Waching daily Feb 17 2017

So you were saying something?

Oh yes!

Tinder!

Actually I'm on Tinder to find the love of my life.

Oh, you are?

Yes!

Thing is, I'm getting older…

…and my parents keep telling me to get married.

All my friends are married, too! You know about Rahul?

He's expecting his first kid!

So I told them I'll get married.

But not in the old fashioned way.

Not through Bharat Matrimony, Shaadi.com and all that.

I belong to the new generation! So I'll find a wife for myself on Tinder!

Through Tinder?

Yes! You also swiped right!

By the way, your Tinder profile is linked to your Facebook & Instagram accounts…

…so I stalked you pretty thoroughly!

And I'm glad to say…

…that you're a very beautiful and stable girl. Wife material!

And I'm really happy to know that you aren't on NSA either!

NSA?

No Strings Attached.

The girls are really beautiful, but…

…they aren't exactly wife material!

I mean they're pretty, but not virtuous like you!

By the way…

…now that you've come here, I'm assuming your answer is yes. But…

…if you're positive, then I can make all arrangements within a week.

Arrangements?

Yes.

For what?

For our marriage, baby!

Woah! Go slow, ok?

Yes, alright. For — Our — Marriage —

No, no! I meant, let's start from the top, ok?

I always start from the top, not from the bottom!

No, no…I meant, what do you do?

Oh I see!

I'm an illegal immigrant!

Not in India!

You're probably confused because I look really international - Mexican, Cuban, exotic!

Actually, I'm an illegal immigrant in America!

You read the news, right? Immigration ban and all of that?

So, I've developed a plan. It's very lucrative.

First, I'm going to make a passport for Iraq, Iran or Syria.

And then I'm going to enter America illegally.

Those guys will deport me and then I'll sue them!

Yes! I'll get a lot of money! And not in Rupees, but in Dollars!

Millions!

You're really lucky! Your life is set, with me!

My life?

Yes!

My life is set?

Because by the time we start this, we'll be already married!

And you don't have to stress about our child's name!

I've thought of everything!

You're Anjali, I'm Sameer…

…our child will be called "Anjeer."

Woah!

Are you out of your mind?

No…

I love you!

Umm…mosquito!

Listen…

It was really nice meeting you, but now I've got to go!

No, no, no! You can't go!

You know my plan!

Don't go, please!

But you're my partner in crime!

We're like Bonnie and Clyde!

Romeo and Juliet!

Karan Arjun!

Damn, those guys were gay!

Ek Dujey Ke Liye!

You're my partner in crime!

Anjali!

Anju!

Angie!

Alright, you take 50 percent of the settlement money!

Damn!

Shouldn't have called her Anju…Indian girls don't like that.

How much do you plan to sue for?

Baby, please sit!

Ah there's a bag here, I'll sit on your lap later!

Half a million dollars!

Make it 2.

And I know this guy, who makes great fake passports!

Let's do this!

Superb!

Outstanding!

I knew you're the one, when I looked at you!

Oh and by the way, I sleep on the left side of the bed.

But if you want, I can shift to the right side!

Chill!

Ok! And I use the toilet at 7:30 in the morning!

Chill!

OK! Sometimes in the night, too…

Umm…11:30 in the night…

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#Shadowhunters | Due sneak peek della 2x08, "Love is a Devil"! [SUB ITA] - Duration: 1:55.

For more infomation >> #Shadowhunters | Due sneak peek della 2x08, "Love is a Devil"! [SUB ITA] - Duration: 1:55.

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Samsung heir aparent's arrest could impact impeachment trial - Duration: 1:58.

The final hearing in the impeachment trial of President Park Geun-hye is just a week

away.

For a breakdown of how the arrest of Samsung's de facto leader in this massive corruption

scandal could affect the court proceedings, we turn to our Kim Hye-sung.

Charges of bribery are what could end up linking Samsung Vice Chairman Lee Jae-yong and President

Park Geun-hye. Lee is accused of giving money to entities

controlled by Choi Soon-sil in exchange for President Park's support of a merger of two

Samsung affiliates in 2015.

In the impeachment trial, President Park's legal team has argued that the fact Lee Jae-yong

was not arrested last month demonstrated there was no basis for a bribery charge against

the President either.

That defense no longer applies.

But legal experts differ on what effect, if any, Lee's arrest will have on the trial of

the President.

KANG Shin-up, Attorney "The court approved the arrest of Lee Jae-yong

based on new evidence related to Samsung cross-shareholding, Samsung buying a horse for Chung Yoo-ra,...

the IPO of Samsung Biologics, and so on.

The bribery charge itself does not prove a direct link, but it does advance the idea

of a connection between the two that might not help the President.

Of course, it could also somewhat affect the dispositions of the Constitutional Court justices."

But some legal experts say the trial is not likely to be affected by Lee's arrest.

"The charge of bribery plays a relatively small role in the impeachment trial, in which

the President is accused of abuse of power, among other things.

On top of that, an arrest is not a conviction, and the newly evidence in the Samsung Vice

Chairman's case is unlikely to be used in the impeachment trial."

The Presidential Office of Cheong Wa Dae said it remains unclear what evidence the led to

the arrest of Lee Jae-yong, and that the charges against Lee are not related to President Park's

impeachment.

The final hearing in the impeachment trial is set for next Friday, February 24th.

Kim Hyesung, Arirang News.

For more infomation >> Samsung heir aparent's arrest could impact impeachment trial - Duration: 1:58.

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What is a Blog2a - Duration: 0:12.

You've probably seen them around.

But what makes them so great?

Well, blogs are easy to use, and with a few

clicks, you can share thoughts, opinions,

news, anything.

For more infomation >> What is a Blog2a - Duration: 0:12.

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Alan Watts: This Is Only a Dream ( Alan Watts Law of Attraction ) - Duration: 9:49.

You might say that would be a large

variation of individual opinion as to

the nature of the Rorschach blot pattern

and less division of opinion about how

one should interpret muscle path that is

that alone enough to establish a

significant difference between the two

situation especially when you get down

to the micro level where more and more

the molecule ourselves or whatever are

distant from each other you say isn't it

really remarkable that a certain level

of magnification we see this is a huge

distribution of rather formless things

and we can only see what form we make

when we are go down in magnification and

come back to approaching the normal

vision that we see is vastly scattered

blob blob blob blob you'll or whatever

take shape and this is alteration of

magnification anything like

psychological projection

it's very difficult to draw a

hard-and-fast line between making out

sensible pattern in the physical world

of everyday life on the one hand and

interpreting Rorschach blots on the

other seeing faces in Marvel seeing it

is in the cloud and thought

so then what might appear as lines of

continuity between various lives could

be said to be there in the sense that

there are days and of lines embedded in

the cell structure of muscles but there

is always it's quite clear to us there

is something about the projections we

make our faces into marble that has a

kind of illusion to this quite self and

what its velocity want to draw our

attention to is that the same kind of

illusion is existing in our attitude to

the physical world

we're projecting but of course creatures

of like structure will make the same

projection just as we look around here

and clear that we are more or less all

the same basic shape and therefore

probably have the same sort of brains

inside our head

we are projecting a more or less similar

structure upon the external world and

our agreement about that is the same

thing as saying well that's the way it

is but you see how relative that is

it is in relation to having a brain

that's the mothers particular kind

so the Western I maybe action that his

idea about reincarnation is something

more than a fantasy the Oriental the

Buddhist or Hindu very much hope that is

only found in that case it could be

overcome

he can be delivered from a cycle of

futility

only you must understand again you must

understand that too literally

if you want to know what would it really

each on this matter put in a very simple

way to get a book by alexander David

Nail all the secret oral teaching in

difficult to get hold of but somebody in

the country in the publisher it was

published in India but I think Lawrence

Ferlinghetti is going to publish city

like something this girl that book

really goes into this and I call it I

call it the i-told-you-so book because

I've often been accused of inventing my

own unique brand of Buddhism and voicing

it off on the public as being the real

thing

hi just dividing the talk to you see

professor Alexandra david nail that

French daavid hyphen n ee l have email

david neal

so now what becomes interesting in this

is that you will pick out the lines with

continuity between lives up on what

basis

why just in the same way as you pick out

continuity between tone by the way they

interval to each other in which case the

death interval the off interval becomes

the significant connecting factor

between the on interval that's what you

do when you look at patterns and of

gloves on a wall you could play with

rowland hall paintings that way and see

all sorts of things in and it depends

what intervals you find significant that

connect what you call the arm pieces

that you always get off pieces and on

people you've got a kind of mosaic look

into am depressed photograph with a

magnifying glass and you find a mosaic

of black and white dot

and so you can again you can make the

significant connection and as you do you

come out with somebody's face and so in

the in the world are nerves are very

much like the press photograph they went

something impinge upon the retinal of

backdrop of the I its hinges on a whole

lot of rods and cones that are either on

or off with the state of the neuron

disease that is files or it doesn't fire

so we've got this press photographing in

it if you work with LSD this comes they

clear you get a vision sometimes of the

world which is positively point of this

like rotating the silver somehow it

seems as if your nerve ends had been

activated individually and you become

aware of a grainy quality and everything

this could be dismissed as a pure

hallucination but all hallucination have

some basis in our neural structure you

see they may not be experiences that of

of what we call the objective world but

in any experiment that turns your

consciousness on your consciousness your

senses on your senses you will get

curious things happening

just as you might get oscillations an

electric circuitry so it would then be

intervals once again that could be the

significant connecting factors in a

developmental captain of an individual

through a series of incarnation but

there are those intervals are illusions

and the the connection is loosely but in

a sense of illusion to which we

Westerners are not really accustomed

because of the Maya means illusion in a

very complex sense it means also

creative power our magic calculation in

the sense of the calculus that is

difficult for us to understand you see

the notion that the world is Maya why is

it difficult front of to understand that

what is our feeling about saying this is

a dream a projection

For more infomation >> Alan Watts: This Is Only a Dream ( Alan Watts Law of Attraction ) - Duration: 9:49.

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Is this flu season worse than usual? - Duration: 1:01.

>> WE'VE HAD AN INCREASE IN

FLU-RELATED HOSPITALIZATIONS

-- HOSPITALIZATIONS.

>> SO FAR THIS SEASON 136 PEOPLE

WERE SENT TO THE HOSPITAL FOR

THE FLU IN OKLAHOMA COUNTY

ALONE.

MEGAN HOLDERNESS WITH THE COUNTY

HEALTH DEPARTMENT SAYS THE

HIGHEST RATE OF HOSPITALIZATIONS

OCCURRING IN ADULTS OVER 65

AND KIDS UNDER FOUR.

>> IF YOU'RE TOUCHING DOORKNOBS

ESCALATOR HANDLES, ELEVATOR

, BUTTONS, IT'S SPREAD THROUGH

RESPIRATORY DROPLETS, COUGHING,

SNEEZING, LAUGHING.

>> SO IT'S IMPORTANT TO PRACTICE

GOOD HYGIENE, AND OF COURSE GET

THE SHOT.

>> PEOPLE DO REPORT SOMETIMES

HAVING ADVERSE REACTIONS, BUT

THEY ARE NOT THE FLU.

THERE JUST REACTIONS FROM THE

VACCINE SUCH AS A FEVER.