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My intuition is telling me something but I don't know what it is.

In this video we are going to teach you how to make your intuition stronger.

How do you develop your intuition?

By the time you are done with this video, you will know howto strengthen your intuition

so you can get on with making awesome decisions, awesome decisions, like watching this video.

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And, watch to the end to get our awesome BONUS TIP!

I am Heather and I'm David from Zen Rose Garden DOTCOM!!

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I have PhD in Spiritual and Natural Healing, David is a Master Hypnotherapist as well a

Certified Metaphysical Teacher.

So, let's get started!

LET'S GET STARTED!

So the first step is to recognize the difference between logic and intuition.

Now, logic is the part of the brain that does things.

Intuition is the inner knowing, the part inside of you t hat just knows things.

often there's this battle between logic and intuition.

And, that happens when logic tries to take the lead.

See, logic isn't very good at doing the job of intuition.

Logic is good at doing the steps.

Sometimes things can look really good on paper.

That doesn't mean it's the right decision for you.

We once had a friend who really loved her career as an airline stewardess, she loved

it, loved it, loved it but her parents kept bugging her to be a doctor.

It looked really good on paper but it wasn't necessarily her happy place.

When she finally decided to let go and let her intuition take the lead, everything opened

up! the moral of step one is to lead with your intuition and let your logic make it

happen.

So let your logic and your intuition play well together.

So if this is already blowing your mind, drop a TRUTH BOMB in the comments!

TRUTH BOMB!

And be sure and subscribe, hit that LIKE button and turn on the BELL!

Are you looking for a sign?

Because the answer is already inside of you.

You already know.

The first step is realizing that you're asking the question.

So ask yourself if you're asking the question in the first place!

I'm just saying!

Are you trying to convince yourself of this answer.

If you are, you might be over thinking it!

So if you know, YOU JUST KNOW!

So trust your gut!

Trust that first impulse.

Trust the first impulse.

So if you keep asking: Am I right?

Am I right?

Am I right?

You might actually be wrong.

You're just trying to convince yourself that something is right when you know in your heart

it is not.

Or, you might be trying to talk yourself out of the question.

"Is this the right guy for me?

No.

Are you sure?

No.

Are you sure?

No.

Are you sure?

No.

Are you sure?

No.

Are you sure?

No.

Are you sure?

No."

So if you're asking if this is the right guy for you, over and over and over again You

know if it's the right guy for you.

You wouldn't have to ask the question if you already knew.

So make sure to hit that LIKE button down below if this is resonating with you and drop

a TRUTH BOMB in the comments with the greatest piece and part that you've noticed so far.

Understanding the difference between Fear and Intuition.

Sometimes we get an intuitive VIBE but it scares us a little bit.

Well, somebody once said "If it doesn't scare you a little, it isn't BIG ENOUGH!"

So it's true that you can be scared and excited at the same time.

Anything new tends to bring a little bit of fear.

It doesn't necessarily mean it's wrong.

If my decision is right, why do I feel a little bit scared?

Well, sometimes we get confused with being scared and being excited.

It's OK to be scared and excited at the same time.

The easiest way to tell the difference between fear and intuition is listening to your body.

if it's coming from fear it's going to constrict you, it's going to make you feel heavy, it's

going to make you feel scared, it's going to not really fit right.

Intuition or your TRUTH is going to expand you, it's going to make you feel light and

open.

If you think about your decision and you feel expanded, it's probably the right decision.

Your intuition is probably right on.

the next step is realizing that you really cannot make a mistake.

Sometimes we make the right move based on our first impulse, our gut instinct, our intuition

and something goes wrong.

Or, at least we think so.

Or, at least we think so.

So, it's really important to focus on the BIGGER PICTURE.

Don't go back and doubt yourself.

Trust that first impulse.

Because the Universe just might know better than you which direction gets you to where

you want to be.

Don't panic if you've made a decision based on your intuition and it just seems like "Oh

my gosh, I made the wrong decision!"

Have faith, All Roads Lead Home, as long as your intention is right.

And, let that guide you one step to another step, one choice to another choice and you

will get there.

But calm down, Chill out.

Trust yourself.

Trust yourself.

Now it's time for the BONUS TIP!

Bonus Tip!

How to awaken your intuition.

WAKE UP! when we were little kids we had really good intuition, we listened to it like nobody's

business.

But then we learned to question ourselves as we grew older.

So, there's a way to get back in touch with your intuition, you've go to start listening

to yourself.

And be like a little kid, just make that first choice and keep trusting yourself.

One of the ways to do this is to start journaling, spend some quiet time with yourself, start

listening to yourself, getting to know yourself.

We're really, really busy and it's really noisy in our world and we're not listening

to our inner voice.

You might want to reflect on moments of self-doubt where you have doubted your intuition.

Moment when you might have been beating yourself up for making the "wrong decision".

We're not going to tell you to NOT listen to those negative voices, we're going to tell

you to LISTEN to those negative voices.

Because that is a perfect opportunity for you to work on an issue that is blocking your

intuition.

"Oh, i was talking to myself, like "THIS" because I was doubting myself".

That's a negative program which is telling you exactly what you need to shift and change;

what you need to work on.

Why are you really afraid of making the wrong decision?

Who are you afraid of disappointing?

YES!

And, who is really going to criticize you if you make the wrong decision?

Ultimately, that's still all you up in your own head.

STOP judging yourself and start trusting yourself.

If you listen to your negative inner voice, and hear what it's trying to say, you just

might clear away some clutter that's blocking your intuition.

Think about this: would you talk to your own best friend the way that you're talking to

yourself? when you are healing from negative self-talk, which is a huge block to your intuition,

become your won best friend.

YES!

If you can support your own inner expression, it's going to grow that much faster.

You just learned how to trust your intuition and listen to your gut instincts.

You were asking how to access your intuition and we showed you that it didn't have to be

as hard as you were making it.

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Thanks for watching and we'll catch you in the next video!

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Short Film - Phim Ngắn | The Truth Is - Sự Thật Là | NHÓM x PuRuWa & SuToTa Production - Duration: 5:29.

Tell me!

Every single detail! What happened?

I didn't mean to do this…

I said, every single detail!

Think about it, this won't lead to anything good

Don't mind my f*cking business

Such hypocrite. A married woman having an affair with her student?

Who's gonna respect her at school anymore?

Go turn yourself in.

No! I won't

I still have many things to do, I can't go to jail now.

Listen to me!

I'll find the best lawyer for you, you won't go to jail

No

this is all on me

you don't have to mind my own business

Are you crazy?

You still very young,

you'll lose everything if you go to jail now.

Stop arguing with me,

go take a shower and have a nap

tomorrow I will…

This is what I've always wanted to do

Do you understand what you just did?

Of course I do.

I know you have feelings for me too,

why you never admit it but still treat me so nice?

I… I don't know

You think saying you don't know is enough?

Why don't you just leave me alone!

You…

Fine, no more arguing

I'll do what you want.

Take a shower, go to sleep, then turn myself in tomorrow.

Is that exactly what you want?

Tada!

Look at this place, it's all yours.

You just awake right?

Look to your left!

Stay there, stay there, I'll introduce every single details here…

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BREAKING: FBI Announcement On Clinton-Lynch SECRET MEETING… This Is REALLY BIG | Global News Today - Duration: 6:24.

BREAKING: FBI Announcement On Clinton-Lynch SECRET MEETING…

This Is REALLY BIG

Conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch announced that the FBI has discovered 30 pages

of documents related to the controversial 2016 tarmac meeting

between former Attorney General Loretta Lynch and former President Bill Clinton.

The new documents are being sent to Judicial Watch in response to a Freedom of Information

Act (FOIA) lawsuit filed after Obama's Justice Department failed to comply with a July 7,

2016, FOIA request seeking the following:

+All FD-302 forms prepared pursuant to the Federal Bureau of Investigation's investigation

of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's use of a private e-mail server during her

tenure.

+All records of communications between any agent, employee, or representative of the

Federal Bureau of Investigation regarding, concerning, or related to the aforementioned

investigation.

This request includes, but is not limited to, any related communications with any official,

employee, or representative of the Department of Justice, the Executive Office of the President,

the Democratic National Committee, and/or the presidential campaign of Hillary Clinton.

+All records related to the meeting between Attorney General Lynch and former President

Bill Clinton on June 27, 2016.

The FBI originally informed Judicial Watch they did not locate any records related to

the tarmac meeting.

However, in a related case, the Justice Department located emails in which Justice Department

officials communicated with the FBI and wrote that they had communicated with the FBI.

As a result, by letter dated August 10, 2017, from the FBI stated, "Upon further review,

we subsequently determined potentially responsive documents may exist.

As a result, your [FOIA] request has been reopened…"

"We presume they are new documents.

We won't know what's in them until we see them, unfortunately," Judicial Watch

President Tom Fitton told Fox News in an email Friday.

"The fact they just 'found' them is yet another scandal."

On June 27, 2016, Attorney General Loretta Lynch met privately with former President

Bill Clinton on board a parked private plane at Sky Harbor International Airport in Phoenix,

Arizona.

The meeting occurred during the then-ongoing investigation of Mrs.

Clinton's email server, and mere hours before the Benghazi report was released publicly

involving both Mrs. Clinton and the Obama administration.

Judicial Watch filed a request on June 30 that the U.S.

Department of Justice Office of the Inspector General investigate that meeting.

"The FBI is out of control.

It is stunning that the FBI 'found' these Clinton-Lynch tarmac records only after we

caught the agency hiding them in another lawsuit," stated Judicial Watch Tom Fitton.

"Judicial Watch will continue to press for answers about the FBI's document games in

court.

In the meantime, the FBI should stop the stonewall and release these new records immediately."

This case has also forced the FBI to release to the public the FBI's Clinton investigative

file, although more than half of the records remain withheld.

The FBI has also told Judicial Watch that it anticipates completing the processing of

these materials by July 2018.

There is significant controversy about whether the FBI and Obama Justice Department investigation

gave Clinton and other witnesses and potential targets preferential treatment.

The tarmac meeting fueled Republican complaints at the time that Lynch had improperly met

with the husband of an investigation subject, just before the probe into Hillary Clinton's

personal email use was completed with no charges filed.

Fired FBI Director James Comey, in Senate testimony in June, described that tarmac meeting

as problematic.

Judicial Watch was informed yesterday by the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) that the

FBI has located 30 pages of documents related to the June 27, 2016, tarmac meeting between

former Attorney General Loretta Lynch and former President Bill Clinton, and proposes

non-exempt material be produced no later than November 30, 2017.

The FBI originally informed Judicial Watch they did not locate any records related to

the tarmac meeting.

The Obama administration extended numerous immunity agreements, including: Clinton's

former Chief of Staff Cheryl Mills; John Bentel, former director of the State Department's

Office of Information Resources Management; Heather Samuelson, Clinton's executive assistant;

Brian Pagliano, an IT employee at the State Department who serviced the Clinton non-government

server; and an employee at Platt River Networks, the company that maintained it.

It is not clear whether Hillary Clinton received some type of immunity.

In 2015, a political action committee run by McAuliffe, a close friend and political

supporter of Bill and Hillary Clinton, donated nearly $500,000 to Jill McCabe, wife of McCabe,

who was then running for the Virginia State Senate.

Also, the Virginia Democratic Party, over which McAuliffe had significant influence,

donated an additional $207,788 to the Jill McCabe campaign.

In July 2015, Andrew McCabe was in charge of the FBI's Washington, DC, field office,

which provided personnel resources to the Clinton email probe.

Judicial Watch has several lawsuits about this McCabe/FBI/Clinton scandal.

Let's hope that these mysteriously discovered documents lead to prosecutions for all the

crimes these liberal scumbags committed during the disastrous Obama presidency.

God Bless Judicial Watch and GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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WWE News - Watch Alexa Bliss Show Just How Clumsy She Is - Duration: 3:34.

WWE News - Watch Alexa Bliss Show Just How Clumsy She Is

Alexa Bliss isn't exactly the tallest Superstar on the WWE roster, and she nearly hurt herself trying to prove otherwise on Instagram recently.

There are a lot of friendships and a lot of real-life rivalries back stage in professional wrestling, and they're not necessarily the ones that are portrayed in the ring and on-screen each week.

While Charlotte Flair and Becky Lynch are currently friends in front of the cameras as well as behind the scenes, the likes of Alexa Bliss and Sasha Banks are quite the opposite.

Someone Alexa Bliss does get along with however is Nia Jax. WWE have teased the fact that they're friends on Raw, but the company doesn't seem to be able to decide whether they want them to get along or not.

In their own time though, the two of them are very close as is demonstrated by the pairing on social media. With Nia standing at six feet tall and Alexa a lot shorter, the duo make something of an entertaining double act.

Their antics are there for all to see on Total Divas each week and, as touched upon above, also on social media. Their latest video together, posted to Bliss's Instagram over the weekend, took an unexpected turn.

Jax is in the middle of announcing that the two of them are in Nashville when Alexa slips and falls off the chair she's standing on.

Clearly the real-life height difference between the two didn't lend itself to their idea for the video and Bliss needed to be taller. Don't worry though Alexa fans, Nia was there to catch her.

Despite the current Raw Women's Champion's shorter stature, she has not let it hold her back when it comes to making a name for herself in WWE.

She was the first woman to win the Women's Titles on both Raw and SmackDown Live and has basically been on top of each division since her arrival on the main roster.

Superstars interacting with one another on social media for the world to see is something of a hot topic right now. Fans seem to be very split as to whether they think it's okay or not.

Alexa Bliss and Nia Jax portray pretty mean women on Raw each week, yet on Twitter and Instagram you can find them laughing and joking around backstage.

Should wrestlers always have to convey their on-screen characters in public, or once the cameras are off should they be able to be themselves? It's a very grey area that Nia and Alexa are very much firmly in the middle of.

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Andy Crouch speaks with Krish Kandiah about God is Stranger - Duration: 10:26.

So we are here to talk about this quite remarkable book "God is Stranger" and that

title I think packs the whole meaning of the book in a way. Let's

talk about the most natural meaning of that title and then the meaning that's

kind of hidden behind it. What do you mean when you say God is Stranger are

you saying God is strange. I am saying God is strange. That he is

difficult to comprehend. I remember when I first became a Christian I was given a

Bible and I was given a highlighter pen and the highlighter pen, what was I

supposed to do with it? I was supposed to highlight the bits of the Bible that I

approved of. The parts I rather like. That made you feel warm and fuzzy.

The problem with that is most of us have that kind of highlighter pen approach to

Scripture. There are certain bits we feel comfortable with. There are certain bits

we like to put on our fridges and magnets and pencils and t-shirts. But

what about all those unhighlighted of parts of the Bible, all the bits where God is just weird or

strange. There are some groups where they go around leaving Bibles in hotels

but they normally leave the New Testament and the Psalms not the Old Testament

because the Old Testament looks a bit strange. To be honest a lot of the

Psalms are pretty strange, there are part of the New Testament that are strange

Every chapter in the book kind of takes one of these biblical moments

what to you are the strangest moments that you cover in God is stranger?

Probably the strangest is early on in the book when look at why God words turn

up at Abraham's tent as at least God and two angels, or three strangers to

And you know God has already

appeared to Abraham this is not the first encounter that God has with

Abraham and yet he hides himself. Why would he do that? Then the very

next encounter is I think one of the strangest stories in the Bible in that

you've got Lot in Sodom and two angels come to visit him and then the whole

city, all the men of the city come out to sexually abuse these visitors and then

Lot says that he would rather sacrifice his daughters

then for anything bad to happen to his guests.

[This is not Sunday school approved.] It's funny I was reading through the Book of

Daniel with my kids and you know Daniel's in the Lions Den great.

Daniel gets rescued, great then Daniel is told that everyone that was

opposed to him them and their wives and children are going to be thrown into the

Lions Den instead. So there are lots of these unsafe dangerous strange parts of

the Bible that we Christians are a bit nervous about and my feeling is when you

live in a strange world we live in a world of incredible complexity and if

we've only got a fridge magnet version of Christianity we actually leave

ourselves and our children ill-equipped and

and you know I'm on old school I believe "all Scripture is god-breathed and useful"

so let's look at some of those unexamined parts.

Wow so actually the lot

story with all its kind of horror really unpacks the other side of what you mean

by this title I think which is how God comes to us in the guise of literal

strangers, people who are strangers to us. Yes, woven through this whole book is

this other side of God's showing up in our lives through people who we wouldn't

expect to be part of God's story. So talk about the literal strangers

that you're trying to get us to pay attention to in this book.

So there is a

double whammy in the titles you've picked out and you know God is strange

but he's also the stranger right and the easy places to see that one most

famously will be Matthew 25, yes, where Jesus says I was hungry, I was thirsty, I

was a stranger and you welcomed me in but the other one for me is the Emmaus Road

so you know Cleopas and his partner whoever it was walking away from

Jerusalem they witnessed the crucifixion of Jesus. They thought this was

gonna be that the turning point and it is turning point but it's a negative one

and then a stranger comes alongside them and you know it's so funny because they

say don't you know what's been going on here I think they tease him a little bit

and it's only when he's about to move on and they invite him into their

home and they they break bread with him that then their eyes are opened and so

it's in this act of hospitality that you have another level of engagement with

God. So if God is strange to you difficult to understand that the logic

of this book is as we invite the stranger into our lives we get another

level of intimacy not just with that stranger but we've God himself that's

that's the big idea. Wow, so who are the strangers that you most hope we will pay

attention to and invite so this is a little bit controversial right now

particularly with the u.s. immigration policy I think one whole area and in the

Old Testament the stranger was literally someone that was living away from their

family circle yes so you know Ruth was a stranger, yes, I mean she's a biblical

hero we love her we run conferences about it but she was a refugee, yes, and

it's it's the widow, the orphan and the stranger, that kind of threefold

description those are the people that I think needs to be top of our priorities

so in the UK we've been heavily involved in refugee response and but the orphan

in our culture are basically kids within the care system that needs our love and

care and so we're very hot on things like fostering and adoption and sadly in

our culture as well the elderly are often really wrestling with loneliness

single person households so we think those are probably the three priorities

but the book is is not designed as a kind of activist handbook it's trying to

open our eyes to a deeper intimacy with God it's theologically grounded

hopefully it's accessible but it's trying to help us see this is the root

intimacy with God that's that's what we're after it's kind of amazing that

God who is intrinsically so strange to us

identifies with and makes himself known in some ways as the people who seem kind

of disconnected from the normal course of life right no way what is to be a

widow an orphan an alien is to be someone who kind of got uprooted from

what we think of as the natural normal story yeah but that's actually

God is met yes so those of us who for this moment in our lives because all of

us easily could end up being in one of those categories but for this moment

maybe we're in very comfortably kind of woven into the way things normally work

I have a wife I have children I have a job any of those could change but at the

moment I have I'm kind of well situated but I think what you're saying is for me

to really meet God I'm not going to find him in the kind of natural normal course

of events or at least I'm not gonna find the whole God yeah the whole truth about

God and instead I have to seek him out or welcome him in in the form of these

people who seem to have I could have nothing to do with them and my life

would go on just fine yeah except I wouldn't find out who God really is. Is

that an accurate? I think it is and we go back to the Abraham story these

three Wanderers you know that that's a bizarre way for God to turn up and yet

it is in welcoming them that Abraham has a whole other level of experience with

go yeah so I think that's really part of it and you know Luke's Gospel is one of

my favorites because almost every person that Jesus encounters is either

incredibly rich and needs to have a mindset shift or marginalized Wow and

it's that interplay you know the parable of the sheep and

the goats we don't know the circumstances of those that welcomed we

don't know how rich or poor they were we just know they showed hospitality to

people in need and for me this is such a radical parable because you'd expect

this this is the clearest parable about life after death you know Jesus is

really clear about heaven he's really clear about Hell

not talking popular topics in some circles and and the baseline entry point

is not did you turn up at church was your doctrinal confession good enough

did you have a religious experience did you sing a lot it's did you welcome the

vulnerable and you think wow you know this is not salvation by works by any

stretch of the imagination because the next thing that happens in Matthew's

Gospel Jesus dies on the cross so who needs to die on the cross it works so

your entry point to heaven but this is evidence that you've received grace and

if you've received grace then grace seeks out the lost grace seeks out the

vulnerable and offer some compassion that's that's

the God virus if you like that's what God does to us he changes our response

to other people the friend of mine has a sign on his house and it says love me

love my dog ha and you know you can't no you can't love this guy and reject his

dog and you know the two greatest Commandments what are they love the Lord

your God through your heart soul in mind and love your neighbor and so you know

you flip it around if you don't love your neighbor and your neighbors anyone

in need then we don't love God so there's two things that I think are

intimately connected so I wrote the foreword to the u.s. edition of your

book. Thank you you replaced Archbishop Welby. Well we don't have an archbishop.

You were the next best thing. I wrote it because

the book is so striking and valuable I think but one of the things I said is I

would go anywhere to read what you write and and I would cross an ocean to spend

time with you. Because when I do I'm so challenged by what you say so thank you

for putting that challenge into print for all of us and for this really really

amazing invitation to meet God in the stranger who it turns out is part of

God's story for us.

Well thanks for spending the time and thanks thanks for

putting a tie on so that we could have this conversation in here. Even for you.

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Grasping At Flaws: #16 "What Exactly Is The Plan?" - Duration: 4:59.

CALVIN: Hey boys.

CONNOR, DUNCAN and TREY: No!!!

AHHHH!

Get off the floor!!!

(Calvin screams like a bitch)

What is it?

CONNOR: The floor is lava!

CALVIN: Oh, for Christ's sake!

Is this what you've been doing all day?

TREY: No., CONNOR: Not all day.

DUNCAN: Like three hours, tops.

CALVIN: You'd think losing all your money would motivate you

to do something more productive with yourself.

CONNOR: Hey, I'm all about self-improvement!

I've learned how to change a tire

into a tire swing,

my vocabulary has become very calligraphy,

and my nap game is nothing short of impressive.

Watch how fast I can fall asleep.

One...

Two...

DUNCAN: Aww, like an angel when he sleeps.

Oh, look, he's dreaming.

(Connor sleep-sings Spice Girls "Wannabe")

TREY: Ah, that is impressive.

It usually takes me a bottle of wine and like three of those pills I found in Calvin's medi...

...tation.

Meditation is what I do to fall asleep.

(Champagne cork pops)

CONNOR: zig-ah-zig-AHHH

DUNCAN: AHHHH

CALVIN: I think it's time you considered getting a J.O.B.

TREY: A what?

CONNOR: A "jayobee".

I think it's a mix between a Corgi, a Jack Russell

and one of those little mop dogs that scurries around and cleans your floors.

DUNCAN: Now a pet is gonna be a big responsibility.

CONNOR: I think I can do it.

But I'm not gonna feed it.

...or walk it.

...and I get to pick out all it's outfits.

CALVIN: No, a job, fool!

CONNOR: You know I don't have any marketable skills.

CALVIN: Well it's probably not going to be your dream job,

but everybody has to start at the bottom.

TREY: Did you say "start out AT the bottom", or "start out AS the bottom."

DUNCAN: Ooh, maybe a scientist!

CALVIN: Do you have any idea what a scientist does?

CONNOR: Science.

DUNCAN: Play with monkeys.

TREY: Alternative facts.

CALVIN: Hmmm, maybe think more entry-level.

DUNCAN: Like...the monkey?

CONNOR: I'm not volunteering for another of those medical studies.

When I saw the ad that said "Bath Salts",

I'm thinking "ooh, nice relaxing day at the spa."

No, it got very weird.

CALVIN: No, I mean something easy.

Like a bag boy.

CONNOR: What's that career path?

Do I get promoted to Bag Lady?

Because I really do like wearing skirts over pants and yelling at people on the street.

DUNCAN: Oh, you're good at that!

CALVIN: I'm just saying think small

CONNOR: I could open a boutique!

Wigs, specifically for drag queens!

TREY: Oh, like in Kinky Boots!

CONNOR: Exacitally!

DUNCAN: And, much like their shoes, drag queen wigs

are often much larger than your average wig.

CALVIN: Well, they have to be.

Drag queen wigs are like cat whiskers.

They have to be as wide as the widest part of her body

so she knows if she can fit through doorways.

CONNOR: Extra-large-exacitally!

It'll be a gold mine!

I shall be the proprietor of Tampa's finest wiggery!

DUNCAN: And nobody knows good hair like you.

CALVIN: A wiggery?

DUNCAN: Whoa!

TREY: Hey!

CONNOR: You can't say that!

CALVIN: Say what?

Wiggery?

DUNCAN: Oh my god!

TREY: Whoa!

CONNOR: It just sounds like a hate-crime when you say it.

CALVIN: The word you just made up sounds like a hate crime?

How?

CONNOR: I don't know.

It's like porn.

TREY: Yeah, you just know it when you masturbate to it.

DUNCAN: Whoa!

CONNOR: Oh my god!

CALVIN: Ew!

Do you masturbate to hate crime?

TREY: No!

Wait...is this a trick question?

If I say "no", does that mean I'm not woke?

Y'all done got me shook.

Do not come for me.

I did not send for you.

I do not have the range.

CALVIN: How is this not as offensive as....

CONNOR: What...what's all this...here?

TREY: I've been reading a lot of R. Eric Thomas articles in Elle Magazine.

He's amazing!

DUNCAN: The whole article, or just the headline of the article?

TREY: The whole article.

He incorporates a lot of gifs.

DUNCAN and CONNOR: (pronounced "Jifs")

TREY and CALVIN: (pronounced "Gifs")

CONNOR: Much like that toy train I tried to ride drunk in the mall,

we've gotten a little off track.

I'm trying to plan my life here!

CALVIN: Yeah, what exactly is the plan?

CONNOR: Well, I don't have all the details worked out yet.

I know it starts with a genius wig-shoppe idea,

then there's something in the middle,

and then I take a hot air balloon to work every day.

TREY: Well, not every day.

CONNOR: No, I wouldn't want to go EVERY day.

DUNCAN: Limited schedule.

TREY: By appointment only

DUNCAN: Exclusive.

TREY: Boutique.

CONNOR: High-fashion!

TREY: You'll have a whole clientele built in.

Tampa is full of drag queens.

DUNCAN: Joey Brooks.

TREY: Big wigs!

CONNOR: Mmmm, she's still mad at me because I haven't finished reading her book.

CALVIN: Oh, I read that.

It was good, but I felt like the character development was lacking.

Like there were moments when I was thinking, "should the show really go on?"

DUNCAN: Roxxxy Andrews.

TREY: Wigs on wigs on wigs

CONNOR: Nahh, I slapped a hot dog out of her mouth once.

What?!?!

She's a classy queen!

I thought it would be bad for her image!

TREY: Amy DeMilo.

DUNCAN: Gorgeous!

CONNOR: Hooked up with her backup dancer.

I didn't know he was supposed to be on stage at the time.

DUNCAN: Alexis Mateo.

TREY: BAM!

CONNOR: Stole her headdress.

It had peacock feathers!

DUNCAN: Ginger Minj?

TREY: She's hilarious.

CONNOR: Tipper her with change.

She was so good, though, and it's all I had!

Left a pretty big bruise.

CALVIN: So, are there any queens left in Tampa you haven't pissed off?

(awkward silence)

TREY: Well, if you sell newspapers, you get to give handjobs.

TREY: Oh, Crystal Chambers!

CONNOR: No, stole her thunder.

She was trying to do a Geri Halliwell number and she was not killing it.

I had to get on stage and show her how it's done.

TREY: I'm pretty sure she was doing Reba McEntire.

CONNOR: Ohhh.

She shoulda kept going then.

That was a good Reba.

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