Hot guy! Why do you wear the same clothes as mine?
They aren't the same.
They're couple clothes.
Hot guy! If you keep saying those words every day, you're responsible for turning me gay!
I'm willing to be.
You!
Don't even try to tell me you'll take care of me forever.
I'll.
Forever.
EP 01
If I committed suicide,
would you burn the latest model of Hello Kitty to me on my memorial day every year?
What nonsense are you talking about? Even if you're alive, I haven never bought that thing for you!
Don't say that! I'm really depressed now..
Mr. Lu Ji-Ji, please shoot!
My roommate bought the same clothes as mine.
It's not scary to wear the same clothes but it's horrible for the one look ugly.
It's my hot roommate.
Then, it's you who needs to return the clothes to the store.
You! Mean girl!
What's wrong?
Still awake?
Aren't you the same?
I'm about to sleep but got scared by your face.
Yang Shi, do you believe I can beat you up?
What I meant is the cellphone light on your face is quite scary.
Grrrr! If the light is on you, you can scare the shit out of sleeping beauty.
Ji-Ji! You're the one who is truly the most handsome guy!
Better late than never to know the truth.
I won't wear the same clothes to you anymore! Please forgive me!
Dude! Can you shut up? It's really annoying!
Finally admit you're wrong!
Sigh..
Up next is Mr.Terminator's class.
What?
Oh, no!
The solution to this question is an important theorem.
Act like he knows how to do it.
Hot guy, I wanna ask you a question.
Say it.
What's my roommate thinking when he bought the same clothes as mine?
He thought his clothes is different from the one bought from the thrift shop.
Purposely saying mine is a cheap one!
Very well! It's pretty much Yang Shi's mean style. Look how I take revenge!
The male student with the glasses on the fifth row. Could you solve this question?
Damn you! I don't even know the question.
Lu Ji-Ji!
Be a real man!
I'm not wearing the glasses now so it's not my responsibility to answer the question now.
What a fool!
I think this is a creative question. We can solve this with different solutions.
2 hour later..
Perfect! Please sit down.
Hey!
When did you get your conscience back to buy me a treat?
Feel touched? I don't mine you calling me daddy now.
Blah!
Hot guy, tell me your high school lfie.
Handsome and positive.
I mean something specific! Like your romance?
You wanna know my romance?
Yep! Yep!
Nothing happened.
The school is really strict with everything.
Lying! I've been told that a girl from other class was studying at the same high school as you.
She could get a boyfriend. How couldn't you?
I did have one before but it's in junior high.
Then, I haven't met anyone I like.
That's the reason why you're still single. You set your standard to high.
What about you?
Don't tell me you're into boys.
Bullshit!
You think I don't want a girlfriend? It's hard to find one when you're a back burner.
Back burner?
Yes!
Till high school!
Do you still like her now?
Umm...I
I don't know.
I don't wanna think about it.
So introduce someone else to me, hot guy.
Help me get though this back burner nightmare.
Look! Does my face look really red?
It looks fine. It's hot in there.
However, your lips are pretty red. Look like they got bitten by someone.
You bite me?
Wanna try it?
Try your ass!
But I've got to say this alley is really suitable for having a kiss.
Really? Try it next time.
Ugh....Damn..
I have too much spicy food tonight..
It's excruciating....
Why is Lau Shan not here..
At least my focus could be swayed by his snoring sound.
"Two tigers fall in love with each other.."
"Both of them are male..."
"Both of them are male..."
"That's creepy! That's creepy!"
Who are you calling creepy?
What's wrong? Stomachache?
Hmm..
Wait for me. Let me buy the medicine for you.
Take the medicine.
Thank you.
Shit! What are you doing here?
Let me warm your stomach.
I'm not a woman with a period, ok?
Just sleep.
Don't blame me if you get cold.
It feels really warm. He's sweet
Yes, it's warmer..
You're having fun this afternoon?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You little bitch! You posted an ugly photo of mine on chatting apps of our class group.
You're gonna have another thing coming.
Shit..I think I should go back to our dorm with hot guy or I'm doomed..
Up next is the performance from the hottest guy in school, Yang Shi!
Yang Shi! He's so hot!
Plus, we're gonna have a lucky draw later.
The lucky one will have a secret present.
EP 02
It's a right song for him and he sounds so good.
That's my buddy!
He's so good which means I'm not bad, either.
Ok. The lucky one who gets the draw is ready to be revealed.
Now it's time to welcome him on stage!
Stop playing! Go to the stage!
What? Why me?
It's you who win the lucky draw.
Holy shit!
I've already said that before that people who are good looking are much luckier.
Hmm...But something doesn't feel quite right.
What the fuck are you doing here?
Did I really hit the jackpot?
Yes, you did!
Ok. Let's congratulate the lucky student. The award is...
Having a kiss with the hottest guy in school!
What the fuck is this shit? It's not a normal present but a fake kiss with a man?
I hate so say this but I have to give you a full score for the creative part.
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Aren't they a little bit too much?
Thank God it's Yang Shi or I'm gonna blow this auditorium up, making everyone die with me.
Why are you here?
I got tricked by Lau Shan.
Hot guy. How much did they pay you to do this shit?
Have I told you the chairman of this even is my cousin?
My three-year old naked photo is in his hands so I have to do this...
Gosh..for real?
What a relief! A fake kiss.
Even if it's real, there's nothing to lose.
I...I had an omelet with leeks for dinner! My mouth is smelly!
Lu Ji-Ji, are you mad at me?
Nope. I just start having doubts on my life...
It's fine. At least it's Yang Shi who kissed you.
Hey! Did they have a real kiss?
Get out!
Ok. I'll go.
I hooked myself up for a date with a chick for movies.
Yang Shi
Umm...We're gonna go now.
Ji-Ji, about the thing on the stage.
Don't try to console me.
I'm just really confused. Leave me alone.
You think it's gross?
No. I just need some time to collect myself.
It's good that you don't hate me.
Firstly, I shouldn't have believed that I'm that good looking to hit the jackpot.
Secondly, do not trust anyone that you pissed off before so easily.
Thirdly, why did two straight men have to have a real kiss?
And why did I feel so nervous when kissing him?
The most embarrassing thing was why I cared so much what I ate for dinner at that moment?
I think it's because it's my first kiss! I'm gonna get used to it in the future!
Shit! It's getting ridiculous now.
Headline:"Exclusive! The kiss of the hottest guy in school!"
The uke kissed by the hot guy is so cute! What's his major? Anyone?
Reply: He's the hot guy's roommate and they are in the same major.
Don't thank me.
Reply: Jesus! What are the chances! They're destined to be together!
Reply: I've imagined an 100 thousand words bl novel. I'm gonna go now.
What the fuck!
It's not real! It's definitely mot real!
What? Cute uke? Wanna have a bite?
I'm not a fucking uke! You are!
It's time to reveal the truth.
Reply: The uke you guys have mentioned is straight! He's a macho man! Very strong!
Quick reply?
Reply: OMG! So cute!
Reply: I've caught the real person!
Fuck! I forgot to change to another account!
Reply: I can assure you guys he is straight.
Reply: He is a macho man. If you don't believe me. Just click here for the proof.
Finally someone is helping me.
Reply: I bet the cute uke will come and see this. Don't be shy. Just enjoy the gay manga!
Holy shit!
Sleep!
My god! What's wrong with this school?
Wow! The uke is so cute! Look at the seme's eyes! How soft they are!
The news is getting really big in the school now. Hot guy must know what's happening now.
Wait a second.
Will he detest me for being the CP with him?
I dare him to think that way! I'm such a handsome and positive guy.
If he thinks that way, he's gonna have a thing coming.
I'm so suitable for him!
Why do you stop eating?
Hot guy. What are we gonna do if we're really famous?
You mean the thing in school forum?
Yes..
Some people have already written our bl story.
What do you think?
I really don't care. I thought you might be angry about this.
You don't mind it?
Why do I?
You're much hotter than me so it's me taking advantage of you.
If a straight man like you doesn't even care, why would I care?
True. I'm too handsome to be disdained by the hottest guy in school.
Eat! My treat!
Fool.
Yes! Mom is calling. I don't need to eat buns anymore.
Daughter, do you feel cold there?
Don't call me daughter! I'm your handsome and macho son!
Daughter! Why don't you say anything?
Mom, it's quite warm here. By the way, when will you transfer the money to my account?
Sigh...Another mom's lecture
Ok. OK.
One hour later.
Finally over..
Your mom and you really get along well.
Her son is too handsome for her to let go. It's not my fault.
Hot guy. Why don't you call your parent?
There's nothing to say about it.
Are they have a family crisis?
Yes. I believe my instinct.
Usually, handsome men have some family issues.
This fool is worried about me?
What are you thinking?
I need to encourage him!
Hot guy. Our parents love us even if they're really busy.
I think you can phone them. They won't feel annoyed.
Are you worried about my family before being a part of mine?
Get lost!
Angry?
Nope. Just...
Everyone has secrets.
We don't wanna spill it out.
My mom has passed away in a car accident.
I don't really get along with my father.
He got married again when I was sophomore in high school.
Afterwards, he's been sending the money to me once a month and I've been calling him after that.
It's alright. You still have me. If you call me daddy, I'll be your father.
You mean a daddy with only 4.9 inch?
You wanna get kicked?
Ok! Kick me!
Where is the restroom?
Damn! I finally have a chance to see it!
Wait a second. It's not right.
Two men?
I have to organize what I heard today and post it online.
Maybe my post will go viral.
Shit!
It's Yang Shit who asked me when I would be back?
He'd better use plumber to get me out of here.
It's all good. Some people are having fun now.
Holy shit! It's someone I know.
Finally over?
I have to go now. Some people are having fun now. I can't stand that anymore..
Are you afraid that you can't control yourself and you want to release yourself as well?
I don't want to!
Fine, let's go.
EP 03
Ji-Ji, I'm gonna cum!
What the fuck!
What's wrong with me?
Jesus! I had a wet dream!
And with..
Shit!
I'm doomed!
Am I turning gay now?
I can't be like this! I have to find other things to do!
Sha Su-Yang, why do you bring me here? I just wanna have fun!
The final exam is coming.
What else do you want? You're getting horny and wanna have a fuck?
Recommend me some movies!
No horror and detective movies 'cuz hot guy is too smart.
You and hot guy? Gay porns are all you need.
How could you say that? You know how straight I am!
Apart from that you're into Lin Jin-Yua, I can't find anything in you related to straight.
I did like her before but not anymore.
Then, you're done! There's nothing straight in you.
Since you don't like her anymore, I can tell you what's happening to her.
What's happening?
Normal stuff.
After breaking up with the wealthy boyfriend, she found out she's pregnant. She asked him for money.
However, he refused to admit that's his kid. They have big fights almost every day.
The whole school knows their stuff.
Let me tell you that the fake girl is in need of love in this phase.
She'll need her back burner back in her life.
The worst thing is our school is close. If she wants to see you, you have to reject her.
I truly detest this fake bitch.
Unfortunately, we go to the same school and even in the same major.
Just don't even try to see her!
If you feel bad for her after hearing this, I'm done with this!
Ok. I have to go now and study for the final.
I won't find her...
I'm about to be the boyfriend of the hottest guy in school. Why will I want to see her?
"Are you there?"
Ji-Ji, how are you doing? Can we have a talk?
Finally!
Yep..
This back burner has transformed to another person.
I can't say i'm good at everything but acting is my nature ability.
It's been a long time.
Yep. It's been a long time. You've changed a lot.
Damn! The coffee is fucking bitter...
It's crap compared to the lemonade that hot guy gave me.
Lu Ji-Ji oppa, some people have to know the meaning of love after losing something.
Ji-Ji oppa, I....
Jesus! How can she cry like this in a minute..
It's a waste of talent not be an actress.
Don't cry! Don't cry!
What a moron! And I have to wipe her teardrops?
I know you're always by my side no matter what happens.
Although I'm not into you anymore,
you're still the one I had chased before
I don't believe what you just said. Can we start all over?
I don't think so....
You have you own happiness..
Damn..
Ji-Ji oppa, you must feel comfortable like this now.
I happened to book a room in a hotel nearby.
We can go there.
Shit! She even booked a room!
It's like she has planned in advance.
Let's go, Ji-Ji oppa.
OMG! She is so strong!
Let's go, Ji-Ji.
Somebody help me! How can I get rid of her?
Ji JI, you seem to getting much stronger than before.
That's because I hit the gym a lot.
You're so macho now.
Hey! Yang Shi!
Lu Ji-Ji, what's wrong?
My savior is here!
Awake?
Hmm..
What time is it?
Three in the afternoon.
Hum? Aren't we going to the movies?
It's already over. Just come down and eat.
Hm.
Eat! I asked the restaurant that I booked to make us takeout.
Yang Shi, I'm sorry.
I overslept.
I ruin the Christmas date you planned.
What?
Are you angry?
No. It's just Christmas. It's nothing special.
Then, why I find you not happy?
What happened to you last night?
Hmm..
A friend of mine was unhappy so I comforted her...
How earnest you are!
FIne! FIne!
Actually, I went to see the girl I used to like.
Who made you her back burner?
Yes..She wants me to be his normal boyfriend now.
Making me his baby's father.
I ran away.
Do you think I'm smart?
Lu Ji-Ji, are you really that relentless or you just swallow the pain by yourself?
Why are you watching me?
Eat your food.
Let me ask you a question.
Ok. Say it.
If..I mean if..
If you wanna take one person to see your parents, which one would you choose?
Boring!
If you have to?
If my moms asked me to get married, I would definitely choose her.
However, it's not like this now.
So you would pick me?
Yep.
Let's go out and shop around.
Are you kidding me?
A haunted house?
Christmas and a haunted house is a super match.
Scared?
I'm not!
Hold me tight and don't get lost!
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit! Shit! Nobody told me it's a haunted house with real people disguised in costumes.
Dragging the hottest guy in school with my screeching voice....How embarrassing is that!
It's freaking embarrassing!
Here! Have some milk tea and calm yourself down.
Hot guy, were you afraid in the haunted house?
Sigh..I didn't even have time to comfort you.
If I went in there on my own, I probably would feel scared.
So you're not afraid with a daddy like me around you.
This is the power of men.
You said so.
Have you tried to be a singer before?
Singer?
Yep. You sounded so much like Vitas in the house.
What else can you do other than being sour?
To a donkey( Lu sounds the same as donkey in Chinese)
You win..
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