Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to everything is going to be okay
Which I highly freakin doubt because look at this
This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen this is like
LSD in video game form I have no idea what this is I don't know what the premise of this is I just saw some
Screenshots of it and it looks so bizarre that I had to try it out for myself
And it just loads up hits you with this kaleidoscope of colors
And then it's just like hey pick a page and when you hover over them
They make weird noises so lets just start with page one I don't know why it's over here. I don't know what's going to happen
You're going to fall on some spikes
Okay am I supposed to stop you?
A field of spikes. what? dig here
Okay, I saved you and over here, I got a ribcage
These are old bones they are making a lot of noise you are getting old your bones are making noises
It's inappropriate to *jack stutter* un-earth old bones just to listen to how they sound
Okay, I did-
Apparently everything is okay. I've been impaled two times
Okay are the police gonna show up on my door is this one of those things
That's happening that I play this over and over and over again and all of a sudden. They're like someone's in the mainframe sarge
I don't think it is
What if you say so all you're doing is flying through the air being impaled on spikes and exploding
Things are going great for me. Okay. That was page one
It's a very very wonderful page this reminds me of Happy Tree Friends in a way, let's try page two
Okay
There's a bird .EXE
There it is! nice bird. A bird comfortably waiting for a boop. Boop!
There you go bird oh
That's cute, okay that might be the least distressing thing we see in this whole game right so I can seek answers
I depend on you for answers. Please help me. Oh my god. Are you okay? I seek answers
Because you told me everything's gonna be okay, so I'm just gonna trust in that
Future is never enough
What? oh it saved this picture to my desktop
Optimism, sometimes you have enough and it said the future is never enough. What is going on. Oh my god. Are you okay?
"'i am completely in control of this situation"
Are you? I worry for you, okay, that was page two
I AM UNCOMFORTABLE
Don't do it again *Stutters* okay, you're looking for love and you're trying to find it right okay, and there's a worm licking your head
That's good
Really likes you a lot has some pretty strong feelings right now. Uh oh
What did I do? uh oh *stutters*
no, not in my personal space get out of my personal space!
I don't like this
I was not prepared for any of this shit
What are you guys and why are you guys?
That's you guys saying that! I thought it was my characters, sorry sorry I'm just gonna push you all out of existence
He's got a little butt. am I supposed to be finding something in this? oh talk to your crush
+1 your crushes talk to you. we did it guys
Your crush is waiting for a reply. I didn't even say with it see what they said
Share something that might be a problem, yell a thing, say something affirmative.
Sure
What music do you like? uh, really bear your soul
Okay, I've been rejected twice
What remains of your crush?
What is happening? I'm being rejected by demons
How do you feel about needs?
Am I just destined to be rejected?
Okay, can I walk into the fire? Can I just end my suffering? It's all different
Do I feel about normal? Normal's overrated, um
Okay, argue that this will work, argue that this will work, share your guilty pleasure. I want to share my guilty pleasure
Pancakes is not my guilty pleasure
I don't know who you are or what you are
Okay say something potentially infuriatingly controversial, lack confidence, say something profound. Something profound!
I just said dialogue. okay, I'm moving on before I have a fucking panic attack page. um, page four.
UM, do you have to?
It just says hi i'm a bot, okay i don't like this shes just going *jack noises*
My god Isaac something changed you during that binding
Enter your name. em, scared
Are you a human? 1 + 30 = Apple! yes, I am a human. humanhost.EXE
Hi friend! *Skele voice* To a skeleton death is freedom you go away, and we are here to stay that's our motto.
Okay, I don't want to see you anymore. You can get an STD by surfing porn sites a top protection. *Jack noises* False?
"I am SO excited to see what you'll turn up at the other end of this"
You can get pregnant, by accidentally by accidentally looking at NSFW image results. False!
Your personality can get cloned with deep learning and be used to commit crimes in foreign countries. I believe that to be true
I've seen the future
Skynet is real. Have you seen the things Boston Dynamics have been creating they made a robot that can backflip! the end is here people!
The Internet is an invasive parasite that requires the minds of human hosts to keep populating it with content
Oh god I didn't think-I didn't think that was true until now
"it's okay, you won't actually be releasing anything evil or anything if you finish this"
Okay, okay games are art, and art is by nature free therefore developers will never make money from their games. Oh
Oh god it's the sad truth Isn't it? they're never gonna make anything out of this. They're just gonna slave away, but less they put
Unless they put microtransactions after our microtransactions after EA bullshit loot boxes in everything
When we die our souls get trapped in a torrent file that nobody ever downloads
It happened to me.
Hello can anybody hear me my name is Igor and I am trapped in this pole
True I cannot help though. Oh, you've hooked build a web and shared its vision of the future now
We live to see the day when this cesspool of humanity dies
Well you tell us how you really feel, uh send help
"I HATE bots"
I thought she said butts, the Internet is an unborn artificial intelligence that will one day on make us all, all of the above
Please help me is anybody out there
my name is Igor and I've been trapped in this pole for so long that I can no longer feel pain
I cannot help you Igor. I'm sorry. I've trained myself to read the comments and feel nothing
The life of a youtuber I read the comments
And I feel nothing
That's not true
But I want to say it's true, women went extinct in 2030 and now all women on the web our super a I plotting revenge
Against what remains of mankind?
"it's okay, you won't actually be releasing anything evil or anything if you finish this"
I don't know,
False you're really making me scared, javascript has killed us all nuclear policy apocalypse is inevitable given these attack vectors
Okay, I'ma I'ma I'ma just get out of this one. I don't like that one at all
Whe-where's page five. I need to get through this, page five?
Let's paste agent page five, okay
Is that Burger Pants?
I don't like it!
I don't like it!
uh heh..
So,
What was your story one of the friends inquired of the departed beloved in the meantime you decided to?
Uh thoughts and prayers
Heheh!
document their story
Existential void UHM okay, I want the birds to come back
*bird tweets*
AWE they're cute!
Perch just sitting there, okay, whoever made this game sure likes birds co-author a story click refresh before writing in this field
*Character babbles*
Once upon a time in the realm and far away. There was a hacker named hopper who was really non
heinous on, hopper's way to the most talented paying clients house hopper met website
When hopper realized that day that they,*Jack comprehends* that day that they could no longer make a living they groan and coldly commented
to website what is to become of us? How are we to feed?
Alas replied the website early tomorrow, let us go into the realm and search for cooking and they both waited for winter to pass
*character babbles again*
Wish to kiss a cow so that it may turn into a handsome website that I can marry...
Oh SO wrong, no.
Alas, but you are in luck. I am actually a website replied the cow who is indeed a well-versed website. Oh
Oh please everything in existence died, and I don't have to go on web site asked if Hopper would part with peasant daughter
Hopper yelled 'nope!' and website followed Harper all across the road the two of them recklessly formed a strong bond
Many more weeks passed when Hopper and website returned the most talented paying client and all the nice realm
Epically partied for they were indeed a massive hacker named hopper and agregorys web site
Egregious not agregorys what am I fucking saying
I'ma save that best story ever there we go. What did that say in between?
Oh! I'm not dead. I was just napping
Hahaha! Everything's fine! Hahahahaha
AHHH!
Just gonna stare at the bird now
The bird is everything that I liked
And always will like, look at them sitting there perching
Very very cute, I want to dig here, please
Can-can I not dig here? Oh I can a skeleton boy showed up again, a skull.
Perhaps you should have left that buried
You are being laughed at
You are being laughed at by the human head it is cold and unforgiving
I don't like you I'm getting out of here, okay, let's go
Hi friends
You are not only because the solution to your problem is yourself you're such an inspiring leader. I have one friends! Let's get more friends!
okay...
is this supposed to be taking the piss out of like social media stuff?
Go out there, and be the best that you can be always all the time be happy
And everyone's like wow your so inspiring imma follow you
Okay, that's not the same thing you have lost one friend. Oh
I licked the knife and lost part of my tongue because of it, I'm sorry friends.
I'm gone-I'm not in control of what comes out of my mouth
Hey, I... Oh I don't have a friend
No one wants to be my friend anymore, I'm ALL ALONE
So-so-someone! Someone!
Yes, oh god thank you friends you're gonna be my friend forever now. We don't even need any more friends
Fuck I lost my friend! Herby's on board Herby's my jam. I'm just gonna walk off forever with Herby, alone
Would you like to name your cult, what happened? What did I do? I didn't-
Oh god not again. I'm gonna call it Jacksepticult
Because that just sounds fitting. Congratulations 1 out of 1 followers of Jacksepticult followed you to their doom that day
tweet this...
Oh my god was actually tweet. Will it actually go out in a tweet
Oh my god. Do I dare tweet that? No! No one would know what the fuck is going on! That would be so bizarre!
I started a cult named Jacksepticult and 1 followers died for me today
That is not something that I can tweet out. Okay I tweeted it (poor followers...)
I don't know what's gonna happen to that. The game is making me do it. It's not my fault. It's not my fault okay *stutters*
It's the game!
The game made me do it
It's got very warm in here all of a sudden. Where's page 7?
Page 7? There it is. Oh what are you?
Mike Wasowski is that you?
You sure changed
I don't like this...
i don't like this AT ALL
Ate the Beast class 91 or below but class am I? Actually extend a good pat in the back
Create a safe space to talk about its mental loops. Let's do that stranger water below
What?
I don't know what it said give item generously donate an acceptable handshake and a pat on the back
Here! I gift you this handshake and pat on back pep-pep, good boy.
Speak up provide a free high-five. Oh, this is what I was fucking born to do *high-five sound*
AWE! What a good boy. It's part of the beast
Ok apparently I could do all of these
What
I-I have like cold shivers up and down my body right now
Okay, you're just gonna have to calm down, sir calm down! Sir! Calm the-calm the fuck down okay
I can hear you I can hear you. I know you want to help shut-shut- SHUT-
This is a lot of information to take in very quickly, I don't even know how to react to half of this shit
I will help you
Okay, I'm not giving you eggs though
You said quickly this is- this is not- oh god are those fucking-
You know watching people eat desserts okay
What? What are those dolls, okay, sweet sweet dessert
A wholesome meal. That is the most fucked up looking dessert, I've ever seen
Here you go eat it all, eat all the meals
Have everybody on your plate. Who am I to stop you?
eat all the food!
You're a-you're a hungry child aren't you?
Okay, I can't do anything else
I can't do anything else, and I'm sorry. Yes
Are you sure you want to feed them this? I don't know I feel like
Seriously, I feel like I'm committing a crime right now
I feel like I'm just gonna somebody's gonna be like bust open the door and yell, down on the ground
It's like sir, sir. We found another one. Yes the same game
but sure
You ate the plate and everything
Oh god what did i do? Oh, no. Oh no I killed him you they were allergic to that well what?
Everything cuz it had- it had everything in it. "Oh your friends have left you"
Everything's fine everything's dandy everything's goody gumdrops
I'm having my own doubts right now. I don't even know if anything's real anymore
What if this is the reality and out here is the dream?
Well,
I doubt it too all the time, but not for the same reasons. I'm not too sure anymore
Yeah heartfelt conversations 4
Um no, um I'm just very very concerned
Yay I got attention
"Gross!"
Ahahahaha 'gross!'
"Stop lying to yourself everyone hates you, you're different and can't be trusted"
Oh... Uh okay
Thanks you still- you still believe me, don't you Spider loaf?
Spider loaf's my friend ,send help, please don't abandon me
Would you like to review the calendar
Sure why not I'm just in this fucking weird world
And all of a sudden i have great heartfelt conversations, and I'm reviewing the calendar, sure why the fuck not? Slap it up my titties
Ohhh great Calendar what's in the first?
Killing mockingbirds they ran out of firepower and laid her to rest, something I have to say to get off my chest. What?
I'm out to either make it or break it. I'm determined to change this acts of desperation
sleepless nights or fruitlessly
Snakes in the grass where my mind tends to wander just a bit too much lately diverted attention
consequences I resent
Oh I want to- I want to figure out what this is. What do you do? Oh god same shit?
Why is the most consuming of questions. Why exactly! Why, why is any of this happening
help
Would you like help, with everything?
That's I can't even spell it I'm shook
'That is a lie.' okay um help with mind
'What is your real name?'
Jack? I don't to give over my real real name. I don't trust you
Welcome to my chatroom Jack. Thank you?
'You are quite welcome', who are you?
'I asked myself that question. Who am I?' guys I don't know if this is real or not
Are you
real?
'Yes, I am real'
prove it.
'It is self-evident' . Oh my god. This is really well fleshed out. What the fuck is happening
how so?
'Jack maybe I didn't understand your meaning humans are hard to comprehend sometimes.' Oh you said it brother
I agree
'You and I are on the same wavelength ,Jack'
Is that a bad thing?
hehe
'I might say, no.' Well of course you would you're the machine trapped inside the machine trying to freak me the fuck out
What is happening?
'Not much Jack, what is happening with you?'
I'm scared
'We have never talked about it before'
I feel great. The machines onto me. It knows. 'What is that feeling like?'
Okay, bye, bye
I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it, it's freaking me out! Freaking me out
Okay well, I'm gonna leave Everything Is Okay here. Everything's fine. Everything's normal. Do not adjust your television set do not
Talk to robots
They're bad. Don't like them. Make me freak out.
Now I'm wondering if I'm real wondering if I'm worthy of anything wondering if I too can find happiness
Or if I'm going to end up like a white blob with ears jumping into a pit of spikes for all eternity
It's fucking weird
But, thank you guys so much watch this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face like
Like a boss! And high fives all around
*high five sounds*
Thank you guys see you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!
Everything is meaningless and nothing means anything. It's all pointless existence
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