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BREAKING NEWS : "Here Are the Best April Fools' Day Pranks of 2017"

Saturday, April 1 is officially April Fools' Day, though one could argue that every day can feel like April Fools' Day in the age of fake news.

Yet most of the pranks pulled by marketers and ad agencies this week likely won't have such real world consequences — and are meant to be all in good fun.

For April Fools' Day 2017, we'll be constantly updating the following list of this year's funniest pranks orchestrated by individuals and companies, so you can make sure you don't fall for any of them.

Or if you see gullible friends or family members passing them around, share this article with them and rub it in their faces.

The gags that have made it on TIME's list are ones that sound like they could totally exist already, or that will probably exist in the near future.

• The fake spelling test given by Joe Dombrowski, a teacher at Oakland Elementary School in Royal Oak, Michigan. (CBS Detroit published a full list of the bogus words online.)

• Burger King's latest "Whopper" is a tube of toothpaste.

• The new version of Amazon Alexa called "Petlexa"

• The app "Snoozer", which allows tired people to plug in their location and a representative from Mattress Firm will swing by with a "NapSack," earplugs, and a teddy bear.

• PETCO's poop-scooping drone is BS.

• Quilted Northern's "uSit" bathroom tracker that records all sits, "including frequency, duration and exertion levels."

• A truly one-of-a-kind watch made out of animal fur designed by Analog Watch Co. ($199.99). "Simply groom your favorite furry friend with a brush, collect 2-4 ounces of their hair, seal it in a small bag, and drop it in the post."

"..we'll bound the fur into a high-density felted wool. It takes 23 days for us to transfer m the fur into a brand new material."

• Bob Evans's beauty line offering a "farm to body experience."

• COFFEEMATE has a coffee-flavor COFFEEMATE brewing.

• The wedding planning website The Knot's notification to couples that their wedding checklists may have been deleted.

"Sofia" the first "smart sofa" by home goods site Wayfair that features a voice-recognition system that can read out the owner's calendar and built-in parental controls that can correct rowdy children and pets that may start jumping up and down on it.

• GlassesUSA.com's Invisible Glasses, which "change from green to invisible due to the heat emitted by your skin, allowing you to enjoy vision correction without the annoyance of wearing contact lenses," according to the product page.

• Trulia's online directory of "Rental Pawperties" of dog houses.

• FreshDirect's and FoodKick's pitless avocados.

• The new line of arcade game machines for cats and dogs called Mewsmnts and Barkade, respectively — both designed by Liberty Games.

• High Brew Cold Brew's coffee IV drip.

Dating app Hinge's "Parental Controls Dashboard," so parents can specific (parent-only) filters for: Occupation, " Timeframe for children," " Distance from Mom & Dad," and " Holiday availability."

• Google Gnome, a "Smart Yard" complement to Google Home that takes outdoor commands.

• Prune-flavored condoms offered by OurTime, a dating site for singles ages 50+.

• LEXUS LC's "Lane Valet," which moves the slows cars ahead into the next lane over to save drivers a honk.

• The e-commerce site Man Crates's new service "Man Freights," in which customers are shipped "inside fully-furnished 4' x 4' crates" outfitted with WiFi and mini-fridge "so they can surprise their long-distance loved ones in-person on their special day."

• Jim Beam had a gas ginning up a can of beans, specially aged for one day in a tin can.

• Zappos.com's attempt to combat package theft by shipping items in a new type of box called the "in secure box" that makes packages invisible so that they can't be stolen.

• Organic meal delivery kit brand GreenChef's new "all-Kale meal kit."

• "Canoeber," a company in Ely, Minnesota, that wants to be known as the "Uber for canoes" and "the world's first water-based, ride-sharing service."

• The ultra fast food delivery service offered by Grubhub carried out by the some of the country's fastest runners, p arkour athletes, BMX riders and skateboarders, which includes an updated order tracking tool featuring livestream-equipped camera mounted to each driver's helmet.

• Beef broth gummy bears for dogs made by the candy boutique Sugarfina.

• The magenta T-Mobile ONEsie, the wireless company's foray into wearable tech that lets it monitor vital signs and sleeping — in addition to how much data your phone is using.

• "She Sheds," a version of "man caves" for women offered for $99 per month by storage company Life Storage.

• Puzzles for Pets, an app loaded with puzzles for cats and dogs.

• Puzzles for Pets, an app loaded with puzzles for cats and dogs.• Florida Atlantic University's new policy letting students bring any kind of animal with them to class.

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MEETING THE SKAM CAST | OSLO TRIP - Duration: 16:35.

HEEELLLOO! We're on our way to Norway nowwwww!!

We're sitting in a car

Who's gonna take us to Oslooo!

Because this person i'm sitting next to is a skam nerd

obsessed..

It's bad.. it starting to get really bad..

So she forced me on this trip to Oslo

And we just left my house

So now we started the trip

It's gonna take us like 2,5 hours..

If i drive illegal..

But you're not gonna do that..

In Oslo we're gonna meet two other people who is skam nerds

We're gonna meet my friends there

Thanks to Skam we met on the internet and no we're gonna meet for the first time in Oslo

and discover all the filming places in Oslo together

And Vicki is just coming with me as a side chick

Forced..

We're lucky with the good weather

It was snowing earlier this week

so now we're happy that it's sunny

Welcome to Oslo!

I'm kidding, i can't talk norwegian

look here

look how weird it looks

Drive around one time then go when you just can drive to the right

Now we're in Norway now and driving here

Heeeyy again

Update: We're in Oslo in like 10 minutes

Damn so bright

We're driving here on the road and having a good time

It's still sunny

even here in Oslo

Did you find them?

*vicki drops her coke on my camera bag*

So now we're going to the School Hartvig Nissens

but we're trying to find the way

where are we going?

They're live on instagram back there

vicki sings: because tonight we're heroes, the city is ours

we're doing things you're not allowed to do

together we can go on red light

hahah and it changed to green

okey, so we're gonna take a little Nadja take over here

I have a youtube channel, it's nadja tommo

Here they sit when they're are talking

Is it the cafeteria there?

Over here Noora sits and sings baby together with Eva

and then Wilhelm comes up here from behind and be like hei

Since i'm the biggest tourist i'm going over here to film a little

oh my god, this view tho

I wanna move do this place

you guys barely see how it looks, oh there's the moon, look how beautiful it is

i can't zoom in.. i don't know how to do it..

airplane

Here's the bench which Noora and William have their first date

They sit here looking out and drinking hot chocolate and just have a cozy time

Now we're at the skate park and Cassie is going to try to skate and i don't think this will end good

But she can always try

Oh you're so cool!!1

I got it on tape!!

damn bump in the wall

I meant the ground

hahha wtf the wall?

It's now evening, it's about 9:30 pm and we just ate at "Ett Bord"

The place where even aka Henrik works

But he didn't work tonight so the fans here in the car except me were very disappointed

We paid for a parking ticket in another parking house so we thought we could use the ticket all around Oslo in other parking houses

it's a... smart idea

So we put the ticket in the front of the car window

And now we're standing here with 1500 norwegian money poorer

that was stupid

earlier when we visited the school we apparently stood too close to the crosswalk with the car with like 50 cm

and that gave us another ticket

Now were out walking a bit

looking around

We're going to the kollektivet and Cassie is live on instagram again

Milkshake from... Netto?

no... from Coop i think

Over here we have Kollektivet

We've been here earlier today but i forgot the camera

Noora's blue door

Welcome to day 2 Oslo

Yesterday we sneaked in to the hostel where our others friends were staying at

We were scared because we thought the staff would come and see us

Ohjjj

I think i zoomed

How do you zoom out???

I'm so uncoordinated

We woke up at like 6:30 am

Got dressed and went downstairs to the lobby

Talked with the others

Then we went back and packed our stuff and drove to Kaffebrenneriet

Didn't film anything there

Then we went to the bridge where Noora and William had their first kiss

And now we're heading to the skate park again

And Cassie is going to try to skate.. again

should i go?

do it

NEEII neii nei

I'm gonna die

Can you just do it?

Can you do it?

No..

No exactly

I can't either

Who does she think she is? Does she think she's cool? no she's not

Cassie understand that it's no idea trying to skate normally so she sits on the board instead

aw you're so good

but it was funnier sitting on it?

are you recording?

big nose

are you okey?

I got attacked by a camrea, do you think that went well?

Now we're in a mall

Now we're on out way to "Ett Bord" where henrik works

And i'm gonna get a magazine

henrik: hei!

vicki: hei! i want a magazine

Henrik: And you think you can only come in here and get it? hahah

vicki: i thought so haha, it's for my friend

Henrik: do you have a pen by the way?

Nadja: no, we forgot it in the car

Henrik: here you go

Vicki: thank you, that was very nice of you

That was a bit awkward

Just came and asked for a magazine for my friend

I'm so forward, just saying what i want right away

Nadja: I'm the same, i was like "hey we're gonna get married"

Look what i have for you Matilda

Now we're at the opera house and gonna get up and look a bit

This is how it looks

Now I'm gonna get you a guided tour

Here we have the opera house, here in Oslo we're standing right now

And there we have a boat

But now we're gonna climb up this mount everest since it's a long way up

is it worth it tho?

yes! The view makes it worth it

big thumbs up!

Thumbs up for this video because we've been fighting and vlogging a lot!

ok bye

soo, we're up on the opera house.. but we we're actually gonna finish this norway video now

We're so tired...

what was the best thing about this trip?

Meet henrik!!

It was a fun trip..

We do not ever do this trip again..

byeeee!

goodbye!

For more infomation >> MEETING THE SKAM CAST | OSLO TRIP - Duration: 16:35.

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How Goldberg Prepares For WWE Wrestlemania 33... | WrestleSketch #19 - Duration: 1:22.

VINCE: Happy Wrestlemania day everyone!

SHANE: I'm going to play on the roller coaster set!

GOLDBERG: Hey everybody.

TRIPLE H: Are you alright, Bill?

GOLDBERG: I guess.

I'm just-I feel a bit low on energy.

I've given up the locker headbutts.

TRIPLE H: Oh, well, that's good.

It seemed to be affecting you pretty bad.

GOLDBERG: The breaking point was when I jackhammered some dude in an orphan hospital.

TRIPLE H: Yeah.

Well, that's assault.

GOLDBERG: I thought he was Buff Bagwell, but it turned out to be a elderly black woman.

VINCE: You wanna give up the headbutts now!?

On Wrestlemania day!?

GOLDBERG: I thought about holding off, but then I proceeded to go on a 150+ match winning

streak through the hospital and surrounding area.

I'm wanted by several States right now.

VINCE: But this is Wrestlemania, Bill!

Surely, you can treat yourself to one little headbutt?

GOLDBERG: Don't you guys test for concussion stuff like that, though?

It would stop me competing.

TRIPLE H: Oh, yeah, umm...we do, and we take that very, very seriously.

But part-timers get different treatment.

VINCE: Headbutt the locker, Bill.

GOLDBERG: Are you sure?

Well here it goes…

[HEADBUTT] yeah, that felt good, actually [HEADBUTT] f*** yeah!

[HEADBUTT] I ain't stopping.

TRIPLE H: Goldberg-

GOLDBERG: What [HEADBUTT] can [HEADBUTT] I do [HEADBUTT] for you [HEADBUTT] Kevin Nash?

TRIPLE H: I'm not-

VINCE: Now you're ready for Wrestlemania!

GOLDBERG: Let's [HEADBUTT] f****ing [HEADBUTT] do this [HEADBUTT] WCW Hog Wild 1998 [HEADBUTT]

here I come!

For more infomation >> How Goldberg Prepares For WWE Wrestlemania 33... | WrestleSketch #19 - Duration: 1:22.

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How to Make-Easy Paper Bow/Ribbon -Step by Step . - Duration: 7:23.

EXPRESS FEELINGS

Easy Paper Bow/Ribbon

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How To Coloring Ship | Name and Sound | Learning Coloring Pages for Kids - Duration: 2:33.

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For Pokonyan! We Know You Will Get Through This! - Duration: 9:10.

Hi! I'm Alicia. I'm from the Ink Family.

I wanted to send you a video to tell you good luck with everything!

I hope you feel all the love in the Splatoon community.

We love you and we hope everything goes well!

Bye! Good luck!

Hey Poko, this is Bob from SKR.

I just wanted to wish you good luck! We know you're going to make it through this.

Hello, Poko! I'm Goolloom from SKR as well!

We all believe in you. Stay strong! We're all here for you.

Hey Poko, this is Bruce from SKR

We wanted to let you know we're all with you And you have all of our support

Hi Poko. This is Brock.com from the Splatoon community.

Just wishing you the best of luck in the surgery…

You've got this!

Hello, Poko. This is Czar.

On behalf of the Splatoon community, we wish you the very best.

Odaiji ni (take care of yourself).

You'll get through this. We believe in you.

Hey, Pokonyan! This is Kyu…

… and this is Shawn and we're all here for you!

We have you in our thoughts and we know you'll make it through this!

We believe in you! Everyone in the community is praying for you.

We love you, Pokonyan!

Hey, Pokonyan. This is Kyubi. You may or may not remember me

Honestly, I hope you the best coming from an old team mate

???

I hope you the best in all regard!

Hope you get well soon!

Everybody knows that you've got this, Poko

and to show that I know that you've got this

I made these little Poko-flavored flags for you!

Poko-themed, rather…

Hi Pokonyan.

It's Overdog here

and I just wanted to tell you that my heart is with you

and that I love you, my sweet friend

and don't ever forget that!

Love you!

Hey Pokonyan! I'm Ren from Team Quasar.

Stay strong! You have our support.

??? I'll be praying for you

and I wish you a lot of luck! You can do it!

Don't worry, Poko! It's no harder than getting to S!

Good luck, Pokonyan!

We love you!

I believe in you Pokonyan! You got this!

It's LIT!

きみに瞳に乾杯！

Hey Pokonyan! I hope I said that right…

I just wanted to say that you're incredibly brave

and you're amazing for not showing any sort of weakness

and having so much positivity and accepting everyone's support

You can really see a smile through your Tweets and what you say, so

please stay strong and I believe that

everything will work out just fine.

You've got this PokoNyan!

For more infomation >> For Pokonyan! We Know You Will Get Through This! - Duration: 9:10.

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Antigua prime minister invites Prince Harry for honeymoon with Meghan Markle - Duration: 2:28.

Antigua and Barbuda Prime Minister Gaston Browne has suggested Prince Harry to choose

the country as a honeymoon destination with his girlfriend Meghan Markle.

However, the prime minister did not suggest his idea secretly.

Instead, he announced it in front an audience of 300 VIPs giving the Prince a red face due

to embarrassment.

Members of the audience laughed but Prince Harry did not look amused.

�I understand there may be a new addition to the Royal family very soon?

I am told that there may be a princess, and I just want to say that should you make the

decision to honeymoon, then Antigua and Barbuda want to welcome you," Browne said, according

to The Telegraph.

"We have been voted consistently as the best honeymoon destination in the Caribbean and

one of the best in the world so there will be nowhere in the world as special to spend

your honeymoon when that day arrives,� Browne said.

Prince Harry attended the event in Barnacle Point in Antigua on Tuesday.

During the event, he presented an album of pictures to Browne on behalf of Queen Elizabeth

II.

The album includes pictures of the 1977 visit to the country by the Queen and Prince Philip.

Miss Antigua and Barbuda Leanda Norville and soca and soul singer songwriter Claudette

Peters were present in the event.

However, Prince Harry refused to be pictured alone with Norville.

Ironically, organisers instructed young people not to ask about the prince's new girlfriend

when he arrived at the Colours of Charity event.

Halo Foundation worker Cuthbert Forbes confirmed that they were told not to talk about it.

However, there was no confirmation that the instruction came from Kensington Palace.

�It came up at an organising committee meeting when we were thinking about what we could

talk to him about and one of the core members of the committee said we shouldn�t talk

about his girlfriend because it is personal," Forbes told Daily Mail Online.

On Nov. 8, the palace released a statement addressing the press, which have been driving

the story about Prince Harry and his girlfriend Meghan Markle, to pause and reflect before

any further damage is done.

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Facial Recognition Tech Could Ensnare Millions Of Innocent Americans For Crimes - tech and science - Duration: 4:37.

Facial Recognition Tech Could Ensnare Millions Of Innocent Americans For Crimes They Didn�t

Commit

It�s often the case that new technologies arrive on the scene faster than our society

and its legal code can keep up.

Sometimes this can be a good thing.

For instance, 3D printing allows people to print out unregulated gun parts, thus allowing

gun owners to circumvent the onerous laws of our government, which has struggled to

come up with new laws to restrict the technology.

When technology advances at a breakneck pace however, it can also be quite dangerous for

our liberties.

This is especially true in regards to privacy.

If a new technology makes it easy for the government to track us, you can bet that the

government is going to take its sweet time updating the legal code in a way that will

protect us from surveillance.

That certainly seems to be the case with facial recognition software.

During a recent Congressional Oversight Committee hearing, members of both political parties

sounded the alarm on the FBI�s use of the technology, and read the written testimony

of Electronic Frontier Foundation senior staff attorney Jennifer Lynch:

Lynch detailed the stunning scope of the FBI�s photo collection.

In addition to collecting criminal and civil mug shots, the agency currently has �memorandums

of understanding� with 16 states that mean every driver�s license photo from those

states is accessible to the agency�without the drivers� consent.

The FBI also has access to photos from the U.S. State Department�s passport and visa

records.

Lynch argued that �Americans should not be forced to submit to criminal face recognition

searches merely because they want to drive a car.

They shouldn�t have to worry their data will be misused by unethical government officials

with unchecked access to face recognition databases.

And they shouldn�t have to fear that their every move will be tracked if face recognition

is linked to the networks of surveillance cameras that blanket many cities.�

�But without meaningful legal protections, this is where we may be headed,� Lynch stated.

�Without laws in place, it could be relatively easy for the government and private companies

to amass databases of images of all Americans and use those databases to identify and track

people in real time as they move from place to place throughout their daily lives.�

All told, law enforcement agencies around the country have access to 400 million photos

in facial recognition databases, which are connected to roughly 50% of American adults.

Most of these people have never committed a crime, and obviously haven�t given any

consent to this.

At first glance it may sound harmless to be in one of these databases.

Movies and TV shows make it sound like this technology can help law enforcement swiftly

and precisely nab suspects.

So what do you have to fear if you haven�t committed a crime?

It turns out that in real life, facial recognition is far from perfect.

Internal FBI documents obtained in a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit by the nonprofit

Electronic Privacy Information Center indicate that the FBI�s own database, called the

Next Generation Identification Interstate Photo System, or NGI-IPS, had an acceptable

margin of error of 20 percent � that is, a 1-in-5 chance of �recognizing� the wrong

person.

And research published in the October 2015 issue of the scientific journal PLOS ONE by

researchers at the universities of Sydney and New South Wales in Australia found that

the humans who interpret such data build in an extra error margin approaching 30 percent.

If we ever allow our government to roll out facial recognition cameras on a wider scale,

lots of innocent people are going to be hurt.

Whether by mistake or by malice, it will become shockingly easy for law enforcement to identify

ordinary people as criminals.

The surveillance control grid will not only be inescapable, it will be unwieldy and rife

with abuse.

It�s often said that you should never trade freedom for safety.

In this case, we wouldn�t receive any kind of safety.

For more infomation >> Facial Recognition Tech Could Ensnare Millions Of Innocent Americans For Crimes - tech and science - Duration: 4:37.

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TOP 5 CHANNELS FOR FILMMAKERS - Duration: 2:20.

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Hispanic Owned Businesses Dominate Bids For Trump's 'Xenophobic' Border Wall - Duration: 4:28.

Hispanic-Owned Businesses Dominate Bids For Trump's 'Xenophobic' Border Wall

by Tyler Durden

Trump's proposed border wall has been described by many of the left as everything from "xenophobic"

to just plain "racist" and pretty much everything in between. That said, perhaps "equal opportunity

employer" would be more accurate in light of a new analysis from the Wall Street Journal

that took a look at who has submitted bids to help construct the wall so far...in a little

dose of irony for the left, hispanic-owned businesses currently lead the charge with

32 bids.

More than 200 companies have expressed interest in submitting plans to help design and build

a wall along the U.S. border with Mexico, as the Trump administration seeks to fulfill

a key campaign promise despite significant obstacles.

The companies, whose names were published on a federal contracting website, vary widely

in size and capability�from construction giants like Kiewit Corp. to smaller, family-owned

businesses.

Among those interested at this early stage are more than three dozen businesses owned

by minorities, a Wall Street Journal analysis shows. Roughly 13% of the companies expected

to submit proposals for the wall, for example, are owned by Hispanics.

Border Wall

One such immigrant-owned business bidding on the border wall is run by Mario Burgos

whose father immigrated to the U.S. from Ecuador.

Mario Burgos, the son of an immigrant, owns an Albuquerque, N.M., construction logistics

company and plans to submit a proposal. He said he viewed the project as more geared

toward border security than immigration, and a surefire way to boost employment in job-strapped

New Mexico.

�I am not against immigrants by any stretch of the imagination,� said Mr. Burgos, whose

father came to the U.S. from Ecuador. �There isn�t a country in the world that doesn�t

have borders and doesn�t want to enforce them.�

Mr. Burgos noted that his company, Burgos Group LLC, which holds various defense contracts

with federal agencies, has handled projects in southern New Mexico near the border and

was familiar with operating in remote, rugged locations.

Meanwhile the owner of Helix Steel said he's not worried about the potential political

fallout, saying "if fighting for American jobs is wrong, I�ll take that risk."

Other interested businesses have niche specialties, like Leesburg, Va.-based Helix Steel. Chief

Executive Chris Doran said Helix�s products, which make concrete more resistant to blasts

and other stresses, would suit what he called a �massive opportunity.�

Mr. Doran, whose company has about 50 employees, said he wasn�t concerned with fallout from

participating in the project. �All I can say is I�m fighting for American jobs, and

if fighting for American jobs is wrong, I�ll take that risk,� he said.

Of course, as we noted last week, just as Trump sent out RFP's for his impenetrable,

yet "aesthetically pleasing", 30-foot border wall, Mexico's government warned Mexican companies

that it would not be in their best "interests" to participate in the project even though

there will be no explicit legal restrictions or sanctions to stop them if they tried. Per

Reuters:

"We're not going to have laws to restrict (companies), but I believe considering your

reputation it would undoubtedly be in your interest to not participate in the construction

of the wall," said Mexican Economy Minister Ildefonso Guajardo.

"There won't be a law with sanctions, but Mexicans and Mexican consumers will know how

to value those companies that are loyal to our national identity and those that are not,"

Guajardo added.

His comments echo those of Mexico's foreign minister Luis Videgaray, who said on Friday

that Mexican companies that see a business opportunity in the wall should "check their

conscience" first. Seems like the list of 'racist' companies

in this country is growing very quickly.

For more infomation >> Hispanic Owned Businesses Dominate Bids For Trump's 'Xenophobic' Border Wall - Duration: 4:28.

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How to Break Free from the Archonic Programming - Duration: 8:43.

How to Break Free from the Archonic Programming

The definition of archons has been described as being an artificial Intelligence (AI) program

that has enslaved humanity over millions of years.

In order for humans to beat the �system� during the final showdown, we need to know

a few simple things that can be done to break the programming.

What is the origin of the archons?

When the divine feminine aspect of Source sent out �the call� to souls to come be

a part of this great ascension experience, many responded.

Not only was there an opportunity to rapidly grow spiritually but it was a chance to be

a part of the grandest template of biological creation ever.

The archons did not hear �the call�, and out of fairness some souls told them of their

plans to incarnate into the densest but most polarized environment created thus far.

The archons did not believe the souls because they had not heard the call themselves.

They already had exhibited greed, domination, and control tendencies which had pushed them

farther away from the vibration of Source.

The archonic entities became jealous of the souls� decisions to embark on this journey

and vowed to follow them down into the experiment and to give them the extreme polarity difficulty

needed to push humanity toward waking up when it was time to make the journey back home.

The mind that controls the archon system is cunning and brilliant.

Once the archons realized how easy it would be for them to control beings in such a dense

environment, they did not want souls to be successful in breaking out of their system.

They realized that they could have this experience for a very, very long time as they fed off

of the negative, dense energy created from their control systems.

The archons supposedly have 800 billion units assigned to the almost 8 billion people on

the planet.

These units cannot physically incarnate, so they use other beings in the galaxy to mind

control in order to have a vehicle with which to control the human population.

They can also create mind control programs to directly affect humans via television,

radio, internet, magazines and newspapers, education, pharmaceutical, health, finance,

computer games, music, and advertising.

The Archons do not have human consciousness or emotions.

They are parts of a mind being that is a brilliant programmer.

This being had the ability to go back and forth through timelines in order to see what

choices humanity would make and to always be one step ahead in order to keep humans

controlled.

Now that we are on the precipice of a shift in human consciousness, we are aware of what

has happened and we are able to make conscious decisions to break free from the programming.

Facebook monitoring

Part of the system put in place involved computer programs that can monitor humanity via face

recognition and social status updates on Facebook.

There is accelerating evidence of �truth monitoring� on Facebook postings as prime

�truther� articles and statements are being �buried� by the paid Facebook employees.

One way they do this is by creating a �more posts� section where they can hide the �good

stuff�.

Another way is that one�s Facebook wall is no longer chronological- they can shuffle

posts around any way they wish on a person�s wall.

The Facebook police have also been proven to remove �likes� on articles that are

a threat to the agenda.

Their major goal on Facebook is to distract people with either mindless junk or to flood

people�s walls with war images and animal cruelty while making otherwise popular truther

articles seem to be not �liked� very much at all.

Breaking the programming

The archon programming system can be broken by turning off the television, reducing the

time spent on cell phones, limiting time on the computer including Facebook (especially

the Facebook games), and spending more time on nature.

The archons did not plan for us disconnecting our consciousness from technology and instead

connecting with Mother Earth.

Meditation and focusing on your breath within are steps to relaxing enough to tune in.

In fact, many beings have time traveled back from the future to warn humanity of a future

where humanity was suckered into a technological dream that ended up being a zombie nightmare.

Until humanity is free of the archonic control, technological advances are serving as part

of the program to suck our consciousness out of our bodies.

When we vacate the human body consistently we could allow other beings to enter while

we are off in virtual reality heaven.

Gaia, the consciousness of Planet Earth, has important messages for us right now.

Grounding, turning off, and tuning into her is one of the most important things we can

do.

This will raise your vibration above the frequency of the archons, and they will not be able

to find you in the matrix.

If we realize that this intelligence is program based, then breaking the program will break

the system.

Human behavior has been studied for hundreds of years in preparation for this time.

Up until now, actions and choices have been easily predicted by minions who have either

used remote viewing or �Looking Glass� technology to study the future in order to

create control systems in the present.

If we make the alternate choice than what we have been robotically following, we can

put a kink in the system that will change the future.

If enough people begin doing this we will inevitably break the whole system down.

This could be as simple as breaking your morning routine.

If you normally take the same route to work, seek an alternate route a few times to break

up the monotony.

If you have coffee in the morning, try tea or water instead.

Have breakfast for dinner or dinner for breakfast.

If you make your bed every morning, try leaving it unmade or vice versa; be a slob for a change.

Other things you could do would include moving your furniture around in your house or even

move houses.

If you move, you could give some things away to homeless shelters.

Reducing the attachment to �things� and consumerism is a great way to break the pattern.

Many people have felt the itch to change something in their lives and as they made these changes

they have changed future timelines.

That urge to change has already changed many timelines for the better and has caused a

great concern to the minions as things are not panning out as the expected.

As long as you are not hurting anyone else, be as creative as you can in changing things

around.

Raising vibration and consciousness

If the archon programs created for our reality are 3d based, then raising our vibration to

a higher frequency out of their range will be a way to escape from their talons.

As we continue to raise our vibration, we increase consciousness, which is our trump

card.

Within higher consciousness lies the ability to know the truth of who and what we are as

well as how powerful we truly are.

The power of the light within us can never be controlled once we remember enough to keep

from being coerced and tricked into succumbing to comfortable and numbing routines.

While chaos ensues on the planet, small changes can be made to ensure that we do not continue

to live like robots as we change our routines.

As the consciousness of the planet rises in frequency, all that live on her do as well.

This seems to be slowly changing our reality on an individual level right now, and eventually

the individuals combined will change the whole.

We are co-creating this change with everyone on the planet whether we realize it or not

just by following our innate urges for change.

The future of humanity depends on the choices we make in the �now�, which will ultimately

change

the forecasted future probability.

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