Thứ Ba, 6 tháng 6, 2017

Waching daily Jun 6 2017

After looking at Dewpider I was thinking about the original Spider Pokemon, Spinarak and

Ariados.

You know what we're doing!

Yup, let's find out what they are!

Spinarak is based on a real life spider, the happy-face spider endemic to the Hawaiian

Islands but is only found on four of the islands.

Hmm...if happy faced spiders are native to Hawaii does that mean Spinarak and Ariados

are already in their Alolan form?

Unlike Spinarak and Ariados real happy faced spiders are non-poisonous.

They appear to exhibit an array of color patterns on their abdomen, sometimes resembles a smiling

or a grinning clown face.

Each spider has a unique pattern, and the patterns differ from island to island with

some lack markings altogether.

These spiders blend in with the undersides of leaves where they build flimsy webs to

catch prey.

Instead of using the web as a prey-detection radar, it has been documented that the vibrations

of prey are detected by the spiders and guides their orientation toward potential prey.

This is just like Spinarak.

Because according to the Pokdex: The web spun by Spinarak can be considered its second nervous

system.

It is said that this Pokémon can determine what kind of prey is touching its web just

by the tiny vibrations it feels through the web's strands.

A courtship dance involving somatic movements and web-plucking on the part of the male is

assessed by potential female mates.

Copulation occurs at night, while both spiders hang from the underside of the leaf.

Males die soon after mating, but females live longer!

I couldn't leave without one horrifying fact right.

Happy face spiders huh?!

Too bad Ariados didn't have a bigger part in the game.

I mean of course your boi Guzma had one, but that's not enough.

Anyway I'll leave things here.

If you enjoyed the video leave a like and subscribe for more and until next time deuces.

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Is the Holy Spirit God? - Duration: 2:19.

In every family there's often that one

person who sort of gets left out.

The family of the Blessed Trinity has one

of those—it's the Holy Spirit.

When dealing with quasi-Christian religious groups,

such as Jehovah's Witnesses, many of us are equipped

to defend the divinity of Jesus, but very

seldom are we ready to give a reason for our

belief in the divinity of the Holy Spirit.

But no more!

Enough is enough.

So, let's look at the evidence.

Consider 1Corinthians 2:11 where Paul says,

"no one comprehends the thoughts of God

except the Spirit of God."

How can the Spirit comprehend the infinite

thoughts of God unless he's also infinite?

If the Holy Spirit is omniscient, well then he

is equal to God.

Another example is Acts 5:1-4.

Here Peter rebukes Ananias and Sapphira for

lying to the Holy Spirit but then a few sentences

later says they lied to God.

How can lying to the Holy Spirit be the same

as lying to God unless the Holy Spirit is God?

We also can look at Hebrews 10:15-17 where

the text quotes God's promise of a new covenant

in Jeremiah 31:31-33 but prefaces it by saying,

"The Holy Spirit also bears witness…saying."

Notice God's words are the Holy Spirit's words.

Clearly the Bible teaches the Holy Spirit is God.

So, the Holy Spirit no longer has to be the

forgotten family member when we're evangelizing.

With verses like these, we can give reason

why we profess him to be the Lord and giver of life.

If you want to learn more about this topic

and others like it, visit our website at catholic.com.

For Catholic Answers, I'm Karlo Broussard.

Thanks for watching.

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Rejecting Ageing Stereotypes and Defining What Life after 50 is Really All About! - Duration: 8:33.

Today's topic rejecting the prevailing stereotypes about aging and redefining

what life after 50 is really all about!

Thanks so much for tuning into 2nd Act TV I'm really excited to introduce

you to Davie Stewart today. David is an award-winning photographer and the

founder or founding partner and originator of Ageist a what I'm calling a

media research organization that's focused on rebranding or depicting the

way that society and the media portray aging so David thank you so much for

joining us... absolutely wonderful to be here ...yeah now before we get going I want

to give one quick shout out to one of our newest sponsors Endurance House a

running specialty store that totally gets this topic, so thanks for coming on

board and helping us bring this information to our audience.. now David to

pick up on my introduction did I get it I get it right is that what you do, tell

us what is Ageist and how did you come to to create the organization?

Well Ageist is a end-to-end media company what we do is we interview people we

produce content we post it out on our magazine site which is A G E I dot S T, we also

provide research and branding help for companies brands organizations that want

to communicate with what we see as this growing emerging edge of people that are

our age ...and it's kind of sad that there's a need for that how were you

inspired to do this to kind of test it you know I love a bit of your story but

tell us how you found that this was a viable and necessary concept ...well I work

in advertising at really the highest level for about 35 years

so I produced a lot of the ad campaigns that you've seen I've done a

lot of magazine covers and what started to happen was I realized that I'm taking

pictures and working with people who are kind of in the same age group

I keep getting older and they stay the same and all the communication

that was based, that's aimed at people in my age group didn't make any sense to me

it was just these kind of soft doughy timid kind of infantilized people kind

of slowly pushing bikes down the beach and I don't know anybody like that I'm

not like that my friends are not like that so this doesn't make any sense to

me and as I looked at the the consumer

spending numbers you know our demographic spends about five trillion

dollars in consumer spending a year and the people that the advertising is aimed

at people who are twenty five it's a couple decimal points the other

side of that so you know that was the first thing that got me thinking about

this, why aren't why aren't people speaking to us in the way that we are, in

a way that's not it's not medicalised as if we have some kind of a defect I mean

you don't look like you have any no I don't know I don't know history but you

look pretty alive to me there seems to be we exist in this media black hole

which is kind of somewhere I like to say it's between 35 and Betty White now I

love Betty White, she's amazing but I'm not there and most my friends aren't there

most the people I know aren't there which started me on this quest to figure

it out and to really understand the people who are like you and I ...well if so

how what how have you done that how have you actually take an action on this ...well

what we do is we interview people when we identify someone that we think is

interesting and has something to say then there's a there's a process and the

interview process is you know an hour two hours long and then I take their

portrait and we surface the qualities in them that we think are Ageist qualities

and at the same time we're accumulating qualitative data I'm asking them

questions, so why do you you bought this car why did you buy this car what do you

like about this car you know what do you what are you planning on doing next

what's your what how do you see yourself now as how you've been in the future and

how you've been in the past ...yeah well here's what I find so interesting is I

think there's two reasons why I like you were saying that you know people like us

I think people like us believe that we still have a lot of living to do and I

think like with what 2nd Act does is to reinforce that belief because

so many people because of the way we're depicted believe that they are old or

that they can't do stuff anymore so I just of course love I'm jumping all over

what you're doing and in helping to change that perception, I mean your images

are just are just you know incredible I mean what what has been some I opening things have you learned

anything that you didn't know before having started this process ...absolutely

isn't what this is what invariably happens we'll be will be talking and you

have a nice conversation I'm learning all about them and the very end

invariably everybody says the same thing they say I'm kind of a weirdo there

aren't other people like me and and and and I have to tell them well actually

you're not there is actually millions of people just like you who think just

like you but I it's a funny thing and I think it's perhaps because of the way

we're shown in the media that we think we're really unusual but we're not you

know there's just there's a lot of people who feel and act and like we do

and have the same value system but they feel they feel alone and one of the

things that we find is a really interesting driver for Ageist that we

hadn't really thought about initially was this idea of creating community so

people look at it they're like oh like I'm like that I do that I I want more of

that and then they they actually we've had we've had circumstances where people

date each other within Ageist which was I mean I found out about this and I was

like you're hooking up on my site that's perfect

me a new match.com I okay oh that's funny David in kind of closing

out this our first segment what what's been the biggest revelation to you thus

far in this process ...that's a wonderful question

and we started to find out in talking to people that the majority of people that

we interview meditate now I have no idea about this and when it started to come

up then we had to go back through everybody all like hundreds of people

it's like well you have some kind of spiritual practice you meditate there's

anything like that and not everybody but I'd say two-thirds of the people have

some kind of practice like that and I found that a little I mean I'm

meditating I think well you know I don't really tell people about that but I

found that was really interesting ...well as you know it is interesting because

one of the things on 2nd Act is our whole purpose and passion segment

and there's a revelation I have found a revelation after 50 where that just

becomes more important so it's interesting that meditation factors into

that maybe we'll need to explore that some more so, let's hold you over for

another segment where we can dig a little bit deeper into what Ageist does

and how it serves the the advertising and and corporate brands out there

to change this perception, so thank you for joining us we'll see you here in a

minute ... we'll link to your information so if anybody wants to get

in touch with you directly and see all your beautiful pictures they can do so

so see in a minute ... thank you bye bye

Hope you enjoyed today's program. For more videos on living life to the fullest

after fifty, visit our website 2ndact.tv and be sure to subscribe to our

program, here's the button! Thank you!

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Why channel management is important for self-catering businesses - Duration: 0:12.

I think the fact the Channel Manager exists, I'm going to use it to incorporate other channels like Airbnb

which seems to be a good one, so I'm going to use it as more of a management system

for that.

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Is the Holy Spirit God? - Duration: 2:19.

In every family there's often that one

person who sort of gets left out.

The family of the Blessed Trinity has one

of those—it's the Holy Spirit.

When dealing with quasi-Christian religious groups,

such as Jehovah's Witnesses, many of us are equipped

to defend the divinity of Jesus, but very

seldom are we ready to give a reason for our

belief in the divinity of the Holy Spirit.

But no more!

Enough is enough.

So, let's look at the evidence.

Consider 1Corinthians 2:11 where Paul says,

"no one comprehends the thoughts of God

except the Spirit of God."

How can the Spirit comprehend the infinite

thoughts of God unless he's also infinite?

If the Holy Spirit is omniscient, well then he

is equal to God.

Another example is Acts 5:1-4.

Here Peter rebukes Ananias and Sapphira for

lying to the Holy Spirit but then a few sentences

later says they lied to God.

How can lying to the Holy Spirit be the same

as lying to God unless the Holy Spirit is God?

We also can look at Hebrews 10:15-17 where

the text quotes God's promise of a new covenant

in Jeremiah 31:31-33 but prefaces it by saying,

"The Holy Spirit also bears witness…saying."

Notice God's words are the Holy Spirit's words.

Clearly the Bible teaches the Holy Spirit is God.

So, the Holy Spirit no longer has to be the

forgotten family member when we're evangelizing.

With verses like these, we can give reason

why we profess him to be the Lord and giver of life.

If you want to learn more about this topic

and others like it, visit our website at catholic.com.

For Catholic Answers, I'm Karlo Broussard.

Thanks for watching.

For more infomation >> Is the Holy Spirit God? - Duration: 2:19.

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This Is Not Happening - Ari Shaffir - The Time Ari Used a Condom - Uncensored - Duration: 11:36.

And I'm telling you right now, if I don't trust a used condom

with a regular human woman,

you'll be goddamned if I just give it to a homeless lady,

and just like, "Hey, don't do anything weird with this."

[intense musical buildup]

- Aah!

- Aah!

- [kissing sounds] [tires screeching]

- Let me smell your vagina!

[brakes screech]

[dark electronic music]

[cheers and applause]

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome this next comic,

the host of the "Punch Drunk" sports podcast,

give it up for Mr. Ari Shaffir, everybody.

Let him hear it!

[cheers and applause]

Thank you, everybody.

[laughs] Thank you very much.

All right, this story is what my friend said

was the gayest thing that's ever happened to him.

[chuckles] I, uh...

I don't really like that kinda talk, but whatever.

So it starts--I was having sex with a girl--

excuse me, a woman-- and, uh...

That's one of those things where feminists are right,

like, yes, absolutely, I was a grown person.

And I used a condom for once...

[laughs]

I don't know how you guys feel when you use a condom.

I feel like a champion for, like, the rest of the month.

I'm always like, "Not part of the problem today...

this one time!"

And if you wear a condom, that means you don't have to

wear a condom the next nine times.

'Cause it cancels out. That's just how it works.

That's just science, you guys.

If you disagree, you don't know science.

It's like when you have a salad for lunch,

you can have a whole pizza for dinner.

So anyway,

what do you guys do when you're done having sex with a condom?

What do you do as soon as you're finished?

- Pull it off. I don't know.

- What? Pull her off?

That's great, man, yeah, that's a number one thing.

You're absolutely right. You'll be like,

"I'm finished now. You should leave.

"Leave my dick. It's, like, done.

I feel it shrinking inside of you."

[laughter]

Like, "You wanna pull out?" "It'll come out on its own."

That's how you know winter is over.

It just gets smaller and smaller.

[laughs]

Fucking great answer, man.

Yeah, you pull her off you.

And then you take the condom off,

and you gotta throw the condom off--

you gotta throw it away.

Yeah, first of all, you gotta pull it off,

'cause at some point

you lay there for a minute or two, you know,

before you pull it off.

You don't be like fucking-- Uhh--then fucking take the--

You know, it's like, grenade! Get it outta here!

But she's lying on your shoulder and you realize,

you're like--once your dick is completely limp,

it's like this isn't sexual anymore.

And you realize, like, you've just been basting in jizz.

Your dick is like a Haagen-Dazs dip cone of semen.

Yeah. It's got, like, reverse Benjamin Button or something.

It's gonna prune up

like you're in the shower too long, you know?

I don't want my dick looking like it's got progeria,

so you gotta take it off.

And a lot of people get up and throw the condom out,

uh, which, that's cool if you got the energy.

I fuck hard--I don't have that kind of energy.

So, uh...

yeah, I go for it if you're gonna go for it.

So I'll take the condom off

and I'll just throw it by the side of the bed.

I don't know if you guys ever do that move?

It's a classic. You've never done that?

Oh, 'cause you're black.

Black people don't use condoms, that's why.

You're like, "What? I don't even understand this whole story.

"What are you talking about? You have to explain to me

"why would you invest in real estate

when you're talking to this girl?"

Yeah, so you dump it by the side of the bed.

You get it the next morning. That's what I was gonna do.

I'll tie it off--you don't, like, just drop it,

'cause then it'll all leak out.

So you gotta like, tie it off.

Especially if you got dogs.

If you got dogs, you gotta tie that off.

They'll go for it. Dogs will go for it.

They don't know. They don't know about sexuality.

They just know protein. They just know protein.

Yeah, a dog will, like, go for it.

You can yell at 'em. Be like, "Stop!"

And the dog'll be like, "I think you're wrong here.

"'Cause...why... why would I not eat--

"Why did you cover it in protein

if you don't want me to eat it?"

So, yeah, for sure tie it off.

And the morning came and I got up to throw it away.

I don't--I was gonna flush.

I don't like to throw away condoms at women's places

'cause, like... part of me worries, like...

This might be crazy but, like...

Yeah, well, hold on. It's not completely crazy

if you all kind of know what I'm about to say, right?

[laughter]

- Yeah, it's not completely off the wall nuts

that she's gonna, yeah, undo the condom

and then put it up there and fuckin' scoosh it in

and have a baby the old fashioned way through trapping.

Yeah, so I was like, all right, I'll flush it in the toilet.

But then I got to her toilet to flush it,

and the toilet didn't look like it could for sure handle it.

I was like, I don't wanna be here for two hours, you know,

so I was like, "Fuck it, I'll just go outside.

I'll throw it out outside in the Dumpster."

So, yeah--so I'm going down her steps

to her apartment building holding this used condom.

This used no love condom hoping not to

pass of her neighbors.

Like, "Good morning, Mrs. Johnson, enjoy church.

Uh...sorry about this."

And then I got outside. I was about to throw it out,

and then, uh...there was a homeless lady in the Dumpster.

Yeah, a homeless woman just rootin' around in there.

I guess that's for sure not a lady,

but, uh...

Yeah, just a homeless woman lookin' for--

I don't know, her meal or whatever.

I don't know what they do in there.

And I'm telling you right now, if I don't trust a used condom

with a regular human woman,

you'll be goddamned if I just give it to a homeless lady,

and just like, "Hey, don't do anything weird with this."

I mean, that is a cash win for a homeless person.

That is child support for the rest of her life.

That is a lot of--she'd be crazy not to try it, really.

She'd be crazy to not be like, oh...[mumbles]

The seed of a man with a job?

She'd be like-- you ever hear that story

about, like, God sending a--like the guy drowning...

'cause--anybody religious here? - Yes.

- You know what I'm talking about?

- Amen. - Amen!

Hell yeah, lady. Hell yeah.

We have "ah, men," but that's okay.

I know what you're saying.

Yeah, where the man was drowning and he prayed to God

to save him-- in like the ocean,

and then a rowboat came by-- you know this one?

And then, uh, he's like-- the rowboat guy's like,

"Hey, get in." He goes, "No, no, no.

God's gonna save me. Beat it."

And the rowboat guy's like, "All right."

And then later, like, a bigger boat came by

and he's like, "Get in." He's like, "No.

Fucking God's gonna save me. Get outta here."

Probably didn't curse as much as I am,

but then a giant ship came by and they're like,

"Get in, you're gonna drown." He goes, "No,

God is gonna save me." And then he left

and then the guy just fucking drowned.

He just sunk and drowned. Then he got to heaven

and he's like, "God, why didn't you save me?"

And God's like, "What are you talking about?

"I sent a rowboat, and a medium-sized ship,

and a big ship for you."

So that's this homeless lady. She got to heaven.

She'd be like, "How come you never gave me

a hand up?" And God's like,

"I gave you a fuckin' vile...

"of semen of a man with a home.

"What else do you need me to do?

"Put some of it in now, and save the other half

for when you're ovulating."

So I was like, well, I can't throw it out in this Dumpster.

And I was like, "Well, what am I supposed to do

with this condom?"

So I was like, "Fuck it, I'll just--

"I'll just take it home and I'll throw it out...

when I get home."

Yeah, it was frustrating not to be able to

deal with this stupid condom.

So I get in my car.

I put it in the little-- the side trashcan of the car.

You know? You don't know?

That's what it's for. It's for like owner's manuals

or maps, but nobody uses that.

It's for when you're done with a CHEETOS bag.

You're like, "What am I-- I'll just fuckin'..."

So I put it in there and I start driving home.

And I pass-- on the way home I pass

my friend at the bus stop, Jayson Thibault.

Yeah, he's my co-host in that "Punch Drunk" podcast.

And I pulled over. I was like "What are you doing?"

He said, "Well, I'm going to work."

And I was like, "Well, fuck it, man, get it.

I'll give you a ride." He's like, "Really?"

I'm like, "Yeah. I'm in a great mood.

Absolutely. Yeah, I don't mind."

So we start driving-- he gets in we start driving

and he goes--he goes, "Where you coming from?

Why are you in such a good mood?"

And-- Okay, now, right here...

I probably could have just told him.

But I thought, like, show him, you know?

It's a way richer way of telling a story.

Like in grade school, they didn't have "Tell."

They had "Show and Tell."

So he was like, "Where are you coming from?"

so I just reached in to the little trash can,

and I got the knot in the condom

like right between my thumb and my forefinger.

I just kinda felt for it, and then I grabbed it,

and then--and then I hit him in the face with it.

Yeah, I came around that way. I didn't want to go this way,

'cause it might hit me, you know? Eew!

And I went around-- and it was going fast.

The thing stretched when it was coming around.

Like, it got wider, and then it hit him like...

coming forward.

It made like a-- like a that kinda sound.

Like a big slap.

I remember his seatbelt locked. I remember that.

Yeah, as it hit him it was like...

And then the thing was just dangling there...

And he, uh, he was not happy about it.

No, he was pretty upset.

I've definitely seen him happier.

Yeah, he was mad. He starts yelling.

He goes, "Did you just hit me...

with a full condom?"

- And I was like, "I mean, I don't know about full.

"Just the little bottom part is full.

"If that's a full condom, you have a very positive way

of looking at the world."

He was mad. He goes,

"That's the gayest thing that's ever happened to me."

And I go, "Don't say that."

Not 'cause of homophobia or anything.

He was using it in the right context--

it was to mean homosexual.

And I'm like, "It wasn't gay. It wasn't homosexual.

If you ask me-- If you ask me I didn't hit him

with the inside of the condom.

If I turned it inside out, sure.

That's the part that had my dick in it

and where all the jizz and stuff was.

I hit him with the outside of the condom.

That came straight from touching a vagina.

It got all up in the vagina

and then hit him across the face.

If anything...

it's the most heterosexual thing

that's every happened to him.

Yeah, it's been 12 years,

and he still does not see it my way.

All right, I'm done. Thank you very much, everybody.

That's my story.

[cheers and applause]

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