Waching daily May 27 2017

NOW, JAMES COMEY IS BACK IN THE NEWS AGAIN.

COMEY STORIES NOW ARE THE NEW "IS JENNIFER ANNISTON PREGNANT?"

THIS NEW STORY GOES BACK TO LAST JULY, BACK COMEY WAS STILL THE

F.B.I. DIRECTOR, AND WE WERE ALL 80 YEARS YOUNGER.

BACK THEN, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ELECTION, HE TOOK THE

UNPRECEDENTED STEP OF HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE TO ANNOUNCE THE

F.B.I. HAD FOUND NO CRIMINAL CONDUCT IN THE HILLARY

CLINTON EMAIL INVESTIGATION, BUT THAT SHE HAD BEEN A VERY, VERY

BAD SECRETARY OF STATE.

BAD CLINTON.

NOBODY KNEW WHY COMEY DID IT, UNTIL NOW, BECAUSE "THE

WASHINGTON POST" REPORTED THAT COMEY BASED HIS DECISION ON A

"RUSSIAN DOCUMENT NOW VIEWED WITHIN THE F.B.I. AS UNRELIABLE

AND POSSIBLY A FAKE."

COMEY, COMEY FELL FOR FAKE NEWS!

HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHEN THE DOCUMENT'S RETURN ADDRESS WAS

"12 ACTUAL AVENUE, TRUTHBURG, REALTUCKY, USA."

( APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )

YEAH, APPARENTLY-- ALL THE STAMPS.

APPARENTLY-- AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS HAPPENS.

THERE'S A LOT ABOUT THE STORY I DON'T GET.

APPARENTLY, THE RUSSIANS SENT THE F.B.I. A FAKE INTELLIGENCE

REPORT ABOUT ATTORNEY GENERAL LORETTA LYNCH ASSURING THE

CLINTON CAMPAIGN THAT THE EMAIL INVESTIGATION WOULD NOT PUSH TOO

DEEPLY.

COMEY WAS THEN WORRIED THAT HILLARY CLINTON WAS IMPROPERLY

PRESSURING SOMEONE TO DROP AN INVESTIGATION-- WHICH, IN

HINDSIGHT, MAKES HER SEEM VERY PRESIDENTIAL.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

YEAH, SURE, WHY NOT?

AND WHEN COMEY READ THE FAKE REPORT, HE BELIEVED HE HAD TO

COME FORWARD "BECAUSE HE FEARED THAT IF LYNCH ANNOUNCED NO

CHARGES AGAINST CLINTON, AND THEN THE SECRET DOCUMENT LEAKED,

THE LEGITIMACY OF THE ENTIRE CASE WOULD BE QUESTIONED."

SO HE DID IT, CLINTON LOST, AND NOW ONLY THE LEGITIMACY OF THE

ENTIRE ELECTION IS IN QUESTION.

SO THAT'S IT.

COMEY FELL FOR A FAKE EMAIL. BUT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

HE LANDED ON HIS FEET.

I HEAR HE'S EARNING $2,000 A WEEK WORKING FROM HOME ON HIS

LAPTOP.

YEAH.

I JUST-- THERE ARE SO MANY COMEY STORIES.

THEY'RE AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ABOUT JAMES COMEY.

FIRST, HE SEEMS LIKE HE'S A GOOD GUY, THEN HE SEEMS LIKE HE'S A

BAD GUY, THEN IT SEEMS LIKE HE SACRIFICED HIMSELF TO SAVE OTHER

PEOPLE OH, MY GOD.

IS JAMES COMEY SEVERUS SNAPE?

ARE WE GOING TO FIND OUT HE LOVED US ALL ALONG?

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

NO?

NO.

I'M BEING TOLD NO.

I'M BEING THOALD, THAT, NO, HE IS NOT SEVERUS SNAPE.

ONE POSITIVE THING FOR THE ADMINISTRATION IS THAT WHILE

TRUMP IS OVERSEAS DEALING WITH THE OTHER LEADERS OVER THERE, HE

IS LESS LIKELY-- HE IS TOO BUSY TO SAY DUMB STUFF TO GET HIM

INTO TROUBLE.

LUCKILY, HIS STAFF HAS STEPPED UP TO DO IT ON HIS BEHALF,

STARTING WITH HUD SECRETARY AND MAN COUNTING HOW MANY BLACK

PEOPLE THERE ARE IN THE CABINET, BEN CARSON.

DR. CARSON DID A RADIO INTERVIEW RECENTLY FOR SIRIUS RADIO, AND

HAD THIS TO SAY ABOUT THE STATE OF POVERTY IN AMERICA:

>> I THINK POVERTY, TO A LARGE EXTENT, IS ALSO A STATE OF MIND.

>> Stephen: YES, POVERTY IS A STATE OF MIND.

NO, NO.

THIS IS TRUE.

DO YOU KNOW IN MANY STATES, IT'S LEGAL TO PAY YOUR RENT WITH

OPTIMISM.

IT'S NOT IN REALITY, BUT IT IS UP HERE.

UNFORTUNATELY, HE WENT ON.

>> YOU TAKE SOMEBODY WHO HAS THE RIGHT MINDSET, YOU CAN TAKE

EVERYTHING FROM THEM AND PUT THEM ON THE STREET.

I GUARANTEE YOU, IN A LITTLE WHILE, THEY'LL BE RIGHT BACK UP

THERE.

AND YOU TAKE SOMEBODY WITH THE WRONG MINDSET, YOU CAN GIVE THEM

EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD, THEY'LL WORK THEIR WAY BACK DOWN TO THE

BOTTOM.

>> Stephen: YEAH, IT'S ALL ABOUT MINDSET.

I MEAN, REMEMBER THE GREAT DEPRESSION WHEN AMERICA HAD A

CASE OF THE BLAHS?

LOOK AT THIS DEBBIE DOWNER.

COME ON!

TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, LITTLE LADY.

WHY NOT LOOK AT THE BOWL AS HALF FULL OF DUST?

( LAUGHTER ) AND SPOOKING OF THE

ADMINISTRATION, WE JUST LEARNED AN IMPORTANT DETAIL ABOUT DONALD

TRUMP.

HE HAS DICHED HIS ANDROID PHONE IN FAVOR OF AN iPHONE WITH ONE

APP-- TWITTER.

JUST THE ONE.

JUST THE ONE.

I GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.

WHAT APPS DID I EXPECT HIM TO HAVE, "WORDS WITH FRIENDS"?

HE MIGHT HAVE FRIENDS, BUT HE DOES NOT HAVE WORDS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND TRUMP IS SUCH CONSTANT AND

ALL-ENCOMPASSING NEWS NOT EVEN DISNEY WORLD CAN ESCAPE

HIS GRAVITATIONAL PULL.

YOU KNOW DISNEY'S HALL OF ANIMATRONIC PRESIDENTS?

YOU KNOW, WHERE THE PRESIDENTS GET UP AND THEY TALK?

WELL, SOURCES SAY DISNEY WORLD WILL OVERHAUL THE HALL OF

PRESIDENTS TO KEEP DONALD TRUMP FROM SPEAKING.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR,

MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO YOU ARE ORIGINALLY, THE ONLY PRESIDENTS

WHO SPOKE WERE WASHINGTON AND LINCOLN, BUT THAT CHANGED 25

YEARS AGO.

NOW, WHOEVER IS CURRENTLY PRESIDENT ALSO HAS A FEW LINES.

THAT STARTED IN 1993 WITH BILL CLINTON.

I BELIEVE HIS FIRST WORDS WERE, "HEY, SLEEPING BEAUTY, YOU UP?"

( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: OH!

OH!

OH!

>> Stephen: BUT TRUMP HAS SAID SO MANY OUTRAGEOUS THINGS THAT

PETITIONS ARE CIRCULATING INSISTING THAT DISNEY'S

ROBO-TRUMP SHOULD NOT SPEAK.

ONE PETITION HAS OVER 14,000.

ANOTHER SAYS, "EVEN CLOSING DOWN THE HALL OF PRESIDENTS IS

BETTER THAN ADDING DONALD TRUMP."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BUT THEN-- BUT THEN WHAT?

BUT THEN WHAT WOULD THEY DO WITH THE TRUMP ROBOT?

WELL, YOU KNOW, IF THE RUMORS OUT OF THAT RUSSIAN HOTEL ARE

TRUE, HE'D FEEL RIGHT AT HOME ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN.

( APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU, SIR.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

KEEP IT LIGHT.

ONE THING'S FOR SURE, IF DISNEY DOESN'T ADD DONALD TRUMP TO THE

HALL OF PRESIDENTS, THEY SHOULD AT LEAST ADD HIS HANDS TO "IT'S

A SMALL WORLD."

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

For more infomation >> Wait... Is James Comey Severus Snape? - Duration: 7:01.

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David Sedaris Is Publishing His Diaries - Duration: 6:49.

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

MY NEXT GUEST IS AN EXTREMELY FUNNY WRITER WHO HAS SOLD OVER

10 MILLION BOOKS WORLDWIDE.

BUT BEFORE ALL THAT, I KNEW HIM AS MY FRIEND AMY'S OLDER

BROTHER.

PLEASE WELCOME DAVID SEDARIS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU?

>> FANTASTIC.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU.

YOU HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A LONG, LONG TIME.

>> I THINK THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU WAS AT LaGUARDIA AIRPORT

AND YOU HAD JUST STARTED DOING "THE DAILY SHOW."

I HAVEN'T SEEN IT BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO BE IN FRANCE.

AND YOU WERE AT THE -- >> Stephen: I REMEMBER SEEING

THRU.

THAT WAS IN 1997, DAVID.

THAT MEANS IT'S BEEN 20 YEARS SINCE YOU AND I HAVE SEEN EACH

OTHER?

>> I THINK SO.

>> Stephen: THAT'S CRAZY.

>> BUT I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOUR PROGRESS.

( LAUGHTER ) AND IT'S BEEN --

>> Stephen: I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOUR PROGRESS, TOO.

>> AND I GOTTA SAY, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

>> Stephen: I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU, TOO.

THE FUNNY THING ABOUT YOU, I'VE KNOWN VERY FEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU

IN THAT I KNEW YOU A LONG TIME AGO WHEN YOU WERE AMY'S OLDER,

QUIET BROTHER.

AND SINCE THEN, YOU'VE BECOME THIS-- WELL, YOU ALWAYS WERE,

BUT I HAVE GOTTEN KNOW YOU, LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD, AS THIS

BRILLIANT WRITER.

AND I'M A LITTLE BIT IN AWE OF YOU?

>> REALLY.

>> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY.

I LOVE YOUR WORK SO MUCH THAT TALKING TO YOU NOW IS NOT LIKE

TALKING TO AMY'S BROTHER.

IT'S A FAMOUS AUTHOR WHO LOOKS LIKE AMY'S BROTHER.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

>> BECAUSE WE KNEW EACH ENERGY CHICAGO.

YOU WERE AT SECOND CITY.

>> Stephen: CHICAGO IS A GREAT LEVELER.

>> IT WAS INTERESTING BACK THEN, WITH YOU AT SECOND CITY AND I

WAS AT THE ART INSTITUTE, AND YOU WOULD KIND OF LOOK AROUND

AND THINK, "SOMEBODY'S GOING TO MAKE IT, BUT WHO?"

>> Stephen: RIGHT, RIGHT.

>> BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW.

THERE WERE PEOPLEY WOULD THINK, "OH, THAT PERSON IS GOING TO BE

HUGE," AND I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

BEING IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME.

LUCK, I GUESS.

>> Stephen: WELL, YOU'VE WORKED REALLY HARD, HAVEN'T YOU?

>> YEAH, BUT SO ARE YOU.

>> Stephen: AND WE BOTH MADE IT, SO I GUESS THAT'S IT.

I GUESS THAT'S IT.

CONGRATULATIONS TO US.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I USED TO LIKE--

>> IT COULDN'T HAPPEN TO BETTER PEOPLE.

>> Stephen: NO.

WE ARE LOVELY FOLKS.

I USED TO LOVE TO HEAR THE STORIES THAT AMY WOULD TELL

ABOUT YOUR FAMILY GOING TO YOUR BEACH HOUSE IN NORTH CAROLINA.

YOU'D HAVE, LIKE, YOUR TANNING CONTESTS.

AND YOU HAVE YOUR EMOLLIENTS-- >> WE ALWAYS HAD A MISS

EMOLLIENT PAGEANT.

WE WOULD GO TO THE BEACH FAIR WEEK, AND YOU HAVE A TAN-- A

COMPETITION TO SEE WHO HAS THE DARKEST TAN.

AND MY SISTER GRETCHEN WINS.

IT WAS-- WE WOULD RENT PLACES.

BUT THEN WE GOT-- WE BOUGHT A PLACE.

>> Stephen: OH, YOU ARE HAVE ONE THERE NOW?

>> YES, BUT THE HOUSES THERE, YOU KNOW, THEY ALL HAVE BEACHY

NAMES LIKE "CLAM-A-LOT."

AND "DUNE-OUR-THING" AND THE "SCHLITZ."

THE ONE WE GOT HAD A DUMB NAME, SO WE NAMED IT TO THE "SEE

SECTION."

I'M GOING TO GET A BOAT AND CALL IT "ROW V.WAVE."

I'M GOING TO PAINT ON THE SIDE, "SEMEN GOT YOU INTO THIS."

>> Stephen: YOUR NEW BOOK IS CALLED "THEFT AND FINDING:

DIARIES, 1977-2002."

FIRST QUESTION, OBVIOUSLY-- DO I APPEAR IN YOUR DIARY?

>> YOU'RE NOT IN THE BOOK, BUT YOU'RE IN MY DIARY.

>> Stephen: SO I'M NOT IN THIS.

>> NO.

>> Stephen: OH, OKAY.

( LAUGHTER ) ARE YOU AFRAID I WOULD COME

AFTER YOU WITH A LAWYER OR SOMETHING, DAVID?

>> I SPENT, I DON'T KNOW,IC LIKE THE LAST TWO YEARS GOING THROUGH

MY DIARIES.

I HAD 164 BOOKS THAT ARE ALL BIGGER THAN THAT.

>> Stephen: LIKE YOUR ACTUAL DIARIES IS 164 OF THESE.

>> YEAH.

AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S LEAK A CRAZY PERSON.

IT'S LIKE TINY HANDWRITING ON THE FRONT AND THE BACK OF THE

PAGE.

SO THAT'S ALL-- THAT'S, LIKE, JUST A TINY FRACTION OF.

>-- >> Stephen: HOW LONG DID IT

TAKE YOU TO WHITTLE THIS DOWN TO THIS RIGHT HERE IF YOU HAVE 164

OF THESE.

WHAT WAS THE LAST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE?

>> WHAT WAS THE LAST YEAR OF MY LIFE.

>> Stephen: WAS IT JUST READING THIS?

>> OH, YEAH.

>> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE TIME TO WRITE IN YOUR NEW DIARY OR

WAS IT READING THE OLD DIARIES EVERY DAY.

>> THAT'S THING.

AND YOU'RE UNDER NO OBLIGATION, BUT YOU COULD READ THAT BOOK AND

THEN YOU GET TO BE YOURSELF.

YOU PUT THE BOOK DOWN AND YOU GET TO BE YOURSELF.

BUT I HAD TO READ THE BOOK AND THEN STILL BE THE PERSON IN THE

BOOK.

SO IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH OF THAT PERSON.

>> Stephen: WELL WHAT, DID YOU THINK-- WHAT DID YOU THINK--

AFTER READING ABOUT YOURSELF, YOUR OWN THOUGHTS ABOUT YOURSELF

AND YOUR LIFE FROM '77 TO 2002 WHAT, DID YOU THINK OF YOU?

>> I WAS SURPRISED HOW LITTLE I HAD CHANGED, I SUPPOSE.

BUT DO YOU THINK YOU'VE CHANGED A LOT?

I MEAN, MAYBE YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE CHANGED, BUT FUNDAMENTALLY,

DO YOU THINK YOU'VE CHANGED IN 30 YEARS?

>> Stephen: I'VE GAINED WEIGHT.

( LAUGHTER ) CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO PEA WHAT'S

HAPPENING, BEFORE I SHOW THIS PHOTO, AND THEN WE HAVE TO GO.

>> SURE.

WHERE WE LIVE NOW, I'M NOT SAYING IT'S ALL ENGLISH PEOPLE

BUT A LOT OF ENGLISH PEOPLE, THEY'LL READ A NEWSPAPER, FINISH

THE McDONALD'S, AND THEY THROW IT OUT THE CAR WINDOW.

SO THE ROADSIDES -- WHERE WE LIVE IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL AND THE

ROADSIDES ARE CARPETED WITH LITTER.

SO I STARTED PICKING IT UP.

AND I SPEND, I DON'T KNOW, BETWEEN FOUR AND NINE HOURS A

DAY PICKING UP TRASH ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

AND I'VE PICKED UP TONS AND TONS AND TONS.

AND SO MY LOCAL COUNCIL NAMED A GARBAGE TRUCK AFTER ME.

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.

THAT'S A FORM OF IMMORTALITY.

WELL, IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

I CERTAINLY HOPE IT'S NOT ANOTHER 20 YEARS BEFORE I SEE

YOU AGAIN.

AND I DON'T BELIEVE THAT, BY THE WAY.

I THINK I'VE SEEN YOU INDEPENDENT LAST 20 YEARS.

>> NOPE.

>> Stephen: A PLAY THAT AIMY AND PAUL HAVE DONE.

LIKE AT LA MAMA, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

GOD I HAVE TO HAVE SEEN YOU.

>> BUT THAT WAS MORE THAN 20 YEARS?

>> WAS THAT MORE THAN 20 YEARS.

>> MORE THAN 20 YEARS AGO.

>> Stephen: WELL, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

>> WE HAVE MAKEUP ON.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: "THEFT BY FINDING" IS OUT ON TUESDAY.

DAVID SEDARIS, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WAY

For more infomation >> David Sedaris Is Publishing His Diaries - Duration: 6:49.

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THE NEW BEBEQ'S WORLD IS TOO AWESOME!🔥| Growtopia - Duration: 5:10.

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