So...
This "new" gadget came up
and let me tell you that
IT'S F*CKING AMAZING! :D
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
I mean, look how awesome this sh*t looks!
Welcome to the hype train.
So...
for those of you who don't know what a spinner is,
it's basically a plastic thingy with some ball bearings
So, you put the thingy between your fingers,
and just spin it... and VOILA! (yep, it's french)
Actually, it's pretty limited since
the only thing it can do is... spin.
It's also supposed to be a tool for stress relief
but PFFFFFFF who cares???
Just look how cool and badass these things are!
And they come in pretty cool shapes and sizes!
Look at this one, it's a BATARANG!!
The only thing similar to these spinners I can think of is
BEYBLADE
Do you remember Beyblade?
The spinning tops?
Me and my friends used to play with them during school breaks.
Mine was pretty basic since I didn't have the money to buy a better one,
but, this guy who was 1 year older than me,
had one with a thing attached to it
I don't know what the f*ck it was, but
it made the f*cking beyblade sparkle when hitting something
and that was like:
"WOOO DUDE!!
YOUR BAYBLADE IS ON FIRE!!
YOUR DICK MUST BE HUUUUUUUUGE!!"
Okay... I might be exaggerating.
Not on fire, just... sparkling.
I think the spinner is a fun and innovative way to control your stress level.
Nowadays, the world is going thru a fast-paced phase which is obviously affecting peoples' lives
Everyone is in a hurry,
Everyone needs things done NOW,
and... families are being torn apart,
human rights are being overlooked...
There's so much stress in our lives...
and for sure we need something more than...
THOSE STUPID F*CKING STRESS-RELIEF BALLS!
F*CKING BALLS...
YOU ARE USELESS...
The only bad thing about spinners is... addiction.
You own one, you go out and you leave it at home,
you end up looking like this:
At this point I feel that is appropriate to say that
no spinner brand has payed me to promote their product
and, actually, I don't own one.
So if some spinner CEO is watching this,
here you have my basic contact data, bank account code,
prefered soup flavours and Overwatch nickname
so you can add me and play together, and also spam the chat with spinner references.
If you are a normal person watching this video, please spin to my channel,
spin the video, spin it to your friends and spin a comment below.
I will spin every comment. cya!

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