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Robert Klein Has Been Evading Censors For Years - Duration: 6:20.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YEAH!
YEAH!
TAKE THAT!
I'M EXHAUSTED!
I'VE BEEN DOING THAT FOR THREE MINUTES.
MY NEXT GUEST IS A COMEDY LEGEND AND THE SUBJECT OF THE NEW
DOCUMENTARY, "ROBERT KLEIN STILL CAN'T STOP HIS LEG".
>> THIS IDEA OF THE CRAFT OF DECONSTRUCTING YOUR EXPERIENCE.
>> JUST WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR.
HOW ARE THESE?
I KILL YOU!
EVIDENTLY, FROM A LEOPARD.
YOU'VE GOT BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS, MAN.
A PING-PONG DISPLAY WITH THE SODA, BECAUSE IT'S NATURAL.
I THINK SODA, PING-PONG.
SODA-PING-PONG.
PADDLES ARE BY THE LAXATIVES.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME
ROBERT KLEIN!
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> PRETTY STUPID OLD MAN THERE IN THE SUPERMARKET, DON'T YOU
THINK?
>> Stephen: NAH, EXPLORING.
HE'S EXPLORING.
>> IT WAS A WILD THING TO SEE ME THE SUBJECT OF ONE OF THOSE
THINGS.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN THE SUBJECT OF A
DOCUMENTARY BEFORE?
>> NEVER.
WELL, ON NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC ONCE --
>> Stephen: TOPLESS.
>> THAT'S WHERE MY FIRST-- MY FIRST PORNOGRAPHY WAS WATCHING
THE TRIBESWOMAN OF THE BOBUTU TRIBE.
>> Stephen: YOU AND I HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON.
WE'RE BOTH FROM SECOND CITY IN CHICAGO.
>> YES, SIR.
BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
>> Stephen: ME, TOO.
WHEN I WAS COMING UP THERE THERE WAS A BIG PHOTO OF YOU ON THE
WALL WITH FRED WILLARD.
>> 52 YEARS AGO, MARCH, '65, THE GREAT FRED WILLARD AND I
REPORTED FOR WORK IN CHICAGO AT SECOND CITY.
A LONG TIME.
AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED!
>> Stephen: NO, THE BUILDING IS EXACTLY THE SAME.
>> YEAH, I MEAN-- WELL, TELEVISION HAS CHANGED.
>> Stephen: WELL, YOU'VE BEEN 50 YEARS OF TELEVISION NOW
YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS.
>> I FIRST DID "THE TONIGHT SHOW" IN JANUARY OF '68.
>> Stephen: WOW.
>> EVERY WORD WAS PARSED.
>> Stephen: JOHNNY WAS STILL IN NEW YORK AT THE TIME, RIGHT?
>> JOHNNY WAS IN NEW YORK.
BUT THEN I-- I DID A PILOT IN 1975 AT CBS, AND THEY USED TO
CALL-- THE CENSOR PEOPLE THEY CALLED THEM "COPT NEWTY
ACCEPTANCE."
AND WE KNEW WE COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING RISQUE.
EVERY SINGLE WORD.
SO WE TRIED TO BE SMART-- IT WAS A HALF HOUR MONTY PYTHON, AND
PETER BOIL, MADELINE KAHN WERE MY GUEST STARS.
THE GREATEST, RIGHT?
( APPLAUSE ) WE BORROWED-- "SEX FOR
TELEVISION."
AND WE BORROWED SOME FILM FROM THE U.C.L.A. BIOLOGY DEPARTMENT
OF PARAMESSIA REPRODUCING.
REMEMBER FROM BIO?
THEY JUST SEPARATE LIKE THAT.
WHEN THERE WAS ONE, THERE'S NOW TWO.
THERE'S NO SEX.
THEY'RE A-SEXUAL.
UNDERNEATH IT I SANG ♪ ♪ ♪
IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT THIS ALL IS LEADING TO
♪ I WANT TO MAKE IT-- >> AND THEN I THINK ONE
PARAMECIUM ASKED THE OTHER AT THE END IF IT WANTED A
CIGARETTE.
BUT WE GET A LETTER FROM CONTINUITY ACCEPTANCE.
"THE SEXUAL INNUENDO IS OBVIOUS.
IT'S PRIEWRIENT, IT'S OF PRURIENT INTEREST."
AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, THIS WOULD BE AN ODD FETISH.
"I LOVE TO WATCH PARAMEESIA REPRODUCING, BABY.
I LOVE THEM WHEN THEY'RE YOUNG AND WET AND WILD, TWO SECONDS
OLD.
I HATE THEM WHEN THEY'RE OVER THE HILL.
A MINUTE!" THIS IS WHAT WE HAD TO COPE
WITH.
TODAY -- >> Stephen: DIFFERENT.
>> DIFFERENT.
>> Stephen: I SHOWED DONALD TRUMP'S BUTT TONIGHT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> WHERE WAS THAT LOCATED?
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS ) >> OH, I-- NO, I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
I DID THE FIRST HBO SPECIAL EVER.
THAT WAS A BIG BREAKTHROUGH IN 1975.
LANGUAGE, OR WHATEVER ELSE.
I'M NOT PARTICULARLY BLUE.
BUT WE'RE ADULTS.
BUT SOMETHING LIKE "THE SOPRANOS" I MEAN, THAT'S THE WAY
THOSE PEOPLE SPOKE.
THAT WAS A MASTERPIECE, AND IT WAS FULL OF PROFANITY.
BUT HAVE YOU SEEN IT ON'S&E, WHERE IT'S SANITIZED.
INSTEAD OF THE "F" WORD THEY USE THE WORD "FORGET."
"FORGET YOU, YOU MOTHER FORGETTER!
"FORGET YOU!" "OH, YEAH?
FORGET YOU!" THERE'S A LOT OF DEMENTIA ON THE
A & E.
AND WHEN THEY GIVE SOMEONE THE FINGER, THEY BLUR IT OUT.
LIKE, SUDDENLY, GEE, I WONDER WHY THEY'RE BLURRING OUT THE
MIDDLE FINGER.
I MEAN I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT PROFANITY EVERY OTHER WORD.
>> Stephen: SURE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> Stephen: I DO.
>> BUT WHEN IT'S A SUBSTITUTE FOR WIT, BUT PROFANITY SHOULD BE
USED APTLY WHEN IT'S THE RIGHT WORD.
>> Stephen: ECONOMICALLY.
>> HOW ARE YOU-- HOW DID SOUTH CAROLINA PRODUCE BOTH YOU AND
STROM THURMOND?
THAT'S WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>> Stephen: I HAVE NO (BLEEP) IDEA.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
WAS THAT APPROPRIATE?
WAS THAT APPROPRIATE?
WAS THAT APPROPRIATE?
>> WHERE'S CONTINUITY ACCEPTANCE?
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: ROBERT KLEIN, IT WAS LOVELY TO SEE YOU, THANKS
FOR BEING HERE.
"ROBERT KLEIN STILL CAN'T STOP HIS LEG" IS AVAILABLE ON THE
STARZ APP TODAY.
GO GET IT!
ROBERT KLEIN, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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First local itinerary for SpaceX lunar tourists - Duration: 1:51.
Elon Musk announced the 27/02/17
2 tourists of a new kind will be sent
on the moon…
Starting in 2018!
thanks to the ambitious program of its company SpaceX
Soul.City is the first application in the world
To propose a course of discovery
For those tourists of the future ...
The route takes again the visit of the emblematic places of the conquest of the space
Like "Taurus Littrow Valley" landing site of Apollo 17
The 2 tourists, whose names are still unknown, will be the first testers of this version of the Soul.City application
They will nevertheless have to think about loading the route beforehand, the 4G connection not being fully operational.
The route will be updated in case of new points of interest,
Like a space bar or a galactic pizzeria
The course is available free of charge now
And allows all the earthlings to live one end of this unique experience ...
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Learn Colors With Elephant | Learn Elephant Lion Tiger Dinosaurs Cartoon Video for Kids Toddlers - Duration: 57:24.
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TIPS & SYMPTOMS FOR FATTY LIVER II पहचानिये फैटी लीवर के लक्षण और कुछ कारगर नुस्खे II - Duration: 6:30.
Welcome to health care at home.
Today we are going to talk about an important body part i.e Liver.
Liver is a large organ of our body. Its lengths covers almost this much of area in right side.
Diseases because of liver are - Fatty Liver, Liver cirrhosis
The major problem is that these problems doesn't came into notice.
Even if your liver is damaged 90% still there would be no symptoms in your body to worry about.
Its necessary for you to know that whether your liver is functioning properly or it has started getting damaged.
Let me share some symptoms & in case you are going through these symptoms.
Then you must go for simple blood test - LFT (Liver Function Test)
To know the condition of your liver.
If you have bloating in your stomach, it may possible that your liver is enlarged or turned into fatty liver.
If your eyes & skin turns Pale, these could the symptoms of fatty liver.
If your right shoulder is aching from here to here, this could be one of the reason of fatty liver.
If any skin diseas occurs and, itching in hands, palms, foot soles
These could also be the one of the symptom of fatty liver.
There is a bad news as I said, even if your liver is damaged up to 90% your body works normally.
But there is a good news as well, That only Liver is one of the organ
Which can be re-generate 100%
Let me tell you what you have to do for this.
If you have pain in your right rib or upper abdomen.
This could also be the symptom of fatty liver.
When liver is too much enlarged then it put pressure on your heart.
Due to this you start getting missing you pulse.
Sometimes you pulse rate go high and even possibilities of high BP is also there.
Normally its said to sleep at the left side but if you are suffering from the problem of fatty liver.
Then you shouldn't sleep towards left right as in at that time liver put pressure on heart.
This makes you enable to sleep properly and also inability in proper heart functioning.
In this case you should sleep at right side ( side of the liver)
There are several things which damages our liver tissues.
For example : Alcohol, Several types of Allopathic medicines damages liver tissues.
Whenever we take them, some of the cells of our liver got damaged.
So to cure fatty liver or any other liver diseases , we should protect the liver cells from this damage.
The remedies I'll share with you, within 7-15 days you'll notice the difference
But within the 15 days result,what people does
They start taking alcohol but in minimum quantity, assuming that its not harmful for them.
You shouldn't do this, when you are taking liver treatment
You should completely stop consuming such things which damages cells of the liver.
This is not a small process its a big process when you are curing your fatty liver.
Or if you have to cure any major disease of liver, so its a big process.
Which can take almost 3 years
During this period if you'll not consume or do anything which damages the liver cells
You'll notice that 100 % your liver will be re-generated.
So the most easiest process to cure fatty liver is
You shouldn't eat Deep fried food, Junk food
People are also not sure about the Oil that which is good or bad for them.
If you can use Coconut Oil, as in its very much beneficial for fatty liver.
Using little amount of Butter is also hot harmful.
Don't use Corn Oil also you shouldn't use hydrogenated Oil like Dalda.
Now remedies, as I said earlier that remedies are very effective.
Within 15 days you'll start getting results & you feel absolutely healthy.
But its a lengthy process, so you shouldn't start consuming alcohol if you start feeling better.
As in one time consumption of alcohol damages the 4-5 days efforts of cured liver cells.
Very speedily you get back to the same stage & if your liver is damaged more than 90%
It gives serious results.
Food items which are bitter in taste are good for you.
For example- Radish as in it has slightly bitter taste
Its very good for your liver, you can take it as a salad.
Or you can have 30-30 ml of Radish juice twice in a day, its very good for your liver.
Consume Spinach, Dark green leafy vegetables as in they are very good for your liver.
You can eat papaya as its very good for the liver.
Eat at least 2 garlic cloves, you can also eat Gooseberry
If you'll follow all these tips then your liver will remain healthy.
If we talk about remedies, within 15 days you'll feel absolutely healthy..
As i said earlier, don't go backward if you want to keep your liver healthy.
That means you should follow the remedies but till they are complete.
So what are those remedies, that I'll share in the next episode.
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The Finger Family Song - Minions, Five Little Monkeys finger family Nursery rhymes for kids Play doh - Duration: 0:52.
Daddy finger, Daddy finger, where are you?
Here I am, here I am. How do you do?
Mommy finger, Mommy finger, where are you?
Here I am, here I am. How do you do?
Brother finger, Brother finger, where are you?
Here I am, here I am. How do you do?
Sister finger, Sister finger, where are you?
Here I am, here I am. How do you do?
Baby finger, Baby finger, where are you?
Here I am, here I am. How do you do?
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SUMMER SURPRISE JIO OFFER ₹149 First Recharge Doubts Cleared FREE DATA For 3 Months (JULY 2017) - Duration: 3:43.
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ALL ABOUT YOSHI'S DOUBLE JUMP | Super Smash Bros. for Wii U - Duration: 5:29.
"120 units" is pretty arbritary, but the resources I've just mentioned translate that number into practical data.
Of course, this doesn't mean "don't ask questions"! This concept is hard to explain this in video format, so feel free to ask for more clarification!
Since the first jab adds damage, you COULD say that it breaks the armor earlier, but my previous statement summarizes this concept better: "knockback never adds up!"
OK, it doesn't sound very long, but look at this next clip.
If you're smart, you might ask, "if it ends immediately, then why do I see the start of Yoshi's Uair animation?"
Well, Lucario's Aura Sphere doesn't have a constant hitbox; there's a few frames between every hit, so there's a little bit of space for Yoshi's animation to show.
The move shown here is Up B.
I totally discovered this on accident.
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Tump Defends Flynn's request for Immunity - 1st April 2017 - Duration: 2:29.
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Dinosaurs VS King Kong Real Death Fight | Kong Epic Battles | Dinosaurs Short Movie For Children - Duration: 1:09:52.
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DIY: Hasenohren, Arme und Beine für dein Amigurumi häkeln - Duration: 14:44.
Hi and warmly welcome to Fluffy's Crochet Corner!
Today I show you how to crochet ears, arms and legs for your amigurumi rabbit or bunny
We begin with long ears. Do a magic ring and insert 6 single crochets.
After you did your 6 single crochets pull the magic ring tight
In the next round do 6 increases
Come out with 12 single crochets
In the next round do [1 single crochet, increase] 6 times
Come out with 18 stitches
Next do 10 simple rounds with 18 single crochets each
In the next round do [7 single crochets, decrease] 2 times
I like to use the invisible decrease technique, which you do as follows
Insert hook into the front loop of the first stitch, then into the front loop of the second stitch
You now have 3 loops on your hook. Pull your yarn through two of them
And then pull it through the resulting two loops
Do 4 rounds with 16 single crochets each
In the next round do [7 single crochets, decrease] 2 times
Of course you best use the invisible decrease technique again
Therefore insert hook into the front loop of the two stitches
Get your yarn through two of the three loops on your hook
and pull it once again through the remaining two loops
Afterwards you do 4 rounds with 14 single crochets each
In the next round do [5 single crochets, decrease] 2 times
Afterwards do 4 rounds with 12 single crochets each
Sew the ears to the head
Always do one stitch into the head and then one into the last round of the ear
And then pull it really tight, so you cannot see the stitch anymore
When you are back where you started
Tie yarn end to the ear and hide it somewhere inside the head.
Next we do the arms.
Start with a magic ring and insert 6 single crochets
And pull tight in the end
In the second round do 6 increases
Come out with 12 single crochets
Do two round with 12 single crochets each
In the next round do [single crochet, decrease] 4 times
Use the invisible technique if you like
Come out with 8 stitches
Do 7 rounds with 8 single crochets each
Ready you are with the arm, you may now cut your yarn end
Stuff a little filling into the hand
and sew the arms to the body.
As you see here, I personally like to see on the legs first and do the arms afterwards, but you may also sew them on now, this is up to you.
Start the legs with a magic ring and 6 single crochets as you are now well used to
Pull tight at the end
Then once again do 6 increases
and come out with 1 stitches
Then do 4 rounds with 12 single crochets each
In the next round do [4 single crochets, decrease] 2 times
At the end you should have 10 stitches left
Stuff just a little bit
From now on you do a small bit in rows
To get the first row, press the foot together like this and do 5 single crochets, inserting hook always through two stitches of the last round
Chain 1 and turn
and do 5 single crochets back
Then chain 1, turn and do another 5 single crochets
This time, you do not chain, but do a decrease by just crocheting on without it,
then do 1 single crochet
and one decrease. I use the standard decrease technique, here, because it is better when working in rows, I think
Ok, so now we have to work our way up.
In order to do so do 12 single crochets in a circle onto the foot as follows:
Start with 3 single crochets at the back
then do another 3 at the side
(no surprises here)
but then you have to work right across the foot like this with another 3 single crochets
(always get one single crochet of the foot on your hook and then work your single crochet around it)
finally do another 3 single crochets on the other side
and come out with 12 stitches
In the next round do 12 single crochets
In the next round do 2 increases at the front, apart from that do single crochets around
this is where I do my two increases
and then go on with single crochets until the end of the round and come out with 14 stitches altogether
Same thing in the next round: 2 increases at the front, apart from that single crochets around
Come out with 16 stitches
And one last time: 2 increases at the front, apart from that single crochets around
End up with 18 stitches
Do 2 rounds with 18 single crochets each
In the next round do [single crochet, decrease] 6 times
Afterwards you stuff the foot.
Now, this is a bit tricky, because the amigurumi will stand best when the foot is tightly stuffed, but it looks nicer when there is just a little bit filling in the foot...
So, you decide what is more important
Then you do 6 decreases to close the leg
When you have done the other leg in the same way you sew both legs onto the body
Last thing we have to do is the tail.
I do it in rose according to the heart on the front, but of course you can do it in any colour you like
Once again you start with a magic ring and 6 single crochets into it
Then increase 6
Come out with 12 stitches
In the next round do 12 single crochets
Then decrease 6
Stuff the tail a little
And sew it to the body
So this is you easter bunny!
Thanks for watching and of course have a nice easter holiday you all!
See you soon on Fluffy's Youtube channel.
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Shark Vs Dinosaurs Cartoons For Kids 3D Shark Dinosaurs Finger Family Rhymes Shark Action Fights - Duration: 1:05:06.
Shark Vs Dinosaurs Cartoons For Kids 3D Shark Dinosaurs Finger Family Rhymes Shark Action Fights
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