Right there is the blue steel ha ha
I'm going to get me haircut
because this is getting really on my
wick it's all this all this fluff is
driving me crazy
I've got to get rid of it it's either
that or going to go I'm going to get a
number two anyway
off to the barbers this is a different
barber this is my old barber Mike I
used two barbers I try keep the pair of
them in business you know with my
luxurious locks but I'm going down to
see Michael in St.Ives and then
I'll take you with
okay so this is
Michael's Barber shop. Hope he's open
What would you like? short back and sides same as
usual oh yeah I dyed this
Yeah my nephew came a
couple weeks and went uncle Mike your
white you know I've always been white
so what's different there. He said your hair!
I actually quite liked but I thought you know what
I don't know
I'm just gonna do a colour
It'll be better when it's cut
because there won't be so much of it
That'll be the end of it they're been going on it's
This stuff Mike is called it's like a new shampoo
I've never dyed my hair before
I did it years ago
for a laugh and just for a giggle
This stuff is like shampoo you just shampoo it in like
you're just using instead of a shampoo
Yeah but does it come off does it work its way
out slowly
yeah is it just it's not it's not
permanent no no no
You just use it instead of shampoo
you get it to the
color if you want yeah
and then you. O it's just getting in my
wick. I was you know, gonna have
a number two Okay give me a
number two but I thought, no don't want a number 2
scare scare the kids yeah
But yeah it's weird
It's a thing called controlGX
no I don't really know it but I know what your talking about
you know that means no I know you're
talking about yeah. They used to have a thing years
ago didn't they called Grecian 2000
remember that yeah that was same
kind of deal you just sprayed that on
and there was another one years ago called Morgan's right
and that used to dark color your hair
it was a gel but it had a color in it
right and they stopped doing it but that
was called Morgan's okay but that would give
you a color by just using the material
okay so just like a lotion you put on
yeah yes that was a as I said cool
Morgan's yeah what irritates me Mike
is all this fluff I've gotta get rid of that fluff
I know I've got not much up there It's going a bit
thin on the old er, but you know what the weird
thing
I saw a thing on TV the other day
It was about
male pattern baldness
okay male pattern baldness
it's so common isn't it later but you know
that you're not actually bald but the
hairs are just very very small
what an idea
you've still got hair but then
it doesn't grow in the same way you've
still got the same amount of follicles
oh yeah that's the word yeah yeah oh you
mean you still the same amount of follicles but I
just don't do much yeah
well they do but they're tiny but is that so I
was watching this scene there's some guy
he's to figure it out that it can their
turn these back on these follicles is
say that people groaning I'm into this a
weird thing isn't it oh yeah
it's all vanity
I did this for a stunt when I was in Cape Town.
When I was living in Cape Town I went to a do
like a dinner you know I've been white haired
since I was in my thirties so it's
nothing new. I went to this do that I
went to this restaurant thing and I
said to me wife. Dye me hair. Just for a
laugh to see what happens and then because at that
time I had a number two so I didn't
have anything there anyway more I've been over
and she tipping like strands to
get the edges like anyway so I walked in there
and it shows you about guys I sat
down with everyone all the fellers were
in the bar
and I sat there like for over an
hour and they're all going to me. You've been to
the gym? I went no. Played a bit of golf
You on a diet right or something?
and like all these different questions. You're looking
really well. Well Okay
and no one spotted it and
then the women came in
all the wives came in and they say O Mike
you're hair looks great and
they've saw straight away because they dye
their hair all the time. It just shows you
Men just don't just see that kind of thing do they?
I've sat there over an hour and they're all
going you been working out? No one mentioned hair dye
I said well I dyed it
And then one of the guys said. "Man I'm
going to do I'm going and dye my hair
because he got a gift token you
know one of these chemist gift tokens
And he said he kept going in there for about 6 months
Loitering around the hair dye counter
loitering around the hair dye section when
you look at men with dark hair yeah
its not natural
well I went grey very young I
mean I must have been only about 30
something like that
already look my hair went through
swimming you're not swimming right into
the chlorine yeah terrible thing chlorine
you don't know how nasty chlorine is especially
if you go to like the IVO school
because you get a lot of children
yeah I think they pour a lot in
to kill all the bugs
I used to chlorinate my pool
you did
yeah hectic I mean I came back I was away
for over a year I came back to the Pool
was like obviously the pumps hadn't been
running and it's like a swamp
I'm expecting to see a hippo come out of there
yes but It was like
black black green dark and I just got two
cups of chlorine yes really put it in
two hours later it's it was clear so it
kills everything
It could kill you
It can be dangerous
because I I am i
if I go to the school one at the center we have
to test to see if we can go in.
If it is a certain strength remember you have
to get out
yeah just once on test it was a little high
there was too much in there you know
Over 7 I think pH seven is
neutral and above
that it becomes acidic so burn you right
yeah so I got it all going to Tommy
Bourgas yeah yeah
I'll have to go swimming in the summer
down at Fenland Fisheries
I went down there with a drone you know those quadcopter things
yes taking some film
Wheres that?
Just north of Earith
It was about a month ago so is March still cold
I was getting some aerial shots
The wind took it straight in the
drink
Sell a lot of fish there. What Carp?
The thing went in the drink and the
bloke said to me Max I think he was said
You're more than welcome to jump in people if you want strip off
a jump in. I thought yeah right I went no
come back in the summer with me wetsuit
Is it still there?
what the drone? yeah yeah we see it
sunk like a stone
It was funny
It wasn't a great thing cheap cheap one it wasn't
an expensive one. If you have a drone over your land
are you allowed to shoot it down? you know in
i was just wondering you know
Usually you are going to ask
the obvious thing to do is ask for permission
If the farmer shoots you down
You can't fly it anywhere near
children yeah livestock yeah you can't
fly within 100 meters of a house. It's the law.
yeah most people don't realize that we
know it may just probably speed up means
we can't really get one out of fashion
it tells you on the manor when they
bring it across this way a bit yeah like
I can't either so if someone for you got
shotgun and shot me down there's nothing
that person to fill as you say what I
know is that if the law is below yeah
well I think I don't know what the moon
is on wouldn't just change it it's
really a while ago but the thing is it
only applies to drones over eight
kilograms so that you know like they've
got me quite happy beneath your
beautiful quadcopters earth like that
exuberant camera but they're still
covered by the law you can't fly them
anywhere near anywhere near the public
you can't climb in public places
if you wanna fly inside of town has
their pilots licence all look
like if there's someone you should be
qualified by the CAA to fly over public
places so I can't understand why the
police don't use them helicopters
our fun and safety they can go out in
the van you want important put it on the
bag and just you're doing it I'm gonna
thing is heat says that
heat infrared camera yes that detects
heat doesn't it yeah that would be a
great use of it just one of them ah me
yeah you looking for someone someone's
gone missing or like that you
want to search a big area quick well um
I think one of them on I'm just thinking
there cheaper than a helicopter gotta
able to put one up because like they
reckon the the police they were a big
search and then they use a dog and
helicopter they can tell dog people where the
persons gone and they can follow the
trial
How's your daughter getting on with that
yeah two years old now Jesus
blimey time flies it's quite friendly
dog yeah till you get on the wrong side of it
Oh
another thing it is friendly dog but
he's got to work on command otherwise they wouldn't
keep it okay so She's giving it
commands and the dogs got to do all that
better because I mean the trainings all
the time and continuous yeah
she's finished training school but
she has one day a month nearly every
every month help training with it - to
make sure it's up to scratch yeah
I said to my daughter
if there is a
higher up officer you know commander
and he says put the dog in. Can you say no?
she says yeah she said if I don't think
it safe - there you go
it's not his - it's mine I'm responsible for it
I wanted
oh okay then she said she but no he has
no say over if he says put the dog in and
she says no it's too dangerous or there's
children about or something
how are you going to go this?
Her word is final.
That's interesting
yeah her decision is final she is licensed
She is the one
who shall be responsible for it yeah it
remember he's not responsible for it
she's responsible. Something goes wrong
It's down to her. Because they're licensed by the home office not the police
It's still the police but through the home office
okay look at that bald head
now that's a hell of a lot better
because your colors
toned down here yeah it's not so mad you
should have seen the photograph I took of it
oh my god I looked like Einstein you know with the hair all over the place
stick out in all directions
okay thanks Mike
that looks great it's Michael over
that's brilliant
but that was great I feel
a full 100% better all that stuff
will floating around my neck I hate that
that just really gets on my wick and I'm
going off that meet Linda I'm of to
meet Linda and then we're gonna do
something else. Don't know what?
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