WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."
I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
WHO HERE WATCHED THE GRAMMYS LAST NIGHT?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT WAS A GREAT SHOW, ESPECIALLY
BECAUSE OUR FRIENDS JON BATISTE AND JOE
SAYOR WERE THERE WITH GARY CLARK, JR. AND YOU GUYS KILLED
IT.
THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY FUN, MAN.
THE BIG WINNER WAS BRUNO MARS, WHOSE "24 KARAT
MAGIC" WON BOTH ALBUM OF THE YEAR AND RECORD OF THE YEAR.
THAT'S A NEAT TRICK.
AT NEXT YEAR'S EMMYS, I HOPE WE'RE NOMINATED FOR "BEST LATE
NIGHT COMEDY SHOW" AND "BEST COMEDY SHOW IN LATE NIGHT."
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
IT'S A TWOFER.
AND THEN LOSE BOTH TO JOHN OLIVER.
( LAUGHTER ) ( RIM SHOT )
IT'S WAS PRETTY POLITICAL LAST NIGHT.
A LOT OF ARTISTS CALLED OUT TRUMP'S IMMIGRATION POLICY,
INCLUDING CAMILA CALBEYO, U2, AND THE RAPPER LOGIC.
NOT THE FIRST TIME TRUMP AND LOGIC HAVE BEEN AT ODDS.
( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DING, DING, DING, DING.
BOOM, BOOM, DING, DING, DING.
AND THERE WAS EVEN A SURPRISE CAMEO FROM TRUMP'S ARCH ENEMY
AND WEDDING GUEST, HILLARY CLINTON, WHO APPEARED IN A
SKETCH READING FROM "FIRE AND FURY."
THAT MUST HAVE MADE TRUMP SO MAD TO SEE HILLARY SHOWING OFF HOW
SHE CAN READ.
( LAUGHTER ) NOT FAIR.
( APPLAUSE ) BUT ALL THE POLITICS IN LAST
NIGHT'S SHOW UPSET U.N.
AMBASSADOR NIKKI HALEY.
SHE TWEETED, "I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED THE GRAMMYS, BUT TO HAVE
ARTISTS READ THE "FIRE AND FURY" BOOK KILLED IT.
DON'T RUIN GREAT MUSIC WITH TRASH.
SOME OF US LOVE MUSIC WITHOUT THE POLITICS THROWN IN IT."
SHE JUST WANTS TO TAKE US BACK TO WHEN MUSIC WAS LESS
POLITICAL.
YOU KNOW, JOHN LENNON, WOODY GUTHRIE, BOB DYLAN, N.W.A.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
N.W.A., I LOVED THEIR SONG "NO COMMENT ON THE POLICE."
TOMORROW NIGHT IS PRESIDENT TRUMP'S FIRST STATE OF THE UNION
ADDRESS.
HE'S NOT SCHEDULED TO APPEAR IN FRONT OF CONGRESS AGAIN UNTIL
HIS IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS.
( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF )
THE ADMINISTRATION WANTS TO SHOWCASE WHAT THE COUNTRY IS
LIKE NOW THAT REPUBLICANS ARE IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING.
AND THEY MAY HAVE DONE JUST THAT, BECAUSE THEY SENT OUT
THESE REAL TICKETS TO SEE "THE STATE OF THE UNIOM."
( LAUGHTER ) YES.
UNIOM!
( LAUGHTER ) NOW THEY'RE REPRINTING TICKETS,
AND THEY'RE GOING TO RECALL THE OLD ONES, WHICH COULD
BE TOUGH-- I'VE SEEN MEMBERS OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION
TESTIFY, AND THEY CAN'T RECALL ANYTHING!
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I CANNOT RECALL -- ( LAUGHTER )
BUT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, IT'S NOT A TYPO.
HE SAID HE WOULD CHANGE THINGS.
MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE THE FIRST "STATE OF THE UNIOM."
( LAUGHTER ) "MY FELLOB ANERICAMS: WITH
DOLAND TRUNK AS YOUR PREDISENT, EVERY MANG, WOBAN, AND CHILM
WILL KNOW: THE STATE OF OUR UNIOM IS STROG!"
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
SO STROG.
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
( APPLAUSE ) I WANT TO SAY HI TO MY BEAUTIFUL
WIFE MINALIA.
( LAUGHTER )
For more infomation >> The State Of Our Union Is... Misspelled - Duration: 4:47.-------------------------------------------
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is free to leave Manchester United and end his career with LA Galaxy - Duration: 2:25.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is free to leave Manchester United and end his career with LA Galaxy
JOSE MOURINHO says Zlatan Ibrahimovic is free to leave Manchester United and end his career in the MLS.
Reports in America have linked the legendary Swedish striker with a move to LA Galaxy.
While Mourinho says he is unaware of any approach and the player has not yet asked to move, it would be wrong to stop him.
Mourinho said: "Zlatan is in last year of his contract, if – and he said nothing about it to me – but if, if, if that is true
and Zlatan wants a future in another club in another country we are here to help and create conditions to help, not to make his life difficult.
"But the last thing Zlatan told me was he wants to recover totally and help the team.
Ibra scored 28 goals last season including two in the EFL victory over Southampton.
But he suffered a medial knee ligament injury last April at the end of the Europa League quarter-final second leg against Anderlecht.
He was still given a year's contract extension last August when he made it clear to the club that he felt he could recover and contribute again to the team.
The 36-year-old made a comeback between November and December taking part in seven games but looked nowhere near his old self.
He was taken back out the firing line and has been working in the gym to get his knee stronger for the rigours of the Premier League.
Mourinho said: "He is working hard to be fit.
"I don't say he is injured because he is not injured - but he's trying to be ready for the demands of Premier League football.
The MLS transfer window opens on February 7 and lasts until May 1.
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3 Reasons "A Seven-Faced Man" Is Irresistible To Drama Lovers - Duration: 4:46.
For more infomation >> 3 Reasons "A Seven-Faced Man" Is Irresistible To Drama Lovers - Duration: 4:46. -------------------------------------------
What is the difference between the Chaya plates? - CHAYA SKATES TECH TALK | No.5 - Duration: 2:32.
What is the difference between the Chaya plates?
We have a range of plates for you to choose from, with some differences.
The main differences are what the plates are made of, so we have our Shiva plate & our
Ophira plate & these are aircraft grade aluminum. The Shiva is a 7000 grade,
whereas the Ophira is a 6000 grade. What this means is, there's going to be a
small difference in the weight of the plate and also the cost of the plate,
you're gonna see that reflected in the price. We also have our Shari plate,
which is our nylon fiber glass plate. This is a nylon lightweight plate, but
it has fiberglass in there as well for added strength and durability and
this plate is used on our park skates, as well as available for Derby, so it's
super strong & really responsive. Then the angle of the plate: we offer 20°
& 45°, which you can choose either angle in the Shiva or
the Ophira & the Shari just comes in a 20° angle. Then finally the trucks:
There's gonna be a difference in the trucks. The Shiva & the Ophira are
forged and the Shari is casted. Other than that, they share all the
same features, so you're gonna benefit from the PowerToe & the offset toe stop,
which is available in all our plates. Also, all of our plates are set up &
ready for our Dual Center Mount system, but also you can mount these to any
boot. It has the standard mounting holes as well as the DCM mounting holes,
so you can mount this to your boots that you might have at the moment, that you
love & you don't want to change, or if you buy our Chaya boots, you can benefit
from that DCM system, which is gonna save you a ton of time.
Cool, questions, comments, let me know! Plates are a bit of a mindfield so I
understand if you need to know more. Let me know below, thank you!
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