Mario and Luigi, plumber partners in crime and time.
Loving brothers.
One a courageous hero, and one a cowardly hero.
Their father…..ummm….their father….probably has a moustache?
So Mario and Luigi's parents are quite a mystery.
Who exactly are they?
Well, don't worry, 'cause I think I figured just exactly who Mario's father is, and
he is someone who you have surprisingly seen.
OK, so I was originally gonna make this a theory on Mario's THIRD brother, but considering
several other people have made the same theory, I changed the theory to Mario's father.
So now let's just go through some candidates:
So first off we have Wario.
No.
Hell.
No.
Impossible.
He is seen to have been the same age as Mario and Luigi as he was delivered by the storks
with them.
And, yeah, a father shouldn't be the same age as the child…..
Next we have who MatPat claims to be his father, the Mario seen in the early arcade Donkey
Kong games.
However, it was confirmed by the creators that Mario is the same Mario we have seen
since the beginning, so the arcade Mario is the same as present-day Mario.
And our last candidate, who is obviously the one I'm gonna deem the father for this theory,
is none other than…….Doctor Mario, you are the father.
You hypocrite, PhulaTrox, you literally dismissed the possibility of the last candidate being
the father due to him being the same person, so what's behind this claim?
So my answer has no complicated time travel, or surprisingly the fourth dimension, involved,
but rather, Doctor Mario simply ISN'T Mario.
But why's that?
Well, the answer to that question lies within the Super Smash Brothers franchise, some of
the best games to ever exist.
First off, it's interesting to note that Doctor Mario is different from Mario; Doctor
Mario moves much slower and his attacks hit harder than Mario's.
His description states that he moves slower because of the time he spends working as a
doctor, so he gets no physical exercise due to him constantly being a doctor, but this
doesn't really make sense, 'cause why would he be stronger if he gets no exercise?
Furthermore, how would Mario have enough time to be a doctor if he's busy saving the world
from the clutches of Bowser?
Also, I find it interesting that he looks to be older than Mario.
So I think that he moves slower due to his old age, so it makes sense if he's Mario's
father.
Thus, the final verdict is that Doctor Mario is Mario Mario's father.
OK, that was probably the shortest and most half-baked theory I've ever done so far,
but I think it's still quite interesting to think about nonetheless.
So the next month or so I will be covering purely anime, so it's ERASED, followed by
Attack on Titan, followed by three weeks of only Death Note.


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