Waching daily Feb 5 2018

[ROWDY REBEL]: Well Seymour I made it, despite your directions.

[BOBBY]: My nigga Superintendent Chalmers welcome!

I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

[ROWDY REBEL]: Shit...

[BOBBY]: Nigga!

Oh egads! My roast is ruined!

But what if...

I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

ho, ho, ho, ho, ho

Delightfully devilish, Seymour!

[ROWDY REBEL]: Got-

Seeeeeeeymoooour.

[BOBBY]: Superintendent I was just...!

uh

J-just stretching my calves on the windowsill!

Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

[ROWDY REBEL]: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Seymour?

[BOBBY]: Uhh... No!

That isn't smoke. It's steam.

Steam from the steamed clams we're having!

I think dat it's steamed clams!

whew

Superintendent I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!

[ROWDY REBEL]: I thought we were having shteamed clams.

[BOBBY]: Oh, no, I think dat it's steamed hams!

That's what I call hamburgers.

[ROWDY REBEL]: You call hamburgers steamed hams?

[BOBBY]: Yis!

It's a.. regional dialect.

[ROWDY REBEL]: Ji? And what region?

[BOBBY]: I think in Vegas!

[ROWDY REBEL]: huuh

Well I'm above The Rim and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "teamed hams".

[BOBBY]: Oh, not The Rim, no, it's a Pluto expression.

[ROWDY DOIN]: I see.

You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Silentó Burger.

[BOBBY]: ho ho ho ho ho

NO.

Patented Skinner burgers! Ooooold family recipe.

[ROWDY REBEL]: Fhor shteamed hams.

[BOBBY]: Yis!

[ROWDY REBEL]: Gi, so you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

[BOBBY]: Y..ou...

You know the-

One thing I sh-

'Scuse me for one second.

[BOBBY]: Of course!

[BOBBY]: (it's supposed to be a yawn)

Well that was wonderful! Good time was head by all, I'm pooped!

[ROWDY REBEL]: Yes I should be-

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THAT HOT SHIT!?

[BOBBY]: aurora borealis

[ROWDY REBEL]: Got-

Aurora Borealis.

At this time of year

At this time of day

At this part of the country!

Localized entirely within your kitchen.

[BOBBY]: Yis!

[ROWDY REBEL]: May I see it?

[BOBBY]: No!

[SEAN KINGSTON]: Shawty fire burning on the dance floor!

[BOBBY]: My nigga it's just the northern lights!

[ROWDY REBEL]: Well Seymour you are an odd fellow, but I must say:

you steam a good ham.

[SEAN KINGSTON]: Somebody call 911!

HEY

HEY!