Wait.
You're not breaking up with me, are you?
What do you mean?
You're dumping me?
You and I are not together.
I know that.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
So why are you cooking?
Well unbeknownst to you, I do this for all my h--
women.
Well by all means go do it for your h-- women at their house.
You don't feel anything for me?
[SCOFFS]
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
But we have sex every night.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
OK.
You're right.
I do have feelings for you--
during that hour.
That's your designated time slot.
You're my designated time slut.
Just kidding.
Hour?!
OK.
Fine.
I'm your slut for three hours.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Three.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
You a beast!
[GROWLING]
And I'm beauty.
A tale as old as time.
And I know.
I try.
But that's not the point.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
Yes it is.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
Look, we said we're just having fun.
Remember?
And that we're not going to take this seriously?
- We're not. - OK.
So don't say things like, we together.
I'm cooking for you.
What time are you getting home?
Can I meet your mother?
And whatever you do, do not say I love you.
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