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My bear now

Apologies, the crown princess is in a bit of a hurry

This is going to be the best week wait to see your room. You've never slept in a palace before that's not true guard barracks

Wait what just?

kidding

Allow me to introduce

Unbelievable miss Devon. We told you no me good

Evening I was passed over for the Grand Council

Well, this child was preferred to the seat at the age of your birthday's this Saturday

Uh-huh, and your parents won't be here for it. No, but birthdays aren't a big deal in my family. It's too bad

I'm not a valoran. Well, maybe you weren't born here. But you are a valoran at heart plus one. What a lovely idea

I still remember my

Quinceanera like it was yesterday, but they're throwing a royal quinceanera is no simple task

He takes weeks maybe months of intense planning and royal expertise

But not even our dear Chancellor Esteban could prepare someone like miss Turner for a royal quinceanera

Is that a challenge and you and I will begin first thing in the morning miss Turner begin what your royal training?

Of course, no one will look foolish because Naomi is going to have the most fabulous quinceanera

The kingdom has ever seen. I guess the whole kingdom will be the judge of that

My court the birthday girl picks seven boys and seven girls to be on her Court

They'll stand by you at the quinceanera and dance your first waltz with you. You need rules on your court

That is the tradition. One of them will be the crown princess. That's gotta count for something

I think we can bend tradition just this once yeah, can't we Chancellor?

With a chord that small

Then let us begin

Making a flawless grand entrance at a Royal quinceanera is Kailen Dwayne. Why?

Hello, Duchess. So good to see you. My you look radiant tonight Chancellor. Oz do you've

Hiya, Pete glad you could make it Scottie. Love the new eye patch Ricardo

Maybe we should start with something easier

Repeat after me I young delighted you were invited extremely excited to be reunited pretty

Excited to be reunited

That you've been knighted

Listen carefully. Yes, you did poorly. Ah, this is impossible

Elena she is beyond help don't you think you're being too hard on her keep saying it it should be fun not stressful

I want her to remember this day forever and

What brings you here today, Dona? I was just checking to see if you had given up yet

I know it must be terrible. Well, we must get back to Naomi. I see you at the party Vanya

Oh, I'll be there

now miss Turner

The waltz is the heart of the Royal quinceanera

Imagine the kingdom's finest. Oh you had to ask. Is this not how you carry water on a sheep?

Yeah, but we're not honest shit, huh? Why two thousand one two, three?

I told you to bring an umbrella. I

Think I'm getting the hang of it gestures extremely excited to be reunited

That's it hope for you yet miss Turner parents cough you and I might pull this off

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huh what am I doing here again you're my agent why'd you book this complete waste

of time all of your engagements were canceled after I finally landed a guest

role I signed on and we jumped into the chute everything was going great till

the theme song came on let's get in there and say some badly Watts all right

cameras let's shoot everyone places and he kept going take out your tape cut

after cut but the truth was grossly exaggerated I'm sorry but you can't no

no no no no no way no no you this is your doing no no no no chips when I

heard you needed help I couldn't say no please give this a try mr. nomnom sir

you don't understand it the corgis aren't worth this what did you say the

corgis and your mansion we could lose it what okay okay get that out of here I

was sprung back there I know we've had our differences but whom I did deny help

from you have one dance Yoga here we go just follow my lead

come on now bigger

I feel great H this is where the magic happens

office high norms everything all right yeah oh good mate we cool yep I'm cool

good last time we saw you you rip Corky Dan's

leg off shibby right second oh poor you dancing so cool

done Oh nailed it it's all too easy come in no no that was amazing you didn't

yell you did so much nomnom wait look I'm wearing you sign it please sign the

back oh don't oh excuse me sir you have to let me in I need to go help my buddy

you can't go inside unless you work on that kids clown

and I feel just peachy good on you now see a little legend it'd

be a real treat to work together again my popularity is on the rise again and

Ebanks is eating your dust he's totally over and your mansion it's

doubled all in a day's work I you know I don't think we should keep this thing

going oh okay but what about your anger

okay let me down hey this never happened

huh I think that was my right

fitness tracker monitor my workout house my health Oh

doing great Wow Oh guys his fitness trackers incredible no no ma'am you

spend a lot of money on what looks like a doughnut that beeps the beeping means

me healthy I love this thing make sure my fitness trackers in view oh

this is ice bears bad side okay would it no less worse

how is Ice Bears hair yeah pretty sure next East Bay train in 40 minutes 40

minutes especially door please step back do not cross the yellow area oh my gosh

do you have an idea hey careful almost oh it's too short

good would I text anything all right well I just got some new emojis it's

working train arriving in 20 minutes what a bummer man rats bagels - just

look at this place he's close I sense it aha got you now no go my dreams just a

little more Bob bro it's off-balance that can't be

our train it's still too early

no it's hopeless now throws my fitness tracker is gone forever

whoa what happened here Ice Bear lost a part of himself my phone it's still ska

he's not interested it's too square for his taste

huh he's alive oh gosh my food well wolf oh ah ah you know what you worked really

hard for this here you go buddy carry on you're gonna be so fit um hey

you guys want to watch bagel rap videos

photography the Arctic ice bear Ice Bear lost that try looking under the sink

okay stop I'm going on break oh hey Chloe uh you

look good what is all this all these shapes and squiggles pi-bonds

big deal it's worth half the course great fill this yeah now the class wait

a second I'm missing I'm Chloe can we help it all work

okay no come on guys get in here on three one two three study time Chloe you

there

well looks like we only have one copy left it's call number QD 2 5 3 2's with

Natural Sciences on the third floor did you get all that all right let's do some

jumping jacks & 1 & 2 & 1 & 2 wake up Chloe open Adam file and print

what no come on go away come on there you go your document should be printing

oh great thanks library lady

okay try this one next and this one and this one and finish

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Sofia The First Funny Moments Cartoon For Kids & Children Episode 183 - Learn Colors For Kids - Duration: 10:01.

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Hmm I'm gonna sing it where are my backup birds the happiest of birthdays - you princess Sofia

behold a gift

Don't forget your breakfast

Hey, but don't worry, we'll stop that stain out in a jiffy. Oh

Well, at least the stain is gone I

guess so

You're here already. We came early to help you set up your party. Now. Close your eyes, babe just for you. I

Came really to help - me too

Oh

Sorry Sophia, it's okay. We still have the party hats

Were you attacked by a herd of wild animals sir? Yes, don't worry. It's delicious

Birthday party James not feeding time at the zoo. It's fantastic games Thanks. I made it and Centrica cheese

Mom dad, everything is going wrong. Even the special dress Colette the dressmaker made me the Royal dressmaker

Oh, you just got off to a bit of a rocky start Sofia read hard. It's all going to turn around

You'll have a great birthday

So caught up in trying to think up a birthday present for Sophie I lost track of time

Hmm. I don't know tizzy. Well, let me at least Drive I

managed to rescue one piece of birthday cake

Why don't you make a wish I think I'll just check the old fairy spell book

That was yesterday yesterday

Seriously

Is that another special dress another one No

Am I living the same day over again

Don't forget your

Thanks for your help guys, but I think I need a moment to myself gotcha princess

Every single

But this time it can be a free birthday

So we asked ourselves. What do you give the princess who has everything even that was a really good? Guess it just

Danny thank you. How about crackle in the balloons?

Sorry charcoal has the hiccups, but at least there's if I can just stay on my toes. This day will be

You know so baileywick shall we let in our guests that's what I was going to say

Great right Sofia ready for our dance

Oh

So, how is birthday number two, oh

I'm sorry Sophia. That's okay. I'm just kind of glad it's over now

Already feel like I've had more than enough birthdays today. Can I meet you downstairs?

Sure, third. So beautiful dress. Can you tell my guests? I'll be with them soon. Of course

Oh

Birthdays can be so frantic strange. I thought your smell would only give me one do-over. So did I huh?

You'll magically keep reliving this day over and over until you have a truly. Happy birthday everything fell apart at the end

Oh, that's rough. I just have to avoid every synchronous. I mean, I'll get it

All right, the synchrotron or even in ten tries, but in the end

every bad thing from happening Oh

But did you have fun Sofia

Happy birthdays because everything should go great on your birthday

And even when I work really really hard and make everything go right

It still doesn't reverse the spell the happiest of birthdays to you princess Sofia

Are you all right? I wish there was something I could do

I was just in princess Sofia's room and we may have a problem

And you fashion Thank You teams I made it and Cedric enchanted it so it'll fly for hours my

Party

You know what? Happy birthdays

Really look different it's raining. Yeah bummer

You

Return to merroway cove

Huh? Hi. I'm going to do a little fishing. It's supposed to be very relaxing. Have fun fishing

haha, I will if I can just

Did you like my fountain Sofia mother is teaching me how to use the current conch I barely love to do anything with it

Oona I'll teach you in time I

Told you I'll teach you more skills when you're ready. Yes your highness don't worry Oona

Don't worry she'll be okay

She does need to cool off a little I have the mermaid comb I can do a lot more than they think

Are you hiding I

Think the better question is what are you do me?

I got a charming personality ask are you alright?

You're a protector. I am indeed. Why did you go in that cave?

Every mermaid knows not to go in a cave like that

So, you know Christa know her I was in training at the same time as Christa

Scarah Cudas agreed to stay in the north end of the cove. That's right

I can go now, but if I see you here again

So what brings you to merroway? Cove Sofia? I'm visiting a friend in one of the wicked nine

Which one or Cilla's magic shell necklace. Goodbye, Sofia. I'm sure we'll meet again. Come on

Around here. It's kind of like an underwater tornado. Remember how I said the mermaid comb could make all kinds of things with water. Yeah

Ona, let's see your mom. She'll know what to do

We know about that

No, well, we have to tell the Queen she'll know what to do. No, we don't need mom

Maybe he's right Oona what if it's too big for you? That's why I'm asking for you to help me

Nerissa was heading to the kelp forest

Excuse me. Thank you

There sure is a lot of damage sorry everyone are you okay are you okay

I'm not kind of innocent with their pupil leave it here you go. That should do it

Thank you so much. Nerissa didn't catch your name

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This is the story of how I died

Once upon a time a single drop of sunlight fell from the Yahoo

yada yada

The Queen got sick flower healed Queen Queen gave birth the Rapunzel who was born then the princess was rescued by a dashing steely-eyed

suave smouldering

Released as an orphan on the rough streets you team and then you got arguably the world's most overly dramatic

Haircut and then then we all had a few surprises that day didn't we sunshine?

But make no mistake

Getting to the wedding day and our happily ever after

Here I'll put a little nut job

But you got to take into account that my hair is actually longer than yours now, so we got a factor in wind resistance

Yes, I have

Oh

It's that today ha ha very funny. I know Pascal. I'll get out there soon. I'll

Take it from here

How you holding up busy?

I'm glad you think so reps cuz this welcoming ceremony is just the beginning

Look Rapunzel. I know this princess thing is new to you, but you we have guests from all over the world

I want them to know that they are safe. I won't let you down

But while we're on the whole princess coronation thingy, I mean, I know this is all new

But you'll adjust after all your friend ties the whole outfit together. No, I know what you're all thinking

introducing myself to the most important people in the world

We got this

Time to pay our respects to our beloved royal ish

Here

Perhaps you should refrain from the bear hug, sweetheart. Oh

No bear hugs. Gotcha. Is it okay if I call you Jimmy I prefer you didn't

well

Your hair I used to have really long hair Tina. This is a hand-woven coiffeur

Sadly not nice enough to wear shoes. I'm afraid

Sorry

So I think we learned something very valuable today

Hey you. Okay. Yeah, great. Why wouldn't I be?

Rapunzel you are my dream. Love you with all my heart, Eugene

And it doesn't get any better than this this miss castle our friends your family each other

How's that water feeling fits her Bert my morning off

Let me guess big day on the town wasn't all you'd hoped it'd be ah,

I just wish my dad would let me get out and see the real world

Uh, you mean sneak me out

exactly

I

Don't understand why you're so upset sweetheart I said you could do whatever you wanted making a public appearance, but

Ladies and gentlemen, may I share a moment of history with you princess? Would you join me up here?

I

Can't wait to laugh with you and share with you. I see us raising our children here

I want to ride our horses out to the coronal wall together each and every morning until we're both very

And I want to spend the rest of our lives here together

Here and I want to spend the rest of my life with you here

About Eugene, whoa, where's the war?

Pascal I need you to stay here and make sure no one knows I'm driving

The princess's lady-in-waiting made it expressly clear the lady in wait

It's me your buddy Eugene Eugene the fiend you should know wait, let me

Rapunzel I am sorry I am so sorry. I should never have put you on the spotlight. You're not ready to say it back yet

totally cool

Sorry, look I know there's still a ton of details

We need to figure out and I may have jumped the gun a little I finally have something you know

We have something something that is amazing

Peskow you do realize that if the King finds out she's gone. We're all gonna be in big trouble, right?

Hey Stan, great. Look, I mean it really brings out the stache. Oh, it's not my plan boys

It's lady Kane's plan, and it was because of her that King unfairly cracked down on all those he considered

undesirable

So who's in?

One before you announced it to the whole

Castle this is just a part of my nightly routine, you know? Yeah check in the castle furniture. Where is Rapunzel?

In her room, of course good beardy get clearly

Understanding King, but like I said you are the king

Sir about the whole proposal earlier that didn't go quite as I had hoped we'll discuss that later

Nightly patrols we can get by them every time I write waits in the steppe

Nice yeah, when he heard I was sneaking you out of here. He insisted he come along. Oh

Honey stop beating yourself up Rapunzel just needs some space. I have to prepare her for that

Just remember no one can ever know I took you outside the walls of Corona

Believe me it's better if you see it for yourself and watch this you might want to stand back for this one

Get to the horses as fast as you can and don't

Cassandra keep moving the pawns only need to get whoa

I told you I'd get you in and out without anyone knowing piece of cake one roll at a time, please

We've got a pride

Hmm maybe we don't need the front door

We want to do here maybe a bob how about some layers, oh there shouldn't be any ojos

I

Forget it. Hey sunshine are you in there? You can that Eugene see you but I trust Eugene. Well, I don't

Surprise

Who oh

mama

Back, I'm not gonna ask how obviously you don't want to tell me or else you wouldn't have tried to hide it

But I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation. Where is the war that you'll share when you're ready?

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What are you singing about

Those flowed as I put your collars were great next time. We're at the beach

Can't wait to tell you all about it when I get back

Where it's a little more quiet

What am I supposed to be listening to some are singing back to me

And then thing is that really peaceful, which I liked the singer Sherman kind of sad

So we go find out what they're sure Santa back sure we can help them go and that's not so full of dog singing

I'm a robot a

robot song

What did you hear that singing coming from? It was hard to tell I guess for me to look around Tory figure it out

Well, it was a chance to see in front of an audience, I'm never gonna pass that up

Okay, Roley, why should we look next I don't know

I haven't heard that singer singing for a pretty long time out here looking out bingo and Roley

Leave us alone cupcake on a mission to find whoever it is my brother heard singing

Have you been singing to me

Wails right

After I swam and swam and looked around for my family, but I

Couldn't find that so we're gonna have to figure out how to get you from here

To there and if we're gonna help you well get anywhere. You should probably swim like a while while we're doing it

What what are you two doggies doing going splashy splashy flashy like a whale

Rolly and bingo you to be the motors and I'll be the captain

Let's try to make this voyage little spinny

Wow, I

Didn't come in this way

And I don't know how I'm gonna get out this way either

Because I haven't learned how to jump out of the water yet. That was something my mom was gonna teach me on this trip

Okay, let's make this happen, I know it's a little scary trying something

Did you well to the Wow, how did you where the big ocean is?

People did you admire that for sure I

Like seeing those two being so happy. Yeah watching whales

And here's a picture. I took of two whales jumping out of the water

You know next time I go whale watching I should take you guys with me

This is Kitty

Sorry, but I'm right in the middle of an important map right now our bingo and Roli playing with Missy we're trying but

His he doesn't want to play

I'm not a baby kitten anymore. I still like to play at all. I just don't play as much as I used to No

so the kitten is gonna stay right here until we can find where she lives wait what now and

You can play with my kitty will I'm God

Is he talking about me? She's probably too young to know how to talk

her name

Whiskers Mik twittg tail or Dino rocket blast. That's perfect. She loves it and she loves you

Okay snowflake and then her all that must be sad that she's lost and she's too young to tell us where she lives

but baby kittens like to run and jump and play and I

Want to do none of those things. We'll be back

Let's go

You have a plan for how we're gonna find snowflakes Holmes sure

Do Missy says she played a lot as a kid? And I think I know where to look first

Kids love playing with yarn maybe snowflake lives here. Let's see if we can find any cat stuff around

Oops, I'll get those

It's a little big for you like Jaron that much

We tried looking for something of kiddin would play with but this place clearly isn't her own

Let's look for someone once you play with maybe her home would be with them

Snowflake made hit siege umph hi

Don't scare me like that. Why don't you go play with our for something? Yes. Oh, yes our loves to play

why and if I fall asleep now I can still

Wants to buttocks button is stuck

Alright so we haven't gotten any closer to finding your home maybe we should find the lost cat on that poster

Yes, if she knows her snowflake lives

she did seem sad just like Bob said when Bob reads that poster who know where snowflake lives so he can take

Thanks for checking my eyes doc

I'll make sure to keep these sunglasses on for the rest of the day. We've been having a little fun with them

So they look cute well here your puppies leashes they can walk them home. Oh we're

And away we go

That's not sure it's a cool rack I don't think Bob knows because of his blurry eyes

Bob's house is this way?

Well my puppies and I are headed home, so maybe we'll see what we get there

But he's probably gonna do some shopping before he goes home

Oh, I'm terribly sorry come on boys we meet again

That was a close one we gotta be more careful

The most important part of leading the way right now is to make sure we get Bob home sick. So let's make sure

We back where we started though, yep, this mission is harder than we thought

I think I'll buy some flowers to take home so I can look at him after my vision clears out

Well, this must be the flower store right here. Hi you looking for anything in particular? No

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Are you ready for our drag race rockin and rollin first one to our wins on your oh

No the drag race it uh-oh ARP C's hissy but his he cannot see

It looks like a toilet paper jumble in here come me I'll land on my way to work

I think a day there is exactly what she needs

Time out. Yeah, we get back. We can hope barf clean this place up, but our F is already cleaned up

I've dragged everything back to where it was and won the drag race broom broom

Does that feel good

missing and now that you're clean, we're gonna make you feel extra I just um job

But your pet is any Guana and the only animals we allow inside this building

These are gonna be our whiskers and you and I are gonna be cats and now let us walk right in now

Do you know any place that might be right for our pet again? We've got everyone food

We're in whew now we can go back to looking like puppies, uh already, but I was just kidding. I don't know

Maybe they make the cats who are being punished sit around and not have any fun. You think history should warn you she might be

You look over there and now look no, but they really need to fix that bridge. Let's keep looking around this place

I don't know where does he is or what they're doing to her, but she probably wants to get out of here fast Oh

Keith

Look anxiety for them and see if hesays in there

so there's actually two ways but

they're out while she's at ya check in every corner cuz we doing our best to save a friend his thing is though to the

risk

It's too bad you're the one stuck rolling this is a job for the role inator

Voting starts hiss he's stuck in there

This one for

napping

this rooms for napping

Sweet kitty cat

Maybe she's not supposed to talk to us while she's in a timeout

That would make it turn out even worse, but we're here to make things better

So let's do the mission now we came here to determine a throw

Because he was mad at me

He sent me here to get clean and also dig it brushed and also to get cuddle up in towels and listen to pretty music

Wow Borges have to call your ELLs and say that you need to stay up. Yeah and until tomorrow I get to stay another day

To get home

I've cannot wait either. Hissy has been gone for two whole days and ARF gets buried

Those nice people and meow LAN did a great job getting you looking so good

But I bet you're ready for a long nap in your bed, huh?

You know those beds at meow land were a lot more. Roomy. No, but I missed sleeping here

Just like this

Welcome home, Missy

Wait for it, he's not hiding under here

I cannot fall asleep last night. I just didn't feel tired

Tried everything I can think of to help me get sleepy

I've sang many verses it did not work. Maybe I should have tried counting sheep

Hey, where's my messenger bag?

I'm actually asking oh, oh, yeah

Our mission is to bring Bob some sheep so he can count them and fall asleep tonight counting sheep is just an expression guys

203

See, I'm already sleepy, but you know what's even better than imaginary sheep

Excuse me sheep. Do we have your attention, please? I

Forgot all together now, that's right get those hooves in gear

one sheep two sheep three sheep

Wait, you're not a sheep. Hi bingo and rolling

I'm Strider what brings you pups to the farm our owner Bob needs to count sheep so he can fall asleep

But we don't have any sheep in our house. Come on, George

No nonsense the trick to hurting is you gotta keep the Sheep together. Don't let anybody wander off. Let's do this for buff

Let's get the sheet to walk in a straight line and then turn run beside them and bark like this keep it

Movin you've got it, you know, it's even more fun than herding sheep. What?

Then you make a serious hurting face and stare at them like this

Now let's get them back in line even faster

You can do it keep trying

So, let's keep at it so he get used to us

When your best shot

Yes, now you're hurting like James

Yeah, bingo and Roley but there's one super important thing left to do they could get lost. So close the gate close the gate

Got it and walk in line answer and park

Hey Rolly, hey sheep, love all these sheets now - - pudding dogs ever

Like a warm cloud let's make sure all the sheep are here

This is making me tired 23 24 25 Oh No

Close the gate of time right bright things. Oh

That's not good on the upside you might learn to read or write

Keep going Oh

See that's right

Let's get the Sheep back to Bob's house we can counter to fall asleep to them

Come from are you missing any sheep

You are well, I found

Three we did mom's counting sheep now. We'll fall asleep for sure

Thanks for calling about my sheep. They were harder to round up than I expected

That's why I have a sheep herding dog. Please get this last sheep to the rest of the herd. Will you Stryder?

Go for it things were teaching us. Come on Strider. Let's go home

Camming heap made Bob sleepy and herding sheep made me sleepy meet soon

Sweet dreams dizzy. Did you just wake me up to say good night

Oh

There's the sign I've been looking for

Now that is one fine-looking broccoli

Hi there puppies, hey little piggie. We're waiting for Bob. He's buying vegetables

Well, do you want to come see the most?

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The famous me is it too early for your birthday breakfast it -

Hmm I'm gonna sing it

Where are my backup birds the happiest of birthdays - you princess Sofia?

behold a gift

Don't forget your breakfast

Hey, but don't worry, we'll stop that state out in a jiffy. Oh

Well, at least the stain is gone I

guess so

You're here already. We came early to help you set up your party. Now. Close your eyes, babe just for you. I

Came really to help - me too

Oh

Sorry Sophia, it's okay. We still have the party hats

Were you attacked by a herd of wild animals sir? Yes, don't worry. It's delicious

Birthday party James not feeding time at the zoo. It's fantastic games Thanks. I made it and Centrica cheese

Mom dad, everything is going wrong. Even the special dress Colette the dressmaker made me the Royal dressmaker

Oh, you just got off to a bit of a rocky start Sofia read hard. It's all going to turn around

You'll have a great birthday

So caught up in trying to think up a birthday present for Sophie I lost track of time

Hmm. I don't know tizzy. Well, let me at least Drive I

managed to rescue one piece of birthday cake

Why don't you make a wish I think I'll just check the old fairy spell book

That was yesterday yesterday

Seriously

Is that another special dress another one No

Am I living the same day over again

Don't forget your

Thanks for your help guys, but I think I need a moment to myself gotcha princess

Every single

But this time it can be a free birthday

So we asked ourselves. What do you give the princess who has everything even that was a really good? Guess it just

Danny thank you. How about crackle in the balloons?

Sorry charcoal has the hiccups, but at least there's if I can just stay on my toes. This day will be

You know so baileywick shall we let in our guests that's what I was going to say

Great right Sofia ready for our dance

Oh

So, how is birthday number two, oh

I'm sorry Sophia. That's okay. I'm just kind of glad it's over now

Already feel like I've had more than enough birthdays today. Can I meet you downstairs?

Sure, third. So beautiful dress. Can you tell my guests? I'll be with them soon. Of course

Oh

Birthdays can be so frantic strange. I thought your smell would only give me one do-over. So did I huh?

You'll magically keep reliving this day over and over until you have a truly. Happy birthday everything fell apart at the end

Oh, that's rough. I just have to avoid every synchronous. I mean, I'll get it

All right, the synchrotron or even in ten tries, but in the end

every bad thing from happening Oh

But did you have fun Sofia

Happy birthdays because everything should go great on your birthday

And even when I work really really hard and make everything go right

It still doesn't reverse the spell the happiest of birthdays to you princess Sofia

Are you all right? I wish there was something I could do

I was just in princess Sofia's room and we may have a problem

And you fashion Thank You teams I made it and Cedric enchanted it so it'll fly for hours my

Party

You know what? Happy birthdays

Really look different it's raining. Yeah bummer

You

The Falcons eye protector tools you'll ever use that's me little key

It's as if they're taunting me

My favorite I

Am Prisma

Wait a minute. You can change shape. Oh

Twitch. I have a very big favor to ask of you and it's supposed to be

Oh, so powerful. Its magic might be powerful enough tip my sister and I used to design crystal locks

Just like it. All you need to do is slip inside the safes keyhole. Alright, let's go get this locket of yours dead

Oh, yeah, they're here. Who's the first one up the second one down and the last

Oh

Thank You twitch I promise I'll share whatever powers it gives me why that would be me but

You have no power

Work your magic. I am a piece of jewelry. I cannot break down walls the wicked

Nine are those even real most devious villains?

That's Jafar staff nor to find them all and you're going to tell me right with but a few magic words

I will harness all of their power

With that kind of power I could easily break out of only I can't leave I can't get the wicked nine

And you are it? Oh, thank you. Thank you

Both this gem is hidden inside a sword once used by the wicked but place of wei-ling

Not for long don't which go?

Wait

We must alert the other protectors I have bad news to report. There's been an escape not Prisma

No, what's the wicked nine powerful objects that were once used by big-time villain who tries to steal them looks like today

I'm gonna show you how protectors catch a bad guy

My favorite fair go quickly and keep the Falcons eyes safe. Is it always this crowded?

It must be market day. They hold one here at the palace once a month now

We got to make sure we catch anyone who tries to steal it

They almost always have some sort of booby trap built-in

Ha ha I knew it

All we have to do is set the trap ask my friends for help. Jun-chan over here. What are you doing? Oh,

Right. Someone might be trying to steal an important jewel. Yeah, we know everyone in wailing. Thank you, but

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Looks like you fellas could use a break. What do you say we head to Ella's for some milkshakes?

Don't forget she

Bars ela you're the best notes will thanks folks when you've shaken as many milks as I have

You're bound to get good. I never read no reason to miss out on this year big chance

Really?

Take some practice but follow me and soon you'll be a milkshake making taxes

Bob Toby now, how'd you like to test your new skills on some real customers? You sure

Very good. She got Easter Toby mighty impressive. Well, I learned from the best

Toby

Has Toby doing at the saloon Ella? Oh, he's just the cutest little milk shaker

He'll be fine so long as nobody orders anything double fancy creamy bubbly sprinkly. I

Think I can do

Making a deposit sure and but I'm in a bit of a hurry Toby's mind in the saloon

Looking good Peck. Thank sure the trick is to always stay focused on the job

For so long

Tobey's Paso, please the kelpie special. What's that? Leave it to me

Really proud of Toby. Oh, right

What's this Toby's special I've been hearing about I'll try one Oh

Navi jazzy new milk sitting day

Oh, Toby sure has pizzazz now, yep, but you're still the best milk shaker

Happy to oblige

How much everyone liked your milkshakes I got jealous

You got jealous of me. Well, I was worried that with milkshake tell me around

It's okay. I'm sorry. I hurt your feelings. I don't have to help out at the saloon anymore

Yes, you do

You

This contraption the hot air balloon you've been talking about maybe it is all this much-anticipated

Airship will soon be soaring skyward

Short ride up and down like this see and once I read that doc, but first we're gonna have some fun on the Midway

Where

Do you really know that

You're here oh, oh why thank you Toby you can have the first ride in my balloon. Oh

All right, Toby I suppose a quick up and down should be no problem for optimum piloting prowess

Now, let's see how to go

You know this book tells all about the sights

Is the slowest and pull how you down

I reckon I'll give it a try

It must have gotten untied

Ducks balloon book I bet he still doesn't know how to fly it

Come on Sparky. Dr. Toby. You're a really flying

It's really pointy

We can't let him hit point P a storm's a-brewin

You don't but you know what

You said I was hurt here on Toby

Sure wish Toby was up here with me to see it happen

That was a humdinger of a wild rat he too had what happened

I let my pride cloud my thinking and he was

Rot away deputy

We

Figure it's time to retire old Nicky on account of a brother got a whole lot of shoveling to get done

Good news fellas, you boys find gold not yet. But I reckon we will soon. Oh, and we best get back to it

Come on big brother. There's not to be done

There you go little brother a nice bucket of dirt to pour into our brand-new Monica

It already caught on nugget careful little

Why are his clothes all don't you remember dusty they were wat when I first bought him? Oh, yeah

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a very mystical Assyria

Sophia is everything. All right. Oh, I'm just a little nervous a little grumpy

Sometimes maybe a little I'm sure it'll be fine

princess

Visalia is full of surprises

I'm already surprised it was Sayle a day race and on the Isle of font. What's that big cookies?

Of course who wants one? I'll take one Garrett speaking of surprises

Apologies everyone, but we've just heard there's trouble on one of the aisles for a fairy feast

There can't you all take turns we've tried but you know Krista and so live Krista

I'm coming with you and I won't take no for an answer great now call your unicorn friend

We got to get to the Isle of Rob khun's and quick happy wassailia

Which reminds me here's a little something for you sky

When my herd displays their holiday ice sculptures, that sounds beautiful. I

Am determined to stay on schedule. How is that that is elf alva for you?

I'm Sofia nice to meet you Sofia

Okay, of course, but first some holiday I will say Lea tree got stolen

Holiday like you in Queen. Amber Cardoz

It stopped on its own

Where did you get those ornaments? Oh, they grow right on the branches

Right Sophia wait

I'm Sophia, who are you?

Huge friend she stole her home your home. We receive in our branches sleeping in the next

There we go, so I came up with an escape place we waited until the Robins weren't looking that big galoot. Mr

best for pushovers

You see that he's not scary at all he's

I'm so far. And yours was so beautiful. We don't need

What are you doing

I brush and sisters help me sounds beautiful

It's alfalfa he has fallen behind again in its deliveries and needs your help. Oh

Hello Krista, you don't seem so behind you hardly have any gifts left no

Here's the who the what and the where to deliver to

Give your magical hooves arrest my good reindeer. I

Love I love crystal during wassailia. All of the lights were Krista. I'm a little worried

It's getting late and our families will be waiting for us. You won't believe yer

Wanna see what I mean, and that was the last package Milady's see Sophia I tote hmm

I can almost taste the plum bread and banana pudding. Oh

Speaking of which I forgot to give you

It's a starter alphabet II they were delivering a package on the Isle of forever frost

When did you see her last when we delivered a package to the Arctic condors, what do we deal with?

What a protector always does bring a little light to the situation

And we'll search the whole aisle if we have to please hurry we must find her

I think we're in for another wassailia surprise

You take her home we'll deliver your last kiss. I can't wait

Yeah, I guess it is that's it for wassailia for another year

Anything else deep all is quiet. Thank you both go

Are you ready to return to the ever L?

My princess sky brush you will soon be cured by a little caroling and opening of gifts tis my honor on

To the Isle of fairies. I think it's that one

Crystal lives there. I am perplexed. Where is Krista's family? I

Forgot to give you this I made it myself. Oh

Okay

Is everything okay? Where is your family? Okay

okay, the truth is

Is that why you always volunteer on wassailia so you can celebrate with everyone else?

No, one's a bother me. I can just relax

But no one should be alone on wassailia. Listen princess. I'm a protector

I help people I don't need people to help me but

Well my princess at least you tried. She's got it all wrong

So many come on Skye. Where are we going everywhere?

Princesses

And that makes you our family, well, what do you know

Um bread and banana pudding do it was Sofia suggestion

Well, what are you standing around for

Ivy's true colors

What to do in I've got a snack for clover, but he won't wake up from his nap. Have you been trying long?

Yeah for a little while. He usually wakes up

He said there's a fairy working on a cure but she hasn't found one yet. Why is it glowing?

My Daniel, it's your right one. Not you did this once before what oh,

What a strange place

Tempe

It was you Sofia all I wanted was a kingdom of my own but you ruined everything

So why are you even here?

My amulet sent me to help a princess. They're fine. Why would you even ask that?

Her butterflies are missing that amulet. It's infuriating

Roma but I must have been sent here to help you

Well, that's a shame because I don't want your help what's wrong with the animals. They have the deep sleep

So I D my butterflies are missing what happened. I left them out this morning to deal with that horrid

Imagine what not. Would you go up in the trees and see what you can see?

On the far side of the island she's really not so bad she's just worried about her butterflies

I live here to see princess ivy took me in when I was hurt. She's just swell

Roma what are you still doing here Sofia? Not that no if you'll excuse me

We're coming with you. The sooner. I helped you

No, what are you doing Sofia? I'm warning you wait

My friend thinks selling you is the best way to get by but I think there's a better way

How long is this going to take just a second?

Gordon thank you. Mr. Graff. Well, I suppose that's why it's called cake fruit

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Regular Show Skips Strikes Part 3 Best Cartoon For Kids & Children - LUCAS FOX - Duration: 3:59.

I'm of the Stardust lanch the final game of the tournament park strikers vs. Magical elements tonight

These strikers are not only playing for that trophy. They're playing for their souls

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And some of the strikers is up come on come on you can get this he needs that spare

Death and another doozy for the park strikers. We're off to a rough start. You're up pops

Time to beat my soul

wait

Let's bowl

And we're down to the final frame folks the two teams are neck and neck the park strikers are just one strike away from victory

Wait guys, I've got this remember on no convo skips. Shall I tell him your secret?

Secret what secret what does he mean skips

My friends souls are more important than my secret you want to tell him my real name isn't skips. Go ahead

The strikers win it

And I believe you owe me a soul ball

I've got a billion just like it I can wait for a few more magical elements

This thing totally rule yeah does

Skips, I don't mean to pry but why did you change her name to Skip's?

Yeah, I just got tired of people asking me why my name was walks when I always skipped. So why do you skip

Wondering that you know, I think you guys have heard enough secrets for one night

Unbelievable, give me candy lady. Oh

Man Regular Show new spooky episodes next Monday night at 8:00 7:00 central only Cartoon Network

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What more could a cuddly lamb ask for and a happy cuddle day to you doc Lambie

May I have the honor of a cuddle on your special day?

I've got all the cuddle cake ingredients

Doc mom's working in her office if you need her. Thanks dad

Hey, no cutsies

Let's try this again

Okay, don't worry doc. We'll keep an eye on the line. Make sure no one sneaks up in place Oh, oops

Sorry didn't see you there little girl. Go right ahead your eyes

Good

So does your nose?

Now it's all over your plush what does that mean

It means I have a diagnosis time to cuddle up to the big book of boo-boos

Lambie until then. I'm sorry, but you can't cuddle I

Guess we better tell the others that cuddle day is canceled

I've decided this year. It's time to train other toys in the art of the cuddle

So today the cuddle booth will be manned by Oh me. Here's one for you

She's

Strange, she hasn't given any cuddles today at all

Lambie I think the toys are starting to wonder why you aren't giving cuddle you cuddles to each and every one of you

With everyone's help, please

Lambie it's International cuddle day and you haven't given one cuddle all day

I have no idea what that is. It means I really wanted to make today's special for you all

Oh Lambie you seem so sad I can wipe the flour off of you because you're plastic

But the other toys would have to be washed Oh, trust me everyone

Now we can wash you and get the flour

Not a speck of flour anywhere

You can have to wait another whole year. It's not dark yet. I say cuddle day

Cuz Lambie your cuddles make me the happiest of all

Kaleidoscope, it has mirrors inside that make really cool designs when you look into it. Give it a spin

The home of the famous toy doctor

Merci that'd make me dizzy than a dinosaur at the disco. I never get dizzy

Not one itty-bitty dizzy bit about being great fathers

It's best to leave spinning to the experts like

Your eyes

Okay

Good

How do you do that?

It's nothing chilly. Yes key, but Kira doesn't need a checkup

she's working perfectly for a kaleidoscope, right a

Kaleidoscope of course got it. That's right

It makes for the most spectacular

guessing game

Whoever guesses the right shape

Who wants to take me for a super sparkly spoon first, how's the second-best spinner?

It's a muffin. Isn't it stuffy muffin is?

And you don't see a lot of them on Valentine's Day. It's something that comes from the sky Oh No

Delivering hot chocolate it's something white. Why don't you take a look?

If you say so

Right tiara

That shape is totally

What's woozy again you were spinning a lot today, but I never get dizzy

I think you should get a check-up right away

Definitely dizzy your heart sound. How's your vision?

I ever be able to spin the Karen I'm sure you will

Designs are dark. They can't be did you bump yourself stars and rainbows?

Tiara you have knocked mirror OSIS your mirrors must have been knocked out of place when you hit your head

So where's my nose? Oh and my buttons and my scarf and you really gotta watch out for the seams on my shoulders

But you have my head most of all heads that can get hurt in your face

You have delicate mirrors with people. It's our brains either way

It's important to tell us it all makes sense now doc. I see the full rainbow

No spreadin until doc fixes your knot mirror OSes. Thanks Hallie

Now, let's see if we can see your designs, okay

What's poppin funky

I can't we we're gonna run in your sprinklers and then we're gonna run out

Oh

My eyes are all spinny

Try closing them now. My fats are all spinny. Let's get this water

On it. Hey dot come inside so I can put more sunscreen on you coming dad. I'll be right back

But it looks like something's stuck

Right there. Oh, yeah. It's a pedal. Oh

Snap, you're right

Are you sure?

Doc wouldn't mind as sure as the Sun is hot

You guys want to boogie down and get cool and I want to boogie down and sprinkle you

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♪ ♪ ♪

♪ Been here before ♪

♪ It's all just familiar ground ♪

♪ I tried to fake it, but I'm lying to myself ♪

♪ I tried distractions ♪

♪ to cover my reflection in the mirror ♪

♪ It's been a while since I've prayed a little harder ♪

♪ I'm running fast but I'm trying to run farther from truth ♪

♪ Believe me I won't ♪

♪ It's up to me, to finish what I've begun ♪

♪ But for now I'm letting go ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, letting go ♪

♪ Been here before ♪

♪ It's all just familiar ground ♪

♪ I tried to fake it, but I'm lying to myself ♪

♪ I tried distractions ♪

♪ to cover my reflection in the mirror ♪

♪ It's been a while since I've prayed a little harder ♪

♪ I'm running fast but I'm trying to run farther from truth ♪

♪ It's been a while since I've prayed a little harder ♪

♪ I'm running fast but I'm trying to run farther from truth ♪

♪ Believe me I won't ♪

♪ It's up to me, to finish what I've begun ♪

♪ But for now I'm letting go ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ But for now, but for now, but for now ♪

♪ But for now, for now, for now ♪

♪ But for now ♪

♪ But for now, for now, for now ♪

♪ But for now, for now, for now ♪

♪ But for now ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ It's been a while since I've prayed a little harder ♪

♪ I'm running fast but I'm trying to run farther from truth ♪♪

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Junk food for your cat | Jackie Pirico - Duration: 7:28.

Do you guys know the product Meow Mix?

Do you know that product Meow Mix?

Yeah, you know it's a, uh –

a cat food? For your pet?

A Meow Mi– a supper for your cat?

Meow Mix?

At the grocer's?

Well anyway, I see the commercial for Meow Mix...

In case you guys don't know

and you've been living under a rock for 35 years,

Meow Mix is basically like

a totally outdated, crummy,

passé,

completely off-trend,

trashy, like white trash cat food from the '80s.

Meow Mix! Can you believe they're still selling that tripe?!

Some people like it.

The only thing Meow Mix has updated in 30 years

is their slogan. 'Cause their slogan used to say, like,

'meow meow meow meow meow mix meow,'

remember?

'Meow meow meow chicken liver,' remember?

But now they changed it. Now it says this.

Uh, they say this:

'Meow Mix! So good, your cat asks for it by name. Meow meow!'

Puh-lease.

Like I haven't done all the research

but I'm pretty sure that's a huge coincidence.

Meow Mix.

It's just junk food for your cat!

You might as well give your cat frickin'

Hickory Sticks and Diet Pepsi.

Which is fine obviously

on their birthday but...

Not every day's a party.

Not every day is a cat's birthday party.

My boss told me that 'cause I'm taking too much time off.

Sometimes after shows

people say to me this. They're like, "Jackie."

"Why Hickory Sticks?"

Actually, first they say this:

"Jackie, soo funny."

And then after they say that, they say, "But Jackie,"

"why Hickory Sticks for the pet?"

I'm like, hellooooo.

Have you ever seen a cat's tiny mouth?

They can't fit a whole friggin' Ruffle in there.

A cat requires a chip that has been

julienned.

Ooh, some professional chefs in the crowd.

I can't tell that joke in the United States

'cause they don't have Hickory Sticks and they don't

invite me to go down there and do that.

Is everybody here from Toronto even?

Like you are but you're not thrilled about it.

(woo)

Oh, you're thrilled!

Everyone here from Toronto?!

Anyone here not from Toronto? Fine?

(woo)

Yeah?

Okay, well I gotta tell you something that happened

in Toronto.

We all know about it but you don't

but we'll tell you.

One time in Toronto, like a while ago,

a person had this bright idea

to go and like

climb up a 100,000 foot, full-blown,

pure, 100-billion foot,

construction crane-crane-crane!

Do you remember construction crane climber?

Do you?

You do?

But like, if you do really remember crane climber,

shouldn't you be like this:

"YES!!"

And not this: "Yes."

Crane climber!

Okay, so what she did was

she shot up a crane

and then she like swizzled down to the end of it

and then she like frizzled down the dangler of it

and hung out!

You guys aren't impressed.

I was impressed. It's all I could talk about

that whole day and every day since,

including today.

Crane climber! Crane climber. Crane climber,

crane climber, crane climber, crane climber, craaane climber, crane climber! Crane climber!

That was me that whole day.

I was interrupting people's conversations like this:

'Ahem. Sorry to interrupt. Crane climber?!'

And people said this to me. They're like,

"Jackie, hush up and shush."

They said, "Shh, you."

They said, "Don't celebrate crane climber."

"Crane climber is sick. She's sick."

I was like, oh!

She's sick on top of all that?!

Ho-ly. I'm even more impressed!

I want to see what this girl can do after she had some friggin' DayQuil.

Right, though?

'Cause I know when I'm feeling under the weather

and I spot a crane

I'm just like,

'euh euh euh, euuuh huh huh hhh.'

'Euh. Not today; not today.'

(blows nose)

Imagine her boss that morning at work.

He's like, "Oh, you're not feeling well, are ya?"

"Okay, fine, well..."

"Just rest up. It's fine. We'll get someone to cover your shift, I guess."

And then later on he's watching CP24; he's like...

"Ohhhh-ho-ho! Busted! She's busted!"

"I think she coulda come in."

Lot of people didn't like crane climber

and I think you are all of those people.

Do you know why they didn't like crane climber?

'Cause I – I think I know why.

Because it was a girl crane climber, that's why!

If it would've been a boy crane climber

they would've been like,

"Boy crane climber: Toronto's newest daredevil-devil-devil-devil."

"What will he climb next-next-next?"

But it was a girl so they were like,

"Girl crane climber?! Rrgh!"

"She's uh... mentally ill up here! Yeah. Sure."

And they're like, "She's expensive to get down

off the crane as well!"

"She's expensive!"

That's what they said. "Oh, all that money!"

Sometimes people take photos of me while I'm doing

my jokes and they don't turn out so hot.

Everybody else's photos are like this.

And like...

And I'm like, "Raaaah!"

My teeth grinding into dust.

I suffer from an ailment.

I don't like getting pictures taken of me too 'cause

I suffer from an ailment

of acne.

Oh God, I have that ailment.

An acne ailment.

I suffer from it. Oh no.

Some people like, when I tell them that,

they're like, "You don't have acne!"

"No you don't!"

Uh yeah. I do.

You just can't tell because I've got a thick

spackling of CoverGirl

troweled onto my plain, ailing

acne face.

But underneath, it's acne.

Lotta CoverGirl.

Buy it at the Shoppers Drugstore.

Ohh, the Shoppers Drugstore.

I go for the CoverGirl but I stay for the this:

(mimicking blood pressure kiosk)

But they kick you off after a while.

But yeah. All I do all day long

is Google cures for acne

and get acne.

There's no cures. There's no cures.

All you can do is tricks.

Tricks and tricks and movie magic.

I have this one trick, like when I'm at home,

just in my socks and my plain face, no CoverGirl,

I'll like be looking in the mirror and I'll do like a pose

like strategically with my fingers

to see what life would be like without.

So I'm like...

(muffled) Oh, beautiful!

H-oh! That would be

beautiful, like that.

I have another trick where I just colour like

beauty pencil on top of the acne dots

so it's like freckles,

like exotic freckles,

like Cindy Crawford but... many.

And when I tell people that, they're like,

"But Jackie, don't people start to realize

that your freckles are always in a different spot?"

I'm like, no, no, no! It's simple!

You just don't let anybody

into your life.

Well, that's all the joke minutes I have!

I don't have unlimited joke minutes!

I gotta get out of here!

Give it up for your host, Cara Connors!

My name's Jackie!

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