♪♪
♪♪
...PRECEDENT HAS BEEN SET.
MEANWHILE, THERE ARE NEW DEVELOPMENTS IN THE FREE
HAWAII MOVEMENT.
ERIC SYTHE, LEADER OF THE HAWAIIAN LIBERATION
ORGANIZATION HAS DISAPPEARED, THREE DAYS
AFTER STORMING OUT OF NEGOTIATIONS WITH HAWAII
GOVERNOR MAKENA.
THERE IS FEAR THE MILITANT ORGANIZATION MAY RESORT TO
TERRORIST ACTS TO MAKE A STATEMENT.
IN NEW ORLEANS, SECURITY FORCES ARE AT FULL ALERT
AS THE CITY PREPARES FOR THE FUTURESPORT WORLD
CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
♪♪
♪♪
IN RESPONSE TO THE TERRORIST THREAT,
FUTURESPORT SUPERSTAR TRE RAMZEY CALLED THE HLO,
QUOTE, "A BUNCH OF SURFER PUNKS TRYING TO HOG THE
BEST WAVES FOR THEMSELVES," UNQUOTE.
THE LA RUSH ARE THE LONG-SHOT FAVORITES TO WIN THIS,
WHICH PROMISES TO BE THE GAME OF THE CENTURY.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS AFTER THIS WORD.
DELIVERY.
IF YOU COULD JUST SIGN...
♪♪
♪♪
EVERYBODY FREEZE!
[SCREAMING]
EVERYBODY INTO THE MEAT LOCKER.
NOW!
♪♪
♪♪
STATUS REPORT?
TARGET TWO IS IN POSITION
WHAT ABOUT TARGET ONE?
NO SIGN.
DAMN ATHLETES ARE NEVER ON TIME FOR ANYTHING.
COOL HEAD BABE.
COOL HEAD.
THE PHARAOH WILL BE HERE.
WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR HIM TO MAKE HIS...
ROYAL ENTRANCE.
HIM AND TORRES IN ONE SHOT.
THE TRAITOR AND THE SNOOP.
IT'S A GLORIOUS DAY FOR THE REVOLUTION, HUH?
♪♪
♪♪
WISH ME LUCK.
WHAT'S THE HURRY?
PREGAME INTERVIEW.
UGH.
I'VE GOTTA KEEP MY SPONSORS HAPPY.
YOUR SPONSORS?
THEY HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
BESIDES, AFTER THIS GAME, YOUR POPULARITY INDEX WILL
BE EVEN HIGHER THAN MINE.
HEH.
I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE THAT ANYBODY'S
P.I. INDEX COULD BE HIGHER THAN YOURS.
WHAT IS IT NOW, ABOUT 390?
401.
NOT THAT YOU'RE KEEPING TRACK OR ANYTHING.
WHO'S DOING THE INTERVIEW?
IT'S HER, ISN'T IT?
ALEX TORRES INTERVIEWING TREMAINE RAMZEY ON THE
CHAMPIONSHIP PREGAME.
THAT'S GOT TO BE WORTH 15 POINTS AT LEAST.
THE NETWORK PULLED HER BACK HERE TO COVER THE
GAME.
IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE THAT FIRST PIECE SHE DID
ON FUTURESPORT AND THEY WANT TO DO A
RETROSPECTIVE.
NOSTALGIA SELLS, YOU KNOW.
AS LONG AS YOU AREN'T NOSTALGIC ABOUT HER.
ALEX AND I WERE OVER A LONG TIME AGO, SWEETHEART.
BESIDES, JUST LOOK AT YOU.
NOW WHO COULD COMPETE WITH YOU?
NOBODY.
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.
MHMM.
HERE, TURN.
OKAY.
[LAUGHS]
FOR THE PHARAOH WHO HAS EVERYTHING.
♪♪
♪♪
QUITE A CIRCUS, ISN'T IT.
YES, NOT LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
WELL, BETTER GET STARTED.
ROLLING.
OBIKE FIXX, TAKE ONE.
WE'RE HERE WITH OBEKAY FIXX, THE MAN CREDITED
WITH CREATING FUTURESPORT.
YES YES YES.
GUILTY AS CHARGED. HEH.
I UNDERSTAND THIS IS YOUR FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP SUNDAY.
WELL, I NEVER REALLY SHOWED MUCH INTEREST IN
THE PRO LEAGUES.
AND THE LEAGUE NEVER SHOWED MUST INTEREST IN YOU?
THEY DON'T LIKE ME NAGGING THEM.
YOU KNOW, HAVING A CONSCIENCE CAN BE
EXPENSIVE.
SO YOU STILL CONTEND THAT THE LEAGUE DOESN'T GIVE
BACK TO THE COMMUNITY?
OH YES, YES.
IT IS MY CONTENTION THAT THE LEAGUE MAKES BILLIONS
OF DOLLARS OFF OF FUTURESPORT, BUT WITHOUT
THE KIDS IN THE DOWN ZONE, THEY WOULDN'T MAKE A DIME,
SO UH, IT BEHOOVES THE LEAGUE...
ALEX...
WE'RE ROLLING. ... -TO PAY MORE ATTENTION.
IT'S THE NETWORK.
PUT SOME...
TRE'S ON HIS WAY DOWN.
TELL THEM WE'LL GET BACK AS SOON AS WE FINISH WITH FIXX.
NO NO, IT'S ALRIGHT.
I UNDERSTAND.
TRE IS RATINGS.
I AM JUST...
DOO DOO.
[CHEERING]
ALRIGHT!
WOO!
MISTER RAMZEY, CAN I HAVE YOUR PRINTS?
MAYBE LATER KID. LATER.
OH, GOOD TO SEE YOU! ALRIGHT.
ANARCHY, MY GIRL!
CHECK OUT MY BOARD.
CORE STABILIZER. JUST KIND OF TWEAK IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WHATEVER YOU SAY, ME CAP-I-TAN.
WAY TO ACCESSORIZE!
HEY, ANYBODY WANT TO SEE A GAME?
[CHEERING]
TARGET ONE HAS MADE HIS ENTRANCE.
WHEN I GIVE THE WORD, JUST LIKE WE PRACTICED.
[CHATTERING]
NO NO NO, YOU MAY NOT QUOTE ME.
I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING!
SPOKE, I MEAN, I BARELY SAID- SORRY FOLKS, I'M
SORRY, MISTER RAMZEY HAS GRANTED AN EXCLUSIVE
PREGAME WITH ALEX TORRES.
IF YOU WANT YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED YOU CAN WATCH
CHANNEL 90 ALONG WITH EVERYBODY ELSE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WOO, THANK YOU COACH.
YOU'RE LATE.
UGH, YOU'RE WELCOME TRE, ANYTHING FOR, WOOP, TRE,
MY GOOD MAN.
THANK YOU TRE, BUT YOU'RE STILL LATE.
AND IF YOU WANT TO THANK ME, YOU CAN WIN THE GAME.
MY CONTRACT'S UP FOR RENEWAL.
RIGHT.
OH! OBIKE FIXX.
NOW I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD EVER SEE YOU AT A
PRO GAME.
WELL, YOU HAVE TO BLAME IT ON ALEX.
SHE CAN BE EXTREMELY PERSUASIVE.
YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT.
YEAH.
WELL, I'M OFF.
LEAVE YOU TWO TO YOUR BUSINESS. EASY.
HEY, I'M HAVING A, UH, VICTORY PARTY TONIGHT
AFTER THE GAME.
YOU SHOULD COME.
YEAH. WIN THE GAME FIRST. THEN THE PARTY.
[LAUGHTER]
OKAY.
I'M ALL YOURS.
I'LL TRY TO CONTAIN MY ENTHUSIASM.
OVER HERE.
SAME OLD ALEX.
ALWAYS IN CHARGE.
THIS GOOD?
YEAH.
ROLLING.
TREMAINE RAMSEY, TAKE ONE.
TEN YEARS AGO, TREMAINE "PHARAOH" RAMZEY BECAME AN
OVERNIGHT MEDIA SENSATION AFTER CHANNEL 90S REPORT
ON AN OBSCURE GAME CALLED FUTURESPORT.
NOW HE'S CAPTAIN OF THE LA RUSH AND HERE IN NEW
ORLEANS FOR HIS THIRD CONSECUTIVE WORLD
FUTURESPORT CHAMPIONSHIP.
MISTER RAMZEY,
UH, MISTER RAMZEY?
YOU KNOW ALEX, I KNOW YOU WERE TICKED OFF WHEN I
DUMPED YOU, BUT I MEAN, WE HAVE NOT REALLY REACHED
THE "MISTER RAMZEY" POINT, HAVE WE?
CUT!
OKAY, TWO THINGS.
ONE, I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANY MORE THAN YOU DO. OKAY?
IF IT WAS UP TO ME, I'D STILL BE IN HAWAII
COVERING THE SECESSION, AND TWO, YOU DIDN'T DUMP
ME, I DUMPED YOU, DESPITE WHAT YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY
SAYS.
SO YOU READ MY BOOK?
[GUNFIRE]
YOU OKAY? -YEAH.
THIS IS A POLITICAL ACTION OF THE HAWAIIAN LIBERATION
ORGANIZATION.
COOPERATE AND NO ONE WILL BE HARMED.
HILO. GREAT.
ALEJANDRA TORRES.
TREMAINE RAMZEY.
YOU'VE BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF CRIMES AGAINST THE
HAWAIIAN PEOPLE.
AREN'T YOU THE POPULAR COUPLE?
COME FORWARD AND FACE JUSTICE.
HOW MANY?
RAMZEY!
SHOW YOURSELF!
NEW F EIGHT.
RAMZEY! SHOW YOURSELF NOW!
EVERYONE ON YOUR FEET.
ON YOUR FEET, NOW!
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY!
RAMZEY!
ANAR, A BOARD.
NOW I CAN TAKE 'EM.
IF I HAD A BALL.
THAT'S MY GIRL.
COACH?
KAMIKAZE THIRTY EIGHT FLOAT.
IF I PULL THIS OFF, MY P.I.
RATING IS GOING THROUGH THE ROOF.
DON'T BLINK.
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
RAMZEY!
SHOW YOURSELF!
[GUNSHOT]
♪♪
♪♪
[GUNFIRE]
WE GOT A YANKEE. LET'S GO!
[GUNFIRE]
[GUNFIRE]
YOU ALRIGHT?
YEAH, THANKS.
GOOD.
NOW YOU OWE ME.
LET'S GO.
EVERYBODY ALRIGHT?
DAMN!
WOO-HOO-HOO.
[CROWD CHANTING "PHARAOH"]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE LA RUSH!
♪♪
♪♪
TEN YEARS AGO I DID A SPECIAL REPORT ON A MAN
DOING HIS BEST TO SURVIVE A TRAGEDY.
TREMAINE RAMZEY, THE FORMER PRO BASKETBALL
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WOULD WATCH THE LEAGUE COLLAPSE
AROUND HIM IN THE WORST POINT SHAVING SCANDAL IN
SPORTS HISTORY.
A FEW MONTHS LATER THE LEAGUE DISSOLVED AND
RAMSEY STARTED PLAYING A NEW GAME.
A GAME CALLED FUTURESPORT!
TWO TEAMS, FIVE PLAYERS EACH, AND ONLY ONE WAY TO
SCORE: PUT THE BALL IN THE GOAL.
ONE POINT FOR A THROW, THREE FOR A SLAM!
LET'S WATCH.
♪♪
♪♪
TODAY, FUTURESPORT IS THE MOST POPULAR GAME ON
EARTH, AND TREMAINE RAMZEY, ITS UNDISPUTED STAR.
BUT THE QUESTION IS, HAS ALL THE MONEY, GLORY AND
PUBLICITY MADE THE GAME AND THE PLAYERS BETTER, OR
TAKEN AWAY EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS?
♪♪
♪♪
THREE IN A ROW.
THREE IN A ROW.
WATCH OUT FOR JAMISTON.
THE MAN IS A KILLER.
AND KEEP YOUR PASSES CRISP.
AND REMEMBER, TEAM FIRST.
THAT MEANS YOU, TOO, TRE.
TEAM IS WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT, COACH.
JET, I WANT YOU TO COVER BLAKE.
WOAH, HOLD ON COACH WAIT A MINUTE, FORGET IT.
BECKER'S MINE.
JET'S GONNA HANDLE BLAKE.
I WANT YOU TO SAVE YOURSELF FOR OFFENSE.
DON'T WORRY Z, I CAN HANDLE HIM.
DON'T YOU MEAN FONDLE HIM?
[CHUCKLES]
HEY!
LET'S GET IT DONE.
COME ON!
[CHEERING]
TRE?
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANY MORE INTERVIEWS.
YOU SAW THE STORY?
YEAH, YOU THINK I SOLD OUT.
WELL NOT ONLY YOU.
EVERYBODY.
FUTURESPORT USED TO MEAN SOMETHING.
NOW IT'S JUST A SHOW.
GLOSS FOR PEOPLE TO STAY GLUED TO THEIR VIDWALLS.
NOW YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE FIXX.
WELL YOU KNOW, THE STORY THAT I DID WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE ABOUT HIM.
UH, HE INVENTED THE GAME TO KEEP PEACE BETWEEN THE
DOWN ZONER GANGS.
AND YOU FOCUSED ON ME INSTEAD.
YEAH, WELL I WENT FOR THE RATINGS, OKAY?
YEAH, WELL THANK YOU.
IT MADE ME A STAR.
SERIOUSLY.
WOULD, WOULD YOU HAVE BEEN HAPPIER IF I'D HAVE SAID
NO TO THE LEAGUE, ALEX? SAID NO TO THIS?
THE MONEY, THE FAME, THE GLORY? EVERYTHING?
I WISH I KNEW.
I REALLY WISH I KNEW.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MESDAMES ET MESSIEURS,
IT'S TIME TO PLAY FUTURESPORT!
♪♪
♪♪
TONIGHT, THE WORLD'S GREATEST TEAMS, THE LA
RUSH AND BERLIN GRIFFINS GO HEAD TO HEAD IN
CHAMPIONSHIP 2025.
ALRIGHT, TIME NOW FOR THE TRADITIONAL TEAM CAPTAINS
MEET AND GREET, WHERE EACH BIDS THE OTHER BEST
WISHES FOR A GOOD GAME.
HEY PHARAOH.
HEARD ABOUT YOUR LITTLE RUN-IN WITH HILO.
I HOPE YOU SAVED ENOUGH FOR THE GAME.
MORE THAN ENOUGH TO TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL, BEANPOLE.
WELL WHO KNOWS, STUBBY.
MAYBE IT'S MY TURN TO TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO.
STUBBY. THAT'S, THAT'S GOOD.
DID YOU THINK OF THAT ONE YOURSELF BECKER?
THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH. -LET'S GET IT ON, BABY
YOUR MAMA.
THESE TWO TEAMS ARE REALLY EVENLY MATCHED.
BOTH TEAMS HAVE STELLAR OFFENSES, BOTH
TEAMS HAVE BRUTAL DEFENSES, BUT MOST
IMPORTANTLY, BOTH TEAMS HAVE SUPERSTARS PLAYING
FLYER.
AND FOR LA, THE GAME'S TOP SCORER AND WORLD'S MOST
POPULAR ATHLETE, TREMAINE RAMZEY.
HIS NEMESIS, THE YOUNG SUPERSTAR OUT OF NOTRE
DAME, BLAKE BECKER.
NOW THIS COULD BE RAMZEY'S LAST SEASON.
NOW YOUNG BECKER WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO
TAKE THE PHARAOH'S PLACE AT THE TOP OF THE WORLD'S
POPULARITY INDEX.
SO, IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS.
THE PHARAOH VERSUS THE YOUNG CONTENDER IN A
BATTLE FOR THE CROWN.
AND LISTEN TO THAT.
THE CROWD LOVES THESE TWO SUPERSTARS.
NOW HERE COMES THE RACE TO THE JET-IN.
AND HERE WE GO.
BECKER'S IN POSSESSION AND UNDER GAME RULES HAS FIVE
SECONDS TO PASS THE BALL BEFORE IT BECOMES
ELECTRIFIED.
AND PASS HE DOES TO GRIFFINS VETERAN CARL
VUNSCH WHO LOOKS WIDE OPEN.
WHERE'S THE RUSH DEFENSE ON THAT?
WOW.
RUSH FLYER JET YUEN SPILLS INTO HIS PATH AND
INTERCEPTS.
HO HO HO BABY, WHAT A GUTSY MOVE FOR A NEW FLYER.
LOOKING FOR A PASS, AND IT GOES TO RAMZEY NOW.
HE'S UP, AND HE TAKES A SHOT, AND IT'S GOOD. YES!
THIS IS JET YUEN'S FIRST SEASON WITH THE RUSH.
SHE HAILS FROM SINGAPORE IN THE PAN-PACIFIC
COMMONWEALTH.
[CHEERING]
GONNA BE A LONG DAY, ROOK.
♪♪
[CHEERING]
♪♪
FIRST HALF ACTION HAS BEEN FAST AND BRUTAL WITH THE
GRIFFINS OUT IN FRONT OF THE RUSH.
THEY'VE GOT TO START DOING SOME TEAMWORK IF
THEY EVER WANT TO CATCH UP BEFORE THE HALF.
ALRIGHT, ACTION CONTINUES.
JET PASSES OFF TO TRE, WHAT ELSE IS NEW THERE?
AND THE GRIFFIN DEFENSE NEEDS TO STOP THEM.
TRE TAKES A HIT BUT FIRES THE BALL.
AND THERE IT IS.
TRE RAMZEY SCORES HIS FIVE HUNDREDTH POINT, PUTTING
HIM SEVENTEEN POINTS AWAY FROM BREAKING HIS OWN
SCORING RECORD.
VUNSCH HAS THE BALL NOW, DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR
BECKER, BUT HE CAN'T GET TO HIM.
HERE COMES THE RUSH BLOCKER, OH!
HE EVADES AS THE BALL STARTS TO SPARK.
HE'S OPEN BUT STILL AWAY FROM THE GOAL.
CAN HE RIDE THE LIGHTNING?
NO!
VAUSCH GETS SPARKED FOR A FIVE SECOND HOLD.
IF HE'D BEEN ABLE TO KEEP A GRIP AND RIDE THE
LIGHTNING, HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN THE SLAM THERE.
GIMME THE BALL!
RAMZEY'S GOT POSSESSION AND HE WON'T PASS THE BALL!
DAMN IT.
IT SEEMS LIKE TRE'S MORE INTERESTED IN HIS OWN
RECORD THAN TEAMWORK NOW, AND THE JUMP IN SCORES!
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING OUT THERE?
I TOLD YOU TO LET JET HANDLE BECKER.
WE'RE ONLY DOWN BY NINE, COACH
YEAH, WELL WE SHOULD BE UP BY TWENTY.
BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE SAW THE PHARAOH TRY TO GRIP
OUT A ZAP, BUT THEN TRE'S GAME'S CHANGED A LOT IN
THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS, AND SOME WOULD SAY, NOT
FOR THE BETTER.
SECOND HALF PLAY RESUMING NOW AND PROMISES THE KIND
OF SUIT THAT WE'D EXPECT, WITH SUPERSTARS LIKE
RAMZEY AND BECKER.
♪♪
UH OH, RAMZEY'S GOT "HATCHET" JACK JAMISTON ON
HIS TAIL NOW.
JET YUEN WILL ACCEPT THE PASS AND DRAW THE HEAT,
BUT RAMZEY ISN'T PASSING, AND HERE COMES TROUBLE!
OHOHO! JET YUEN KAMIKAZE'D JAMISTON PUTTING RAMZEY IN
THE CLEAR.
YES! TRE SCORES AGAIN.
HE'S ONLY A SLAM AWAY FROM A LOOSE SCORING RECORD.
HEY, YOU SHOULD'VE PASSED. I WAS OPEN.
DID I SCORE? I SCORED.
AND RAMSEY'S GOAL TIES THE SCORE AT 65 WITH SECONDS
TO GO.
THE RUSH REALLY COMING ON STRONG NOW.
HERE'S THE DECIDING PLAY.
GRIFFIN'S BALL.
STOLEN BY RUSH BLOCKER TOM MAYHEW, NO WONDER HE'S
CALLED MAYHEM.
HE NOW PASSES OFF TO RAMZEY ON THE WHIP.
JET YUEN IS IN PERFECT POSITION TO ACCEPT THE
PASS.
ONCE AGAIN, RAMZEY BLOWS BY HER.
WHAT IS THIS?
HE WANTS THE WINNING POINTS FOR HIMSELF!
HERE COMES THE GRIFFIN DEFENSE.
WHAT A MOVE!
RAMZEY'S OPEN.
ALL HE NEEDS IS ONE TO WIN.
THE FIVE SECOND CLOCK EXPIRES.
TRE IS TRYING TO RIDE THE LIGHTNING.
UGH!
TURNOVER RAMZEY!
NO!
THE BALL IS SCOOPED UP HARD, DOWN TO VUNSCH.
AND HERE COMES VUNSCH, AND HE SCORES!
HO HO, THE GRIFFINS WIN!
FUCK!
AND WHAT A MAJOR UPSET HERE TODAY.
[CHEERING]
HEY!
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TWEAK MY PORT STABILIZER.
NICE JOB! I HAD NO SPEED!
WHAT?
I HAD NO SPEED!
IT IS YOUR DAMN FAULT!
YOUR PORT STABE'S PURRING!
THEN EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED OUT THERE?
UGH!
CHECKED A MIRROR LATELY?
OH, NICE JOB, JET, YOU SHOULD TALK!
YEAH.
GREAT GAME!
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS.
WE EARNED THIS WIN AND HERE'S THE PROOF!
OI, OI!
I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS VICTORY TO THE PEOPLE OF
PAN-PACIFIC COMMONWEALTH.
AND EVERYONE AT HOME IN AUSTRALIA.
ANY COMMENT ON THE GROWING TENSIONS BETWEEN THE COMM
AND THE NORTH AMERICAN ALLIANCE?
NO WORRIES.
THE WAY I SEE IT, YOU YANKS STOP STICKING YOUR
BEAKS WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG AND EVERYTHING
WILL BE PEACHY.
OTHERWISE THE COMM'S GOING TO FRICKIN' DO TO YOU WHAT
I DID TO MAYHEM.
YOU TELL THAT CHEATING AUSSIE SON OF A BITCH THAT
IF HE WANTS A PIECE OF ME HE FREAKIN' KNOWS WHERE TO
FIND ME.
THEY'VE GOT AN EXPRESSION IN GERMANY: ALL IS GLISSEN
IS NICHT NECESSARILY GELT.
I THINK THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP WHAT HAPPENED HERE TODAY.
HEY MOM, WE WON! HEH.
NO COMMENT -TRE...
I SAID NO COMMENT!
AND THAT ENDS OUR COVERAGE FOR THIS EVENING.
♪♪
WHAT?
NO VICTORY PARTY?
NO DANCING GIRLS?
NOTHING?
DIDN'T YOU SEE THE GAME?
YEAH MAN, I SAW IT.
HURT MY EYES.
OH, I COULD TELL YOU TRE, IF YOU WAS TO PLAY LIKE
THAT IN THE DOWN ZONE, YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE MADE IT OFF
THE COURT ALIVE.
YEAH, WELL I DON'T PLAY IN THE DOWN ZONES ANYMORE.
TRUE.
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
YOU KNOW SOMETIMES, TRE, YOU CAN GO UP SO HIGH YOU
CAN'T SEE THE GROUND ANYMORE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME BACK TO THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD A BIT.
IT MIGHT JOG YOUR MEMORY AS TO WHAT REALLY MATTERS.
AND WHAT DOESN'T.
♪♪
♪♪
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?
COME ON BABY, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
LOOK, I'LL GET BACK TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN NEXT
SEASON, ALRIGHT?
AND THEN AT THAT VICTORY PARTY, I'LL ANNOUNCE OUR
ENGAGEMENT.
IT'LL BE EXACTLY LIKE WE PLANNED, JUST ONE SEASON
LATER.
YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER SEASON.
IF I MARRY YOU NOW, MY P.I.
RATING WILL GO INTO THE SEWER, AND THAT IS ONE
PLACE I DO NOT INTEND TO GO.
LORELEI HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.
DOWN.
AHA!
TEAM PLANE'S ABOUT READY TO LEAVE FOR HOME.
YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?
[LAUGHING]
NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.
OPEN!
♪♪
♪♪
HELLO EDGAR.
WELCOME BACK MISTER RAMZEY.
THERE'S A LATE SUPPER HEATING IN THE OVEN.
YOUR PERSONALIZED NEWS CLIPS ARE READY FOR
VIEWING, AND YOUR POST-GAME CHAMPAGNE IS
CHILLING IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
WE LOST, EDGAR.
SLINGS AND ARROWS, SIR.
SLINGS AND ARROWS.
YOU HAVE MY SYMPATHY.
I TAKE IT MISS LORELEI WON'T BE JOINING US?
LOST HER TOO.
WE BROKE UP.
MISS ANARCHY ANTICIPATED THAT POSSIBILITY WHEN SHE
UPGRADED MY PROGRAMMING LAST MONTH.
SOMETHING TO DO WITH "SAVING THE GENE POOL."
WERE YOUR ROMANCE TO FAIL, I'M INSTRUCTED TO PLAY THE
FOLLOWING RECORDING.
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE JUST FOUR LITTLE WORDS COULD
BRING ME SO MUCH PLEASURE, BUT HERE THEY ARE:
I TOLD YOU SO.
I WILL REMOVE MISS LORELEI'S NAME FROM THE
AUTHORIZED ENTRY LIST.
AH, WHAT A GOOD IDEA.
MIGHT AS WELL PLAY MY MESSAGES.
YOU SUCK RAMZEY!
[ANGRY CROWD NOISES]
CUT!
GIVE ME SOMEBODY I KNOW.
MISTER RAMZEY, ALL OF US HERE AT OHM FORCE
SPORTSWEAR WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW MUCH WE
APPRECIATED YOUR EFFORTS AS OUR SPOKESMAN THIS PAST
SEASON.
HOWEVER, WE ALSO WANT TO EXPRESS OUR DEEP CONCERN-
NEXT!
HI TRE! [GIGGLING]
I GUESS YOU'RE HOME LICKING YOUR WOUNDS RIGHT NOW.
AWW! [GIGGLING]
BUT UH, ME AND ANITA AND SHONTEL HERE, WE'RE
PLANNING TO PARTY!
ON SECOND THOUGHT I COULD JUST...
GIVE ME A SUMMARY OF THE REST OF THE CALLS, PLEASE.
YOU HAVE SEVEN ADDITIONAL MESSAGES.
THREE FROM YOUR AGENT, ONE FROM YOUR LAWYER, TWO FROM
YOUR SPONSORS, AND ONE CALL FROM MISS TORRES.
ALEX?
PLAY THAT ONE.
TRE. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
TOMORROW, GAME TIME.
39-14.
♪♪
♪♪
YOU THERE! MOVE ALONG.
TRE! HI, I'M GLAD YOU REMEMBERED.
39 POINTS, 14 ASSISTS.
MY STATS THE DAY YOU CAME DOWN TO DO YOUR
DOCUMENTARY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
I COULD NEVER FORGET.
WANNA WALK?
YEAH.
YOUR MESSAGE.
YOU SAID IT WAS IMPORTANT.
YEAH, IT'S THE HLO.
LOSERS.
WHAT ABOUT THEM?
I WOULDN'T WRITE THEM OFF SO FAST.
WHEN I WAS CALLED BACK TO THE MAINLAND, I WAS
RESEARCH AND REPORT ON THE HAWAIIAN SEPARATIST
MOVEMENT, AND TRE, THE HLO IS DANGEROUS.
I MEAN EVEN THE PEOPLE INSIDE THE MOVEMENT ARE
AFRAID OF IT.
[MECHANICAL NOISES]
I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST STRICTLY SMALL-TIME BAKAS.
WELL, MAYBE A FEW YEARS BACK, BUT UH, THINGS ARE
CHANGING.
THEY GOT MONEY, AND A LOT OF IT.
LETS TAKE HIM. -WAIT.
LET'S SEE HOW MUCH HE KNOWS.
THEY'RE BUILDING UP WITH SOMETHING.
SOMETHING BIG.
AND THAT ATTACK ON US WAS THEIR FIRST MOVE TO SHOW
PEOPLE THEY MEAN BUSINESS.
HEH. I KNOW THAT LOOK.
WHAT LOOK?
THAT LOOK -WHAT?
THAT RIGHT THERE.
YOU'RE PLANNING ON GOING UP AGAINST THEM.
WELL, I NEED YOUR HELP.
SEE, THE NETWORK DOESN'T WANT TO RUN MY PIECE.
THEY SAY IT'S TOO POLITICAL AND POLITICS
DOESN'T SELL AIRTIME.
YEAH, BUT I DO?
WELL, YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT HAWAIIANS
IN THE COUNTRY.
ALEX, I'M A QUARTER HAWAIIAN. A QUARTER.
YEAH -THE ONLY TIME THAT I EVER GO TO THE ISLANDS IS
FOR THE ALL-STAR GAME. THAT'S IT.
YEAH, BUT YOU STOOD UP TO THEM TWICE.
REMEMBER YOU CALLED THEM A BUNCH OF PUNKS ON THE AIR?
HUH? YEAH? YEAH?
AND WHEN THEY TRIED TO GET YOU BACK, YOU MADE THEM
LOOK LIKE IDIOTS.
LOOK, IF YOU AGREE TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST THEM, I
GET MY AIRTIME AND WE CAN FORCE PEOPLE TO PAY
ATTENTION, OKAY?
AND MAYBE UH, HELP PREVENT WHATEVER HILO'S PLANNING
AND SAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE'S LIVES.
THAT'S ENOUGH. LET'S TAKE HIM.
YOU KNOW, I'VE MISSED THIS.
THIS WHAT?
THIS.
THE ENERGY, THE CAUSES, THE PURSUIT OF TRUTH,
JUSTICE, AND THE NORTH AMERICAN WAY.
SO YOU'LL DO IT?
LOOK OUT!
[EXPLOSION]
FIXX?
EASY MAN.
THE 'LANCE IS ON ITS WAY.
TRE?
TRE?
MM.
I HAVE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN.
AND ALL THE ANGELS LOOK LIKE ALEX.
MUST BE THE DRUGS.
[LAUGHING]
I'M GLAD YOU'RE OKAY.
THANKS TO YOU.
I SUPPOSE THAT GRENADE WAS HILO'S VERSION OF VIEWER
FEEDBACK, HUH.
EVERYONE'S A MEDIA CRITIC, HUH?
[LAUGHING]
SO, WHEN DO WE DO OUR STORY?
WE DON'T.
THE HLO BEAT US TO THE PUNCH.
THEY JUST LAUNCHED A WHOLE NEW BOMB CAMPAIGN.
MOSTLY ON THE ISLANDS.
MILITARY BASES, GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS.
THE WORKS.
I'M NOT EXACTLY SPREADING SUNSHINE, AM I?
GOOD NEWS NEVER REALLY WAS YOUR SPECIALTY.
WELL, I PROMISE NEXT TIME WE GET TOGETHER, I WON'T
BE SO DEPRESSING.
HM. THERE'S GONNA BE A NEXT TIME?
I GUESS THAT'S UP TO YOU.
ALEX, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
♪♪
FUTURESPORT SUPERSTAR TREMAINE RAMZEY WAS
RELEASED FROM SOUTHLAND HOSPITAL TODAY AFTER
NARROWLY ESCAPING AN HLO TERRORIST ATTACK.
MEANWHILE IN HONOLULU, GOVERNER MAKENA HAS ASKED
FOR FEDERAL TROOPS TO HELP BATTLE THE HILO
TERRORISM.
THE PAN-PACIFIC COMMONWEALTH HAS RESPONDED
BY THREATENING TO INTERVENE MILITARILY TO
PROTECT SEPARATISTS.
STAY TUNED FOR HAWAIIAN CRISIS DAY THREE.
♪♪
♪♪
HEY HEY, HOW'S IT GOING HOW YOU DOING?
ALRIGHT IT'S COOL. I'VE GOT IT, I GOT IT. I'LL HANDLE IT.
I WANT YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR, ALRIGHT?
SPREAD THE WORD.
I'M GOING TO DO A LITTLE AUTOGRAPH SESSION HERE,
HALF AN HOUR.
ONE PRINT, ONE GRAPH PER PERSON.
AND WHEN YOU FIND FIXX, TELL HIM I WANT TO TALK TO
HIM, ALRIGHT?
GOOD. SCATTER.
YOU GUYS PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, YOU CAN GET SOME
AUTOGRAPHS TOO.
IT'S A JOKE.
IF I CATCH YOU SELLING THIS THING ON THE NET, I'M
PERSONALLY GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN AND KICK YOUR BUTT,
ALRIGHT?
MISTER TRE!
VIACE!
I GOT BIZ.
THAT MEANS EVERYBODY.
YES MAN, SCATTER.
WALK, MAN.
I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME AND ALEX OUT
THE OTHER NIGHT.
I OWE YOU.
YEAH, MAN.
I COULDN'T LET YOU GET KILLED IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
WOULD'VE MADE ME LOOK BAD, MAN.
I SEEM TO DO THAT A LOT, DON'T I?
YEAH -MAKE YOU LOOK BAD.
HEY MISTER FIXX!
I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER, IF YOU'D BEEN THE ONE IN
ALEX'S SPECIAL, MAYBE YOU'D BE THE STAR INSTEAD OF ME.
HEH, MAYBE, IF I WOULD'VE WANTED IT.
BUT SEE, THAT'S NOT WHAT FUTURESPORT WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE ABOUT.
SO, WHAT I MAN CAN DO FOR YOU?
I GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH HILO.
WHAT?
I GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH HILO, AND I NEED YOUR
HELP.
SEE I'M COOL.
I'VE GOT LEAGUE SECURITY WATCHING MY BACK, SO I'M COVERED.
BUT ALEX, -SHE GOT NOBODY.
YEAH.
SO I WAS HOPING MAYBE YOU CAN KEEP AN EYE ON HER FOR ME.
YOU KNOW, HIRE SOME RONIN IF YOU HAD TO.
I'LL SUPPLY THE ONES AND ZEROES, MAN.
WHATEVER IT TAKES. -NO, NO, NO.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'VE GOT THAT KIND
OF PULL, MAN?
THIS IS DOWNZONE.
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU'RE THE MAN.
TRUE. ALRIGHT.
LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
THE DEAL IS YOU HAVE TO COME BACK AROUND MORE OFTEN.
DEAL.
FROM THE WOMB TO THE TOMB.
THANKS.
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♪♪
[GRUNTING]
[SCREAMING]
HOW'S IT?
OH, NOT BAD, NOT BAD AT ALL.
OUR SPONSORS WERE VERY GENEROUS, KEAHI.
TEN MILLION EUROS TO COVER OUR LA OPERATIONS, AND
THAT, MY LOVE, IS ALL UNTRACEABLE.
[MUFFLED ELECTRONIC VOICE]
WHAT THE...
YOU LOSE SOMETHING?
LISTEN HALA, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUT UH,
I KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM, AND YOU SHOULD TOO!
YOU SEE, THIS IS MY NEIGHBORHOOD YOU'RE
PLAYING IN.
I DON'T LIKE UNINVITED GUESTS.
LET ME GUESS.
OBIKE FIXX.
I WAS HOPING TO GET A CHANCE TO TALK TO YOU.
WELL, YOU BETTER TALK QUICK.
GOVERNOR MAKENA WAS THE LATEST VICTIM OF VIOLENCE
IN HONOLULU WHEN HIS MOTORCADE WAS AMBUSHED ON
HIS WAY TO NEGOTIONS WITH HLO LEADERS.
MEANWHILE, HAWAIIAN SEPARATISTS, DEFYING THE
RECENT RESULTS OF POPULAR ELECTIONS, HAVE ISSUED A
DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
MISTER RAMAZEY, YOU HAVE A VISITOR.
LET HER IN PLEASE, EDGAR.
HEY!
HEY.
WELCOME.
I ASSUME YOU HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR THE DOWNZONERS
THAT HAVE BEEN SHADOWING ME FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS?
WHAT? SOMEONE'S BEEN SHADOWING YOU?
MHMM.
WELL I'LL JUST... WOOO!
I DON'T NEED BABYSITTING, TRE.
YOU KNOW THAT'S THE EXACT SAME THING I SAID TO THE
LEAGUE WHEN THEY SENT ME MY BODYGUARDS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY TOLD ME?
WHAT?
THEY SAID "YOU'RE TOO VALUABLE TO RISK."
WELL THAT'S SWEET OF THEM.
MHMM.
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
SPICY PHARAOH ROLLS.
SPICY PHARAOH ROLLS?
WHAT IS THAT?
IT'S A SECRET. FOR ME TO KNOW AND FOR YOU TO FIND OUT.
I DUNNO.
ARE YOU AFRAID?
ALEX TORRES: FEARLESS REPORTER IS AFRAID?
BRING IT ON.
OKAY.
THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
MM.
MM?
MM!
NOT BAD?
MHMM.
I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOUR REPORTS.
SCARY STUFF.
IT'S GONNA GET WORSE.
ACCORDING TO MY SOURCES, COMM'S CRYING PAN-PACIFIC
BROTHERHOOD, THEY'RE SENDING A FLEET TO HAWAII,
AND IN RESPONSE, THE NORTH AMERICAN ALLIANCE HAS
THEIR ENTIRE MILITARY ON ALERT.
I MEAN, THERE COULD BE A WAR!
I THOUGHT THE UN WAS NEGOTIATING.
THE UN CAN'T NEGOTIATE A REAL ESTATE DEAL.
THEY'VE GOT NO TEETH, AND NO P.I. RATING.
SOMETHING GOING ON BEHIND THOSE GREEN EYES?
IF WE GO TO WAR, PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE.
HAWAIIANS, NORTH AMERICANOS, COMMS, AND
MOST OF THE CASUALTIES WON'T EVEN REGISTER ON THE
P.I. METER.
YEAH, AND THEY'LL BE DOWN-ZONERS.
MHM. PEOPLE TOO POOR TO DODGE THE DRAFT OR BRIBE THEIR
WAY OFF THE FRONT LINE.
PEOPLE LIKE THOSE KIDS PLAYING FUTURESPORT OUT IN
THE STREETS.
IF I WANTED TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE, COULD
YOU GET ME WORLDWIDE COVERAGE?
EVEN IF I DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY WHAT IT WAS ABOUT?
WELL, YOU ARE THE PHARAOH, EVEN THOUGH YOUR P.I.
RATINGS HAVE SLIPPED, YOU'VE STILL GOT THE
PRESIDENT BEAT BY TEN POINTS.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
A PUBLICITY STUNT.
THE BIGGEST, STUPIDEST PUBLICITY STUNT IN
HISTORY.
I SUPPOSE MOST OF YOU ARE EXPECTING A RETIREMENT
ANNOUNCEMENT.
WELL, I HATE TO DISAPPOINT, BUT I'M NOT
READY TO GIVE UP THE GAME.
AT LEAST NOT TODAY.
I DO KNOW THAT I CAN'T PLAY FOREVER, AND WHEN
I'VE GONE, I'D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO SAY THAT I MADE A
DIFFERENCE.
WHEN WE PLAYED FUTURESPORT BACK IN THE DOWN ZONES,
WE USED IT AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR GANG WARFARE.
A WAY FOR US TO SETTLE SCORES WITHOUT HAVING TO
THROW DOWN.
NOW I'VE BEEN THINKING: IF THAT WORKED IN THE ZONE,
AND IT DID, WHY COULDN'T THAT WORK IN THE WORLD?
RIGHT NOW THE COMM AND NORTH AMERICA ARE SQUARING
OFF FOR ONE OF THE BIGGEST TURF BATTLES IN DECADES.
NO RULES, NO HOLDS BARRED, WINNER TAKE ALL.
AND IF THAT HAPPENS, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE.
WELL I SAY, IF WE'RE GOING TO ACT LIKE DOWNZONERS,
WHY NOT GO ALL THE WAY?
SO ON BEHALF OF MY GANG, THE NORTH AMERICAN
ALLIANCE, I CHALLENGE THE COMM TO A GAME OF
FUTURESPORT.
OUR TEAM AGAINST YOURS.
WINNER GETS RESPECT, BRAGGING RIGHTS, AND THE
HAWAIIAN ISLANDS TO BOOT.
NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PROBABLY SAYING: THE
PHARAOH HAS LOST HIS MIND.
HE'S GONE COMPLETELY LOCO.
WELL, MAYBE I HAVE.
BUT LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE: ONE HIGH-STAKES GAME
OF FUTURESPORT, OR A WAR?
THE BALL'S IN YOUR COURT.
THANK YOU.
[APPLAUSE]
I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE HARVEYS IN HONOLULU AGREED TO THIS.
STAKING EVERYTHING ON SOME DEMATA GAME?
UGH. THAT'S RUFIC! -THEY DIDN'T HAVE MUCH CHOICE KEAHI.
OUR COMM ADVISERS MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT GIVING US
MONEY AND WEAPONS IS ONE THING, BUT NOBODY'S READY
TO GO TO WAR.
THERE WASN'T GOING TO BE A WAR.
THE MAINLAND WOULD'VE BACKED.
YOU SAID SO.
AND I WAS RIGHT.
THEY DID BACK DOWN.
THEY AGREED TO PLAY RAMZEY'S IDIOTIC GAME, AND
NOW WE CAN WIN OUR INDEPENDENCE WITHOUT EVEN
FIRING A SHOT, AND THERE ISN'T A DAMN THING ANY OF
THOSE LOYALIST HOWLERS IN HONOLULU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
BUT WHAT IF THINGS DON'T GO OUR WAY?
WHAT IF THE COMM LOSES?
THAT WOULD BE UNFORTUNATE.
SO, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE THE COMM WINS.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MISTER FIXX?
LIKE TRE SAID, WINNER TAKES ALL.
[EXPLOSIONS]
WAA!
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WHAT IS THIS SHIT?
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? WE'VE BEEN DRAFTED.
YEAH, I GOT THE EMAIL.
NOW I JUST GOTTA FIND RAMZEY SO I CAN SHOVE IT
UP HIS ASS!
FEEL FREE.
JUST WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE GAME.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING.
THIS IS SOME KIND OF A GIANT SCAM TO RAISE MY
P.I. RATINGS.
MHMM.
WELL YOU'RE WRONG.
THIS IS REAL.
I'M TRYING TO STOP A WAR, AND I NEED YOUR HELP.
ALL OF YOU.
IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, I'D THINK YOU ACTUALLY
BELIEVED THAT SHIT.
NOT ME.
THIS IS VINTAGE, GRADE-A PHARAOH BULLSHIT.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME MAYHEM, THAT'S FINE.
I DON'T CARE.
IF IT HELPS, YOU GUYS CAN LOOK AT IT THIS WAY: WE
WIN THIS GAME, YOU'RE ALL HEROES.
HEROES!
THAT MEANS YOU CAN WRITE YOUR OWN TICKET.
PERSONAL APPEARANCES, TV CONTRACTS, WHATEVER.
HELL, MAYBE THEY'LL EVEN NAME A PERFUME AFTER
WILLARD HERE.
[LAUGHS] THERE HE IS. CASH AND P.I. RATINGS.
THE TREMAINE RAMZEY I'VE GROWN TO KNOW AND LOVE.
THINK WHATEVER YOU WANT, BECKER.
ALL OF YOU.
JUST AS LONG AS YOU PLAY.
WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF YOU?
ANYBODY LEAVING?
WELL THEN.
LET'S GET TO WORK.
WE SHOULD'VE MOUNTED THIS THING WITH A BOMB.
THEN THE NAA'D BE OUT OF A TEAM.
WELL, IF YOU WANT MY HELP, YOU HAVE TO DO THIS MY WAY.
NO BOMBS. NOBODY GET HURT.
YOU'RE GETTING A CONSCIENCE, "BRUDDA?"
WELL, IF I DIDN'T HAVE A CONSCIENCE, SISTER, THEN I
WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING IT FOR THE
MONEY.
MONEY FOR HIS PEOPLE, KEAHI.
MISTER FIXX IS A PHILANTHROPIST.
WELL, FIVE MILLION EUROS CAN GO A LONG WAY IN THE
DOWN ZONE.
AND AS LONG AS THEY DON'T HAVE TO DIE IN A WAR, MY
PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A DING DONG DIDDLY ABOUT WHAT
FLAG FLY OVER HAWAII.
MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART.
SO, WHAT'S OUR NEXT MOVE?
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, OKAY, LET'S TRY IT FROM THE TOP.
NO, NO! [WHISTLES] THAT'S IT!
BECKER, YOU SHOULD'VE PASSED THE BALL TO RAMZEY.
OH, YEAH. THAT'S GREAT.
YOU KNOW, WHENEVER I'M IN A KEY SITUATION IN A GAME,
I ASK MYSELF, WHAT WOULD TUTAN-FUCKING-KHAMUN OVER
THERE DO RIGHT NOW?
AND SOMEHOW, COACH, I DON'T THINK HE WOULD'VE
PASSED IT TO ME.
LISTEN YOU LITTLE SLAPDICK.
HEY, HOLD ON COACH. HE'S RIGHT.
I WOULDN'T HAVE PASSED IT TO HIM.
OKAY.
WELL YOU'RE A SLAPDICK TOO.
STAIRS. FIFTY SETS. BOTH OF YOU. NOW.
WHAT, HE'S FUCKING SERIOUS?
OH, HE'S SERIOUS.
COME ON.
WHAT'S THE MATTER OLD MAN?
YOU RUNNING OUT OF GAS?
NOPE.
BUT I DO HAVE THIS SUDDEN PAIN IN MY BUTT.
WHAT'S THAT, HEMORRHOIDS?
YEAH.
I NAMED THEM BLAKE BECKER.
READY TO GO AGAIN?
HEY.
STAND THAT.
ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT.
YOU CAN STOP.
HOW MANY IS THAT, THIRTY?
YOU LOSING COUNT?
GETTING SENILE IN YOUR OLD AGE?
HEY, YOU TWO!
THINK WE SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM?
WHY START NOW?
I SAID THAT'S IT, YOU KNUCKLEHEADS! COME DOWN! -FIRST ONE TO THE TOP?
I DUNNO COACH. LOOKS LIKE LOVE TO ME.
[LAUGHING]
YES!
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION!
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, MAN! I JUST SMOKED YOU!
DON'T MAKE ME SHOW YOU AGAIN, FOSSIL.
OH, WHY NOT?
CAUSE I CAN BARELY STAND, MUCH LESS WALK.
MAN! THAT WAS THE MOST IDIOTIC DISPLAY OF MACHO BUSHIDO I
HAVE EVER SEEN.
HEY ANARCHY.
WITH ESTROGEN-CHALLENGED BAKAS LIKE YOU RUNNING
THIS PLANET, IT'S NO WONDER THINGS ARE SUCH A
MESS.
DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY.
POWER TO THE GODDESS.
I WAS GOING TO ASK IF YOU NEEDED AN EQUIPMENT
MANAGER, BUT NOW I'M NOT SO SURE.
PLEASE, ANARCHY, WAIT.
STAY.
WE COULD USE ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.
YEAH, I NOTICED.
I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT I SAID AFTER THE GAME.
I DIDN'T HAVE ANYBODY ELSE TO BLAME.
I'M SORRY.
FORGET IT, TRE.
YOU WANT FORGIVENESS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO
A LOT MORE TO APOLOGIZE.
BUT IT'S A START.
OKAY.
OKAY!
ANARCHY IS BACK IN THE HOUSE.
AND SO ARE BECKER'S PANTS!
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION!
JUST GOT THE ROSTERS FOR THE COMM TEAM.
HERE THEY ARE, STARTING WITH "HATCHET" JACK JAMISTON.
JET YUEN, -JET'S GOING TO PLAY FOR THEM?
LAST TIME I CHECKED, SINGAPORE WAS PART OF THE COMM.
AND SO IS OKINAWA.
WHICH MEANS, OTOMO AKIRA, AND ROUNDING OUT THE
STARTERS, SEVASTIAN KRAJENSKI.
AND KIWI MADIGAN.
OH MAN, NOT DOWN UNDER.
SHE'S A FALLEN PSYCHO!
SHE'S GOOD COMPANY FOR YOU.
FIVE STARTERS, FIVE ALL-STARS. FANTASTIC.
ALRIGHT, SO, WE GOT A GAME.
LISTEN UP.
STARS DON'T WIN GAMES.
TEAMS WIN GAMES.
I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT WINNING. I'M WORRIED ABOUT STAYING ALIVE.
OH, SHUT UP.
YOU LOOK ABOUT AS HAPPY AS I FEEL.
THIS WHOLE THING'S BAKA IF YOU ASK ME.
MY BROTHER LIVES IN HONOLULU.
THOSE HILO AHOS ALMOST KILLED HIM WHEN THEY BLEW
UP THE STATE CAPITOL.
SO WHY ARE YOU HERE?
SAME REASON AS YOU.
PAN-PACIFIC UNITY AND ALL THAT GARBAGE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAKN YOU ALL FOR
VOLUNTEERING.
IT GRATIFIES ME DEEPLY TO SEE YOUR LOVE OF SPORT,
YOUR DEDICATION TO THE COMMONWEALTH, AND YOUR
SYMPATHY FOR OUR OPPRESSED BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN HAWAII.
MY NAME IS NEVILLE HODGKINS.
I AM TO BE YOUR TEAM'S GOVERNMENT LIAISON OFFICER.
INTERNAL SECURITY?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SO, IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU NEED, ANYTHING AT ALL,
PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO COME TO ME IMMEDIATELY.
I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE THE PEOPLE BACK HOME
VERY PROUD OF YOU.
OR ELSE.
THAT BACK STILL BOTHERING YOU?
NOPE. FEELS GREAT.
HOW'RE YOU DOING, COACH? -I'M FINE
I'D STILL LIKE TO HAVE THE DOC TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.
UGH.
HEY, IF YOU GET HURT, THE LEAGUE WOULD HAVE MY HIDE.
WHATEVER YOU SAY, COACH.
TREMAINE, THIS IS A, UH, NOBLE THING THAT YOU'RE DOING.
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
THANKS COACH.
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE A PART OF IT.
HEY!
SO YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DO THIS?
WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU'D BE PROUD.
USING FUTURESPORT TO STOP A FIGHT?
WASN'T THAT THE WHOLE IDEA?
YOU REMEMBER THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED BEFORE YOU
TURNED PRO?
YEAH, AGAINST UH, PLAYA NWC.
YEAH, FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO SARTELL PARK.
YOU KNOW, I NEVER ACTUALLY KEPT TRACK OF WHAT THOSE GAMES WERE FOR.
I JUST PLAYED.
YOU REMEMBER WHAT THEY DID TO CARLOS BEFORE THE GAME?
YEAH, I WISH I DIDN'T.
WELL LISTEN HERE, TRE.
THIS GAME WITH THE COMM?
THIS IS NOT AN EXHIBITION GAME OR A PRO GAME.
THIS IS A STRAIGHT UP TERRITORIAL FIGHT.
STREET RULES, TRE.
BEFORE THE GAME, DURING THE GAME, AFTER THE GAME.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? YOU THINK THAT COMM'S GOING TO MESS WITH US?
I'M TELLING YOU THEM A LOT TOUGHER AND NASTIER THAN
THE NWC.
DON'T KNOW IF I CAN PROTECT YOU MAN.
WELL IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR ME TO BACK OUT NOW.
IS THAT RIGHT?
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I NEVER SUPPORTED YOU BECOMING PRO.
I THOUGHT YOU WAS A SELL OUT.
YOU SAID "NO NO NO, MAN.
I HAVE ARRIVED."
YEAH, THE SOCIETY WE LIVE IN, MONEY IS RESPECT, AND YOU DESERVE RESPECT.
YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
WELL, NEWS FLASH: DEAD MAN CAN'T EARN DADA.
WELCOME BACK MISTER RAMZEY.
HOW'D YOU GET INSIDE?
I ASKED POLITELY.
PLEASE SIR, FEEL FREE TO MELT MY CIRCUITS IF I
ERRED IN ALLOWING MISS TORRES TO ENTER.
YOU HAVE MY SINCEREST APOLOGY.
SHALL I CALL SECURITY?
NO. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT.
WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?
I'D LOVE ONE.
IN MY OWN HOUSE.
MY FAVORITE.
YOU REMEMBERED.
MHM.
HOW'D IT GO?
HM. COULD'VE BEEN BETTER, BUT AT LEAST WE'VE GOT A TEAM.
NOW IF THE NAA AND THE COMMS KEEP THEIR SIDE OF
THE BARGAIN, WE COULD HAVE SOMETHING.
UM, I THINK YOU'VE CHANGED, YOU KNOW THAT?
YOU JUST REMIND ME OF SOMEONE.
WHO IS THAT?
WELL, THIS AMAZING GUY.
SMART, HANDSOME, HE WORE HIS HEART ON HIS SLEEVE.
HE'S AN EX SPEEDBALL PLAYER.
STARTED PLAYING FUTURESPORT IN THE STREETS.
HE WENT PRO ABOUT TEN YEARS AGO.
SOLD HIS SOUL FOR FAME AND FORTUNE?
OH, YOU KNOW HIM.
HE AND I WERE CLOSE ONCE, BUT I HAVE LOST TOUCH WITH HIM.
I THINK IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO MAKE UP WITH AN
OLD FRIEND.
YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
YEAH.
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YOU AWAKE?
I'M A LIGHT SLEEPER.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
WELL, MY BACK IS KILLING ME, BUT UH, BESIDES THAT
PRETTY DAMN GOOD.
YOU?
I FEEL BETTER THAN I HAVE FELT IN A LONG TIME.
HERE, I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
ME?
UH HUH.
I WANTED TO GIVE THIS TO YOU BEFORE WE BROKE UP.
BEFORE YOU LEFT ME.
BUT I NEVER REALLY HAD THE OPPORTUNITY.
SO NOW THAT I HAVE THE CHANCE, I'M GOING TO GIVE
IT TO YOU.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
UH HUH.
HOW COME IT WON'T OPEN?
THE HINGES ARE FROZEN SHUT.
I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT'S INSIDE.
MY MOM ALWAYS SAID THAT IT WAS A FAMILY SECRET.
IT'S YOUR MOM'S?
MHM. AND HER MOM BEFORE HER.
OH TRE, I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
NO, PLEASE.
I REALLY WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.
JUST PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL KEEP IT ON UNTIL
THE GAME IS OVER.
JUST FOR LUCK.
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU SO SUPERSTITIOUS?
I'M AN ATHLETE.
GOES WITH THE TERRITORY.
SIR, SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
BUT YOU HAVE AN INCOMING MESSAGE.
NOT NOW, EDGAR.
I'M ABOUT TO GET VERY BUSY.
IT'S MARKED EXTREMELY URGENT, SIR.
I'M SORRY.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REPROGRAM MY HOUSE.
OKAY, LET IT THROUGH.
PHARAOH.
I HEARD YOUR DOCTOR SUGGESTED BACK SURGERY?
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
JUST A FRIEND WITH A LITTLE FRIENDLY ADVICE: GO
IN FOR THE SURGERY.
DON'T PLAY IN THE GAME AGAINST THE COMM OR THAT
BACK WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES.
I'M SORRY, BUT IS THAT THE CAPE TOWN SABLES I HEAR
CALLING TO CONFIRM THEIR ORIGINAL OFFER?
WHAT, AND THEY PAID?
OH YEAH!
ANYBODY SEEN COACH?
NO, MUST BE RUNNING LATE.
COACH IS NEVER LATE.
BUILDING SECURITY SAID THEY LET HIM IN ABOUT AN
HOUR AGO.
LOOKS LIKE HE'S MEDITATING.
COACH! COACH!
HEY BUDDHA!
COACH?
COACH?
COACH, YOU SCARED US FOR A SECOND THERE.
FELL ASLEEP WHILE HE WAS MEDIDATING.
COME ON. COACH. COACH, WE'RE ALL HERE.
OH GOD!
[SCREAM]
SON OF A...
[SPARKING NOISES]
WHO AUTHORIZED THE HIT ON DOUGLAS?
I DID.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
HELL YEAH.
I ONLY AGREED TO HELP TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM GETTING
HURT.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
DOUGLAS IS DEAD.
SO?
THAT'S ONE MAN.
IF THERE WAS A WAR, MILLIONS WOULD DIE, AND
MOST OF THOSE WOULD BE DOWN ZONE CANNON FODDER,
SO YOU WANT TO STOP THAT, YOU'LL HELP US.
I MAKE A PROMISE, I KEEP IT.
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR.
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN THIS WAY.
I MEAN THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE STUPID GAME.
PREVENT PEOPLE FROM GETTING KILLED.
WELL TRE, IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT.
DOUGLAS KNEW WHAT HE WAS GETTING INTO.
HE BELIEVED IN YOU, WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE HAD TO DIE FOR IT, ALEX.
WELL YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM.
HILO DID.
THEY SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR IT.
WHAT IF IT DOESN'T WORK?
WHAT IF WE PLAY THE GAME, AND THEN NORTH AMERICA
AND, AND THE COMM, THEY STILL GO TO WAR?
WELL, RIGHT NOW THERE ARE TEN THOUSAND NA MARINES IN
TRANSPORT SHIPS SITTING OFFSHORE HONOLULU, NOT TO
MENTION THE ENTIRE COMM FLEET IS SOMEWHERE WAITING
IN THE PACIFIC, AND NO ONE IS FIGHTING YET BECAUSE OF
YOU.
AT THE VERY LEAST YOU'VE KEPT SOME OF THOSE
SOLDIERS ALIVE FOR A FEW MORE WEEKS, AND MAYBE IF
WE'RE LUCKY, THEY'LL NEVER HAVE TO FIGHT AT ALL.
EITHER WAY, YOU OWE IT TO THEM TO NOT GIVE UP AND
GIVE IT A TRY.
YOU OWE IT TO THEM AND YOU OWE IT TO DOUGLAS.
SORRY TO KEEP EVERYBODY WAITING.
WHERE'S WILLARD?
GONE.
HE SAID IT WASN'T WORTH THE RISK. -AND HE WAS RIGHT.
SO, ANY VOLUNTEERS.
I TALKED TO EVERY SINGLE COACH IN THE LEAGUE.
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN TAKING OVER FOR DOUGLAS.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
AFRAID IT MIGHT BE BAD FOR THEIR HEALTH?
THAT AND THE FACT THAT THE SALARY SUCKS.
BUT I DID FIND ONE PERSON STUPID ENOUGH TO TAKE THE JOB.
ME.
[LAUGHTER] -YOU.
I'VE BEEN PLAYING FUTURESPORT FOR TEN YEARS.
I KNOW EVERY SINGLE TRICK IN THE BOOK, AND THIS GAME
IS WAY TOO IMPORTANT TO JUST GIVE UP.
OH, SPARE US THE NOBILITY ACT, RAMZEY.
I MEAN HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS IS GOING TO
BOOST YOUR P.I. RATING?
TEN POINTS? TWENTY POINTS?
HOW ABOUT ZIP?
I FIRED MY PR FIRM THIS MORNING, SO SIT DOWN MAYHEM.
SIT DOWN.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
I'VE DRAWN UP SOME NEW OFFENSIVE SETS.
INCORPORATED A FEW NEW PLAYS.
LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.
THESE ARE ALL KEYED TO BECKER.
YOU WANT ME TO SCORE?
DID YOU EXPERIENCE ANY SHARP BLOWS TO THE HEAD RECENTLY?
IF I'M CALLING ALL THE SHOTS, EVERYBODY'S GOING
TO EXPECT ME TO HOG ALL THE GLORY, AND IT MAKES
PERFECT SENSE.
SO I'M GOING TO SET A BRAND-NEW FUTURESPORT
RECORD IN ASSISTS, PROVIDED OF COURSE YOU CAN
PUT THE BALL IN THE GOAL.
[LAUGHS] WATCH ME.
AND ONE MORE THING.
I WANT YOU GUYS TO MEET OUR NEW DEFENSIVE
COORDINATOR.
OH, GREAT. MISTER AMATEUR HOUR?
HE INVENTED THE GAME AHO. SHOW SOME RESPECT.
BECKER.
MAYBE THIS WAS A MISTAKE, TRE.
YEAH, IT MIGHT'VE BEEN A MISTAKE.
AND BECKER, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MAKING IT, MAN.
THESE ARE STREET RULES THAT WE'RE PLAYING HERE.
STREET RULES.
I'M SURE THEY DIDN'T TEACH YOU THOSE AT NOTRE DAME.
OKAY, FINE, SO WHO ARE THESE GUYS.
OUR NEW CHEERLEADERS?
THESE ARE YOUR BODYGUARDS.
THEY'RE GOING TO WATCH YOUR BACKS UNTIL GAMETIME.
I, I DON'T LIKE YOU.
ALRIGHT, LET'S GET TO WORK.
♪♪
♪♪
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY. BRING IT IN.
BRING IT IN REAL QUICK. EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY. OKAY!
DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE.
THAT MAKES TWO OF US.
IT MEANS A LOT TO TRE, YOU HELPING YOU OUT.
HEH, AHH.
WELL, SOMETIMES I THINK HE ACTUALLY MIGHT BE DOING A
GOOD THING.
MAYBE IT'S TEN YEARS LATE, BUT I FEEL LIKE I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
I KNOW WHEN YOU INVITED ME TO THE DOWN ZONE, ALL YOU
WANTED WAS A STORY ABOUT STREET GANGS SETTLING
THEIR DIFFERENCES PEACEFULLY, AND INSTEAD
YOU GOT THIS.
I'M RESPONSIBLE AS ANYONE FOR THAT.
WHAT, DID YOU PLAN IT?
NO, I WENT ALONG FOR THE RIDE, AND YOU GOT HURT.
I'M SORRY.
NO PROBLEM.
WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE.
OKAY.
GAME TIME IN FIVE HOURS, AND NO MATTER WHAT YOUR
POLITICS, ONE THING'S FOR SURE: THIS IS SHAPING UP
TO BE ONE OF THE GREATEST SPORTING EVENTS IN
HISTORY.
TELL ME AGAIN WHAT A GREAT IDEA THIS IS, BUT TELL ME
SLOW.
YOU'RE GOING A GOOD THING, TRE.
WIN OR LOSE, AT LEAST YOU'RE GIVING IT YOUR BEST
SHOT.
YEAH YEAH, IT'S HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME.
I KNOW.
SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET HERE AND CHEER ME ON, HUH?
WELL, THE GAME DOESN'T START FOR ANOTHER FIVE HOURS.
YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE THERE YET.
YEAH, WHEN I WAS A PLAYER I NEVER SHOWED UP TO THE
ARENA UNTIL THE LAST SECOND.
NOW THAT I'M COACHING...
SECURITY ALERT!
SECURITY ALERT!
ALEX, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?
I DON'T KNOW. WHAT? LET GO OF ME!
[SCREAMING]
EDGAR, GIVE ME A WIDE ANGLE VIEW?
HELLO RAMZEY.
I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS QUICK: EITHER LOSE THE
GAME, OR YOUR LADY FRIEND DIES. OKAY?
♪♪
YOU GUYS, ALEX HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE HILO GUYS?
WHAT ABOUT THE RASTA MAN?
WASN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING OUT FOR HER?
HE'S MISSING TOO.
SO WHAT DO WE DO?
HE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.
MAYHEM'S RIGHT.
IT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM. IT'S MINE. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
HEY.
I FOUND HER, -GOOD!
OR AT LEAST THE TRACKER YOU PUT IN HER LOCKET.
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
YOU PUT A TRACE ON ALEX?
PARANOIA IS YOUR FRIEND?
DAMN RIGHT.
NAGATEK?
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING THERE?
MAN, WE SHOULD CALL THE BLUE SHIRTS.
NO WAY.
CHIEF KRONER AND HIS STORMTROOPERS COME
BLASTING IN THERE, THEY'LL KILL ALEX IN THE
CROSSFIRE. FORGET IT!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
TO GET HER OUT OF THIS.
I'M COMING WITH YOU.
NO, ANARCHY, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
IT'S TOO RISKY.
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A GOD DAMNED HOT DOG, HUH?
WHAT?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
YOU TRIED TO WIN THE WHOLE THING BY YOURSELF.
WHAT, DID YOU FORGET THAT YOU'RE PART OF A TEAM?
SHE'S COMING ALONG AND SO AM I.
ME TOO. -YEAH, ME TOO.
ALRIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, MAN.
TRY "THANK YOU."
THANK YOU.
YOU COMING?
NOT ME.
MAMA MAYHEW DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOLS.
WHATEVER.
HEY, IF YOU'RE NOT BACK BY GAME TIME, I'M KEEPING
YOUR ENDORSEMENT MONEY FOR MYSELF.
♪♪
UGH!
NICE SHOT.
HIGHEST SHOOTING PERCENTAGE IN THE DIVISION.
JUST BARELY.
YEAH.
ALRIGHT, HERE.
YOU TWO GUYS WATCH THE DECK.
EVERYBODY ELSE WITH ME.
ALRIGHT, NOW WHERE?
YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.
MIGHT AS WELL GO THIS WAY.
HEY GUYS, MAYBE WE SHOULD SPLIT UP.
[GUNFIRE]
[GUNFIRE]
FIXX?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
MURO, DON'T YOU GET IT?
IT'S LIKE IN THOSE OLD FLATSCREEN MOVIES.
THE CAVALRY COMING TO THE RESCUE.
NO, THAT'S NOT IT, IS IT.
NO.
HOW LONG?
COUPLE OF WEEKS?
WHY MAN?
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THE LEAGUE DONATE TO THE
DOWNZONE CHARITIES EVERY YEAR?
TEN HUNDRED K.
TEN HUNDRED K?
AND HILO DROPPED TEN TIMES THAT IN A WEEK!
THAT MONEY CAN DO A LOT OF GOOD, MAN.
THEN WHY'RE YOU HELPING US ALL OF THE SUDDEN?
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THEM, AND I'M KEEPING THEIR MONEY.
I DON'T TRUST HIM.
SHH!
I DO.
ONE HOUR 'TIL GAME TIME NOW, AND THE NORTH
AMERICAN LOCKER ROOM REMAINS SHUT TIGHT.
WHATEVER THE PHARAOH'S TELLING HIS TROOPS, HE
DOESN'T WANT US TO BE PART OF IT.
WELL, HE'D BETTER BE TELLING THEM TO LOSE.
AT LEAST FOR YOUR SAKE.
PSST. MISTER SYTHE, I JUST SAW YOUR MAN TRE.
BRING HER.
HEY!
♪♪
♪♪
OOH!
FEELS GOOD!
COME ON, COME ON....
YES!
[SCREAM]
AUTOGRAPH?
FLYERS.
I HOLD YOUR HAND EVERY SECOND?
GONZALES!
ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
SORRY COACH.
I'LL BE OKAY.
GO GET ALEX.
I SAW HER GO AROUND THE CORNER.
LOOK OUT FOR SYTHE!
GIVE YOUR BOYFRIEND CREDIT.
HE'S GOT GUTS.
I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SUFFER
FOR IT, ALEX.
ALEX, COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER]
AHH. ALOHA, BABY.
YEAH.
NOW IT'S ON! LET'S GO.
AMPLIFIED REFLEXES. NOT TOO SHABBY, HUH?
[LAUGHTER]
NICE MOVE!
WHERE'S TRE?
♪♪
COME HERE!
COME HERE, SWEETHEART.
AREN'T WE JUST A HAPPY LITTLE FAMILY?
PATHETIC!
LOOK AT YOU, THE FALLEN HERO.
I TOLD YOU YOU SHOULD'VE HAD THAT BACK SURGERY, TRE.
[LAUGHING]
DAMN!
OW!
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
I COME HERE TO SAVE YOU, YOU END UP SAVING ME.
COME HERE.
YES MAN.
GET IT MAN.
ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.
[CLEARS THROAT]
OH, EXCUSE ME.
I'M REALLY SORRY TO HAVE TO BREAK UP THIS BEAUTIFUL
MOMENT, BUT UH, DON'T YOU HAVE A GAME TO PLAY?
YEAH!
WE'VE JUST GOTTEN WORD THE NORTH AMERICAN LOCKER ROOM
IS EMPTY.
NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, BUT IF THEY
DON'T SHOW UP SOON, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A FORFEIT ON
OUR HANDS.
LOOKS LIKE YOUR FRIENDS DID THEIR JOB.
AMATEURS, BUT USEFUL.
WE HEAR THE NORTH AMERICAN TEAM HAS FINALLY ARRIVED.
THE DETAILS ARE SKETCHY, BUT POLICE SAY THOSE
RESPONSIBLE FOR DETAINING THE TEAM ARE IN CUSTODY.
OH, AND HERE THEY COME.
HO HO, THE GAME WILL GO ON!
WELL I'LL BE DAMNED.
YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THIS GAME WILL
ACTUALLY REPLACE WAR.
AND IT'S ALSO HARD TO BELIEVE THAT RAMZEY AND
BECKER ARE PLAYING ON THE SAME TEAM.
OF COURSE THERE'S CONCERN THAT WITH JAMISTON AND
YUEN PLAYING FOR THE COMM, WAR MIGHT BREAK OUT RIGHT HERE.
LET'S PLAY FUTURESPORT!
THERE'S THE BATTLE CRY FROM RAMZEY.
DON'T EXPECT EITHER OF THESE TEAMS TO TAKE THIS
GAME LIGHTLY.
DESTROY THEM.
YEAH.
HERE'S THE OPENING JET.
OH, JAMISTON ILLEGALLY WHACKS RAMZEY.
THAT'S GOTTA HURT.
JET YUEN HAS POSSESSION, TO KRAJENSKI.
HE'S UP FOR AN EASY SCORE!
IT'S AN EARLY LEAD FOR THE PACIFIC COMMONWEALTH.
RAMZEY'S GOT JAMISTON ALL OVER HIM.
HE NEEDS TO GET RID OF THAT BALL, AND HE FINDS
BECKER, BUT GETS HIT BY JAMISTON, OH!
BECKER PULLS THROUGH AND SCORES.
THIS IS WAR.
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING CHEAP SHOT WAS THAT?
WE'RE PLAYING FOR TERRITORY NOW.
THAT MEANS STREET RULES, YOU STUPID FUCK!
COCKSUCKER.
MAN, THAT GUY'S KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
GET SOME GENERAL ICE
YOU WANT TO SUB OUT?
OH, HELL NO. WHO'S GONNA TAKE MY PLACE? GONZALEZ?
SHE'S GOT A BULLET IN HER SHOULDER, MAN.
AS LONG AS THEY'RE KICKING MY ASS, YOU'RE GOING TO BE WIDE OPEN.
WELL, NORTH AMERICA HAS TAKEN THE HIT, PLAYING
SUPER-AGGRESSIVE BALL NOW.
MAYHEW LITERALLY SWEEPING A PATH TO THE GOAL FOR BECKER.
LOOK AT HIM GO. OH!
MAYHEW'S DOWN, BUT BECKER'S IN THE CLEAR AND
PUTS IT HOME.
YOU ALRIGHT?
FUCK DO YOU THINK?
HEADS UP!
WHAT WAS THAT?
YOU JUST LET BLAKE SCORE!
WE KEEP PLAYING LIKE THAT, PRETTY SOON THEY'RE GONNA
BE OUT OF PLAYERS.
THEN LET THEM TRY AND SCORE.
WATCH YOURSELF.
THE KEEPER'S GOT HIS EYE ON YOU.
RED SEVENTEEN, RED SEVENETEEN.
ALRIGHT, BECKER'S GOT THE BALL AND GETTING GOOD
PROTECTION FROM MAYHEW.
WATCH OUT, KIWI MADIGAN SLAMS MAYHEW.
HO HO, MY!
[SCREAMS]
AND BECKER SCORES!
AND LOOK AT MAYHEW, HE'S STILL DOWN.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS GAME HAS A WHOLE NEW SET
OF RULES.
FUCK! -ANARCHY!
I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM!
OW, FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!
OH FUCK!
IT'S BROKEN. MEDIC!
PARK, YOU'RE IN.
FUCKING COCKSUCKER!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
OI, RAMZEY!
YOU'RE NEXT!
THE PHARAOH'S MOVING WELL DOWN THE COURT, SHAKING
OFF INTERFERENCE, FAKING A PASS FROM TIME TO TIME.
HANDS IT OFF TO BECKER, BECKER'S UP AND SCORES.
A RAMZEY ASSIST, HA!
NOW THAT'S A NEW ONE.
JET YUEN'S OPEN.
SHE PUTS IT HOME!
HO HO HO!
SHIT!
KRAJENSKI CLOCKS RAMZEY FOR NO APPARENT REASON!
NOW HOW MUCH MORE ABUSE CAN THE PHARAOH TAKE?
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF PLAYERS.
FIXX?
I HAVEN'T DONE THIS IN A LONG TIME.
WISH ME LUCK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A NEW SUBSTITUTION FOR THE
NORTH AMERICAN TEAM.
HO HO! OBIKE FIXX!
THE MAN CREDITED WITH WITH INVENTING FUTURESPORT NOW
TAKES THE FIELD ON DEFENSE.
AREN'T YOU GETTING A LITTLE OLD FOR THIS?
YEAH.
WELL, I'LL JUST SHOW THEM HOW WE USED TO DO IT IN THE OLD DAYS.
DEAL.
BALL IS UP NOW, JAMISTON TRIES TO INTERFERE.
OH, TRIPPED UP BY OBIKE FIXX, AND HE'S NOT HAPPY
ABOUT IT.
STREET RULES.
I INVENTED IT.
OH, WOW.
WHAT A HIT.
A BRUTAL SHOT ON JAMISTON BY OBIKE FIXX.
THAT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST BLATANT FOULS I'VE
SEEN IN TEN YEARS OF COVERING THIS GAME.
SHAME ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND.
YEAH, TRAGIC.
NOT BAD.
EVER THOUGHT OF GOING PRO?
[LAUGHING]
HEY, TELL MADIGAN FROM NOW ON, WE PLAY A CLEAN GAME.
I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.
♪♪
TRE'S RUNNING IN TO GET BETWEEN THE TWO TEAMS.
IT'S A PASS OVER TO RAMZEY, UP THE COURT
MOVING VERY FAST.
A MAN ON A MISSION.
LOOK AT HIS EYES.
UH OH, HE'S BOXED IN BY THE COMM AND UNABLE TO PASS.
WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO?
OH MY! CAN THIS!
ONLY THE PHARAOH MAKES MOVES LIKE THAT.
GREAT BLOCK BY FIXX, WHO CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
HIS FIVE SECONDS ARE UP.
NOW THE BALL'S GIVING HIM ABUSE.
CAN HE HANG ON?
HO HO, MY. WHAT A PLAY.
TREMAINE RAMZEY RIDES THE LIGHTNING TO TIE THE SCORE.
NOW THAT WAS VINTAGE PHARAOH.
HOW MUCH TIME LEFT ON THE CLOCK?
TWENTY SECONDS.
GOOD. CAUSE I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS.
IN JUST SECONDS, WE'LL KNOW HAWAII'S FATE.
NOW YUEN'S GOT POSSESSION AND SHE'S DRIVING HARD.
CLOSE, LOOKS GOOD, OH!
RAMZEY INTERCEPTED, AND HE'S GONE AIRBORNE! HO HO, BABY!
RAMZEY'S RIDING RIGHT INTO TROUBLE DOES HE HAVE ANY MORE MOVES LEFT?
TRE!
HE SCORES!
BLAKE SCORES!
NORTH AMERICA WINS!
NORTH AMERICA WINS!
43 POINTS FOR BLAKE BECKER, ONE OF THE MOST
INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCES IN FUTURESPORT HISTORY.
HEY HOTSHOT, WAY TO GO!
YEAH BABY.
THERE YOU GO. ENJOY.
[CHEERING]
MISS YUEN!
I MUST EXPRESS THE GRAVE DISAPPOINTMENT OF YOUR D-
SAVE IT.
I PLAYED YOUR GAME.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
YOU PLAYED? YOU LOST!
NO, YOU LOST!
AFTER ALL I'M A HERO OF THE PEOPLE.
P.I. RATING 205.
YOU ARE NOBODY.
PERFECT SCAPEGOAT.
ENJOY YOUR TRIP HOME.
FIXX! YOU ARE THE MAN!
YES. THANK YOU, MAN.
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.
WELL, IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN
THIS SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE. -NO, NO .
JUDGMENT CALL. JUDGMENT CALL.
LISTEN, TRAINING CAMP STARTS REAL SOON.
THE LA RUSH NEEDS A COACH... -BAH, NO WAY MAN.
NOT MY THING.
NO NO, BESIDES, I THINK THE RUSH THEY HAVE SOMEONE
WHO'S A DINGY OF A COACH.
EVERYTHING I KNOW, I LEARNED IT FROM YOU.
TRUE.
YO Z!
PRESIDENT CLINTON'S ON THE LINE.
TELL CHELSEA I'LL CALL HER RIGHT BACK.
OKAY.
SO HOW'D I DO?
NOT BAD FOR A JOCK.
TRE.
UH OH.
WHAT DOES SHE WANT?
I'LL HANDLE IT. -UH HUH.
I WILL HANDLE IT.
COME TO SEE THE GAME?
I CAME TO SEE YOU.
AND I WASN'T DISAPPOINTED.
NO?
NO.
WELL, FIXX AND BLAKE.
THOSE GUYS WERE THE REAL HEROES.
I KNOW. YOU HANDLE THINGS RIGHT WITHIN TWENTY FOUR HOURS,
NOBODY WILL BE THINKING ABOUT THEM.
ALL THEY'LL CARE ABOUT IS YOU.
IS THAT HOW YOU PLAY IT TRE? HMM?
I'M SORRY I FLEW OFF THE HANDLE AT YOU EARLIER.
I'M SURE WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.
WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THAT WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION IF I LOST?
YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR LIKING WINNERS.
BESIDES, WE COULD STILL BE FLASH TOGETHER.
YEAH, WE COULD BE FLASH.
BUT THAT'S NOT MY STYLE ANYMORE.
I'VE MOVED ON TO REAL.
TREMANE RAMZEY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.
NICE LITTLE CHANGE OF PACE.
YEAH, WELL I'M GROWING UP.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE BLAST OFF
CLASSIC BETWEEN THE LA RUSH AND THE ALGIERS SIROCCO.
WITH TRE RAMZEY STEPPING INTO THE POSITION AS
PLAYER-COACH, THE RUSH ARE POISED ON THE BRINK OF A NEW ERA.
WHAT AWAITS THEM? DISAPPOINTMENT OR GLORY?
WE'LL SOON SEE, BECAUSE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MESDAMES ET MONSIEURS, IT'S TIME TO PLAY
FUTURESPORT!
♪♪
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