The Samurai Vocaloid himself, Camui Gackpo is a handsome addition to the Vocaloid era
of music.
Produced by the Internet.co, who gave us the emotional Gumi.
But, not only is he amazingly handsome, in the fandom and in many songs, he is one massive
pervert!
And when I say massive...
I mean one, MASSIVE... extra curricular MASSIVE... something on like a calculus scale of MASSIVE.
I'd guess you'd call it infinity, pervert!
If you've ever wondered that, then don't worry, because I've got the answers to your
burning and weird question…
Why is Gakupo Such a Pervert?
This is our discussion today on According to Demo.
If you've heard any Gakupo songs, then you've probably come across some of his more… lewder
songs.
If you're an old fan, you most definitely know he's hiding some deep sexual urges…
well, if it's in song for the world to see, he's not really hiding it!
He's flaunting it for the world to see, and he gave the Vocaloid community it's
fair share of sexual songs… and also pedophilic songs… why is he always singing those songs-
you may wonder.
Well, the answer may shock you- but, in order to answer this, we'll first have to go through
Gakupo's past and see what he is as a Vocaloid.
Camui Gackpoid, released by Internet Co. in July 2008 next to Luka from Crypton Future
Media of the same year- which is why some people ship the two.
His vocal provider is a singer known as GACKT… who is really irrelevant in this case.
Now, what is almost funny, is that when he came out, most Vocaloid fans thought he was
not a Vocaloid, but a Gackpoid- the same happened to Gumi too!
As it turns out- you know the ID at the end of Vocaloid, Gackpoid, Megpoid?
That actually means Identification.
So if you ever wonder what Vocaloid actually means, it means "Vocal Optimization Identification
Database" or at least officially by Yamaha- who has a trademark on the word Vocalo as
well… so there you go!
You know a little bit about Vocaloid.
So, what about Gakupo makes him a pervert rather than just his original personality?
Well, I found something unique to him, and boy, are you going to see him in a different
light after I get done! [apologies]
Most of what I found spurns from his outfit.
Gakubro wears a kimono known as a Jinbaori [pronunciation goof], which is used as a battle
surcoat for samurais.
His katana is actually called Rakuten Miburi (楽刀・美振), which means, Musical Blade
of Beauty.
Every time he swings his sword, music plays.
So yeah, he's a samurai- but how does that make him a massive pervert?
Well, since we went through Gakupo's history, let's go through our own, and see what samurai
were really like, without all of this Hollywood nonsense!
[Hollywood skit]
Here we go back in time to feudal Japan, where
the Samurai, Ninja, and other things you know are awesome were held.
It is here, in the Kamakura period, where the samurai first took its official meaning
under Minamoto Yorimoto.
Samurai, in general, were his bodyguards and made them into the things they were today…
famous!
But, what you may not know, is that samurais have been so betraying over the course of
their existence.
Maybe not by direct harm to their masters, but if you think about it- the only way an
assassination happened a long time ago is if the guardsman or the army slacked off and
allowed it, which was fairly common in military agenda even in the 20th century- and I'm
sure you can find some examples in this day and age!
Anyway, that's not pervy… war is not a perverted matter!
So, why the connection?
Why are we delving deeper over here?
Welp, the samurai, ninja, shogunate's, and even the farmers, and the Buddhists Monks,
were very… let's just say… they banged a lot!
And not only that- they were ready for every chance to start making hanky-pancakes with
people- and this didn't just include wives or husbands, but also people of the same sex,
and even [messing up the words because it's n-n-n-n-nasty!] and even children as young
as 8 years old… yeah…
every day!
According to various sources, here's basically what they all agree to:
"One of these precepts of shudo (abbreviated from wakashudō, "way of adolescent boys").
Shudo encouraged samurai to take on young, male lovers around the age of 12.
Such "apprenticeships" were intended to create strong bonds between established samurai and
future ones.
The sexual relationships would carry on until the boy reached adulthood and became a samurai."
which was around the age of 25 This also went towards Buddhist monks- with
Zen monk Ikkyū writing, "follow the rule of celibacy and you are no more than an ass."
( O~O)
And of course, when Christianity got into the land, there was major backlash against
travelers of the faith!
"Jesuit priest Francis Cabral wrote in 1596 that 'abominations of the flesh' and 'vicious
habits' were 'regarded in Japan as quite honourable; men of standing entrust their sons to the
bonzes to be instructed in such things, and at the same time to serve their lust.'
So yeah, that happened- it didn't help that sex in Japan at that time was a part of a
spiritual awakening…
I mean, technically, in almost all religions it is- but some preserve it while others give
it so quickly that it's like teaching your kid to… anything really, while they're
young enough to be molded… yeah… that does happen to a lot of people nowadays as
well… sad and pathetic in my eyes- but I'm a Christian, so you probably already understand
that religion like these were severely diminished when Christian morals came into be… ironically,
this is also the reason Japan is so into sexuality!
You know it's alright.
Gakubro has been living his own life exactly the way he's supposed to, yet we're the
ones that are questioning his perviness… because, let's face it- samurais were no
different than military enlisted farmers for the shogunate.
Of course, this is only if Gakupo isn't a Ronin, which is a samurai who considers
his sword just a weapon, and doesn't follow anyone, only himself… or who he chooses
to follow, and by how much he is willing to follow- like we all do now in this day and
age.
Listen, I don't like hearing this the same as you, maybe even worse.
But really, we all have to be a little pervy- except maybe keep your pedobear lust under
control.
I think Gakupo has well over 4 songs about underage girls in lewd situations.
Well, the point is, history can surely lead us to a better future, to look at the past,
see what was wrong, what was right, and looking to what we believe today, to what is wrong
and what is right, and see how far humanity has come.
Mainly, just thank God you don't have to fight the Civil War, or be hanged for telling
off the king, or burning just because nations around you hate you- unless you're in the
middle east- or most importantly, not being sodomized by a fat pervert with a katana who
says it will make you spiritually better for it- and… ew…
I can't even get over that… why do I look up this stuff?
I'm ruining Gakupo for everyone now… just gonna keep saying in the comments, "Oh you've
ruined him for me, how dare you, I did not ask for this!"
You wanted to know or else you wouldn't have clicked on the video!
We all know pedophilia is wrong… on a major scale… especially when it comes to child
trafficking, which I really, really, despise every monster who does that to children…
but, we're growing as a world, and Gakupo is just an idol to show us our past, our deepest
perverted natures, the flesh of humanity, for our own good, in order to keep us for
reverting back into that awful state of dying when you're 25 from STD's from a male
prostitute!
I hope I didn't hurt you all… but here's what I found, and if you don't like it-
it's not like I do either!
Just do me a favor, stay within your laws and morals so you don't go against your
conscience… because a human definition of sin, is the aching of the conscience!
Well, I completely ruined Gakupo.
Tell me in the comments if he's ruined completely or not.
And I will release your answers on the next According to Demo video.
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According to Demo What will be next?
I don't know, I was thinking Kaito...
Leon and Lola, I've started their script but I haven't gotten it done yet.
I need to do that.
I also have Lily, Rin, Haku, oh yeah, Tohoku Zunko, and Luo Tianyi... my bea from China...
Oh yeah, China may have also been initiated in this conversation, not just Japan, and
also maybe the Phillipines too.
Well, also... nope, not Russia...
Catch it next time!
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