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ATTENTION, SENSE!
Life of an Otaku can be compared to a war, and thinking about it,
our best scientists experts, developed for long 50 years the:
"Surviving an anime event is Bakas" in this tutorial the most diverse situations will be addressed
and their solutions are shown.
This book will take you as far as an Otaku He never came back as before.
So Get ready for a world full different!
Ah!
Before I forget, let us introduce ourselves, I am the General Kaito at your service!
And I'm the Lieutenant Gumi, I will show you the solutions of the problems of the items of the book
Chapter 1: Preparing for the Event
Kaito: To illustrate the book, we will follow the life of Len boy.
and look what he's putting on his schoolbag:
Gumi: Manga, wallet, materials for cosplay, leave a space in the schoolbag,
it will be important, cell phone, umbrella, clothes reservation, camera, portable games, batteries
and chargers.
Garnish your backpack: keychains, badges, chains, other things you want
[Door]
Lilly: Be sure to bring the coat, either get the flu, my son, do not want to spend on medicine!
Len: I'm taking, mother!
But boring!
Gumi: Remember dear reader, the backpack nothing
is the soul of Otaku, observing the backpack, we see that it contains all the tastes of its owner,
then it is fair to use it with their due respect.
Make backpack part of your body.
Take advantage of this wonderful resource that takes things from your home to the event and vice versa,
or you will take all your items in hand?
Chapter 2: Addressing the event
Haku:Are you sure this is where the event is located?
Len: Yes, yes, I remember it was around here close.
Mikuo: There must be a lot of people in a row! It must be there!
Len: I did not say? I knew it was there!
Haku: Umm... They do not seem to be otakus...
Mikuo: Really... This queue is weird...
Len: So Mikuo, asks the queue guy if the queue is right!
Mikuo: Sir, is this the queue for Anime Love Hero?
Person: Anime what? Here the queue to receive Pastor of the Church of miracles!
Hallelujah!
Today, any event that is organized, has a page on the internet with the main information,
such as location, date, value of tickets, etc ... Therefore, access the official page of the event,
and correctly see the location of the event where it goes Be carried out.
Chapter 3: Find the right queue
Kaito: After getting lost, you just arrived at the event location, so we go to the next step
Len: Finally, man!
We arrived!
Haku: We would have come sooner if you I had seen the right address!
Mikuo: Well, let's stop stalling and the queue, right?
Haku: To what is queue is fast!
Len: Really! Very soon we will be close!
"Some time later..."
Mikuo: Finally let's go!
Guard: Tickets please!
Len: How so?
I want to buy tickets!
Guard: You're in the wrong queue, young man, to purchase is that another queue there!
Mikuo: WHAT?
That huge queue?
It must have been about 3.11 mi (5 km)!
Len: All this time in the wrong queue...
Haku: B &% $ lack of slutty, bro!
Buaaaa ....
The queue of an anime event is a show at part, you can experience highly situations
funny, but not everything is a bed of roses, first, know which queue you are,
because nothing worse you get a great place in queue and then find out that the right is the other
Usually the event there are two queues at the entrance: one for early entry and one for purchase
Upon reaching the site, make sure that the queue corresponding to his.
If you have questions, ask, preferably, someone from the team event.
Chapter 4: Little Plates signs
You, my dear soldier who just took a driver's license, think it was difficult
memorize road signs?
You did not see anything!
In anime events are the famous plates They say all, for example:
"Spoiler Bible: Jesus dies at the end"
"2 - Question: The Titans are naturists?"
"3 - Life is made of choices: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!"
"4 - If Jesus saves, what is the Memory Card for?"
"5 - Payback Hugs for 50 cents"
"6 - Help Goku to make Genki-dama"
"7 - Gata, stay with me!
I can not stand to see Hentai and Ecchis "
Is that you? That platelets have you seen?
Comment down here!
Chapter 5: Inside the event
Kaito: Congratulations soldier, you're in event.
But and now?
Len: Finally!
After all this time, after so many hours endless!
I GOT IT!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
Haku: Yeah, but for acting like crazy!
Mikuo: How about we see what's on stage main?
Haku: But I want to see the themed rooms!
Len: And I want to take pictures of cosplayers cats!
Mikuo: I also want to set off with the noobs in the games room!
Haku: I have to buy my manga to my collection
When you are at an event, set its priorities, looking for subjects that suit you.
In the event you always find brochures with programming and a map with the location
of each area, such as stage, themed rooms, etc.
It may not seem, but these leaflets help enough!
Chapter 6: Money is not grass
And ... As my grandfather: "Make Money It takes work, but spend on money on fun ...
Ah ... has just real quick. " And this rule applies to events too, know about what to spend and how to spend!
Mikuo: Ready! I bought all the manga One Piece missing in my collection!
Len: Yeah! I bought one of Nendoroid Hatsune Miku Limited Deluxe version I always wanted!
Mikuo: And I bought all episodes Blu Ray National Kid fully remastered
and extra interviews with the actors
Haku: But ... You kept the money to go home?
You my dear consumerist and capitalist Otaku, which can not only resist to look into
stands with several collections of manga, actions figures, keychains, etc ...
So you must have willpower to not extrapolate your money and have separate reservations
for snacks and driving if you ride the public transportation such as buses or subway.
Chapter 7: It's time to kill hunger
Mikuo: Our man, I'm starving ... :(
Len: Me too! Does anyone have something to eat?
Haku: Ih not look at me! You two have spent all the money on shopping,
Haku: and the money I have barely enough for one snack in the cafeteria.
"Minutes later…"
Mikuo: Payback manga for food!
Mikuo: That's right!
Mikuo: Manga for food!
Len: Noooo !!!!
Len: RETURNS HIS SON OF A BITCH!
Len: MY MANGA, NOT !!!!!
Haku: Remember! They are sacrificing for our survival.
Len: PLEASE DO NOT (Snif) DO IT WITH MY LOVES!!!!
Mikuo: And ... It was good while it lasted ...
As Grandma used to say, "not to empty bag standing "if you do not want the event
end to you earlier by a sudden fainting, so you have to be prepared,
in the event you find an eating area with the most famous brands of food,
from the typical oriental as the famous Hot Dog, but often the prices are a bit salty,
and the cheapest option would be Mupy, but not everyone supports 12-hour event just Mupy.
Chapter 8: Cosplayer is also people
Mikuo: Look there face that cosplay Hinata Naruto!
Len: WOW what Kawaii !!!! 💗
Haku: Let's take a picture with her! C'mon C'mon!
Mikuo: Hi! You can take a picture with you?
Hinata: You can wait a bit? I'm eating, soon you'll get it!
Haku, Go, please, it's real quick, go! Just one!
Len: Your cosplay is too much !!! Let's just take this picture!
Hinata: Let me finish eating, for small favor, OK?
Mikuo: Shit! We came here to see your cosplay and you're tantrum!
Len: Yes, it's true, even the "oppais" it not look like the real Hinata!
[Hits the table]
Hinata: HEI YOUR BRAT, RESPECT ME!
I AM A MARRIED WOMAN!
Len: How is it? The "board" wants to discuss... with...
Len: Oh oh ...
Hinata: rrrrr
Hinata: Gentle Step - Twin Lion Fists!
Despite Cosplayers be another of event attractions, first of all are ordinary people like you and me,
so make good sense, respect the times when they are eating,
going to the bathroom, etc ...
You will not want to get into a mess with them just to get an autograph or a picture ...
Chapter 9: If you do not help, then do not disturb!
Kaito: Your recruits baka, anime event It was made for fun,
but it is serious business for those who work there!
[Music: God Knows Cover]
Haku: And now? We arrived late, is crowded and we get the worst places to see the show
Len: Wait! I had an idea: How about we go up this grid to see the band playing
Mikuo: What genial face!
Haku: Ih ... I know not ...
[Current Noise]
[Music Continues]
Len: What a face view! Haku, you're missing a wonderful view!
Guard: Hey! Two, come down there!
Guard: Get off the grid, you can not get up there!
Mikuo: What? The view here is very good and is packed under his "coppiceman"
Guard: I'm asking politely, man!
Guard: Go down there, it's dangerous and you'll get hurt!
Len: What a lie, man, this is tough, man, look that!
Guard: Do not do that, man! Got crazy!
Mikuo: Opa, Opa ... It's fallen!
Len: That it! Just hold on.....
Mikuo and Len: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH ....
In any event worth its salt has a group organizing them, they are known as Staffs.
They are responsible for organizing and helping the public.
You will see these uniformed people has functions such as organizing queues, inform,
provide security, etc ... Do not be stupid, respect the Staff, they are there for the event
occurs optimally
Chapter 10: Kisses, kisses and Bye, Bye
Every journey ends one hour, but care she ends up not only for you
[Palms]
Len: UHU! Guy, is very good!
Mikuo: Really expensive, the show was amazing!
Haku: Really, it was worth it, but we have to go, we have to get up at home
Mikuo: But with this lot of people will be difficult!
Len: You're pushing and shoving one
Haku: Ah! Hey, who slapped my ass!
Mikuo: Hey, hey ... calm ... Oh!
Haku: Oh no, you'll be trampled... Ah!
[Steps]
At the time of leaving care should be taken.
For example, some people like to go out a few minutes early because usually
a crowd comes out at the same time. doing this you avoid some setbacks,
as a minor delay to leave
Extra Chapter: Results
Haku: Wow man, that boring... The event looked good...
Mikuo: Yeah, everything went wrong!
Haku: Being late, pick the wrong line, spend all the money, we had to sell manga to eat!
Haku: And even more carpet to turn a lot of people who trampled on.
Mikuo: Hey!
Mikuo: Where is Len?
Mikuo: He disappeared after that surround herd us at the exit of the event ...
Haku: He had gone in front... Now we have to walk the walk 4,97 mi (8 km) to the house...
You see!
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Len: (crying) Where am I?
Someone tell me, please?
Haku, Mikuo, where are you?
I'm alone here!
Mysterious voice: Come here little boy!
I will comfort you in this solitude... Sit here in my lap, I'll help you!
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