Waching daily May 13 2017

DONALD TRUMP IS NOT A FAN OF EXERCISE.

WELL, MOST PEOPLE AREN'T, BUT MOST PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT

EXERCISE IS, FOR THE MOST PART, PRETTY GOOD FOR YOU.

NOT DONALD TRUMP THOUGH, HE ACTUALLY THINGS EXERCISE IS

BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH.

THE NEW YORKER AND THE NEW YORK TIMES BOTH HAD EXAMPLES OF

HIM TALKING ABOUT HOW HE THINKS EXERCISE IS A BAD IDEA.

THEY GIVE YOU A FEW EXAMPLES.

THIS IS FROM THE NEW YORKER: "OTHER THAN GOLF, HE

CONSIDERS EXERCISE MISGUIDED, ARGUING THAT A PERSON, LIKE

A BATTERY, IS BORN WITH A FINITE AMOUNT OF ENERGY."

DIDN'T THAT TELL YOU HE WANTS TO DISPUTE EVERYTHING THAT THE

OBAMA'S DID?

DIDN'T MICHELLE TALK ABOUT EXERCISE?

SO IT TURNS OUT, AND I HAD NO IDEA, HE HAS THOUGHT THIS

FOR A LONG LONG TIME, AND HE HAD SOMEBODY THAT HE WORKED

WITH THAT WAS GETTING READY FOR A TRIATHLON, HE WAS LIKE,

YOU'RE CRAZY, YOU JUST CUT OFF A COUPLE YEARS IN YOUR LIFE.

HE DIDN'T SAY THAT EXACTLY, BUT HE REALLY BELIEVES THIS.

AND YOU WONDER WHY MELANIA DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO THAT WHITE

HOUSE?

THERE'S MORE, THAT WAS JUST ONE EXAMPLE.

THERE WAS A BOOK WRITTEN CALLED TRUMP REVEALED, AND IT SAYS,

"AFTER COLLEGE, AFTER TRUMP --

TRUMP BELIEVE THE HUMAN BODY WAS LIKE A BATTERY, WHICH ñ

WITH FINITE ENERGY, WHICH EXERCISE ONLY DEPLETED, SO

WE DIDN'T WORK OUT.

WHEN HE LEARNED JOHN O'DONNELL, ONE OF HIS TOP CASINO

EXECUTIVES, WAS TRAINING FOR AN IRONMAN TRIATHLON, HE

ADMONISHED HIM, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE YOUNG BECAUSE OF THIS."

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT HE COULDN'T GET ANY DUMBER.

YEAH, THAT'S ñ BUT IT'S INTERESTING, BECAUSE OF COURSE,

ALL THE WOMEN AT THE BEAUTY PAGEANTS, WHEN HE BARGED IN ON

THE DRESSING ROOM OF THE TEEN BEAUTY PAGEANTS, WHICH IS

ALMOST THE WORST THING HE'S EVER DONE.

YOUNG GIRLS, HE'S JUST LIKE, I OWN THE THING, I CAN DO IT.

IT'S JUST DISGUSTING IN EVERY WAY, AND THE THINGS HE SAID

WITH BILLY BUSH, AND HIS WIVES.

HERE'S WHO WORKS OUT: MELANIA.

AND GOOD FOR HER, NOTHING I SAY HERE SHOULD BE CONSTRUED AS

ANYTHING NEGATIVE IN ANY WAY ABOUT MELANIA.

BUT THE WAY THAT THIS GUY HAS TALKED ABOUT WOMEN, AND

DISCUSSED WOMEN, YOU KNOW ñ SO, SOME WOMAN, MELANIA IS LIKE, I

AGREE DONALD, SHOULDN'T EXERCISE ANYMORE, IT DEPLETES MY ENERGY.

YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO BE OKAY WHEN MELANIA GAINS 6 POUNDS?

HE'S GOING TO BE GROSSED OUT ABOUT IT, BECAUSE HE'S GROSSED.

LOOK AT WHAT HE SAID ABOUT ROSIE.

HE HAS TALKED ABOUT WOMEN'S WEIGHT SO ME DIFFERENT TIMES.

HERE'S HOW PEOPLE LOSE WEIGHT, THEY EAT LESS AND THEY WORK OUT.

IT'S REALLY THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

WHAT'S REALLY INTERESTING IS ABOUT HOW JUDGMENTAL HE IS OF

THE PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OF OTHER PEOPLE, NOT JUST WOMEN, MEN

INCLUDED, AND HE HAS NO ABILITY TO REFLECT ON HIMSELF.

HE GENUINELY THINKS HE IS A GOOD-LOOKING DUDE, AND IT'S

AMAZING, THAT LEVEL OF UNEARNED CONFIDENCE IS PRETTY AMAZING.

THERE WAS A STORY, THEY DON'T LET PEOPLE TAKE SHOTS OF

HIM PLAYING GOLF.

PART OF THE REASON IS, HE WAS OKAY IN THOSE TAILORED

SUITS, BUT WHEN YOU SEE HIM PLAYING GOLF, HE LOOKS TERRIBLE.

WHEN THEY SNEAK IN A SHOT, BECAUSE THEY HAD TO GET IT

THROUGH A WINDOW.

HE IS WEARING A GOLF SHIRT, AND HE'S GOT A BELT, AND WHAT

DO YOU KNOW, HE LOOKS LIKE A GUY WHO WAS MAYBE NOT THE MOST

FIT GUY EVER TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, CONTRARY

TO WHAT HIS DOCTOR SAID.

TO BE FAIR, HE'S NOT THE PLEADING IS BATTERY.

IT'S A FINITE AMOUNT OF ENERGY, YOU CAN'T INCREASE IT, YOU

JUST DECREASE IT.

THAT'S SCIENCE.

IT'S INSANE.

I DO WANT TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE EXCERPT FROM THE NEW YORK

TIMES, BECAUSE IN THIS THERE IS A TINY BIT OF TRUTH AND I

WANT TO GET TO IT.

"TRUMP SAID HE WAS NOT FOLLOWING ANY SPECIAL DIET OR

EXERCISE REGIMEN FOR THE CAMPAIGN.

ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WORK OUT ALL THE TIME, THEY'RE GOING FOR KNEE

REPLACEMENTS, HIP REPLACEMENTS, THEIR DISASTER, HE SAID.

HE EXERTS HIMSELF FULLY BY STANDING IN FRONT OF AN

AUDIENCE FOR AN HOUR, AS HE JUST DID.

THAT'S EXERCISE."

SO, IT DOES DEPEND ON WHAT TYPE OF EXERCISE YOU DO.

I LOVE RUNNING, BUT RUNNING IS HURTING MY KNEES, THERE'S

NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

IT WOULD BE A LIE IF I SAID THAT ALL EXERCISE IS PERFECT FOR

YOUR BODY AND THAT THERE ARE NO NEGATIVES.

SOMETIMES, IF YOU ARE DOING, WHAT IS THAT CULTLIKE, BOOT

CAMP THING THAT PEOPLE LIKE TO DO?

SCIENTOLOGY BOOT CAMP?

CROSSFIT, THERE WE GO.

CROSSFIT IS A CULT?

A LITTLE BIT.

WHERE THEY LIFT THE THINGS.

CROSSFIT IS REALLY HARD ON YOUR BODY.

THERE ARE BENEFITS, BUT ALSO SOME DOWNSIDES IF YOU ARE

NOT LIFTING THE WAYS PROPERLY, BUT OVERALL EXERCISE IS

GOOD FOR YOUR BODY.

REGULAR PHYSICAL ACTIVITY CAN PREVENT DEMENTIA, TYPE II

DIABETES, SOME CANCERS, DEPRESSION, HEART DISEASE,

AND OTHER, SERIOUS CONDITIONS.

I DON'T SEE THE ACADEMY OF REAL COLLEGES WITH ANYTHING IN

THERE ABOUT BATTERY DEPLETION.

DEMENTIA, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIM,

HE IS NOT EXERCISING.

SELLING BULLSHIT IS AN EXERCISE, THAT MUST BE EXHAUSTING.

IF YOU DON'T DO PHYSICAL ACTIVITY, IT GIVES YOU

ABOUT ONE THIRD OF THE EFFECT OF SMOKING.

YOU KNOW HOW DEVASTATING SMOKING IS FOR YOU, AND ACTUALLY

NOT EXERCISING IS SIMILAR TO THAT, BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE

WE ARE HAVING A REAL CONVERSATION ABOUT THIS.

IT IS OBVIOUSLY ASININE, FROM AN OBVIOUSLY ASININE DUDE, BUT

I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SOLVED IT.

IF REGULAR PHYSICAL ACTIVITY CAN PREVENT DEMENTIA, AND HE

HAS NOT HAD REGULAR PHYSICAL ACTIVITY, I'M NOT SAYING

ANYTHING, I'M JUST SAYING.

I LIKE THAT OBAMA POINT TOO.

MICHELLE OBAMA SAID WORK OUT?

DON'T WORK OUT, IT'S BETTER FOR YOU.

HIM AND THAT GUY FROM NEW JERSEY WITH THE BIG MANGINA.

CHRIS CHRISTIE.

THEY CAME FOR THE EXERCISE.

REMEMBER?

HE WAS THE ONE WHO WAS ANTI-MICHELLE OBAMA EATING

A HEALTHY LUNCH?

IT'S RIDICULOUS AT THIS POINT.

WHAT DID THE OBAMA'S DO?

WE ARE NOT DOING THAT.

MICHELLE OBAMA, SHE'S THE FIRST LADY, IT'S THE MOST TEPID

THING IN THE WORLD.

LET'S TRY AND HAVE OUR KIDS EAT HEALTHY, AND THEY ARE LIKE, NO!

DONALD TRUMP TOOK ONE LOOK AT CHRIS CHRISTIE AND HE WAS LIKE,

THAT DUDE'S GOT A FULL BATTERY.