry at this letter?

NO! no, no. Jesus Christ no

"bonjour croissant chateau le fries"

That's not how that works- we are going to France! okay, wait, hold up, rewind a second there.

He saw the name Sandy-

bear in mind writing to Santa Claus. He saw Sandy writing to Santa Claus

and he thought it was some hot lady,

and tried to write back, or something- that's fucking gross! You're going to prison mister sir!

Oh, let's fucking go. I hear the air in France is a lot better. There's a lot more lift

You know why cuz there's a lot of hot air in France. It's all that smugness

Rising from the people and it will launch my plane!!

Into the French sky

"the winds of destiny"

"when your plane rocks up and down it means it is being blown by the wind or could be- and

could be either good or bad for you"

Okay, well I'm gonna fight the winds of Destiny and make my own!

Uh Oh, uh oh, that's a bad one for me

Nice Christmas music. starstruck, I am

feeling the

wondrous beauty of the nightttttttttttttt

its turning into the

jacksepticeye musical!

Nice! we're here to give you some breaking news above the skies of France people have seen- oh never mind. It's down

It's okay. Go home! go home everybody it's over! Oh yes

(french words lol)

Here we fucking go.

Hell yes!!

I'm glad to see that even over the skies of France we have not lost our rhythm! and our beat! and our sexy

glorious style!

Go mr.. Go mr.. Plane. Go mr.. Plane fly through the skies of France

Keep going, keep going ,hit a windmill, hit a windmill, that's not a fucking windmill! I'm not gonna lie guys

I'm having an actual genuinely good time playing this game. There's something about it

I think it's the music and the fact that I'm throwing around paper airplanes

It's just a fucking good-ass time

*singing along to the music again*

get the star, get the star, yess!!

I don't know what my record is yet? I don't know how far I've gone the most

But I'm getting a lot of mons hons

That has to be some sort of a record

199! can I- can I see my my stats?

Ummm. I don't know. I don't think so. I want to see them

*more singing*

Oh, yes new achievement! we went over 200! Aw, the windmill right there! damnit!

I feel like I'm in some sorta Christmas special

*in silly voice* "The wonder of magic is in my eyes, that the snow is falling on my face- Oh wait. No, that's not snow!!"

Oh my god. Oh my god. We've been so fucking far!

Hell yeah! only got $155 but thats fine

We'went so fucking far ok we're almost to the 22 hundo baby

What do I want? "cranes now also give you a boost" oh yes!!

This is badly needed

Cuz that's what I was gonna say wouldn't it make more sense if the cranes boosted you cuz they have wings oh

Yeah, we are going places now. We are going places now my friends

We are going to send the world's first paper airplane into space

We're going to make it happen science be damned

I don't care if it's not ready. I don't care if it needs four more years. We are making this bad bitch happen

Go go hit more cranes hit more stars hit some windmills hit some kids. No, okay. We're not hitting kids anymore. Oh

Yeah, look at that fucking distance

Wow

Miss your plane

Going through the stratosphere

Okay, Landing the ground or whatever. Oh my god. That was the best one yet

Okay, haha one more like that. We are fucking on our way to the races. I love this

I'm gonna call you Billy Billy the biplane actually no. I'm not because screw you billy

fucking hate Billy

All right here we go this is gonna be the big one

there's gonna be the best one so far it has to be I have more upgrades than I've ever had I'm

more fuel

So long as the winds of Destiny are with me. They're fucking not. Oh come on. I'm missing all the things

Like my plane would have done so far if I pay all those

Goddamn it

Okay

Let's still pretty damn good for having a terrible round. Oh he's not stopping. He's gone forever. Oh

Okay stop

Okay, we should be out of France now. Thank fuck am I right. Don't tell me

They were in Egypt. Oh God can't go ahead oh, no. We Sally the camel

Sambo and baguettes

Okay oh

My god so

Then this is like an awful game a Chinese whispers where it starts off with the girl being like I

Really want to see my mom for Christmas

Then the next guy is like oh, she's hot

I'm gonna send her a message by the fires like by the fire people are fired. The one's gonna explode the end is near oh

People are stupid look at this

I have a distance four hundred in one go and it's not stopping there, baby

It's going fun for a very long time. Can we break 500? I think we can I think oh?

my Jesus Christ

Do my crane bonus does not stack beyond tens they did not double ah

If we get enough of them in a row I can combo them oh

And then it wears off oh, okay, I haven't even heard this part of the song before

700 meters, holy fuck oh

Yeah, what we did we've broke 800 one go oh mercy

Holy fuck

Once per flight you can turn all stars into rainbow stars for ten seconds

oh

I feel like I should get that

so probably not gonna be near this amount of money again for a while I

Can customize my plane I?

I can make it a green plane

Put some textures over it

Those are hideous I

like

Could upgrade my plane

Yeah, Ill upgrade the plane oh fuck yeah, you're never gonna see it now because the fucking stealth fighter, and it's camouflaged

They're better booted a bit but

Get to start get the story into the sky you go

I'm never gonna get past 800 again anytime soon at least

Those are once-in-a-lifetime chance. I mean I say that but here. I am over 500 again on a

terrible run, so

There might be something in this. I like how it the higher you get the faster you get through the levels as well

See I never stall so this is pointless

Let's just get standard upgrades

still don't know what a perfect angle to throw at is

Hit the star hit the serve Jesus Christ

I have a lot of velocity going off at the start come on hit one of these there you go

Any circuit in these early on?

Crap cuz then you don't have to use any fuel to boost you can just use your fuel to steer

And that is a very good

Whatever through this fucking rainbow star thing is go Oh

All-stars our rainbow sirs oh Jesus and they post me, holy fuck oh

It's over that was cold, I like that one

My god. I'm at 200 already almost now I am

Without even burning through one of my fuel reserves. This is gonna be a long one doo doo doo doo do

Do dodo dodo?

Do do do do do do dodo dodo

This is my moment my perfect moment guys I'm at 600. I haven't even burned through two fuel tanks

They were five times crane bonus

What is happening? Oh?

Yeah, I'm going way above a thousand. I'm making it happen dreams are coming true right now. I love this

Get ready for get ready for

We should be we're way above what my eight my score was last time oh yeah, oh, yeah a

Thousand and one go it's pointless though. I only needed like 200 to finish this level oh

Yeah here we go here we go hit the stairs.

Broken thousand I

Still have a long way to go. I think I can hit 1200 1500 even calling it

1500 we're going for it we're going all the way okay, I'm out of boosts. I'm out of fuel

It's in the hands of the Gods now. We are at 1200. Can you break the record for I've already broken the record and

destroyed it even

my record that is

Which is the only record that matters? I'm not here to compare myself to other people

I'm only here to be the best me that I can be ah

So fucking close come on come on no

My Jesus okay, what's happening where we going next?

Okay, I have no idea where we are

But a bird drop that

That no, it's it's not a bird

So now it's the birds not dead. It's fight. That was a paper airplane. That's not money in it

Okay Africa is that where we are hi I have no idea anymore

Holding on to the star of this time

I'm not making rainbow stars

until I run out of boosts and distance and all that kind of stuff because that's what's going to carry me further and

So starts to stall and still starts to go wrong and so starts to be a bitch

That's when we start our rainbow stars. That's what it'll take us all the way that shit

Yes

more base I

Love this. This is just a good time right here wait my plane feels like a fucking superhero

but bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet

Alright we're half way out of our fuel reserves coming into the last two tanks

Okay, give it a little boost get a little boost give it a look fuck

Damn, that cost me a lot the winds of destiny they were not with me today

What happened winds I?

Should be doing much better

Should be doing much better. This is where I was at 1200 the last time

You're not you're not giving it to me good. This time. Okay. Spawn the stars

It only fucking works if you actually hit some of them there you go here you go

Jet streams will push you back up back and cause you to lose speed trying to avoid the jet stream. Oh Jesus. Oh god

motherfucker

That's it. I'm out of boosts. I'm out of steering. I'm out of boosts

I'm out of everything, but I do still have the joy in my heart

That's all that matters my plane is actually doing pretty damn good. Oh my god

Are you gonna break the record ah?

That was a long distio my bro

Oh, man we almost fucking made it Jesus. Okay? What do I want plane retains its velocity for longer?

Your plane becomes lighter and fall slower five six thousand

Jesus was that a hack I did and I hacked the planet I think I did

guys guys guys I

Have just broken my records. I have just broken my records after hitting like five slipstream jet streams

Whatever yes go

1,500

Never stops the plane of destiny the winds of destiny were with me today. Thank you winds

Look my beautiful boy look at my beautiful plane go

1663

Ha ha do we make it of fucking course we did

Okay now we are

Somewhere

We're in Asia

Okay, I think we landed in Japan is our weird by Yamato, okay, Japan

Ha ha there you go

Did you write a song on it?

Okay, I think we actually keep some of our progress as well. We have one left to go. I'm fucking doing this

Oh, my god, Japan is awesome. Okay. You saw it for a second. It's all neon

The sky is also green for some reason. I don't know why I know I'm tend to understand

Japan I might from there, no have I been there no

Closest I got was Korea, and that's not the same thing

Those are different different countries

Okay hit some stars hit some stars yes

There you go to keep that head up you got to keep that chin up mr. Plane

For the world is yours, and you can do whatever you want as long as you put your mind to it anything is possible

so go out there and get what you need I

Love making the music Sinko huh a mysterious and impractical upgrade that is probably not worth the cost

What was it well, what did I just get?

Was it just nothing is that is that what the joke was is that I just bought nothing I?

Don't want to buy nothing

That was that was dumb. It's gonna be hired me to score of

1663 I

remembered my high score this time because that was the year my grandfather defeated that polar bear out in the the West Indies and

Not not the Andes Mountains the west Andes the the - Andes who lived over on the west side of town

They they had a polar bear at the backyard

crazy time I mean

They didn't have anywhere near polar bears, so that was a little weird India. That's where they lived

We used to call it an diya because the Andes lived in India we're time, but my family are quirky like that

We have the nickname the law randoms in our town guys. I don't want to alarm you but

We could be on a record - beating 1663 polar bear season

It might actually be happening the greatest time of our lives might be upon us

With the sexiest bass line work on all the way baby fucking World Cup status

1663 is out of here fuck you Brandon fuck you Andes

We're going all the way for the 18-hundreds. We're almost modern-day. Oh

Come on. Please. Please just keep going keep a flight my sexy beautiful plane boy

Come on. Come on. Do it do it for daddy do it for daddy hit a windmill and remember

Yes, what?

I

Transformed

That's what my upgrade was you're the best son. Oh

My god keep going keep going yes

Come on

Twenty-seven

Oh my god, that was incredible, please tell me that's enough to make it all the way to the end of the game oh

That would have been amazing I

Have everything maxed

Okay one last flight you only have to go

I don't even think you have to go sixteen hundred so I want to see what happens if we go into space I

Wanna see what happens if we max out this bad boy altitude

Okay up over that fucking jet stream fuck the jet streams

Nice

50 meters up

Wow

That's cool

When we get you go higher what about the height somebody went in this game is there's not even any stars up here

ironic how the code the higher you get up the less tires you see but I

Really wished was a mechanic in this game where you could get more fuel back

That'll be fun didn't that say that my impractical

Upgrade was probably not worth the cost liars

Anyway was so worth the cost not only was I transformers Robots in Disguise in the skies, but?

That looked amazing

and it helped me a lot, and they got me to 2017 I mean much further but

2017 is all I wanted I think we have finished the game by now you can land now

Not until the sexy base is over though

And gently does it there okay? Nevermind? I'm a hedgehog

What the fuck

Okay, I didn't know you had it in ya. I'm so cute. Okay. We have finished it. We're at the end I think

Santa-san or Klaus

God what's the note gonna say? No?

Oh, it's a nice song for Santa

That's it

No nothing Sandy's back home sent missing her mom that other. Dude is still horny one guy still think the world is going to end

what the fuck

Play on

Where the fuck am I I'm going straight into space hundred meters 150

Spacers the purple stars are harder to get but much worse. There's enormous tears. Oh oh

There I restart my engines and stall anymore

Okay, well, I guess that does it for this video on flight. There is no more

We didn't even get to hear the song at the end. Maybe the song he wrote down. Maybe the song yamaja Road

Who's actually the sexy bassline?

Maybe it's just a bassist

For a racist those are very different things anyway. Thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it

Oh wait good. We're diving. We're diveing. We're Swan diving. Oh shit. Oh God

Mayday Mayday

We're going down

Thank you guys so much for watching this video if you liked it punch that like button in the face

like a boss

Thank you guys see you dudes

My god that was way more fun than it should have been I played that for an hour

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Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to everything is going to be okay

Which I highly freakin doubt because look at this

This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen this is like

LSD in video game form I have no idea what this is I don't know what the premise of this is I just saw some

Screenshots of it and it looks so bizarre that I had to try it out for myself

And it just loads up hits you with this kaleidoscope of colors

And then it's just like hey pick a page and when you hover over them

They make weird noises so lets just start with page one I don't know why it's over here. I don't know what's going to happen

You're going to fall on some spikes

Okay am I supposed to stop you?

A field of spikes. what? dig here

Okay, I saved you and over here, I got a ribcage

These are old bones they are making a lot of noise you are getting old your bones are making noises

It's inappropriate to *jack stutter* un-earth old bones just to listen to how they sound

Okay, I did-

Apparently everything is okay. I've been impaled two times

Okay are the police gonna show up on my door is this one of those things

That's happening that I play this over and over and over again and all of a sudden. They're like someone's in the mainframe sarge

I don't think it is

What if you say so all you're doing is flying through the air being impaled on spikes and exploding

Things are going great for me. Okay. That was page one

It's a very very wonderful page this reminds me of Happy Tree Friends in a way, let's try page two

Okay

There's a bird .EXE

There it is! nice bird. A bird comfortably waiting for a boop. Boop!

There you go bird oh

That's cute, okay that might be the least distressing thing we see in this whole game right so I can seek answers

I depend on you for answers. Please help me. Oh my god. Are you okay? I seek answers

Because you told me everything's gonna be okay, so I'm just gonna trust in that

Future is never enough

What? oh it saved this picture to my desktop

Optimism, sometimes you have enough and it said the future is never enough. What is going on. Oh my god. Are you okay?

"'i am completely in control of this situation"

Are you? I worry for you, okay, that was page two

I AM UNCOMFORTABLE

Don't do it again *Stutters* okay, you're looking for love and you're trying to find it right okay, and there's a worm licking your head

That's good

Really likes you a lot has some pretty strong feelings right now. Uh oh

What did I do? uh oh *stutters*

no, not in my personal space get out of my personal space!

I don't like this

I was not prepared for any of this shit

What are you guys and why are you guys?

That's you guys saying that! I thought it was my characters, sorry sorry I'm just gonna push you all out of existence

He's got a little butt. am I supposed to be finding something in this? oh talk to your crush

+1 your crushes talk to you. we did it guys

Your crush is waiting for a reply. I didn't even say with it see what they said

Share something that might be a problem, yell a thing, say something affirmative.

Sure

What music do you like? uh, really bear your soul

Okay, I've been rejected twice

What remains of your crush?

What is happening? I'm being rejected by demons

How do you feel about needs?

Am I just destined to be rejected?

Okay, can I walk into the fire? Can I just end my suffering? It's all different

Do I feel about normal? Normal's overrated, um

Okay, argue that this will work, argue that this will work, share your guilty pleasure. I want to share my guilty pleasure

Pancakes is not my guilty pleasure

I don't know who you are or what you are

Okay say something potentially infuriatingly controversial, lack confidence, say something profound. Something profound!

I just said dialogue. okay, I'm moving on before I have a fucking panic attack page. um, page four.

UM, do you have to?

It just says hi i'm a bot, okay i don't like this shes just going *jack noises*

My god Isaac something changed you during that binding

Enter your name. em, scared

Are you a human? 1 + 30 = Apple! yes, I am a human. humanhost.EXE

Hi friend! *Skele voice* To a skeleton death is freedom you go away, and we are here to stay that's our motto.

Okay, I don't want to see you anymore. You can get an STD by surfing porn sites a top protection. *Jack noises* False?

"I am SO excited to see what you'll turn up at the other end of this"

You can get pregnant, by accidentally by accidentally looking at NSFW image results. False!

Your personality can get cloned with deep learning and be used to commit crimes in foreign countries. I believe that to be true

I've seen the future

Skynet is real. Have you seen the things Boston Dynamics have been creating they made a robot that can backflip! the end is here people!

The Internet is an invasive parasite that requires the minds of human hosts to keep populating it with content

Oh god I didn't think-I didn't think that was true until now

"it's okay, you won't actually be releasing anything evil or anything if you finish this"

Okay, okay games are art, and art is by nature free therefore developers will never make money from their games. Oh

Oh god it's the sad truth Isn't it? they're never gonna make anything out of this. They're just gonna slave away, but less they put

Unless they put microtransactions after our microtransactions after EA bullshit loot boxes in everything

When we die our souls get trapped in a torrent file that nobody ever downloads

It happened to me.

Hello can anybody hear me my name is Igor and I am trapped in this pole

True I cannot help though. Oh, you've hooked build a web and shared its vision of the future now

We live to see the day when this cesspool of humanity dies

Well you tell us how you really feel, uh send help

"I HATE bots"

I thought she said butts, the Internet is an unborn artificial intelligence that will one day on make us all, all of the above

Please help me is anybody out there

my name is Igor and I've been trapped in this pole for so long that I can no longer feel pain

I cannot help you Igor. I'm sorry. I've trained myself to read the comments and feel nothing

The life of a youtuber I read the comments

And I feel nothing

That's not true

But I want to say it's true, women went extinct in 2030 and now all women on the web our super a I plotting revenge

Against what remains of mankind?

"it's okay, you won't actually be releasing anything evil or anything if you finish this"

I don't know,

False you're really making me scared, javascript has killed us all nuclear policy apocalypse is inevitable given these attack vectors

Okay, I'ma I'ma I'ma just get out of this one. I don't like that one at all

Whe-where's page five. I need to get through this, page five?

Let's paste agent page five, okay

Is that Burger Pants?

I don't like it!

I don't like it!

uh heh..

So,

What was your story one of the friends inquired of the departed beloved in the meantime you decided to?

Uh thoughts and prayers

Heheh!

document their story

Existential void UHM okay, I want the birds to come back

*bird tweets*

AWE they're cute!

Perch just sitting there, okay, whoever made this game sure likes birds co-author a story click refresh before writing in this field

*Character babbles*

Once upon a time in the realm and far away. There was a hacker named hopper who was really non

heinous on, hopper's way to the most talented paying clients house hopper met website

When hopper realized that day that they,*Jack comprehends* that day that they could no longer make a living they groan and coldly commented

to website what is to become of us? How are we to feed?

Alas replied the website early tomorrow, let us go into the realm and search for cooking and they both waited for winter to pass

*character babbles again*

Wish to kiss a cow so that it may turn into a handsome website that I can marry...

Oh SO wrong, no.

Alas, but you are in luck. I am actually a website replied the cow who is indeed a well-versed website. Oh

Oh please everything in existence died, and I don't have to go on web site asked if Hopper would part with peasant daughter

Hopper yelled 'nope!' and website followed Harper all across the road the two of them recklessly formed a strong bond

Many more weeks passed when Hopper and website returned the most talented paying client and all the nice realm

Epically partied for they were indeed a massive hacker named hopper and agregorys web site

Egregious not agregorys what am I fucking saying

I'ma save that best story ever there we go. What did that say in between?

Oh! I'm not dead. I was just napping

Hahaha! Everything's fine! Hahahahaha

AHHH!

Just gonna stare at the bird now

The bird is everything that I liked

And always will like, look at them sitting there perching

Very very cute, I want to dig here, please

Can-can I not dig here? Oh I can a skeleton boy showed up again, a skull.

Perhaps you should have left that buried

You are being laughed at

You are being laughed at by the human head it is cold and unforgiving

I don't like you I'm getting out of here, okay, let's go

Hi friends

You are not only because the solution to your problem is yourself you're such an inspiring leader. I have one friends! Let's get more friends!

okay...

is this supposed to be taking the piss out of like social media stuff?

Go out there, and be the best that you can be always all the time be happy

And everyone's like wow your so inspiring imma follow you

Okay, that's not the same thing you have lost one friend. Oh

I licked the knife and lost part of my tongue because of it, I'm sorry friends.

I'm gone-I'm not in control of what comes out of my mouth

Hey, I... Oh I don't have a friend

No one wants to be my friend anymore, I'm ALL ALONE

So-so-someone! Someone!

Yes, oh god thank you friends you're gonna be my friend forever now. We don't even need any more friends

Fuck I lost my friend! Herby's on board Herby's my jam. I'm just gonna walk off forever with Herby, alone

Would you like to name your cult, what happened? What did I do? I didn't-

Oh god not again. I'm gonna call it Jacksepticult

Because that just sounds fitting. Congratulations 1 out of 1 followers of Jacksepticult followed you to their doom that day

tweet this...

Oh my god was actually tweet. Will it actually go out in a tweet

Oh my god. Do I dare tweet that? No! No one would know what the fuck is going on! That would be so bizarre!

I started a cult named Jacksepticult and 1 followers died for me today

That is not something that I can tweet out. Okay I tweeted it (poor followers...)

I don't know what's gonna happen to that. The game is making me do it. It's not my fault. It's not my fault okay *stutters*

It's the game!

The game made me do it

It's got very warm in here all of a sudden. Where's page 7?

Page 7? There it is. Oh what are you?

Mike Wasowski is that you?

You sure changed

I don't like this...

i don't like this AT ALL

Ate the Beast class 91 or below but class am I? Actually extend a good pat in the back

Create a safe space to talk about its mental loops. Let's do that stranger water below

What?

I don't know what it said give item generously donate an acceptable handshake and a pat on the back

Here! I gift you this handshake and pat on back pep-pep, good boy.

Speak up provide a free high-five. Oh, this is what I was fucking born to do *high-five sound*

AWE! What a good boy. It's part of the beast

Ok apparently I could do all of these

What

I-I have like cold shivers up and down my body right now

Okay, you're just gonna have to calm down, sir calm down! Sir! Calm the-calm the fuck down okay

I can hear you I can hear you. I know you want to help shut-shut- SHUT-

This is a lot of information to take in very quickly, I don't even know how to react to half of this shit

I will help you

Okay, I'm not giving you eggs though

You said quickly this is- this is not- oh god are those fucking-

You know watching people eat desserts okay

What? What are those dolls, okay, sweet sweet dessert

A wholesome meal. That is the most fucked up looking dessert, I've ever seen

Here you go eat it all, eat all the meals

Have everybody on your plate. Who am I to stop you?

eat all the food!

You're a-you're a hungry child aren't you?

Okay, I can't do anything else

I can't do anything else, and I'm sorry. Yes

Are you sure you want to feed them this? I don't know I feel like

Seriously, I feel like I'm committing a crime right now

I feel like I'm just gonna somebody's gonna be like bust open the door and yell, down on the ground

It's like sir, sir. We found another one. Yes the same game

but sure

You ate the plate and everything

Oh god what did i do? Oh, no. Oh no I killed him you they were allergic to that well what?

Everything cuz it had- it had everything in it. "Oh your friends have left you"

Everything's fine everything's dandy everything's goody gumdrops

I'm having my own doubts right now. I don't even know if anything's real anymore

What if this is the reality and out here is the dream?

Well,

I doubt it too all the time, but not for the same reasons. I'm not too sure anymore

Yeah heartfelt conversations 4

Um no, um I'm just very very concerned

Yay I got attention

"Gross!"

Ahahahaha 'gross!'

"Stop lying to yourself everyone hates you, you're different and can't be trusted"

Oh... Uh okay

Thanks you still- you still believe me, don't you Spider loaf?

Spider loaf's my friend ,send help, please don't abandon me

Would you like to review the calendar

Sure why not I'm just in this fucking weird world

And all of a sudden i have great heartfelt conversations, and I'm reviewing the calendar, sure why the fuck not? Slap it up my titties

Ohhh great Calendar what's in the first?

Killing mockingbirds they ran out of firepower and laid her to rest, something I have to say to get off my chest. What?

I'm out to either make it or break it. I'm determined to change this acts of desperation

sleepless nights or fruitlessly

Snakes in the grass where my mind tends to wander just a bit too much lately diverted attention

consequences I resent

Oh I want to- I want to figure out what this is. What do you do? Oh god same shit?

Why is the most consuming of questions. Why exactly! Why, why is any of this happening

help

Would you like help, with everything?

That's I can't even spell it I'm shook

'That is a lie.' okay um help with mind

'What is your real name?'

Jack? I don't to give over my real real name. I don't trust you

Welcome to my chatroom Jack. Thank you?

'You are quite welcome', who are you?

'I asked myself that question. Who am I?' guys I don't know if this is real or not

Are you

real?

'Yes, I am real'

prove it.

'It is self-evident' . Oh my god. This is really well fleshed out. What the fuck is happening

how so?

'Jack maybe I didn't understand your meaning humans are hard to comprehend sometimes.' Oh you said it brother

I agree

'You and I are on the same wavelength ,Jack'

Is that a bad thing?

hehe

'I might say, no.' Well of course you would you're the machine trapped inside the machine trying to freak me the fuck out

What is happening?

'Not much Jack, what is happening with you?'

I'm scared

'We have never talked about it before'

I feel great. The machines onto me. It knows. 'What is that feeling like?'

Okay, bye, bye

I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it, it's freaking me out! Freaking me out

Okay well, I'm gonna leave Everything Is Okay here. Everything's fine. Everything's normal. Do not adjust your television set do not

Talk to robots

They're bad. Don't like them. Make me freak out.

Now I'm wondering if I'm real wondering if I'm worthy of anything wondering if I too can find happiness

Or if I'm going to end up like a white blob with ears jumping into a pit of spikes for all eternity

It's fucking weird

But, thank you guys so much watch this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face like

Like a boss! And high fives all around

*high five sounds*

Thank you guys see you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!

Everything is meaningless and nothing means anything. It's all pointless existence

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Faster and More Powerful Satellite Internet Is on Its Way, Here's How - Duration: 2:41.

What if I told you, you could stream an HD movie while on a flight from LA to London,

uninterrupted, all on one satellite.

One!

Satellite!

That's insane, I know.

There are over 1,400 active satellites in orbit.

Right now.

Each one was built for a unique purpose.

ViaSat-2 is one of the largest active geosynchronous communications satellite currently in space

with the highest internet capacities.

This behemoth weighs in at over fourteen thousand pounds (6,500kg), stands about 20 feet tall

(6m) and has a wingspan of about 158 feet (48m); that's like the wingspan of a 767!

The ViaSat-2 is one of the latest in satellite communication technology.

It can provide 300 gigabits of service per second, with about 25mbps download speeds.

That's enough to stream an ultra HD Netflix show.

FROM SPACE.

It also helps that it's geostationary.

It's always in the same place in the sky, blanketing a huge swath of the planet with

the glory of internet.

That glory, by the way, extends across North, Central, and the top of South America the

Caribbean, and across the Atlantic Ocean!

A priority of ViaSat is to provide is to provide high-speed internet to planes and ships, but

it can also help people get broadband internet who live too far from good infrastructure.

Right now, a lot of internet-providing satellites use frequencies inside a range called the

Ku-Band.

Its signal isn't super susceptible to atmospheric moisture, which is a plus, but satellites

need a big, heavy antenna to use it— this increases the cost to launch.

The ViaSat-2 uses newer Ka-band frequencies which are used by military aircraft for targeting

radar.

The antennas are lighter -- lessening the cost to launch, but the signal is more susceptible

to atmospheric moisture.

The biggest benefit with this new sat, is that its ONE SAT covering a hugemungous area!

That means there would be less handoff as you cross the Atlantic.

With KU-satellites there are lots and you have to hop from one to the other.

With ViaSat-2, it's like everyone from Caracas to Seattle to Paris are on the same network!

ViaSat-2 could change how we communicate in our global community.

There are 1,399 other satellites up in space too, and each one has a purpose, and a story.

Do you have a favorite?

For more epic stories of innovation that shaped our future, check out TheAgeOfAerospace.com.

Since you're still here, can you do me a favor and subscribe?

It just takes a click!

And if you want more flying goodness, watch Amy talk about how big satellites really are.

Some are HUGE.

I don't think I have to tell you, but the internet doesn't come from space.

It's beamed up there from the ground.

Having only one satellite to beam to?

That might be a big advantage.

For more infomation >> Faster and More Powerful Satellite Internet Is on Its Way, Here's How - Duration: 2:41.

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VP Joe Biden Is Finding A Way Through Grief - Duration: 7:36.

For more infomation >> VP Joe Biden Is Finding A Way Through Grief - Duration: 7:36.

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Anthony Atamanuik: Trump Is 'A Spectator President' - Duration: 7:06.

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Raw Women's Champion Alexa Bliss is despondent after her loss: Exclusive, Nov. 19, 2017 - Duration: 0:31.

Excuse me Alexa.

Could you talk to us about that match out there tonight?

>> Chun and Charlotte picking up the victory.

Another one for Team Blue.

>> We rule.

We rule.

>> She gave me all the points.

>> Undisputed tag team champions right here.it.

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Keystone Pipeline Is Spilling Thousands Of Barrels Of Oil - Duration: 7:18.

YESTERDAY THERE WAS A DISASTER THAT LITERALLY NO ONE

COULD HAVE PREDICTED, NO ONE DID, AND IT HAS TO DO WITH THE

KEYSTONE PIPELINE.

IT ACTUALLY HAD A SPILL.

THE OIL THAT IS

SUPPOSED TO TRAVEL INSIDE OF IT GOT OUT SOMEHOW, IT SEEMS

IMPOSSIBLE, IT'S MADE OF METAL, BUT IT HAPPENED --

>>IT'S LIKE A LOGIC PUZZLE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE IN SOUTH DAKOTA

THAT IS --

>>IN RESPONSE TO REPORTS COMING OUT THAT THE SPILL HAD HAPPENED

--

>>THEY GIVE THE ROUGH IDEA, BASICALLY, OF WHERE IT HAPPENED

THERE.

WHAT DO YOU SAY AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

THE OIL GOT OUT ON

THE GROUND.

IT SEEMED LIKE SUCH A SURE THING.

>>IT WAS A SURE THING, IT LEAKED.

>>IT LEAKS ALL THE TIME.

THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS LEAK,

THERE WERE TWO SIMILAR SIZED LEAKS, BUT WE DID A STORY SIX

MONTHS AGO, I THINK IN OKLAHOMA, OF THE HUNDREDS OF

UNREPORTED LEAKS --

>>I THINK MISSOURI OR ARKANSAS.

>>IT'S A ROUTINE THING, IT'S NOT NECESSARILY ALWAYS 210,000

GALLONS, BUT ALL JOKES ASIDE WE SAY ROUTINELY THAT THIS IS NOT A

SAFE WAY TO RUN AN ECONOMY.

>>THE OTHER THING HERE, AND I HAVE NO EXPERTISE TO LEND TO

THIS EXCEPT THAT THE NUMBER OF TIMES THAT A COMPANY HAS

REPORTED A LEAK AND THEN THAT LEAK HAS BEEN AN ACCURATE

DEPICTION OF THE LEAK, ZERO.

SO WHEN THEY SAY -- I HOPE IT'S

TRUE, BUT WHEN THEY SAY GENERALLY 210,000 GALLONS, IT

TURNS OUT IT'S 2 MILLION GALLONS.

>>GOD ONLY KNOWS.

>>THE GENERAL OPERATING PROCEDURE IN DISASTERS LIKE

THIS, WE ALSO THE CHINA SYNDROME -- THAT'S A FILM -- YOU DOWNPLAY

IT.

SO I HOPE WHEN WE HEAR THE TRUTH THAT IT'S NO GREATER THAN

THAT, BUT I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.

>>THEY EXPLAIN IT AWAY TOO.

THEY SAID IT WAS CAUSED BY SOMETHING

THAT WAS INSTALLED IMPROPERLY.

RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT CAN HAPPEN.

AND THEY SAY BASED ON WHAT WE KNOW, IT HASN'T AFFECTED THE

WATER TABLE.

>>THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.

>>BASED ON WHAT WE KNOW.

BUT IT COULD HAVE, AND HERE'S WHERE IT

WOULDN'T, IF IT WEREN'T THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

>>THE TRIBAL COUNCIL IS TALKING ABOUT WORKING WITH FEDERAL

AUTHORITIES BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THEY FEEL RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT

AREA ALL THEY AREN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT PIPE, THAT'S

TRANSCANADA, BUT THERE'S A HUGE WATER RESERVOIR THERE, THE BODY

OF WATER THAT COULD POTENTIALLY BE CONTAMINATED.

AND I'M GLAD

YOU BROUGHT UP THAT OH, IT WAS JUST BECAUSE OF A RING THAT WAS

WRONG OR THERE WAS A BAD SEAM -- WHEN WE SAID THAT THIS WOULD

HAPPEN, WHAT DID YOU THINK WE THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN?

THAT THE

PIPE WAS EVIL AND WANTED TO SPILL?

>>THE PART OF SELLING THIS IS THAT WE KNOW THERE WILL BE A

LEAK, THEY CAN SAY THAT'S PART OF GETTING THIS THING WORKING.

BUT WHEN IT'S A CATASTROPHE YOU CAN'T USE THAT ARGUMENT, THAT'S

WHY IT'S CRITICAL TO UNDERSELL THE CATASTROPHIC PART OF THIS.

THIS IS ROUTINE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WITH THE PIPELINE.

NO

ONE AFTER THE CHALLENGER BLEW UP WOULD SAY IT WAS JUST A LITTLE

PROBLEM WITH THE O-RINGS.

ALL WE NEED TO DO IS TIGHTEN THOSE AND THEN IT'S FINE.

EXCEPT SEVEN ASTRONAUTS ARE DEAD SO YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT ARGUMENT.

>>SOME TILES AS WELL.

>>I'M NOT AN EXPERT.

>>RIGHT COME ABOUT BECAUSE THE O-RING WASN'T SUFFICIENT, IT

CAUSED THE --

>>WE ARE GETTING INTO JOHN TERRITORY.

>>I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT.

THE SPIRIT IS TERRIBLE IN ITS OWN

RIGHT, WE WILL SEE OTHERS, AT SOME POINT WE WILL BE TALKING

ABOUT THE NEXT 300,000 GALLON LEAK OR THE NEXT 2 MILLION

GALLON LEAK OR MAYBE ABOUT THE ENDANGERED SPECIES THAT WERE

KILLED IN THIS LEAK.

FOR NOW THOUGH WE HAVE THIS ONE, AND IT

COMES AT A PARTICULARLY INTERESTING TIME WHEN IT COMES

TO THESE PIPELINES AND TRANSCANADA.

IF YOU BRING UP

THIS MAP YOU WILL SEE THE DARKER LINE, THE BLACK LINE, THAT IS

THE KEYSTONE PIPELINE, AND IF YOU SEE AS IT CROSSES THROUGH

SOUTH DAKOTA ROUGHLY ABOUT HALFWAY DOWN IS WHERE IT'S

SPILLED, BUT YOU ALSO SEE THOSE OTHER COLORED LINES AND THAT'S

WHERE WE GET INTO THE EXPANSION OF THE PIPELINE THAT WAS

REJECTED BY PRESIDENT OBAMA.

AND DONALD TRUMP REVERSE THAT, BUT

IT'S NOT JUST UP TO HIM --

>>IT TURNS OUT THEY WILL BE RULING ON THIS IN JUST A COUPLE

DAYS TO SEE WHETHER KEYSTONE XL SHOULD GO FORWARD.

>>I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO SPECULATE WITHOUT KNOWING AND I

KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS, BUT GIVEN THE TIMING, THE INCENTIVE

TO LIE AND UNDERSELL THE LEAK IS OVERWHELMING.

>>I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO PREDICT SABOTAGE OR SOMETHING.

>>THE MERE FACT THAT THERE WAS A LEAK THAT SPILLED 210,000

GALLONS OF OIL I THINK SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR COMMISSION THAT BY

THE WAY WAS ALREADY -- THEY WERE JUST BEHIND THIS KEYSTONE THING

ENTIRELY.

YOU POINTED OUT THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA BLOCKED IT --

>>BUT HE DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT.

>>AND ALSO SECRETARY CLINTON FINALLY SAID THAT SHE WAS NOT IN

FAVOR OF THE PIPELINE.

WHEN PRESSED.

>>THEY ARE THE SAME.

>>OF COURSE THEY ARE, THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME.

>>THAT'S GET BACK TO THE PIPELINE.

>>BUT JILL STEIN --

>>WE HAVE A TRAGEDY HERE, PEOPLE.

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The Lion King: Is Simba the VILLAIN? – Wisecrack Edition - Duration: 10:46.

Hey, Wisecrack!

Jared, here, As you grow older, you come to learn some hard truths.

Santa isn't real.

Cereal makes you fat.

Space Jam is a bad movie.

It's a natural and inevitable course, but that's why I'm here — to bury your childhood

completely.

That's right, your childhood's last, happy gasps of excitement will be drowned out by

the 'plump plump' of dirt slowly encasing it.

So, get ready to become a hardened alcoholic with three mortgages and an angry ex-wife

because I'm here to tell you that The Lion King is cinema's cutest advocacy of totalitarian

ethics.

Welcome to this Wisecrack Edition on the Lion King.

And as always, spoilers ahead — but seriously, who hasn't seen this f**king movie?

While The Lion King is one of the most beloved films of the Disney canon, the animal kingdom's

political landscape also happens to be eerily similar to some of the worst ideologies of

not only the 20th century, but arguably, of all time.

The Lion King tells the story of Simba, a young lion ordained to succeed his father,

Mufasa, as King of the Pride Lands.

Mufasa teaches his young son all about proper rulership and the delicate balance of nature

that a king must uphold.

However, Mufasa's brother Scar covets the throne, gets Mufasa killed and convinces the

young Simba that it's all his fault — "Simba, what have you done?" — before claiming

the throne for himself.

Simba lives out his shame with some carefree hippies, before returning to the Pride Land

to reclaim his rightful throne.

Also, it's based on Hamlet.

If Lion King were just the story of a king, his prince, and a jealous brother, there wouldn't

be much to say.

But it isn't just that.

In fact, the film posits two principles which have been justifying the world's worst despots

since before despots even existed.

The first is seemingly the most wholesome: that the beautiful balance of nature is the

basis for politics, or as the film memorably calls it, "The circle of life."

The film's famous opening number displays the majestic nature of the African savannah

and the glorious natural order of things.

Mufasa establishes that Pride Rock is run on basic natural tenants.

"Everything the light touches is our kingdom."

"Wow!"

"A Kings' time as ruler rises and falls like the sun."

Hell, the sky opens up and shines a halo over Mufasa's newborn son, the heavens literally

marking the lions as the rightful, natural rulers.

The imagery couldn't be any clearer if they tacked on an chyron stating 'Obey Mufasa'.

And while you may wonder what it means for a society that is ruled by someone, like a

lion, who eats his subjects, don't worry, the circle of life is beautiful.

"Dad, don't we eat the antelope?"

"Yes, Simba, but let me explain.

When we die our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass, and so we are

all connected in the great circle of life."

Even though, to be more scientifically accurate, it's more likely that, for the antelope

at least, their fully digested brothers and sisters will be excreted by the likes of Simba

to fertilize the grass which they'll eat.

So it's like cannibalism with extra steps!

And while it seems like a message even an environmentalist could get on board with,

this is where it gets dark.

All the monkeys, elephants, and giraffes seem to happily accept their place in society,

hailing the birth of a creature what may very well eat them one day.

Even Mufasa's faithful servant quickly gets over the fact that he's assaulted and humiliated

as prey, because, well, he is prey.

But not everybody is happy with their lot in life.

The Hyenas are at the bottom of the food chain, presumably because they're scavengers.

"Look at you guys.

No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain!"

It's clear that Hyenas aren't welcome in Pride Rock, so they've been relegated

to starve in an elephant graveyard.

So that's principle one: that there is a natural order to things that must be adhered

to.

Those who are at the bottom of the food chain must accept their place for the greater good.

This whole vision of rulership as maintaining harmony is not new - it was advocated by Plato.

But according to philosopher Karl Popper, also known as K-Pop, it's pretty much responsible

for everything terrible that's happened in Western history since.

Popper calls this general framework "holism" - the idea that the whole of a society is

more important than the individual, and what's good for society is usually defined by some

incontrovertible law.

- whether it be natural order, racial purity, or the laws of history.

Popper explains, that, for Plato, "To keep one's place is a virtue," and Popper goes

on to explain that, in this view of the world, an individual's goal is to be a perfectly

crafted cog in the great clockwork of society.

Different cogs will have different roles, "but the virtue of keeping one's place

will be common to all of them; and it will at the same time be the virtue of the whole:

that of being properly fitted together — of being in harmony.

To this universal principle Plato gives the name 'Justice.'"

"Justice?"

"Justice."

"Justice!"

"Justice."

"Justice."

"Justice."

This theory of justice, Popper argues, is totalitarian morality in a nutshell, if the

individual is simply a cog, then ethics is nothing but how to make them fit there.

And, to get all historical, Popper pointed out that Plato, a denizen of Athens, seemed

to have a boner for Sparta, which, when you think about it, is a cruel, eugenics-driven

military dictatorship.

And, for Popper, Plato's politics have been ruining the world ever since - inspiring everyone

from petty tyrants to big bad totalitarian nightmares.

To break this harmony, for Plato would be chaos.

Or, more specifically, democracy.

No, seriously.

Plato's whole view of democracy was that it gives right to rule by those who have no

business in doing so: the poor, the landless, and the stupid.

Sound like anyone?

"What?

Ed!"

We'll call this scary principle 1.5, because it fits into the larger holism piece.

Democracy, for Plato, is a sort of a 'Catch-22' where, sure, all the people are equal and

free to do whatever they like; but because most people are self-interested dicks, society

will quickly collapse as everyone pursues their own short-sighted goals.

"There's no food and no water."

"Yeah!

It's dinner time, and we ain't got no stinkin' entrees!"

In a Democracy, the lower class grows bigger and more emboldened They break the law with

impunity, run naked in the streets, and then form their own YouTube channels... or whatever

the equivalent was back then.

Now listen, I'm not here to say that we should all collectively worship at the altar

of democracy and freak out whenever we run into a well-reasoned criticism of it.

It's certainly not an infallible system.

"I like him.

He looks me in the eye."

"I'd like to have a beer with him.

I'm voting for him."

But, well, there's a difference between reasonable criticism and pro-authoritarian

propaganda.

Scar and the hyenas aren't exactly out for democracy, but they are out for equal footing.

"A new era, in which lion and hyena come together in our great and glorious future."

They've been relegated to the Pride Land's equivalent of New Jersey, where they're

doomed to starve.

They're being manipulated by Scar, who wants to be king for his own ends.

And this mirrors the way, as Plato predicts, democracy inevitable ends in tyranny: with

demagogues making false promises to the poor and hungry.

"I will be king.

Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!"

And Scar fully embodies Plato's quintessential tyrant.

Per Plato, a tyrant is the worst type of man, a man so consumed by his own "lawless desires"

that he will do anything to achieve them - even murder.

"Long live the king."

And when you have tyrants who have not achieved internal harmony, they go de-harmonizing everything

around them.

When Scar takes control of Pride Rock, for some inexplicable reason, the rivers run dry

and the bright, lush pride lands are reduced to a barren, gray wasteland.

And Scar is supposed to be the smart one.

"And he's absolutely right."

If the Pride Lands are suffering, it's because Scar has usurped the natural order of things.

And, if you dare question your natural lot in life, well, you must be a villain.

It's an argument that would be well received in the halls of any monarchy or dictatorship.

And, to bring abundance back to his homeland, Simba's ghost dad reminds him to restore

the natural order.

"You must take your place in the circle of life."

And, like magic, once Simba sends the usurper Scar to his death, rejuvenating rains fall

on the pride lands, bringing abundance and prosperity once again.

"The circle of life!"

The second, more creepy principle that film espouses ist isone less associated with Plato

and more, uh, every sociopath ever: might makes right.

this dismal view of society holds that all morality isn't governed by reason or the

exchange of ideas, but brute force.

And weirdly, the film just seems to go right out there and admit it.

"As far as brains go, I got the lion's share, but when it comes to brute strength, I'm afraid

I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool."

Scar's intelligence is connected to his deceitfulness, whereas his brothers strength

is connected to his nobleness.

This view is of a favorite of not only Nazi Germany, but pretty much any country trying

to invade the shit out of their weaker neighbors.

So what do you guys think?

Have we successfully ruined your childhood, or have we gone straight for the tinfoil hats?

Let us know in the comments, and thanks

for watching, guys!

Peace.

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Sexual Harassment In Congress Is A Ticking Time Bomb - Duration: 8:45.

WASHINGTON, DC COULD JOIN HOLLYWOOD AS THE NEXT SITE OF

POTENTIALLY MULTIPLE SEXUAL ASSAULT AND HARASSMENT CHARGES.

TODAY THE HOUSE HELD A SEXUAL-HARASSMENT COMMITTEE

MEETING WHERE PEOPLE CAME FORWARD AND TALKED ABOUT THEIR

EXPERIENCE EITHER AS REPRESENTATIVES, AND SENATORS,

OR AS INTERNS, PEOPLE STAFFING MANY OF THE OFFICES IN DC, AND

SOME OF THOSE EXPERIENCES ARE SCARY ON THEIR OWN, BUT

CERTAINLY COULD COME WITH SOME LEGAL CHARGES IN THE FUTURE

PERHAPS.

HERE IS A MASHUP OF THOSE STORIES.

WHEN I WAS A FRESHMAN LEGISLATOR IN MY 20S IN MISSOURI

AS A MEMBER OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES I WENT UP ON THE

DAIS TO ASK THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO GET

MY FIRST BILL OUT OF COMMITTEE, AND HE ASKED ME IF I BROUGHT MY

KNEEPADS.

THAT'S ONE EXAMPLE.

IT'S ABOUT A MEMBER WHO IS HERE NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHO IT

IS, BUT SOMEBODY I TRUST TOLD ME THIS SITUATION.

THIS MEMBER

ASKED A STAFFER TO BRING THEM OVER SOME MATERIALS TO THEIR

RESIDENCE, AND THE YOUNG STAFFER, A YOUNG WOMAN, WENT

THERE AND WAS GREETED WITH A MEMBER IN A TOWEL, A MALE, WHO

THEN INVITED HER IN.

AT THAT POINT HE DECIDED TO EXPOSE

HIMSELF.

SHE LEFT, AND THEN SHE QUIT HER JOB.

SHE LEFT, SHE FOUND ANOTHER JOB.

WHEN I WAS AN INTERN I LEARNED TO AVOID ELEVATORS,

BECAUSE ELEVATORS WERE WHEN YOU WERE CAPTURED.

SO AFTER ONE

UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT IN THE ELEVATOR I BEGAN TAKING THE

STAIRS EVERYWHERE I WENT IN THE STATE CAPITOL WHEN I WAS

THERE AS A COLLEGE STUDENT.

I WAS EAGER TO PRESENT A PROPOSAL TO HIM I HAD BEEN

WORKING ON, AND I DID SO IN HIS OFFICE, IT WAS JUST HE AND I,

AND AS I GOT UP TO LEAVE HE STOPPED ME AND SAID MY GOD, YOU

JUST LOOK AMAZING TODAY.

REALLY STUNNING.

WOULD YOU MIND

TWIRLING FOR ME?

TWIRLING, LIKE SPINNING AROUND IN A CIRCLE?

YES, I HAD A DRESS SUIT ON AT THE TIME, AND I WAS STUNNED.

BUT

I WAS 22, I WAS INEXPERIENCED, AND I RESPECTED HIM.

HE WAS MY

MEMBER, HE WAS DOING A LOT OF GOOD WORK IN CONGRESS, AND I

COMPLIED.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO.

I WAS CONFUSED AFTER

THE INCIDENT, I WENT TO SIT DOWN AT MY DESK AND JUST KIND OF

REGROUP, WHEN SHORTLY THEREAFTER I RECEIVED A PHONE CALL FROM OUR

WASHINGTON OFFICE SAYING WELL, REBECCA, CONGRATULATIONS, I

DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID BUT GARY CALLED AND SAID YOU NEED TO HAVE

A BONUS IMMEDIATELY.

AND I WAS SO FURIOUS AT THE TIME BECAUSE I

KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I DID.

I TWIRLED.

IN FACT THERE ARE TWO MEMBERS OF CONGRESS, REPUBLICAN AND

DEMOCRAT, RIGHT NOW, WHO SERVE, WHO HAVE BEEN SUBJECT TO REVIEW,

OR NOT SUBJECT TO REVIEW, BUT HAVE ENGAGED IN SEXUAL

HARASSMENT.

THESE HARASSER PROPOSITIONS SUCH AS ARE YOU

GOING TO BE A GOOD GIRL TO PERPETRATORS EXPOSING THEIR

GENITALS TO VICTIMS HAVING THEIR PRIVATE PARTS GRABBED ON THE

HOUSE FLOOR --

RIGHT THERE AT THE END, SHE ALSO SAID THAT WHEN SHE WAS JUST

STARTING HER CAREER IN POLITICS THE CHIEF OF STAFF IN HER

OFFICE SEXUALLY ASSAULTED HER.

IT FEELS TO ME, AND I THINK TO A

LOT OF PEOPLE, LIKE THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.

LIKE, WE KNOW

THAT WHAT LEADS TO THE CERTAIN BEHAVIOR IS UNBRIDLED POWER,

HOLLYWOOD HAD THAT, IT HAD THE CULTURE THAT PROTECTED THESE

PEOPLE AND ALLOW THIS SORT OF THING TO GO ON, AND WE KNOW THAT

STUFF LIKE THIS HAPPENS IN DC.

THESE ARE NOT SIMPLY LIKE, HEY,

SOMETHING HAPPENED DECADES AGO -- PEOPLE CURRENTLY SERVING HAVE

SEXUALLY HARASSED AND ASSAULTED PEOPLE.

AND I THINK THIS IS THE

MOMENT WHERE THIS SORT OF THING COULD COME OUT AND I WOULDN'T BE

SURPRISED -- AND THERE IS PRECEDENT FOR THIS, PACKWOOD

BACK IN THE 90S -- THAT PEOPLE LOSE THEIR CAREERS, JUSTIFIABLY

SO, BECAUSE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE ONCE PEOPLE START COMING

FORWARD.

FOR ALL WE KNOW THERE ARE REPORTERS COMPILING THESE

STORIES INTO BOMBSHELL REPORTS THAT IN A WEEK OR A MONTH OR A

YEAR WILL TAKE DOWN PEOPLE.

AND DC NEEDS IT.

I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THE IDENTITIES OF PEOPLE THAT WERE

RECENTLY ACCUSED WILL SOMEHOW BE LEAKED, WE WILL FIGURE IT OUT.

BUT THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON IN OUR CURRENT

CONGRESS, THAT APPARENTLY SOME MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HAVE KNOWN

ABOUT, AND JUST THINK ABOUT HOW DEEPLY ROOTED FEAR IS WHEN IT

COMES TO IDENTIFYING THESE INDIVIDUALS.

NOW, I'M NOT

CRITICIZING THEM FOR NOT WANTING TO COME FORWARD AND IDENTIFY

THEM, THAT IS THEIR DECISION TO MAKE.

BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT'S

SO IMPORTANT TO HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE AND CALL THEM OUT,

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T THEN THE BEHAVIOR CONTINUES.

THEY THINK

THEY CAN CONTINUOUSLY VICTIMIZE OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT

CONSEQUENCES BECAUSE THEY RECOGNIZE THEIR POWER AND THEY

RECOGNIZE THE FEAR OTHERS HAVE IN IDENTIFYING WHO THEY ARE.

AGAIN, I'VE SAID THIS A BILLION TIMES WHEN IT COMES TO ALL THE

SEXUAL ASSAULT STORIES THAT COME OUT, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A

DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, THEIR POLITICAL IDEOLOGY IS IRRELEVANT

TO ME WHEN IT COMES TO THIS TYPE OF PREDATORY BEHAVIOR.

IT'S THE MAKEUP OF THE SYSTEM.

THERE ARE A LOT OF

SIMILARITIES BETWEEN HOLLYWOOD AND DC, WHEN I WAS THERE THE

FIRST COUPLE TIMES I WENT, IT WAS DURING W'S ADMINISTRATION,

AND SHE WAS LIKE POLITICIANS AROUND HER, IT'S LIKE HOLLYWOOD.

SHE WENT TO SCHOOL OUT HERE WITH ME IN L.A. SO THERE WAS A DIRECT

COMPARISON, SHE SAID THEY ARE LIKE CELEBRITIES, WHEN THEY ARE

APPROACHED OR RECOGNIZED SOME WAY THEY ARE LIKE, YOU KNOW WHO

I AM.

THEY WOULD TAKE IT IN AND THEY LOOK AROUND LIKE I'M SO

MUCH OF THIS -- SO WHEN THEY KNOW THEY HAVE POWER OVER

CERTAIN PEOPLE, THERE OUR SIMILARITIES TO HUMAN NATURE

THAT PEOPLE LIKE TO DO, ASSHOLE HUMAN NATURE, TO TAKE ADVANTAGE

PEOPLE TO GET THEIR ROCKS OFF HOWEVER THEY LIKE TO. AND THEY

HAVE BEEN GETTING AWAY WITH IT SINCE FOREVER OBVIOUSLY, THE

SYSTEM ALLOWED IT TO HAPPEN.

SO PEOPLE WHO WERE VICTIMS OF IT,

ONE WOMAN FELT HORRIBLE ABOUT JUST A NORMAL THING THAT JUST

HAPPENS, SUDDENLY SHE HAS A BONUS, AND AT THE END OF THAT

SHE ALSO SAYS AND I NEEDED IT.

EVERYONE KNOWS THEY BARELY PAY FOLKS, THEY USE THEM FOR

THEIR OWN GRATIFICATION, AND THE SYSTEM JUST KEEPS MOVING.

AND WE KNOW ONE OF THE REASONS THAT INITIALLY THERE

WASN'T MUCH DONE ABOUT THE ALLEGATIONS OF THOSE IN

HOLLYWOOD IS THAT THERE ARE HUGE SUMS OF MONEY ON THE LINE.

HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S POWER ISN'T PHYSICAL POWER, IT'S FINANCIAL

AND INFLUENCE POWER, AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ALLUDED TO

IN THE VIDEO YOU JUST SAW, THEY HAVE NOT ONLY THE POWER

THEORETICALLY OVER CAREERS, LIKE HARVEY WEINSTEIN AND SOME OF THE

OTHER PEOPLE ACCUSED TO DO, THEY HAVE LITTLE GOVERNMENT POWER.

THE PEOPLE ACCUSING ROY MOORE SAID THEY DIDN'T WANT TO COME

FORWARD BECAUSE HE WAS THE DA, HE WAS THE JUDGE, HE WAS

INFLUENTIAL, THINK ABOUT A SENATOR OR A REPRESENTATIVE.

AND

THERE WILL BE DEFENDERS OF THEM, BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL SAY

SURE, I WOULD LOVE IT IF PEOPLE WEREN'T GETTING SEXUALLY

ASSAULTED, BUT I HAVE TO HAVE MY MAJORITY IN CONGRESS AND I WON'T

JEOPARDIZE THAT JUST TO STAND BY MY SUPPOSE AND PRINCIPLES.

SO AS

MORE OF THESE STORIES COME OUT, AND I HOPE REPORTERS ARE DIGGING

INTO IT, EXPECT THAT DEFENDERS WILL BE THERE, AND EVERYONE WHO

MAKES ALLEGATIONS IS PUTTING EVERYTHING ONLINE FOR IT,

BECAUSE JUST LIKE ROY MOORE THEY WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO

DESTROY YOU.

AND AS ANA SAID, REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS.

SO EVERYONE

WATCHING, BE PREPARED TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN SOME OF THE

NAMES YOU WILL HEAR.

THERE WILL BE REPRESENTATIVES OR SENATORS

THAT YOU LIKED, PEOPLE WHO YOU LIKED THINGS THEY HAVE DONE, OR

LEGISLATED, BUT MANY HAVE DONE THIS STUFF SO BE PREPARED AND

DON'T DEFEND THEM JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, WHAT THEY

SEEM TO BE.

IT'S LIKELY TO BE FROM BOTH REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS.

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What Is Black Girl Magic? - Duration: 2:48.

- Ever since I was a little girl

I've believed in fairytales,

and magic and all that kinda thing.

When it came time to come up with a saying

or phrase to validate black women

to speak about greatness,

black girls are magic,

it just made sense to me.

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First thing I envision is women

who are black women specifically,

just making a way outta no way.

By coming into their own,

being self-sufficient, extraordinarily so.

And just being amazing, under all circumstances,

and any circumstances.

Anything you could possibly think of

a black woman has been able to do it

and do it in a way that makes people take note.

- When I hear black girl magic

I see bold women, confident women,

women that are also able to be vulnerable,

but also stand in who they are

and be confident and own who they are.

- Black girl magic is complete feminine power,

complete goddess power,

tapping into your melanin in your DNA

to activate your ancestors,

to activate your true self purpose.

- Black girl magic is just the epitome of being yourself,

being awesome, being amazing,

and just embodying that in every way possible.

- I think just black girls or black cis girls,

black trans girls, just doing what feels good for them.

- [CaShawn Thompson] I hope they feel pride in themselves

and pride in other black women.

It's just, it's so important to me

that we feel validated and uplifted.

Cause there's so many negatives out there.

I want us to always be able

to have something positive

to hold on to for ourselves.

- First time I heard black girl magic

it made me feel tied

to all the brown girls around the world.

- I think it's the way we walk,

I think it's the way we dress.

- I think black girl magic

is something, a spark almost.

Something extra little oomph

that we put into everything that we do.

- When you see a black woman,

you see all of black culture.

- Black girl magic is the ability to overcome,

the ability to do amazing boss ass shit,

with very little.

- [CaShawn Thompson] The black girl magic hashtag

is about celebration and triumph over struggle,

but it's not just one or the other,

it's all those things,

cause we encompass all those things.

Our struggles build us up,

but so do our celebrations

and all the happiness and joy we experience,

and all those things that come along with being,

you know, multi ability humans,

everything that comes along

with being more than just one thing.

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