This video was animated horribly accidentally on purpose :)
This - Is The White House in Washington DC, 1803
I wonder what Jefferson is up to this fine day
This content is officially : Cringe Approved
*Ignore this*
Jefferson's up in the White Hous e thinking his own buisness like
"EYEZ NEADZ MOARZ LANDZ"
While Napoleon thought to himself
This chair is way to small for me
He was also think something along the lines of "EYEZ NEEDZ MOARZ MONEEZ"
SO
Both Napoleon and Jefferson climbed to the top of their "palace" to send a message via cannonball
As you do
And to start burning the wick: all they had to do was stare at it with their
EMPTY
SOULLESS
EYES
And instead of just lighting the wick on fire, the cannon actually just fired
That's not coming back down
You know Napoleon and Jefferson actually have so much in common that you might confuse them for the same person
Wait a second
OHMYGOOOOOO
As their cannonball messages soared through the air, by complete coincidence their balls collided
Thomas Jefferson then knew exactly what he had to do
Oh yeah he got onto his boat
And then zoomed away
How is that boat not used in today's current technology????
After months of traveling Jefferson finally arrived at Napoleon's Fortress
And appearing before Napoleon's throne was none other than Thomas Jefferson himself
They immediately began discussing the only way they know how...
By sniffing each others' butts
*SLUUUUUURP*
They immediately reached a compromise
The blue on the right is what the US previously was
and the red in the middle is what was added during the Louisiana Purchase
Yeah...
But as we all know size doesn't matter
HAHAHA
Also this humongeous purchase more than doubled the size of the United States of 'MURICA
After the treaty was signed Jefferson decided take off, wondering about what he'd do with the new territory
Oh... but he already knew what he was going to do with it
And their names
Were Lewis and Clark


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