- [Both] The Super Bowl!
Woo! (cheering)
- Oo, oo, oo, oo! - Go team, go, go!
(upbeat music)
- Oh, football.
The great American, that's baseball, what?
(both laughing)
Oh, football, the big game.
- Except, it's not football like the rest of the world
thinks of football.
- Yeah, like we're the only ones who call this football.
- You don't actually use your feet.
- I mean you do, but like once,
like one person, is like, and they call him the kicker.
- Yeah.
- Punter, same thing, what?
(squeals)
And then so like we gather for like the biggest game
of them all, every year, and we like watch advertisements
on purpose, we're getting sold things,
and like we enjoy it, and then we all get drunk.
So, in preparation for the big game, we're gonna show you
five people that you will meet at your next
Super Bowl party.
- [Nikki] There's a person who always shows up to watch
the actual game.
They know who's playing, they're watching the score,
they're always shushing people,
they wanna fast-forward through the commercials, they made
bets on the game, they're kind of annoying.
- Way too serious.
- They were actually not that big, you know what I'm saying,
until they got the new quarterback, then the quarterback
came in and he like changed the whole game.
- [Evelyn] Then you have the hater.
This person's team did not make it into the Super Bowl,
and they're showing up to watch the Super Bowl just to
remind everybody else why their team should have been
in the Super Bowl.
- You mad, bruh?
It's what everybody says to this person.
- Y'all team bunch a braggadocious, pretty boys,
you know what I'm saying, but we play real ball, all right?
All day, every day, American game.
- [Nikki] There's the eater.
They show up to your party to eat all of your food
and don't bring any.
They brought Tupperware though.
They gotta make those to-go plates.
They'll be the first ones at the grill,
first in line for the drinks, first in line for seconds,
first in line for thirds.
- Just dipping, dip, dip, dip, dip.
- Where'd all the cakes go?
The eater.
Where'd all the hot dogs go?
The eater.
We ain't got any mo' chicken?
The eater.
Y'all got chicken wings?
Y'all never have chicken wings.
Then you have the person who shows up,
sixteen cases of beer, none for you.
Always whizzing around, talking to people
about stuff that ain't got nothing to do with the game.
Sit down somewhere!
(sipping)
- It's always weird being around the drunk.
(gasping)
- Hey!
Since you're up already, give me one.
A cold one!
- Then you have the person who shows up
to the Super Bowl party just to watch the halftime show.
They probably in the back room or the bathroom,
on their phone, on Instagram or something,
(clapping) but let the halftime show begin,
front and center, blocking your view, live-tweeting,
maybe they're on Facebook live, it's the only thing
they care about.
I have been waiting for this moment my whole life!
Hold on, let me live-stream, let me live-stream.
Hey Facebook!
Watch.
Yassss!!
Leotards come through!
- So, which one are you?
Did we get them all?
Let us know in the comments below.
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See you in the next one.
- [Both] Bye!
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