(upbeat hip hop music)
(fingers thump)
- Whatever you ready to throw at me today,
I'm with it, bring it on.
(upbeat hip hop music)
Alright (sighs).
Placed before you are two platters.
One platter has a challenge and the other has a reward.
Alright (laughs).
I'm gonna eat food, I'm assumin'.
(upbeat music)
Ooh.
Off-White Prestos.
This is a must-have sneaker.
As long as I can have these, I'm with it.
Let me make sure these are real.
(Conceited sniffs)
They smell authenticated.
(Conceited sniffs) (upbeat music)
Size nine.
That's my size, I'm really an eight and a half,
but a size nine
fits, ladies.
This is obviously the reward.
(upbeat music)
(Conceited laughs)
(classical music)
(groans) Alright, what the (bleep) is this?
(upbeat music) (Conceited sniffs)
(upbeat music)
You can just tell me.
(paper rips) (upbeat music)
Alright.
To own these sneakers, your challenge
is to shave a stranger's very hairy back.
If you don't accept, you will have
to destroy the sneakers with paint.
(upbeat music)
I will not destroy them.
Do I really gotta shave somebody's back?
Yeah, I was serious though.
Am I really shaving somebody's back?
(Conceited sighs)
I don't like to shave myself.
It's nastier doin' it to somebody else.
Alright, you know what, (bleep) it.
Bring in the back. (ominous music)
What the (bleep), hold on.
Alright, wait, now, you guys did not tell me.
(Conceited groans) (ominous music)
I will not let nothing happen to you.
Alright, alright, wait, can I have gloves?
Give me some gloves, can I have some gloves?
Do I have to touch him with my actual hands?
- [Woman] Yeah.
- Alright.
Ew (groans).
(Conceited laughs) (upbeat hip hop music)
Alright, (bleep) it, this is for the Off-Whites.
(upbeat hip hop music)
(Conceited laughs)
(groans) Yo (laughs).
This may not be worth it.
Yo, y'all gonna kill me, y'all kill me (laughs).
(Conceited groans) (Conceited laughs)
You guys couldn't have given me clippers, a weed wacker?
- [Man] You want a $1000 sneakers?
You gotta work for it. - This is a technique
that I learned, it's called Hurry Up and Get It Done.
(Conceited groans)
Nothing is helping! (people laugh)
This does not work (sighs).
This is the hairiest back I have ever seen.
I've never seen a hairy back like this.
What about if I start on the challenge,
but I don't wanna do it?
Then, would I still have to destroy the sneakers?
- [Woman] Yes, you will.
- Oh my goodness. (dramatic music)
Look at that.
(Conceited sighs)
There's no way I can get all his hair off
with just this razor, that's impossible to do!
(Conceited groans)
Just think about the shoes, think about the shoes.
This is probably one of the worst decisions I've made
in my entire life, look at this (laughs).
(upbeat music)
I don't think any pair of sneakers is worth this, man.
Look at my hand.
Got a girlfriend? - Yeah.
- You're lyin', lyin'. (man laughs)
What girl is gonna put up with this, tell me.
- [Man] Well, she's a saint, I can tell you to that.
- A St. Bernard. (man laughs)
Alright, buddy.
Thank me, that'll be $12, alright?
We need another towel, we need another towel.
(Conceited groans)
We need a beach towel.
(upbeat music) (cash register dings)
(Conceited grunts) (upbeat music)
Masterpiece.
Now, I have to phone all my sneaker-heads.
Yeah, yeah, it was bad.
But I'm comin' home with the shoes.
(people laugh) (upbeat music)
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Listen, I don't think any pair of sneakers
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