what's up gamers you guys remember Nicole Arbour dear fat people some people are
already really mad at this video what are you gonna do fat people what do you
do wait what are you gonna chase me Nicole Arbour is a self-proclaimed
internet sensation comedian recording artist motivator and creative person
who hails from Canada and brags about how many views she has on her videos in
her Twitter bio nice back in 2015 Nicole posted a video titled dear fat
people the video went viral we're talking 14 million views on YouTube 35
million on Facebook and thousands of shares all across social media as it
turns out not a lot of people actually found the video very funny Nicole got
annihilated all over social media and her channel even got temporarily shut
down what she claimed was the first-ever case of YouTube censoring a comedian
that's a pretty ballsy claim to make but I digress
Nicole then proceeded to double down on her claims saying if she was a man
people would have found the video funny because clearly the only reason why
people didn't think the video was funny was because Nicole Arbour was a woman
doing some damage control after her video generated massive backlash
Nicole even ended up making an appearance on the view which gave us this absolute
gem of an opening statement from the so called comedian so you know a lot of
people were offended are you surprised do you understand why people are
offended by frankly I'm the most offended by my hair in that video you're
here this is your this is your shot you guys can see what we're dealing with
here Nicole Arbour is what happens when someone thinks they're really funny and
none of their friends have the stones to come up to that person and say hey
you're not actually as funny as you think you are dawg
and look you can't even really blame Nicole's friends because an important
part of being a comedian is just having any sense of self-awareness whatsoever
which she clearly has none of adding on to the lack of self-awareness Nicole
just a few days ago posted another video probably hoping that this too would
offend enough people to go viral but before we take a look at gun control 101
with Nicole Arbour I think it's worth mentioning this video is not the typical
video you'd find from the so called comedian as opposed to the majority of
Nicole's content which generally revolves around pooping on people for
their physical appearance the video Nicole made about gun control
takes a completely different approach I mean don't get me wrong some elements
are still the same I mean it wouldn't be a Nicole Arbor video without a peepee
joke in the first five seconds would it
but it feels like Nicole's pandering here I mean first of all I don't really
know where Nicole got off thinking people give a poop about what she has to
say about gun control I'm not trying to say her opinion doesn't matter because
everyone deserves to have an opinion but let's be honest no one on earth gives a
poop about what the dear fat people chick has to say about gun control or at
least I know I don't give a poop Nicole Arbour's so-called comedy career has been
interesting to be fair she's somewhat of a pioneer having turned YouTube virality
into a career as a stand-up comedian and motivational speaker but then again
raywilliamjohnson did it before she did and with more success I'm just
speculating here but I think Nicole's fade into irrelevance has really gotten
to her she's clearly driven by stardom I mean why else would you list your
collective view count not just on YouTube but on all platforms in your
Twitter bio and as we've seen for ages controversies the best attention grabber
there is it's the exact reason why people even know who Nicole Arbour is in
the first place what better way to get back in the spotlight than to piss off a
poop ton of people worked for Nicole before it's got to work again right well
maybe Nicole's latest video was really
something robots talking back to people and opening doors and if Will Smith
movies have taught me anything and they have welcome to earth this isn't gonna
work out well for us oh we probably need the guns plus the Jews didn't have guns
we all know how well that worked out for them on top of her already poopy
repertoire of jokes Nicole somehow decided it was a good idea to slam down
a nice little Holocaust bit that I'm sure a lot of people are gonna find
completely tasteful and not at all tasteless that's sarcasm there it's gonna come
across as tasteless that complemented by a Nicole Arbour typical editing style
which in case you're not familiar is really just her throwing in her old
jokes all across the video and clips of her laughing at her own jokes because
God knows we need more of that at face value a typical Nicole Arbour video
until you take a closer look and realize that Nicole's objectives of this video are
drastically different than those at the past the Nichole past would poop on fat
people and instagram sluts completely oblivious to her inability to tell a
flippin joke as well as the fact that those silicone boobs sticking out of her
low-cut shirt render Nicole the exact same type of person she seems to so
vehemently despise but what else can you expect from the first comedian in
history incapable of understanding irony and satire we cheer people to and
through everything and they realize the difference between me doing satire the
same way a guy would do it in a movie you're saying satire and i have to tell you something
we're comedians here I watch it and I'm like where is the satire back to the original
point though which is that Nicole's latest video is interesting because in
it she's actually trying to accomplish an objective sure one of those
objectives is to make people laugh something Nicole tries and fails to
accomplish in every video she posts but it's not Nicole's desperate attempt to
be funny which piques my interest it's the fact she's all of a sudden pandering
and she's doing so in a way I feel like I've seen before your husband was a drug
dealer for 14 years he sold crack cocaine talk about protecting black
neighborhoods start at home the protesters are still out in force but
let's be honest they're not protesters there are crybabies with nothing better
to do Nicole Arbour is trying to be Tomi Lahren I say trying because love
her hate her at least Tomi's getting paid by Fox News to sit on TV and serve
as eye candy for the kind of lunatics who buy colloidal silver from the
infowars store and pour it into their kids eyes here it seems like Nicole's trying
to do the same thing for the same audience but her stage is Twitter and
her audience is a group of dudes who are more horny than they are crazy you can't
i hate you whatever your opinion of her might be Tomi Lahren's job is to stir the pot
and rile up people on both sides of the political spectrum
like many Talking Heads in the media Tomi loves to make unsubstantiated
arguments because some people are so lazy they'll believe anything they hear
while others become uncontrollably infuriated by the traction said
arguments tend to gain Tomi tweets out something controversial people on one
side get mad and then people on the other side get mad at people who are mad
it's commonplace not only in Tomi's Twitter feed but
also in those of political commentators across all ideologies and party lines
Nicole Arbour employs the same strategy in her latest video take a complex issue
like gun control cite vague statistics without sourcing or referencing anything
of substance and rile people up against their political opponents in this case
Nicole claimed gun violence is not at all a gun problem and rather a mental
health problem rather than looking at the issue and acknowledging it's
probably a bit of both and then some but let's not get into politics here it was
interesting to see Nicole emulate what Tomi Lahren does on a daily basis
crusading against liberal snowflakes for a few minutes in her latest video it had
me thinkin what the hell is going on so I went on Twitter I scrolled down Nicole
Arbour's timeline just looking for something anything that wasn't some
poopybutt #goteam nonsense where was the spark that ignited the political
fire within Nicole I couldn't find one but then I thought back to the
allegations Nicole once faced accused of abusing her ex-boyfriend and fellow
youtuber Matthew Santoro really sad stuff so I scrolled back to Valentine's
Day wondering to myself does Nicole have a lover does she deserve one I think she
might I hope Nicole found someone who can make her happy ever deserves that
right I mean sure she's kind of a meanie there are a lot of meanies out there who
find happiness we all deserve to be happy even Nicole Arbour yeah even Nicole
Arbour and then I found it one tweet no not that one
oh here it is gun owners and advocates how do we solve the continuous mass
shootings in America how when almost anyone can get a gun please seriously
explain how you think this can be prevented what I thought Nicole liked
guns are you telling me Nicole Arbour's a hypocrite I don't believe it no she
cannot be a hypocrite my Nicole Arbour would never you tell you my girl Nicole
the one who gives everyone poop for flaunting their tits on Instagram that
Nicole would be a hypocrite no yeah guys hate to break it to you but
not only is Nicole Arbour an unfunny untalented dumb meanie
she's also hypocrite but I guess that's to be expected from the person who
gained her fame by telling fat people she wouldn't feel sorry if they off
themselves and then proceeded to make this poop joke on national television
yeah I wanted to do a transparent interview with you guys Nicole Arbor is who we thought she was she
she just so happens to be trying to get into politics now as it turns out having an
audience of 400,000 subscribers isn't all it's cracked out to be when
98% of them are perverted dads and the other 2% are people who have made it
their entire life's work to ensure Nicole never gets a positive like to
dislike ratio on a video until the end of time
Nicole generally disables the comments on her videos but I somehow managed to
infiltrate the comment section and actually get a response from Nicole
Arbour on her latest video you don't believe me yeah I didn't think you would
but guys don't worry I've got flippin receipts baby
I've got receipts so Nicole that's what you get for being a dumb meanie too busy
to even click on my flippin profile before you respond to my comment all I
had to do was look because if you looked you would have realized that encouraging
me to make this video was not in your best interest but to be honest it's hard
to feel bad for you when you don't give a single flip about the people who watch
your videos people like watching your videos because they like laughing and
how poop your jokes are not because the world needs another dumb meanie who
thinks the dumb blonde trope applies to everyone else when it really only
applies to herself and if you somehow still have fans at this point I hope
they watch this video because if they do I think they'll slowly start to realize
that Nicole Arbour doesn't give a poop about being positive or being motivating
or her #goteam poopypants mantra she only cares about one thing Nicole if
you're somehow watching this video kick rocks alright I mean your poop
sucks and at this point everyone knows what you're doing so just leave it alone
and go flippin try doing something else so that's gonna do it for this
video guys I hope you all enjoyed I gotta be honest here alright I'm gonna
be leaving I'm gonna be leaving at the end of April April 27th I'm taking a
three week vacation alright I'm going to visit family I'm gonna be spending
some time with my girlfriend it's gonna be a lot of fun and hopefully I can do
some vlogs for you guys alright but here's the deal okay channels been
growing very quickly we're at 800 (LOL) something subs now we not that long ago
it was October and we I had zero subs on this channel alright but guys we need to
get to a thousand it's been long enough we need to get to a thousand subs so if
you're new to this channel please be sure to smash the like button and
subscribe to this channel a lot of things in the works alright streaming q&a
video with my girlfriend we hit a thousand subs will make the Q&A
video before I leave and while I'm in said location which I'll keep private
until you know it's revealed maybe i'll post a vlog or too while I'm there or
when I get back alright guys we're gonna do it alright end of April we're gonna
hit a thousand subscribers so you can either be there or you can be somewhere
else but I encourage you guys be here and to all of you watching I appreciate
every single one if you alright thanks for sticking around I love all of you
and until next time try not to poop on fat people alright have a great day
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